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Title: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Kaos on December 11, 2017, 11:37:44 PM
Might as well start now. 

Trading Stanton to the Yankees was a shit move by lifetime Yankee Jeter.  Destroys his own franchise and fucks the rest of the AL East in the process. 

Fuck Jeter.  Fuck the fucking Yankees.  And now?  Fuck Stanton.  Bitch.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on December 12, 2017, 07:11:31 AM
I don't really like how Miami played the Cards and the Giants, either.  Stanton was never going to either team, but Miami strings along both teams for 2 weeks.  I guess if the Cards make a deal for either Yelich or Ozuna, then you could argue that their negotiations with Miami on Stanton was really just a jump start for either of those guys.

Cards need a bat.  I keep hearing Donaldson, which the Auburn fan in me loves, and because it would also make Buzzy root for the Cardinals, at least 3 ABs a game, but how much juice does he have left in the tank?  2, maybe 3 seasons?  Not sure he's a long term solution.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Godfather on December 12, 2017, 09:26:05 AM
Might as well start now. 

Trading Stanton to the Yankees was a shit move by lifetime Yankee Jeter.  Destroys his own franchise and fucks the rest of the AL East in the process. 

Fuck Jeter.  Fuck the fucking Yankees.  And now?  Fuck Stanton.  Bitch.
Sorry brother, totally disagree. I thought it was a brilliant move.  There was no way we were going to be able to afford Ozuna and Yelich the Yankees picked up Stanton's entire salary. Plus we got Castro in the deal.

The Marlins biggest problem is not its bats.... it is pitching.  Getting rid of Stanton was necessary to make room to find some pitchers.  In the short run it will hurt but long run it is better for the club.

Also fuck the Yankees
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Kaos on December 12, 2017, 11:09:00 AM
Sorry brother, totally disagree. I thought it was a brilliant move.  There was no way we were going to be able to afford Ozuna and Yelich the Yankees picked up Stanton's entire salary. Plus we got Castro in the deal.

The Marlins biggest problem is not its bats.... it is pitching.  Getting rid of Stanton was necessary to make room to find some pitchers.  In the short run it will hurt but long run it is better for the club.

Also fuck the Yankees

I don't have a problem with them getting rid of Stanton's salary. 

I have a problem with Jeter engineering it so that the Yankees benefitted.  I would rather have seen Stanton go almost anywhere.  Red Sox?  Hells yeah. 

It just seemed to me like a backroom deal where Jeter fucked the rest of the league to help himself and benefit his boys.  Maybe that wasn't any part of it.  Just how I feel.  So still,  fuck Jeter. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 12, 2017, 11:33:52 AM
Look at these two jamokes, would ya? One shot Jeter and the other shot an office.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on December 12, 2017, 12:23:21 PM
If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 12, 2017, 12:32:02 PM
Coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: djsimp on December 12, 2017, 12:34:26 PM
At age 11, I audited my parents. Believe me, there were some discrepancies, and I was grounded.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Godfather on December 12, 2017, 12:42:24 PM
Coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion.

We’ve talked, to ourselves. We’ve communicated and said, ‘you know what? lion tastes good. Lets go get some more lion.  We’ve developed a system, to establish a beachhead and aggressively hunt you and your family. And we will corner your, your pride, your children, your offspring...


Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Kaos on December 13, 2017, 01:37:44 PM
So now Ozuna's gone.  To the Cards, no less.

Still feel the same about Jeter's moves? 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Godfather on December 13, 2017, 04:06:47 PM
So now Ozuna's gone.  To the Cards, no less.

Still feel the same about Jeter's moves?
Perhaps not....but it is baseball so I really don't fucking care that much.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 13, 2017, 04:08:57 PM
Perhaps not....but it is baseball so I really don't fudgeing care that much.
The fact is we lost our two best players to free agency. We haven't won a pennant in over thirty-five years, we haven't placed higher than fourth in the last fifteen. Obviously it's time for some changes.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Kaos on December 13, 2017, 04:33:58 PM
Perhaps not....but it is baseball so I really don't fucking care that much.

It's a hate thing for me.

I used to watch the games religiously.  Braves. Cubs. Red Sox.  I bet I watched 150 Bravo games in 1991.

Then the Braves were good for a long time.  I watched less.  Watched the Sox in 04.  Loved me some Manny.

The constant roster changes have sort of ruined it for me.  I don't want to cheer for a rent-a-uniform hack.   
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on December 14, 2017, 07:44:27 AM
The fact is we lost our two best players to free agency. We haven't won a pennant in over thirty-five years, we haven't placed higher than fourth in the last fifteen. Obviously it's time for some changes.

This guy here is dead.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 14, 2017, 08:43:24 AM
This guy here is dead.

Well, cross him off then!
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Kaos on January 30, 2018, 06:00:09 AM
Worst marketing team EVER

http://www.ajc.com/sports/baseball/atlanta-braves-reveal-new-mascot/1xT1llhPQmEnKVhGLpb1HN/

(http://www.ajc.com/rf/image_lowres/Pub/p9/AJC/2018/01/27/Images/012818%20braves%20chop%20fest%20pho(13).JPG)

People really get paid to come up with crap like this?  Terrible.  Just terrible.

I'd rather they go back to the Chief. 
(http://www.redclaysoul.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Atlanta-Braves(pp_w480_h497).jpg)

(https://cbsnews1.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/r/2015/07/17/efcc84e5-6de3-4275-8a80-758db5c0e90d/resize/620x465/72991202e570ec3a5bdc3c853c8eba9d/gettyimages-94732645.jpg)

Screw the PC, cookie cutter crowd that forced the baseball head mascot on the Braves and that are forcing Cleveland to change the Wahoo mascot. 

"Major League Baseball is committed to building a culture of diversity and inclusion throughout the game," Manfred said in the statement. "Over the past year, we encouraged dialogue with the Indians organization about the club’s use of the Chief Wahoo logo.

I'd just like to say FUCK a culture of diversity and inclusion. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 30, 2018, 08:54:36 AM
You insensitive bastard.

Cleveland rocks!
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/cleveland-indians-chief-wahoo-logo-removed-from-uniforms-2019/ (https://www.cbsnews.com/news/cleveland-indians-chief-wahoo-logo-removed-from-uniforms-2019/)
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 30, 2018, 09:15:07 AM
Worst marketing team EVER

http://www.ajc.com/sports/baseball/atlanta-braves-reveal-new-mascot/1xT1llhPQmEnKVhGLpb1HN/

(http://www.ajc.com/rf/image_lowres/Pub/p9/AJC/2018/01/27/Images/012818%20braves%20chop%20fest%20pho(13).JPG)

People really get paid to come up with crap like this?  Terrible.  Just terrible.

I'd rather they go back to the Chief. 
(http://www.redclaysoul.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Atlanta-Braves(pp_w480_h497).jpg)

(https://cbsnews1.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/r/2015/07/17/efcc84e5-6de3-4275-8a80-758db5c0e90d/resize/620x465/72991202e570ec3a5bdc3c853c8eba9d/gettyimages-94732645.jpg)

Screw the PC, cookie cutter crowd that forced the baseball head mascot on the Braves and that are forcing Cleveland to change the Wahoo mascot. 

"Major League Baseball is committed to building a culture of diversity and inclusion throughout the game," Manfred said in the statement. "Over the past year, we encouraged dialogue with the Indians organization about the club’s use of the Chief Wahoo logo.

I'd just like to say FUCK a culture of diversity and inclusion.
I am coming to your house, dressed in my tribal head dress and loin cloth, to scalp you.

Are you gonna be there all day? How big a boy are you?
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 30, 2018, 04:30:20 PM
Speaking of the Braves, an all-to-early look at the roster indicates the purging is most likely complete and they're ready to build back with youth....relatively speaking. 

I get what's going on and I can't say I disagree with it, because it's been the recipe for success recently for several franchises like the Cubs, Stros, Indians etc.  After dismantling the roster, they spent the last couple of years trying to bring the young guys along while dotting the roster with old(er) veterans to kind of keep it together.  Guys like Brandon Phillips, Nick Markakis, Matt Kemp, Bartolo Colon, Nick Swisher and AJ Pierzmininzki-ski have all come though, knowing it was just for a cup of coffee.  Markakis is still on roster, however.

But damn, I look at the current roster and the only guys having proven anything are Freddie Freeman and maybe Ender Enciarte.  The rest of them just make you face palm at the thought of another season 20+ games under .500.  Julio Tehran is the only pitcher who has proven he can get you 14-15 wins.  After that....yeesh!  The outfield has Markakis, Enciarte and 2 guys I don't think I've ever heard of.  The infield is Freeman, Dansby Swanson and a bunch of guys named Gomez or Albies or Santana or some shit.  Catchers are decent but both are 35+ years old. 

The Marlins went fire sale this offseason.  I don't think their fans are too happy about it and shouldn't be.  They had some damn fine, young talent.  But did the Braves try and pick up Yelich or Ozuna or any of them?  Nope.  I'm hoping they've figured out which of these guys are going to blow up and make the Braves contenders again.  Maybe that's the case and they're all looking forward to the season.  But, I imagine it's been close to 30 years since I looked at their roster and had less hope than I do now.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Kaos on January 30, 2018, 04:33:48 PM
Speaking of the Braves, an all-to-early look at the roster indicates the purging is most likely complete and they're ready to build back with youth....relatively speaking. 

I get what's going on and I can't say I disagree with it, because it's been the recipe for success recently for several franchises like the Cubs, Stros, Indians etc.  After dismantling the roster, they spent the last couple of years trying to bring the young guys along while dotting the roster with old(er) veterans to kind of keep it together.  Guys like Brandon Phillips, Nick Markakis, Matt Kemp, Bartolo Colon, Nick Swisher and AJ Pierzmininzki-ski have all come though, knowing it was just for a cup of coffee.  Markakis is still on roster, however.

But damn, I look at the current roster and the only guys having proven anything are Freddie Freeman and maybe Ender Enciarte.  The rest of them just make you face palm at the thought of another season 20+ games under .500.  Julio Tehran is the only pitcher who has proven he can get you 14-15 wins.  After that....yeesh!  The outfield has Markakis, Enciarte and 2 guys I don't think I've ever heard of.  The infield is Freeman, Dansby Swanson and a bunch of guys named Gomez or Albies or Santana or some shit.  Catchers are decent but both are 35+ years old. 

The Marlins went fire sale this offseason.  I don't think their fans are too happy about it and shouldn't be.  They had some damn fine, young talent.  But did the Braves try and pick up Yelich or Ozuna or any of them?  Nope.  I'm hoping they've figured out which of these guys are going to blow up and make the Braves contenders again.  Maybe that's the case and they're all looking forward to the season.  But, I imagine it's been close to 30 years since I looked at their roster and had less hope than I do now.

Is Rafael Ramierez still out there?  Glenn Hubbard?  Bob Horner? Claudell Washington?  Surely some of those guys are still on the market. 

EDIT:
Ixnay on Horner.  Apparently he got old.  He's got a kid who's a pastor at a church in Texas.   
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 30, 2018, 05:10:08 PM
Is Rafael Ramierez still out there?  Glenn Hubbard?  Bob Horner? Claudell Washington?  Surely some of those guys are still on the market. 

EDIT:
Ixnay on Horner.  Apparently he got old.  He's got a kid who's a pastor at a church in Texas.

Horner is on injured reserve....again.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: djsimp on February 13, 2018, 01:50:22 PM
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Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on February 13, 2018, 03:28:39 PM
Yeah, well the Cards signed Bud Norris....

Fuck, it's going to be a long summer.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 15, 2018, 03:09:48 PM
Just a side note for Buzz.  Anthony Rizzo is from the High School where the shootings took place yesterday.  ESPN Radio said he was there now and will be there for the services.  Also, I heard the State of Florida is footing the bill for all the funerals. Damn good gesture.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 15, 2018, 03:26:45 PM
Just a side note for Buzz.  Anthony Rizzo is from the High School where the shootings took place yesterday.  ESPN Radio said he was there now and will be there for the services.  Also, I heard the State of Florida is footing the bill for all the funerals. Damn good gesture.
I heard that about the state picking up the tab, but not about Rizzo.  That is a very nice gesture by the state.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 16, 2018, 11:31:04 AM
Just took a walk over to the bank a block from the office.  (That wheelbarrow of cash was heavier than I thought.)  It's 77 degrees.  The sun is shining for the first time in a week.  Spring training games start a week from today.  At least the Braves do. Despite the fact that we'll suck again, I'm getting a little pumped.  Maybe my American League team, the Red Sox can take down the damn Yankee$.

I'm looking forward to seeing what the Bravos hottest prospect, Ronald Acuna (Matata) can do.  Only 20 years old but he tore shit up across the minors last season.   
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on February 16, 2018, 11:57:19 AM
This morning, the local paper editorial had a note about how ticket sales are down this year for the redbirds.  Apparently, after (by Cards standards) sucking in 16 and 17, and not doing a damn thing about it in the off season is catching up to them.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on February 16, 2018, 12:01:15 PM
Any predictions from you guys?

I'll go with:
NL
East - Washington
Central - Cubs
West - Dodgers
WC1 - Brew Crew
WC2 - DBacks

NLCS - Cubs/Washington
NL Champ - Cubs

AL
East - Yanks
Central - Cleveland
West - Houston
WC1 - Boston
WC2 - Twins

ALCS - Yanks/Houston
AL Champ - Yanks

WS Winner - Yankees
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 16, 2018, 01:16:41 PM
I was all pumped when I heard my software conference was in Boston this year...then I saw the dates and was sad.  The Saaachs don't play in town within 2 days either way of it.  May still have to take a tour just so I can say I have been to teh Fenways.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 16, 2018, 01:49:23 PM
I was all pumped when I heard my software conference was in Boston this year...then I saw the dates and was sad.  The Saaachs don't play in town within 2 days either way of it.  May still have to take a tour just so I can say I have been to teh Fenways.

That would give me diamond hard chub.  I know I told you this but my only exposure to Wrigley was from the train.  We made a stop and they said we would be there for a minute.  I looked out and said WTH is that?  I stepped off and damn if I was looking right into WF.  They said it was time to take off again and I was like, Noooooooooooo.......

I at least got about a 15 second glimpse into heaven.  Definite bucket list material, along with Fenway.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: chinook on February 16, 2018, 02:41:36 PM
Any predictions from you guys?


NL
East - Braves
Central - Brewers
West - Dodgers
WC1 - Cubs
WC2 - Rockies

NLCS - Dodgers/Brewers
NL Champ - Dodgers in 6

AL
East - Yankees
Central - Indians
West - Astros
WC1 - Red Soxs
WC2 - Angels

ALCS - Indians/Yankees
AL Champ - Indians in 5

WS Winner - Dodgers in 6
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 16, 2018, 03:05:11 PM
NL
East - Braves
Central - Cardinals
West - Dodgers
WC1 - Cubs
WC2 - Giants

NLCS - Dodgers/Cubs
NL Champ - Cubs in 7

AL
East - Red Sox
Central - Indians
West - Astros
WC1 - Yankmees
WC2 - Angels

ALCS - Indians/Astros
AL Champ - Indians in 6

WS Winner - Indians in 7
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 16, 2018, 03:05:47 PM

NL
East - Braves
Central - Brewers
West - Dodgers
WC1 - Cubs
WC2 - Rockies

NLCS - Dodgers/Brewers
NL Champ - Dodgers in 6

AL
East - Yankees
Central - Indians
West - Astros
WC1 - Red Soxs
WC2 - Angels

ALCS - Indians/Yankees
AL Champ - Indians in 5

WS Winner - Dodgers in 6

If you're not going to take this seriously....
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 16, 2018, 03:39:28 PM
NL
East - Braves
Central - Cards
West - Dodgers
WC1 - Cubs
WC2 - Nats

NLCS - Cards/Cubs
NL Champ - Cards

AL
East - BoSox
Central - Indians
West - Astros
WC1 - Rangers
WC2 - Yankmes

ALCS - Astros/Rangers
AL Champ - Rangers

WS Winner - Cards
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 16, 2018, 03:46:00 PM
NL
East - Nats
Central - Cards
West - Dodgers
WC1 - Cubs
WC2 - Mets

NLCS - Cards/Cubs
NL Champ - Cubs

AL
East - Orioles
Central - Orioles
West - Orioles
WC1 - Orioles
WC2 - Orioles

ALCS - Orioles/Orioles
AL Champ - Orioles

WS Winner - Astros
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 16, 2018, 03:49:48 PM
NL
East - Nats
Central - Cards
West - Dodgers
WC1 - Cubs
WC2 - Mets

NLCS - Cards/Cubs
NL Champ - Cubs

AL
East - Orioles
Central - Orioles
West - Orioles
WC1 - Orioles
WC2 - Orioles

ALCS - Orioles/Orioles
AL Champ - Orioles

WS Winner - Astros

Damn Straight!  Taking the entire AL by storm. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: chinook on February 16, 2018, 03:50:47 PM
If you're not going to take this seriously....

I'm an Atlanta "native"  ...always go full connector with the Braves. 

The NL East is shitty.

Plus the Mariners ...well, will be the Mariners. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 16, 2018, 04:00:44 PM
Damn Straight!  Taking the entire AL by storm.

That's the way I like to hear you talk.  Here, take another swig of the Kool-Ade.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 16, 2018, 04:05:45 PM
I'm an Atlanta "native"  ...always go full connector with the Braves. 

The NL East is shitty.

Plus the Mariners ...well, will be the Mariners.

Just can't see anyone out talenting (Is that a word?) the Nats.  The Mets still have what looks like one of the best pitching staffs in baseball, but they've really underperformed recently.   
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Kaos on February 26, 2018, 09:18:08 AM
Braves play the Red Sox in September.  Will be there to watch a World Series preview.  

Will be my first trip to the new ballpark in upper Atlanta.  I was there a couple of years ago when they were building it.  Have done Fenway several times.  Went to watch the Red Sox play at old Yankee Stadium in 2004 before we knew they were going to be the team that broke the curse.  Pedro pitched that day. 

You know, when you think about it, I've lived a pretty blessed life.  
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 02, 2018, 04:31:34 PM
The Braves are most likely going to take their Spring Training suckage straight through the regular season.  I'm resigned to that.  But, I am anxious to see if this kid, Ronald Acuna, who is the Braves' top prospect, makes some noise this year.  He's started picking it up the last few games and went 3-3 today against the Yank Me's.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 02, 2018, 04:45:40 PM
Jar, I think the Cards look pretty stout with the line up.  With the addition of Ozuna, they look like they can have some pop, especially at the top of the line up.  If you can put Dexter Fowler, Paul DeJong (Is it Paul?), Matt Carpenter and Marcell Ozuna up there, along with Molina, that's pretty stout.  My question is where the pitching is coming from? Wainright is getting long in the tooth.  Wacha has plenty of experience but honestly, I don't recognize another pitcher on the roster.  Maybe I just didn't pay attention more real gooder last year. Who should be on the bump? 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on March 06, 2018, 11:29:28 AM
Snags, you sound like every Cards fan here in town.

I love Waino, but yeah, he's old.  Had a good run here in STL, but I think he needs to retire.

Martinez is going to be the ace, and I'm not sure I trust him.

Wacha is maybe a 3 or a 4.  Mikolas...  so far he's a bust. 

I think the promising young guy is Luke Weaver.  But... rookie.  So you don't know what you're going to get.

I mean, they were in a bidding war for Price a few years ago, and so I can't blame them for trying.  Lots of teams lose bidding wars to the Red Sox.  But aside from that, who do you go get?  What FA would you sign?  Arietta?  I love the guy, but he's not worth the multi-year deal you'll have to fork over.  Lynn, same thing.

Now, I'm impressed with the pitching coach the Cards managed to hire away from the Nats, so lets see what he can do.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: CCTAU on March 06, 2018, 11:47:38 AM
Ozuna, Acuna, Hakuna, Matatta! Holy cripes. Do any muricans play baseball any more?
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 06, 2018, 11:53:57 AM
Ozuna, Acuna, Hakuna, Matatta! Holy cripes. Do any muricans play baseball any more?
That's biesbol!
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 06, 2018, 12:07:34 PM
Snags, you sound like every Cards fan here in town.

I love Waino, but yeah, he's old.  Had a good run here in STL, but I think he needs to retire.

Martinez is going to be the ace, and I'm not sure I trust him.

Wacha is maybe a 3 or a 4.  Mikolas...  so far he's a bust.  

I think the promising young guy is Luke Weaver.  But... rookie.  So you don't know what you're going to get.

I mean, they were in a bidding war for Price a few years ago, and so I can't blame them for trying.  Lots of teams lose bidding wars to the Red Sox.  But aside from that, who do you go get?  What FA would you sign?  Arietta?  I love the guy, but he's not worth the multi-year deal you'll have to fork over.  Lynn, same thing.

Now, I'm impressed with the pitching coach the Cards managed to hire away from the Nats, so lets see what he can do.
Not a lot of arms left in the free agency pool.  And I agree on Areola.  He's 32 already, which is not that old.  But, any long term deal would probably wind up wasting a ship load of cash on the back side.  I'd love to have him on the Bravos staff right now, though.  We've just got a whole lot of yeeeesh!
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 06, 2018, 05:37:57 PM
Speaking of free agents, you've got Mike Moustakas and Carlos Gonzales just hanging out there.  Gonzales kind of dropped off in production last year but in 2016, he hit .300 with 25 HR and 100 RBI.  Moustakas is a 3rd baseman and is the Royals all time HR leader.  I know a certain team that could use either or both these guys.  Problem is, that team's name is nowhere to be found in possible suitors.  The damn tearing down process is long since over. Time to start adding some serious pieces to the rebuild.  Unless you're trying to be shitty again.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on March 06, 2018, 05:54:24 PM
But same thing with the batters that we said about the pitchers.  Are those guys worth the 20m+ they are asking?  Maybe for a year or two.  But you're going to be paying 20+ when these guys are hitting .240 and struggling to hit 15 HR when they get to year 4 or 5 of a deal.  See Pujols, Albert.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 06, 2018, 08:18:35 PM
A little payroll bitchin' and moanin'.  I'm referencing the Cubs, Cards and Braves because those are about the only teams discussed in this forum.  War Eagle needs to get his Walker Texas Ranger ass in gear.  May throw in some Red Sachs because that's my adopted anti-Yankee AL club.

The Cubbies are making it rain to the tune of about $160 million.  The least bang for the buck goes to the Cubs for paying Jason Wayward $21.5 per.  With incentives, he could earn over $28m.  But it's pretty clear he won't do that. John Lester and Yu are pulling down about $22m apiece.  Fair return on today's market. They picked up Ben Zobrist for a cool $16m, while Kris Bryant is raking in just under $11m.

For the Cards, the two snaggletoothed vets are leading the way with Yadi makig $20m and A. Wainwright a close 2nd at $19.5.  Dexter, Matt & Marcell come in at $14.5m..$13.5m and $9m respectively. Again, probably solid payouts in today's market.  The Cards are a thunderstorm behind how much the Cubs are making it rain with a total payroll of $141m.  Which brings me to a point or question.  $17m of that is "Retained Salary" for a guy named Mike Leake.  I sort of remember the name.  But here's what's weirder...

The Braves are paying a retained salary of $16.5m to Adrian Gonzales.  Okay, unless the Braves signed him during that year and a half I was in rehab for meth and sex addiction, I don't recall the man ever playing for Atlanta.  Was that some crazy trade shit when they got Matt Kemp from the Dodgers?  Hell, I think AG is out of baseball.  But ATL is sending him a $16.5m check?  WTF???

Anywho, the "rebuilding" Braves are paying 4 guys $10m plus.  Freddie is making bank at $21m.  Legit.  But two of the guys are pitchers they got from the Dodgers in Scott Kazmir ($16m) and Brandon McCarthy ($13m).  Nick Markakis is just above the $10m level.  BTW, McCarthy is a pitcher who is 9 games under .500 for his career.  Kazmir is a few games over .500.  Not solid in today's market.  Total payroll is $87m.  So, you're not paying for talent and spending too much on questionable at best talent.  Enjoy your 75 wins.  
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 07, 2018, 10:13:49 AM
J-Hey tweaked his swing again this offseason and I know it's going to work.  This time.
His defense makes the contract bearable, but damn.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on March 07, 2018, 10:20:44 AM
Snags, where you getting that Leake 17M number from?

https://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/STL/st-louis-cardinals-salaries-and-contracts.shtml

https://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/ATL/atlanta-braves-salaries-and-contracts.shtml

https://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/CHC/chicago-cubs-salaries-and-contracts.shtml

Show's its 6 for Leake, but over 20 for Adrian Gonzalez for you guys. Also has the cubs spending over 180M.

This number warms my black, cold heart, although I think he can opt out if he wants after next season (but with his offensive numbers, why the hell would you?)
8 yrs/$184M (16-23)$28.17M$20M$21M$21M$22M$22M
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 07, 2018, 10:22:27 AM
J-Hey tweaked his swing again this offseason and I know it's going to work.  This time.
His defense makes the contract bearable, but damn.
His defense is Pop Tarts.  Crazy good.  (Just made that up myself)  Never seen a guy with more potential, at the plate, be a bigger bust.  When the Braves let him go, I was all like, "Noooo.....oh whatever."  Maybe this is his year to bust loose.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 07, 2018, 10:24:15 AM
Snags, where you getting that Leake 17M number from?

https://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/STL/st-louis-cardinals-salaries-and-contracts.shtml

https://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/ATL/atlanta-braves-salaries-and-contracts.shtml

https://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/CHC/chicago-cubs-salaries-and-contracts.shtml

Show's its 6 for Leake, but over 20 for Adrian Gonzalez for you guys. Also has the cubs spending over 180M.

This number warms my black, cold heart, although I think he can opt out if he wants after next season (but with his offensive numbers, why the hell would you?)
8 yrs/$184M (16-23)$28.17M$20M$21M$21M$22M$22M
http://www.spotrac.com/mlb/st.-louis-cardinals/payroll/ (http://www.spotrac.com/mlb/st.-louis-cardinals/payroll/)
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on March 07, 2018, 10:40:22 AM
http://www.spotrac.com/mlb/st.-louis-cardinals/payroll/ (http://www.spotrac.com/mlb/st.-louis-cardinals/payroll/)
Crazy how it's so different.
Yadier Molina has said when his contract expires in 2020, he will retire.  He'll have a number retired for sure at Busch, but honestly, you guys think he's a HOF?  Granted, I have cardinal colored glasses on, and I think he was the catcher of the decade for the last 10 years, but his offense is no where near people like Bench or Pudge (Bench .267/389hr/2048 hits/1376rbi, Pudge .296/311hr/2844 hits/1332, Yadi .284/126hr/1730 hits/785rbi)  Should get to 2000 hits, but I don't see him getting to 200 HR or 1000rbi.  If he gets in, it will be because of how he calls a game and his defense, although he doesn't have the golden gloves that Bench or Pudge have (Bench with 10, Pudge with 13, Yadi with 8).
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 07, 2018, 10:49:31 AM
From what I have seen, he may not have the overall offensive numbers but he's been Mr. Clutch at the plate over his career.  When they have needed a big knock, he's delivered.  That combined with his defense should put him in the hall imo.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on March 07, 2018, 10:58:06 AM
You can always tell how good a guy is by what your rivals think when he is batting.

Like when Bryant or Rizzo come to the plate, I secretly wish that they get hit in the back, and when sprinting down to first base, they blow out their Achilles.

Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 07, 2018, 11:30:46 AM
From what I have seen, he may not have the overall offensive numbers but he's been Mr. Clutch at the plate over his career.  When they have needed a big knock, he's delivered.  That combined with his defense should put him in the hall imo.
This^^  I'd rather have anyone else in the line up at the plate in a crucial situation.  Many a time have I cussed that man.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on March 28, 2018, 11:28:56 AM
Today, we're all 0-0, and all have the potential to go 162-0.

Best of luck tomorrow, boys.

Buzz, here's the Bobblehead promotions for this year.  Which one you coming up for?
Mystery Hall of Fame Opening Day Car Parade Bobblehead (April 7)
Dexter Fowler Bobblehead (April 21)
Chris Carpenter Bobblehead (June 3)
Carlos Martínez Mystery Hair Bobblehead (June 30)
Adam Wainwright Bobblehead (July 14)
Mark McGwire Bobblehead (September 16)
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 28, 2018, 12:11:14 PM
Or 0-162 if you're a Braves fan.  I just looked at their 40 man roster.  Out of the 15 pitchers, I honestly couldn't name more than 2 projected starters.  Have no idea who half of them are. The one hot prospect that's supposed to be the #1 prospect in all of baseball, Ronald Acuna, got sent down to Gwinnett. 

Oh, and it doesn't give you much cause for encouragement when 2018 preview show has the GM acknowledging that they're just using this year to see who is MLB material.  Who is going to stick with the club.  Unfortunately, the Braves are in their 3rd year of doing just that.  They did exactly ZERO in trades or the Free Agent market to help this team.  Frick!
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 28, 2018, 09:08:38 PM
Today, we're all 0-0, and all have the potential to go 162-0.

Best of luck tomorrow, boys.

Buzz, here's the Bobblehead promotions for this year.  Which one you coming up for?
Mystery Hall of Fame Opening Day Car Parade Bobblehead (April 7)
Dexter Fowler Bobblehead (April 21)
Chris Carpenter Bobblehead (June 3)
Carlos Martínez Mystery Hair Bobblehead (June 30)
Adam Wainwright Bobblehead (July 14)
Mark McGwire Bobblehead (September 16)
Dex or bust!
On another note, I will be in Fulton County Turner North Atlanta field tomorrow watching the Bravos square off against the Phillies.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on March 29, 2018, 07:58:22 AM
That stadium nice?  Everytime I'm in Atlanta, they are away.

Happy opening day, everyone!
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: CCTAU on March 29, 2018, 10:11:51 AM
Dex or bust!
On another note, I will be in Fulton County Turner North Atlanta field tomorrow watching the Bravos square off against the Phillies.
Did you get a pass? We don't just let anyone in!
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 29, 2018, 10:15:04 AM
That stadium nice?  Everytime I'm in Atlanta, they are away.

Happy opening day, everyone!
Oh bugger off.
I was reading a preview of the Braves/Phillies opener.  They were saying Philly picked up Jake Areola in the off season and wrote that he posted a 3.53 ERA (4.16 FIP) in 168.1 innings for Chicago last season.  What's a FIP?  As much as I follow biesbol, they've lost me on a lot of these stats.  Funny Innings Pitched?  Female Innings Pitched?  Fucking Innings Pitched?  Do we really need to know what the man's FIP is?
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: CCTAU on March 29, 2018, 11:33:23 AM
Oh bugger off.
I was reading a preview of the Braves/Phillies opener.  They were saying Philly picked up Jake Areola in the off season and wrote that he posted a 3.53 ERA (4.16 FIP) in 168.1 innings for Chicago last season.  What's a FIP?  As much as I follow biesbol, they've lost me on a lot of these stats.  Funny Innings Pitched?  Female Innings Pitched?  Fucking Innings Pitched?  Do we really need to know what the man's FIP is?
Foreal Innings Pitched!
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on March 29, 2018, 12:01:20 PM
FIP:  Fielding Independent Pitching converts a pitcher's three true outcomes into an earned run average-like number. The formula is (13*HR+3*(HBP+BB)-2*K)/IP, plus a constant (usually around 3.2) to put it on the same scale as earned run average.

I'd never heard of it either.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 29, 2018, 12:05:02 PM
FIP:  Fielding Independent Pitching converts a pitcher's three true outcomes into an earned run average-like number. The formula is (13*HR+3*(HBP+BB)-2*K)/IP, plus a constant (usually around 3.2) to put it on the same scale as earned run average.

I'd never heard of it either.
I was told there would be no math.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on March 29, 2018, 12:34:27 PM
I was told there would be no math.
I'll try typing slower so you can keep up.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: djsimp on March 29, 2018, 01:13:51 PM
So its opening day, first at bat and first pitch, Cubs Ian Happ hits one to downtown Miami.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on March 29, 2018, 01:24:07 PM
A lotta people say you can tell how a season's gonna go by the first hitter of the year.

Cubs: Happ takes first pitch long.

Cards: Fowler strikes out on three pitches.

Godfuckingdammit.

Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on March 29, 2018, 01:51:22 PM
Saying it now, because he may not hit another until May, but...

Yadier Molina is on pace for 162 home runs.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 29, 2018, 02:29:57 PM
Saying it now, because he may not hit another until May, but...

Yadier Molina is on pace for 162 home runs.
#winning
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 29, 2018, 04:27:23 PM
Cubbies roll.  Cards go down like a $20 hooker.  Braves already behind and on their way to 0-162.  Can it be done?
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 29, 2018, 10:30:58 PM
Braves come back to win 8-5 with a 3-run homer.  Nick Markakis.  Like I've been saying from the start, the Braves are a team of destiny.  Could win the division.  Tons of young, super talented...oh hell. Who am I kidding? We got a win.  Happy for it. 

75-80 wins may be doable.  Was going back and forth with the Buzzer, who attended the opener.  Need a report when he gets back home and settled.  Had to be pretty cool to attend a home opening win, no matter who it was.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on March 30, 2018, 04:16:10 PM
Only opening day I’ve attended was the last opening day of Busch II, in 2005. President Bush came and threw out the first pitch. Pitching from the mound, he nailed a strike, with I’m assuming, a bullet proof vest under the Cardinals jacket he was wearing. 

Also my daughters first baseball game. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 31, 2018, 08:17:59 PM
New stadium is very nice.  The area around it reminds me of the area around Busch stadium.  First class.
Markakis is on pace to hit 162 game winners.
Chop on.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 31, 2018, 11:36:42 PM
Cubbies win again.  Cards limp out of NY with a 6-2 loss.  Bravos have an out of body experience with a 15-2 win over the Phillies to take the series 2-1.  However, the Nationals come to town with a slightly better brand of pitching.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 03, 2018, 03:27:29 PM
2-3.  Two and fucking three.  Marlins and Reds.
FML
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on April 03, 2018, 05:27:04 PM
2-3.  Two and fudgeing three.  Marlins and Reds.
FML

And fuck the Pirates, too.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 04, 2018, 10:21:53 AM
Skrong late relief pitching there Red Birds.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on April 04, 2018, 12:14:46 PM
Skrong late relief pitching there Red Birds.
I'm glad I was at 3 1/2 hours of basketball practice and couldn't enjoy that.
Dick.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUTiger1 on April 04, 2018, 12:26:46 PM
Is MLB actually being played this year?   I wouldn't know since I am like this:






Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on April 04, 2018, 01:30:32 PM
Is MLB actually being played this year?   I wouldn't know since I am like this:
Not in St Louis or Chicago, anyway.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 04, 2018, 02:10:59 PM
Not in St Louis or Chicago, anyway.
It appears that they are playing in New York, Pittsburgh and Atlanta only this season.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Kaos on April 04, 2018, 03:50:02 PM
(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/QnwAAOSwmfhX7~vD/s-l300.jpg)
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on April 04, 2018, 05:07:51 PM
It appears that they are playing in New York, Pittsburgh and Atlanta only this season.
I agree, Braves vs Pirates in the NLCS.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 05, 2018, 07:49:33 PM
I agree, Braves vs Pirates in the NLCS.
Eat shit and die.  Your reverse karma will do you no good.  The Braves will prove their immense sucktitude in due time.  
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 05, 2018, 08:56:37 PM
I agree, Braves vs Pirates in the NLCS.
I'm not even sure the Yankees can beat them in the WS.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 05, 2018, 11:06:52 PM
I'm not even sure the Yankees can beat them in the WS.
You need to take a bite of the same dick.  BTW...the Mets are 5-1.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on April 06, 2018, 10:20:49 AM
Opening day in St Louis...  2 hits.  2 goddamn hits.  They struck out 13 times.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 06, 2018, 11:05:48 AM
Opening day in St Louis...  2 hits.  2 goddamn hits.  They struck out 13 times.
You can't say goddamn on the air
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on April 06, 2018, 11:22:01 AM
You can't say goddamn on the air
Don't worry, nobody is listening anyway.

Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 06, 2018, 01:39:56 PM
Dynamite drop in, Monty.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 08, 2018, 10:26:51 PM
Molina gets feisty with the D-Back Coach.  Wonder what was said.  My Red Sox (Adopted, Bandwagon AL team) are 8-1.  They really are loaded and should be right there all season.  Have no idea how to spell the Angels Japanese phenom's name, but that dude has hit 3 homers and pitched 2 nasty ass games.  Hit 100 m.p.h. on several occasions and his sinker is sick.

Bravos are 6-3 and staying competitive.  Cubbies settling in.  The cream should rise to the top before too long. Yankees 5-5.  :clap:
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 09, 2018, 08:53:10 AM
Molina gets feisty with the D-Back Coach.  Wonder what was said.  
I hear he said he wanted to be a City Planner instead of an Architect.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on April 09, 2018, 09:38:31 AM
I hear he said he wanted to be a City Planner instead of an Architect.
I heard he wanted to take Yadi's mom out for a nice seafood dinner and then never call her again.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 09, 2018, 09:42:03 AM
So, John Carload Stanton strikes out 5 times in a game for the 2nd time in one week?  ROFLCOPTERS
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on April 09, 2018, 09:50:06 AM
Molina gets feisty with the D-Back Coach.  Wonder what was said. 
News said he called him a mother fucker, twice.  As in "that mother fucker is framing pitches and you're falling for it."  When I was watching it, it looked like him pointing at Molina and saying it was what set Molina off.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on April 09, 2018, 05:27:48 PM
Need to reverse some karma...

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(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1a/ca/7f/1aca7f82c55d52d009b39bb2848c64b1.jpg)

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-70I5xWLSOkk/U0BB0HCcj7I/AAAAAAAAVVQ/TCeRkS1f1cQ/s1600/cardinals+....+Johnnys-Sports-Bar.jpg)
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 09, 2018, 05:33:07 PM
You know, I've always kind of liked the Cardinals.  Maybe I can adopt them as my NL Central team.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: chinook on April 09, 2018, 06:28:37 PM
Need to reverse some karma...

(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/c1/ca/31/c1ca31330cd639c31fcde9c962012107.jpg)

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1a/ca/7f/1aca7f82c55d52d009b39bb2848c64b1.jpg)

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-70I5xWLSOkk/U0BB0HCcj7I/AAAAAAAAVVQ/TCeRkS1f1cQ/s1600/cardinals+....+Johnnys-Sports-Bar.jpg)
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2, 4, 3. 1 and 5
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 09, 2018, 10:25:24 PM
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on April 10, 2018, 09:49:02 AM
Well, that didn't work, and the worst way to lose, too.  Ball 4, Ball 8, Ball 12, Ball 16.

Let's see if this works:

(https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/1495118_10202158335272538_1877001411_o.jpg?_nc_cat=0&_nc_eui2=v1%3AAeHsbFdW1XHLH4lxefokUwGbjqRuw0zU1u7XxR6uwy4s2NLcu-xqnvoYkjGm8wFFlHsFdOHSGO6VhbSluGnOFpLGhSQjHTL-YJWSVoZ-wwCklg&oh=932f6357245d4a209ea31d8cb49ecf89&oe=5B5E583C)
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 10, 2018, 09:51:21 AM
I don't know how they're laying off pitches that close.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on April 11, 2018, 09:38:13 AM
And that's a winner.  Let's see if they can take the series vs those pesky Brewers.

Then on the road for a few in Cincy and then Wrigley.

Always hate playing in Chicago before the Ivy comes out.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 11, 2018, 10:37:07 PM
Bravos take the finally in Washington after two erectile dysfunction games.  3-3 on the road trip.  7-5 overall.  Headed to The Windy City to take it up the ass from the Cubbies.  Be gentle, Buzz.  And please call me in the morning.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 11, 2018, 11:33:58 PM
Bravos take the finally in Washington after two erectile dysfunction games.  3-3 on the road trip.  7-5 overall.  Headed to The Windy City to take it up the ass from the Cubbies.  Be gentle, Buzz.  And please call me in the morning.
Rizzo is on the DL from a cheap ass motel bed in Cincinnati.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on April 12, 2018, 09:48:23 AM
Rizzo is on the DL from a cheap ass motel bed in Cincinnati.
Crabs can get you on the DL?

Edit to add:  Fuck the brewers.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 12, 2018, 09:57:27 AM
Crabs can get you on the DL?

Edit to add:  Fuck the brewers.
It's almost impossible to scratch your crotch with a cup on.

I'll be damned if I didn't spell finale, "finally".
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 14, 2018, 06:31:50 PM
So the Braves take game one.  I turn it on today and they're up 10-3 in the 7th.  Left to run some errands.  Wonder what the final score was?  :facepalm:
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on April 15, 2018, 10:57:52 AM
Are you fucking kidding me, Atlanta?
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 15, 2018, 02:57:30 PM
Are you fucking kidding me, Atlanta?
We're still shitty.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on April 16, 2018, 10:02:10 AM
Cards head to Wrigley tonight, with snow showers in the forecast.  I hate winter.  It was snowing this morning when I was taking the kids to school.  Fuck this shit.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 16, 2018, 11:23:06 AM
I hate winter too.  It snows down here once every 3-4 years.  This year we got snow and it was easily the coldest overall on record.  The only time I like winter is when I'm curled up on the couch with a blanket over me and my dog curled up with me.  And a drink in one hand.  And the remote in the other hand.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on April 16, 2018, 01:52:21 PM
Cards/Cubs postponed.  Will be made up as a double header in July.

Buzz, I guess we can root for the Braves tonight, since they are going to win the NL this year.  They take on the Phillies.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 16, 2018, 02:28:02 PM
Cards/Cubs postponed.  Will be made up as a double header in July.

Buzz, I guess we can root for the Braves tonight, since they are going to win the NL this year.  They take on the Phillies.
Chop on!
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 16, 2018, 04:58:35 PM
Lick my taint.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 16, 2018, 10:48:57 PM
So, the Bravos stop a 6 game winning streak by the Phillies with a 2-1 win.  9-6 on the year, which is exactly 2 wins more than I predicted for them. The good thing is they didn't allow 9 runs in the 8th inning.  Fuck me.  I'm still not over that.  Will any team in MLB get 9 runs scored on them in one inning this year? 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: CCTAU on April 17, 2018, 01:25:39 AM
So, the Bravos stop a 6 game winning streak by the Phillies with a 2-1 win.  9-6 on the year, which is exactly 2 wins more than I predicted for them. The good thing is they didn't allow 9 runs in the 8th inning.  Fuck me.  I'm still not over that.  Will any team in MLB get 9 runs scored on them in one inning this year?
Yes. The braves will!
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on April 17, 2018, 07:48:12 AM
So, the Bravos stop a 6 game winning streak by the Phillies with a 2-1 win.  9-6 on the year, which is exactly 2 wins more than I predicted for them. The good thing is they didn't allow 9 runs in the 8th inning.  fudge me.  I'm still not over that.  Will any team in MLB get 9 runs scored on them in one inning this year?
But Atlanta will score 10 in one inning in the NLCS to beat the Mets. 
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Post by: Buzz Killington on April 17, 2018, 08:57:34 AM
But Atlanta will score 10 in one inning in the NLCS to beat the Mets.
They won't have to, because they will have the lead for the full 4 games.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on April 17, 2018, 09:23:58 AM
Trying to apply reverse baseball karma to the Braves is embarrassing, guys.  I expected more from you.  Let down I am.
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Post by: Buzz Killington on April 17, 2018, 11:03:28 AM
Trying to apply reverse baseball karma to the Braves is embarrassing, guys.  I expected more from you.  Let down I am.
Gotta work with what you got.  Unfortunately, I am used to saying that.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on April 17, 2018, 11:23:04 AM
Gotta work with what you got.  Unfortunately, I am used to saying that.
I watched the preview show just before the season started.  When the GM says multiple times that we're using this year to look at some guys and see who will be part of the future, it doesn't give you the warm and fuzzies going in.
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Post by: AUJarhead on April 17, 2018, 12:42:20 PM
Waino going tonight for Cards.  I love the guy, but how much does he have left in the tank?
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Post by: Snaggletiger on April 17, 2018, 02:32:43 PM
Waino going tonight for Cards.  I love the guy, but how much does he have left in the tank?
He's given up 12 hits in a little over 10 innings. Obviously it's early, but a hit an inning not a good thing.  He's fun to watch, though.  I love to watch someone who knows how to actually pitch.  Unfortunately, baseball seems to have become all about who can throw it 97 plus. 
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Post by: AUJarhead on April 18, 2018, 09:16:20 AM
I think I need to bad mouth Waino more often.
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Post by: Buzz Killington on April 18, 2018, 09:26:22 AM
Lester is done.  Should have retired 2 years ago.  Congrats on the sweep, Jon.
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Post by: AUJarhead on April 18, 2018, 09:39:48 AM
Lester is done.  Should have retired 2 years ago.  Congrats on the sweep, Jon.
Nope, you guys win today.  Unless all the Cards do is bunt.
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Post by: AUJarhead on April 18, 2018, 10:07:09 AM
Today's game postponed.  Makeup tomorrow at Wrigley.

Go Braves?
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Post by: Snaggletiger on April 18, 2018, 11:11:36 AM
Today's game postponed.  Makeup tomorrow at Wrigley.

Go Braves?
So far, we've scored 3 total runs in the series with Philly. Optimism is not running at a high level.   
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 18, 2018, 11:16:29 AM
So far, we've scored 3 total runs in the series with Philly. Optimism is not running at a high level.  
Those sandbagging sonsofbitches are holding out for the stretch run.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on April 18, 2018, 11:20:14 AM
Those sandbagging sonsofbitches are holding out for the stretch run.
More ping pong balls.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on April 18, 2018, 11:00:54 PM
Yea...and Frick!

The Yea?  Braves take the series.  7-3 win.  Double digit hits.  2 HR's.  Still no closer though.  Vizcaino and Minter both have nasty stuff but neither can throw a damn strike.  Oh well.

The Frick?  8th inning inside fastball hits Freddie Freeman in the exact spot that Toronto plunked him in last year.  Left wrist.  Missed 44 games.  He winced in pain, dropped his hands and walked straight to the dugout and down the tunnel, like he knew.  We're not good in the first place, but you can't lose one of the best hitters in the game.  We'll see what comes out of it.  
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 20, 2018, 12:19:08 AM
Okay so, the Cubbies pound that Cardinal ass 8-5.  The Bravos go to 11-7 with a bitch slapping of the 1st place Mets, 12-4.  
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 20, 2018, 10:05:59 AM
Cubbies get the split with the Cards in a shortened series.  Braves pound the 1st place Mets 12-4.  I think that should be about it for Matt Harvey.  I believe I could have gotten a couple of good swings off him last night.  Okay, let's not get cra-cra.  But, he was leaving low 90's stuff out over the plate all night.  I heard the announcers say something about him setting the franchise record for a Mets starter not getting past 5 innings in consecutive starts.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on April 20, 2018, 10:57:04 AM
That score of yesterday's Cubs/Cards game is a bit misleading.  Down 8-1, Cards rallied back.  I'm not one for moral victories, but I like the fight in this team.  Last year's team would have just laid down and died.  I'm sure when the Cards flipped the lineup in the 7th, already with 4 runs across the board and Dex, Pham, and Ozuna up, Buzz was cussing.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 20, 2018, 11:10:39 AM
That score of yesterday's Cubs/Cards game is a bit misleading.  Down 8-1, Cards rallied back.  I'm not one for moral victories, but I like the fight in this team.  Last year's team would have just laid down and died.  I'm sure when the Cards flipped the lineup in the 7th, already with 4 runs across the board and Dex, Pham, and Ozuna up, Buzz was cussing.
Actually, I stopped paying attention at 8-1.  My blood pressure thanks me for not sticking around.
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Post by: djsimp on April 23, 2018, 09:29:09 AM
https://youtu.be/lcVqS8vmMOs
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 23, 2018, 09:49:26 AM
Well, the weather was perfect for laying out.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on April 24, 2018, 09:25:59 AM
Cubs/Tribe in a 2016 WS rematch this week.

Cards host Pondscum for 3, and Braves face Reds for game 2 of a 4 game set.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 24, 2018, 10:51:47 PM
Like Jar said about his Cards the other day, happy with the way the Braves battled back today.  No-hit through 6.  Down big.  Fought their way back to a 7-7 tie.  Which is where they are now in the 12th...or 13th...or 15th or some shit.  They may not win but it looks like they have guys that want to win and give a shit.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 24, 2018, 11:08:06 PM
Aaaannnd, just like that, we lose 9-7 to the only team in MLB worse than the Braves.  0-2 against the Reds.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on April 25, 2018, 07:57:32 AM
Fuck the Mets, and the Cardinals shitty bullpen.  That is all.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 25, 2018, 11:59:04 PM
Braves get a comeback win with a top of the 9th run to beat the Reds 5-4.  13-10.  I can live with it early on.  One more in Cincy then they head to Philly.  Cubbies drop one in Cleveland while the Cards blast the Metros 9-1.

Anyone who loves baseball, please tell me what the call is here.  Top of the 9th.  4-4 ballgame.  First guy gets hit with a pitch.  Freeman singles.  First and second with no outs.  Aaaannnd you....

Maybe it's just me.  Maybe I was raised as a baseball purist.  But don't you bunt (Sacrifice) the winning runs over to 2nd and 3rd with 1 out?  Don't you feel good about your chances then? You stay out of the double play.  A fly ball to the outfield scores a run.  A ground ball to the right side scores a run.  A base hit scores two.  Yeah, maybe it's just me.  But the Braves let Markakis swing away and he grounds to 3rd and by the luck of the Gods, they can't turn a sure double play.  But what has happened to the lost art and strategy of the bunt?  I don't get it.

Observations.  My Red Sox (Yeah, that's my AL bandwagon, Anti-Yankees team) are 18-5.  Unfortunately, it looks like the Yank Me's are getting it together and going yard like Mark McGuire on Dianabol.  They're back to 14-9.  Should be a killer race.

As I've said for years, the Brew Crew always starts fast and hangs in there, but the cream rises to the top.  Same this year.  It's a Cubs/Cards race.

Two biggest surprises.  Dodgers at 11-12 and the Nats sitting 11-14.  Didn't see either of those coming.  But, it's still real early. 
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Post by: CCTAU on April 26, 2018, 12:19:21 AM
Braves get a comeback win with a top of the 9th run to beat the Reds 5-4.  13-10.  I can live with it early on.  One more in Cincy then they head to Philly.  Cubbies drop one in Cleveland while the Cards blast the Metros 9-1.

Anyone who loves baseball, please tell me what the call is here.  Top of the 9th.  4-4 ballgame.  First guy gets hit with a pitch.  Freeman singles.  First and second with no outs.  Aaaannnd you....

Maybe it's just me.  Maybe I was raised as a baseball purist.  But don't you bunt (Sacrifice) the winning runs over to 2nd and 3rd with 1 out?  Don't you feel good about your chances then? You stay out of the double play.  A fly ball to the outfield scores a run.  A ground ball to the right side scores a run.  A base hit scores two.  Yeah, maybe it's just me.  But the Braves let Markakis swing away and he grounds to 3rd and by the luck of the Gods, they can't turn a sure double play.  But what has happened to the lost art and strategy of the bunt?  I don't get it.

Observations.  My Red Sox (Yeah, that's my AL bandwagon, Anti-Yankees team) are 18-5.  Unfortunately, it looks like the Yank Me's are getting it together and going yard like Mark McGuire on Dianabol.  They're back to 14-9.  Should be a killer race.

As I've said for years, the Brew Crew always starts fast and hangs in there, but the cream rises to the top.  Same this year.  It's a Cubs/Cards race.

Two biggest surprises.  Dodgers at 11-12 and the Nats sitting 11-14.  Didn't see either of those coming.  But, it's still real early.
It depends on how slow your batter is. A bunt in the wrong place could still end up a DP!

But yeah, you bunt.
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Post by: AUJarhead on April 26, 2018, 09:17:48 AM
But don't you bunt (Sacrifice) the winning runs over to 2nd and 3rd with 1 out? 
Well, he's your cleanup hitter.  I get the manager's thought there, but yes, I would have bunted them over.
And I checked the career AB vs Floro, and that was Markakis' first career Ab against him.
Maybe Snitker thought he could jack one?
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Post by: Buzz Killington on April 26, 2018, 10:00:37 AM
You bunt that shit right down the 3rd base line.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 26, 2018, 10:13:37 AM
I think bunting is just an afterthought in MLB.  You rarely see it and when you do, they look like they've never practiced it in their life.  And managers would never dream of making a high profile player sacrifice himself in any situation. 

Admittedly, Johan Camargo did try to suicide bunt Ozzie Albies home when Albies reached third.  But it was a weak attempt where he was trying to drag bunt and beat out the throw.  Albies is one of the fastest guys in the game.  Just square up and get it down.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on April 26, 2018, 10:47:47 AM
Pitcher 1:   W  L   ERA  G  GS SV IP   SO
2018 Stats026.8644019.221

Pitcher 2:
2018 Stats301.8244024.218



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Post by: Snaggletiger on April 26, 2018, 11:19:09 AM
Pitcher 1:   W  L   ERA  G  GS SV IP   SO
2018 Stats026.8644019.221

Pitcher 2:
2018 Stats301.8244024.218
I was told there would be no math.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on April 26, 2018, 11:28:19 AM
I was told there would be no math.
I'm pissed the Cards didn't make a move on pitcher #2.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on April 26, 2018, 12:02:21 PM
Okay, the suspense is killing me.  The tension is so thick you can cut it with a knife.  Who are the pitchers?

#2 is Jake Areola.
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Post by: AUJarhead on April 26, 2018, 12:58:58 PM
Okay, the suspense is killing me.  The tension is so thick you can cut it with a knife.  Who are the pitchers?

#2 is Jake Areola.
Yu Darvish and Jake.
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Post by: Buzz Killington on April 26, 2018, 02:38:35 PM
Yu Darvish and Jake.
Fuck you for pointing that out.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on April 26, 2018, 03:54:36 PM
Braves earned a split with Cincy on the road.  7-4.  Ronald Acuna, called up yesterday, just missed the cycle and absolutely crushed one into the upper deck for his first big league homer. By all accounts, this kid should be pretty good.  We'll see after he faces the pitching at this level. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: CCTAU on April 26, 2018, 04:08:54 PM
Braves earned a split with Cincy on the road.  7-4.  Ronald Acuna, called up yesterday, just missed the cycle and absolutely crushed one into the upper deck for his first big league homer. By all accounts, this kid should be pretty good.  We'll see after he faces the pitching at this level.
So the Reds had pitching from a different level?
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Post by: Kaos on April 26, 2018, 05:00:20 PM

#2 is Jake Areola.
AKA Jake Nipple. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 29, 2018, 06:45:03 PM
Cubs shut out the Brew Crew while the Pirates do the same to the Cards.  Braves waxed the Phillies 10-1 and head to NY to finish up the 9 game road trip.
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Post by: AUJarhead on April 30, 2018, 04:55:48 PM
I'm just happy Buzz isn't a Bucs fan, or there would have been a poster of a broom in this thread.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on May 01, 2018, 04:02:32 PM
Heard a stat this morning that a Brew Crew relief pitcher, Josh Hader, struck out 8 guys in 3 innings. Looked him up and he's got an ERA of 1.00 and has 39 strikeouts in 18 innings.  That my friends, is some nasty shiot!
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Post by: Buzz Killington on May 01, 2018, 04:08:53 PM
The best leadoff hitter in the history of all leadoff hitters is in the #1 spot tonight for the Schlubs.  
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Post by: Snaggletiger on May 01, 2018, 04:13:00 PM
The best leadoff hitter in the history of all leadoff hitters is in the #1 spot tonight for the Schlubs.  
Antoine Ritzo?
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Post by: chinook on May 01, 2018, 04:19:23 PM
Heard a stat this morning that a Brew Crew relief pitcher, Josh Hader, struck out 8 guys in 3 innings. Looked him up and he's got an ERA of 1.00 and has 39 strikeouts in 18 innings.  That my friends, is some nasty shiot!
cool story, bro.
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Post by: AUJarhead on May 01, 2018, 04:43:24 PM
The best leadoff hitter in the history of all leadoff hitters is in the #1 spot tonight for the Schlubs.  
That's impossible, that guy, who is also the ugliest baseball player in MLB history, is now a coach for the Cards.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on May 01, 2018, 05:15:22 PM
cool story, bro.
(https://pics.me.me/itsagreat-day-a-for-me-to-whoop-somebody-sass-memes-17746686.png) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwja5I7mtuXaAhVC0FMKHVIxC2gQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Fme.me%2Ft%2Fass-to-ass-meme&psig=AOvVaw130jVWW-gncEu6T58d6Cfu&ust=1525295524635202)
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Post by: Snaggletiger on May 01, 2018, 05:48:28 PM
Braves start a series against the Metrosexuals in NY tonight.  Pitcher will be making his MLB debut.  6'5" righty, Mike Soroka.  Only 20 years old.  I guess Albies, Acuna Marada and Soroka, the youth movement is starting fo sho.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on May 01, 2018, 10:19:19 PM
And Soroka hurls 6 innings of 1 run ball to get his first MLB win, 3-2.  Braves tried their damndest to give it away in the 9th but held on to go 17-11 and continue a solid road trip.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on May 02, 2018, 10:13:55 PM
Cards take another tight win against the Pale Hose while the Cubbies get Rocked.  Red Birds in first with the Baby Bears a half game out.  Early still, but fun.  Braves seal another series win and take over first with a 7-0 shutout on the road against the Metrosexuals.  Currently 6-3 on the road trip with a matinee in NY tomorrow.  18-11 overall.

I know it's just 2 games, but the Nats have had unprotected butt secks with the Pirates.  Pounding them 2 games in a row.  I hope they haven't done been woke.  Early on, it looks like the Red Sox and Yankees as the class of the AL.  Sox are talented as hell top to bottom.  The Yank Me's just fucking wall bang 1-9.  That's going to be fun to watch. 

Despite my "Nobody knows the trouble I've seen" blues I've been singing, my guys are playing some damn good ball in every single phase of the game.  Realistically, too young to carry it for the long haul, but about 30 games in, this team is worth tuning in to. 

Give us the skinny on your club.  I've been paying attention mostly to scores and standings. 
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Post by: AUJarhead on May 03, 2018, 07:59:21 AM
I'm not sold on the Cardinals, to be honest.  I don't trust our bullpen.  The win yesterday was nice, but when your offense gets jump started by Carlos Martinez hitting his first career home run, something is wrong. 

Cards are sitting 5 games over .500, but have 7 wins against the Reds, and 2 against the White Sox.  So I wonder are they just beating up bad teams?  Seems likely after getting swept by the Bucs over the weekend (and after taking a 3 run lead into the bottom of the 9th on Friday, and losing the game in extra innings, St Louis was outscored 12-2 over the course of the series).  That's a bit frustrating.

I suspect that come late Sunday night, we will have some questions answered about how good St Louis really is, as the Cubs come to town.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Kaos on May 03, 2018, 08:34:06 AM
I bought tickets to the Red Sox/Braves series in Atlanta in September when the schedule first came out.  Didn't figure it would amount to much, just a fun series to watch as the season wound down.  Got good seats for less than $40.  

I know it's way early, but wouldn't it be awesome if both teams were still in contention when September rolls around?  I know the ticket prices are already trending upward.  
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Post by: Snaggletiger on May 03, 2018, 03:47:58 PM
I bought tickets to the Red Sox/Braves series in Atlanta in September when the schedule first came out.  Didn't figure it would amount to much, just a fun series to watch as the season wound down.  Got good seats for less than $40.  

I know it's way early, but wouldn't it be awesome if both teams were still in contention when September rolls around?  I know the ticket prices are already trending upward.  
Oh man, I may have to look into that road trip.  My favorite team and adopted/bandwagon favorite AL team.
Speaking of...there's trouble in Metrosexualville.  The Braves are up 11-0 on NY in the top of the 9th.  After a 7-0 shutout last night.  But as the Bravos have proven in the Windy City, no lead is safe. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 03, 2018, 04:18:38 PM
The terrorist took a no no into the 6th inning today.  That's way off the norm for him even.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on May 03, 2018, 04:38:35 PM
The terrorist took a no no into the 6th inning today.  That's way off the norm for him even.
Whoooooooooooo Lee Oh
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Post by: Snaggletiger on May 03, 2018, 04:54:56 PM
Good read from Paul Sullivan in today's Chicago Tribune.  Tells me both teams are playing for first place this weekend while neither has sniffed of their potential.

s Cardinals (http://www.chicagotribune.com/topic/sports/baseball/st.-louis-cardinals-ORSPT000027-topic.html) manager Mike Matheny addressed reporters in the dugout before Wednesday afternoon’s game at Busch Stadium, a group of curious onlookers stood a few feet away pointing their smartphones in his direction.
It was just another example of the ongoing encroachment of fans in the baseball workplace, as teams try to squeeze every ounce of revenue they can from customers, whether it interferes with the team or not.

Matheny didn’t appear at all bothered by the eavesdropping fans, and if they were able to hear his current message on Cardinals baseball, it was probably good for the organization.
So what was the message?


That this was one of the best teams Matheny has managed, in spite of statistical evidence suggesting otherwise.
Matheny was simply doubling down on a bold statement the previous night from Cardinals infielder Matt Carpenter (http://www.chicagotribune.com/topic/sports/baseball/matt-carpenter-PESPT0015141-topic.html), who has struggled with a .167 average in the early going.
“I know I’m biased and people may not agree,” Carpenter said. “But this team has a chance to be one of the best ones I’ve played on in St. Louis, and that’s saying a lot.”
It is saying a lot. Carpenter has been a Cardinal since 2011. In that time they’ve won one World Series (http://www.chicagotribune.com/topic/sports/baseball/world-series-15007006-topic.html), lost another and been to four National League (http://www.chicagotribune.com/topic/sports/baseball/national-league-15007002-topic.html) Championship Series.
Last year they finished out of the playoffs with an 83-79 record, and they began Thursday’s off day a half-game behind the first-place Brewers (http://www.chicagotribune.com/topic/sports/baseball/milwaukee-brewers-ORSPT000016-topic.html) in the National League Central (http://www.chicagotribune.com/topic/sports/baseball/national-league-central-ORSPT00000157-topic.html) before starting a three-game series Friday against the Cubs (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/).
The 17-12 record, however, is deceiving. The Cardinals are 7-0 against the Reds (http://www.chicagotribune.com/topic/sports/baseball/cincinnati-reds-ORSPT000008-topic.html) and just completed a two-game sweep over the White Sox (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/whitesox/), two teams in rebuilding mode.
They’re 8-12 against everyone else, and as of Thursday they were ranked 25th in hitting (.235), 19th in slugging percentage (.394) and 15th in runs scored (132). They’ve so far been carried by their starting pitching, which was fourth with a 3.23 ERA. The bullpen has been above average but already has six blown saves, along with the fourth most walks per nine innings (4.32) and fourth-fewest strikeouts per nine (2.00).
Carpenter’s lofty assessment of the Cardinals wasn’t unexpected. Every team tries to put a good spin on things, including the Cubs, who’ve been average at best over the first five weeks and bring a 16-12 record into St. Louis.
But no one on the Cubs has been comparing them favorably to their World Series team of 2016, which won 103 games.
“I’m saying the exact same thing (as Carpenter), 100 percent,” Matheny said. “I mean, you just look at the pieces and you look at how this team has kind of been playing without having everything clicking.
“We’ve talked about that, but it’s true. You look at the pen. You look at what are starters are capable of doing, and it’s a dangerous, deep lineup. I’ve said that before as well. I couldn’t agree more. I’m glad he’s thinking that and I hope every single one of those guys is thinking that. Because I think this could be one of the best teams I’ve ever been around.”
Whether Cardinals fans are buying into the message is debatable. Matheny is not very popular these days, a byproduct of back-to-back seasons without a playoff berth.
And though Busch Stadium is usually filled with red-clad fans, thousands headed to the exits after the eighth inning of Tuesday night’s game against the White Sox, missing the Cardinals’ ninth-inning comeback.
Other than Tommy Pham, the lineup hasn’t put much fear into the hearts of opposing pitchers. Carpenter said the Cardinals general manager, Michael Girsch, showed him stats that suggested he was “the most unlucky hitter in baseball,” and told him not to change anything.
“It felt good to hear that,” he said. Cubs first baseman Anthony “Rizzo and I were basically the same — the worst in baseball.”
But Carpenter isn’t alone. New acquisition Marcel Ozuna, who was supposed to be the next big thing in St. Louis, has yet to step up, with a -0.2 WAR and a .591 OPS.
Dexter Fowler, the former Cubs center fielder now playing in right, has a .594 OPS and -0.4 WAR. In Wednesday’s game, Sox slugger Jose Abreu turned a routine single into a double by taking advantage of Fowler’s arm.
Fowler isn’t too worried about the slow start.
“I was off to one last year and had a career year,” he said. “Things like that happen. It’s unfortunate it’s at the beginning. If it was in the middle of the year, it’s like, ‘All right, he’s struggling a little bit.’”
The Cubs have had a few problems of their own, including Rizzo’s slump, Yu Darvish (http://www.chicagotribune.com/topic/sports/baseball/yu-darvish-PESPT0015190-topic.html)’s struggles and a general lack of consistency. Not even manager Joe Maddon (http://www.chicagotribune.com/topic/sports/baseball/joe-maddon-PESPT0000011521-topic.html) can come up with a way to put a positive spin on Darvish’s troubles living up to his $126 million contract.
While this may be a series between two longstanding rivals that figure to battle it out for the division title, neither team seems to be hype-worthy at this point. Still, it’s Cubs-Cardinals, and you never know what’s in store when they get together.
“I’m looking forward to it,” Fowler said. “Anytime you can play guys in the division for first place, it’s going to be a good series.”
Let the nacho chips fall where they may.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on May 04, 2018, 10:58:39 AM
I wish I could get you two up here for a Cubs/Cards series.  It's a lot of fun.  Two rabid fan bases, but I've never seen the open hostility that you get with Yanks/Sox.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on May 04, 2018, 11:03:47 AM
I wish I could get you two up here for a Cubs/Cards series.  It's a lot of fun.  Two rabid fan bases, but I've never seen the open hostility that you get with Yanks/Sox.
And just so we're clear, by "you two" I meant Snags and Mini-Snags, because fuck Buzz and the Cubs.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 04, 2018, 11:37:53 AM
And just so we're clear, by "you two" I meant Snags and Mini-Snags, because fudge Buzz and the Cubs.
At first, I was like...
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Then, I was like...
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Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 04, 2018, 12:00:46 PM
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/1357974489_comment-friday-damn.jpg) (http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwi737CDtuzaAhUE2lMKHVjGBu4QjRx6BAgBEAU&url=http%3A%2F%2Fpixcooler.com%2Fice%2Bcube%2Bmemes&psig=AOvVaw2CcjAH3zZUBbOguW5ffG26&ust=1525535689436158)
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 04, 2018, 03:57:29 PM
Braves called up 37 year old, Jose Bautista.  He'll start at 3rd base tonight against the Giants.  Hope he's still got some pop.  Only hit .203 with 65 RBI's last year for the Jays. 
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Post by: AUJarhead on May 04, 2018, 09:06:58 PM
I know I'm jinxing them but..

PHAMMER TIME
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 07, 2018, 09:02:56 AM
Ugh...great series for your redbirds, Jon.  My Schlubs are back to their normal mid-season form already.  I just hope Yadi can get backj in time to meet the Braves in the NLCS.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: CCTAU on May 07, 2018, 10:13:55 AM
Ugh...great series for your redbirds, Jon.  My Schlubs are back to their normal mid-season form already.  I just hope Yadi can get backj in time to meet the Braves in the NLCS.
Six months ago you would have been laughed out of here.
It still probably will not happen, but who even thought they could compete this year!
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on May 07, 2018, 05:58:14 PM
Ugh...great series for your redbirds, Jon.  My Schlubs are back to their normal mid-season form already.  I just hope Yadi can get backj in time to meet the Braves in the NLCS.
As a Cubs fan, yeah, it sucked.  But if you're a baseball fan without a dog in the fight, it was a great series.
And you beat Yadi's dick off.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 07, 2018, 10:21:21 PM
Yadi's dick.  I chortled.

Obviously, I was silent all weekend as my Braves got that ass handed to them.  Tore it up on the road and came home to get gang raped.  Now, after a 10 game road stint and a brief layover in the ATL for unprotected butt secks, they head out West to L.A.  19-14.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 08, 2018, 10:24:59 AM
Yadi's dick.  I chortled.

Obviously, I was silent all weekend as my Braves got that ass handed to them.  Tore it up on the road and came home to get gang raped.  Now, after a 10 game road stint and a brief layover in the ATL for unprotected butt secks, they head out West to L.A.  19-14.
Obviously, I was on my third hit of crack when I typed this. The Braves are headed to south Florida for 6 games against the Rays and Marlins.  Damn, that crack will mess you up.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on May 08, 2018, 11:42:17 AM
Obviously, I was on my third hit of crack when I typed this. The Braves are headed to south Florida for 6 games against the Rays and Marlins.  Damn, that crack will mess you up.
Don't worry... nobody's listening anyway.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 08, 2018, 11:47:24 AM
Don't worry... nobody's listening anyway.
Dynamite drop in, Monty.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 09, 2018, 10:20:04 AM
Looks like Minnesota enjoyed their stay in St. Louie as much as the Giants loved em' some ATL.  Even though we one last night, the bats have gone silent. 1-0 win at the Rays.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: ssgaufan on May 09, 2018, 03:58:08 PM
Obviously, I was on my third hit of crack when I typed this. The Braves are headed to south Florida for 6 games against the Rays and Marlins.  Damn, that crack will mess you up.
Don't give up on it, it just takes a while to build up your tolerance.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 09, 2018, 10:45:35 PM
Braves take a 5-2 two-game sweep of the Rays.  However, this is 5 games in a row where they just aren't hitting at all.  5 runs on 6 hits.  One run last night.  (21-14)

The Cubs softened up the Marlins, who the Braves face next, with a 13-4 pounding.  Both the Cards and Cubs have series they can make hay in coming up with the Birds going to San Diego and the Cubbies starting an intra-city series with the Pale Hose.  Expect both to take series wins. 

Funny how being somewhat competitive makes a season soooo much more interesting. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 09, 2018, 10:58:04 PM
In checking the overall team pitching stats, the Cards, Cubs and Braves are all in the top 10.  The Cardinals and Cubs come in at number 5 and 6 respectively with the Braves at #10.  Here's the biggest issue for my team.  The Braves have issued more walks than ANY team in MLB. By a good margin.  Live arms out the ass. (With the exception of dumbass Peter Moylan's Aussie, submarine pitching bitch ass).  But the bullpen especially, just keeps walking peeps.

However, if you can stay in the top 10 all season in pitching, which all 3 teams are, this could be damn fun.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 10, 2018, 11:19:46 PM
Braves finally break out of their hitting funk.  16 hits and 9 runs in a 9-2 win over the Fish.  Thanks to Buzz' Cubs for softening them up last night.  Freeman with a career high 5 hit night.
Cards up 1-0 on the Padres early.  Cubs resting at home tonight before bitch slapping the cross-town Sox.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 10, 2018, 11:49:05 PM
I'm up so.....I'm paying attention.  The Red Sox salvaged one in New York against the Yank Me's, who had won 17 of 18 games.  The Sox are 25-11 and in second place.  Let that sink in.

Cards up 2-0 on the Fathers.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 11, 2018, 09:07:07 AM
Cubs resting at home tonight before bitch slapping the cross-town Sox.
Pow Pow
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Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 12, 2018, 12:22:23 AM
Red Birds are pounding the Padres like Trump on Stormy.  Cubbies had butt secks with the Sox, hammering that ass 11-2.  Braves lose their first road game in their last 9, 6-3 loss to the Fish. 

AL...Blue Jays take down the Red Sox, but the A's ripped the Yank Me's a new one.  So, the Sox and Yanks still tied atop of the division.  Houston gets shutout by the Texas Strangers. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on May 12, 2018, 10:19:20 AM
But did you catch the final of that Cards/Padres game?  Up 9-0 and to allow 5 unaswered.

I swear, if I'm Tums, I sponsor the 9th inning of Cardinals baseball.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 12, 2018, 11:24:11 PM
Cubbies hang 8 more on the Pale Hose for the series win.  Cards are locked in a 1-1 tie in the 8th with the Padres.  Braves bounce back with a 10-5 win in Miami.  After another game in south Florida tomorrow, the Bravos have a make up game with Buzz' Cubs in the Windy City, then 3 more with the Baby Bears at home.

Damn, it's fun to have a half way competitive team again.   
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 12, 2018, 11:29:39 PM
Looks like the Red Birds have one more in San Diego, then the Padres come to St. Louie for a series.  The Birds should be able to make hay over the next few days. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on May 13, 2018, 03:58:13 PM
Everyone but Cincy within 1/2 game in the central, and Braves are in first by 1 game. 

Going to be a fun summer. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on May 13, 2018, 10:30:45 PM
Sweep the Cubs.  Then drop 2 to the Twins.  Then drop 2 of 3 to the Padres.

This team has a worse offense than the Tony Franklin Auburn Tigers.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 13, 2018, 10:58:27 PM
Glad the Braves had the Fish for 4.  Able to pick up 3 wins at their place after 2 wins against the Rays.  5-1 road trip, which has become the norm. Braves playing waaayyy better on the road than at home.  4 straight coming up against the Cubbies.  Good measuring stick.

The Cards get the Padres on their home turf for a series.  Time to get some of that back.  Can't see SD doing much at 16-26.

Proud that MY Red Sox (Been riding that bandwagon like a porn star) are keeping pace.  Sox are really talented.  However, the damn Yank Me's are so loaded with wallbangers, it's ridiculous.  They're beatable, though.

On a bad note for my division, it looks like the Nats done been woked.  Dismal start to the season, but they're playing like everyone expected now.  I look for them to rise to the top soon.  
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 14, 2018, 05:45:11 PM
Was off today so I got to watch several innings of the Braves/Cubs.  Bravos held on for dear life with the Cubbies loading up the bases, down two in the 9th.  Eeked out a 6-5 win with Kris Bryant flying out to left for the last out.

On a side note, the home plate umpire was teh super suxxors today.  Even the Braves announcers were "complaining" when strikes should have been called on Braves hitters.  Anyway, the two teams head back to the ATL for three.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 14, 2018, 11:09:08 PM
Damn it, snorting coke gets to me again. Don't know what I was looking at thinking the Padres were coming to St. Louie...I got nuthin' to explain that.  Looks like the Birds head to Minnesota for what I assume is a make up game, like the Braves did today in Chicago.  Then home to Philly for a series, then host the Royals.

I guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on May 15, 2018, 09:26:04 AM
Cards take on Lance Lynn this week.  He's a gamer, and I appreciate his late inning roles from 2011, but I'm happy the Cards passed on him.

And a really good write up on Waino from one of the beat writers.  It sucks getting old...

http://www.stltoday.com/sports/columns/benjamin-hochman/hochman-watching-wainwright-labor-was-tough-to-take/article_5cba3bf3-376c-581b-be3b-db4d770dfa8a.html

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Watching Wainwright labor was tough to take

It sure looked like Waino in the pictures — tall and scruffy and birds-on-the-bat across his proud chest — but there was one difference.

During Adam Wainwright’s rehab start in Springfield, one Monday ago, he wasn’t wearing No. 50.
They’d given him No. 36.

And it was as if he were branded by the number, his age, for everyone to see the reason Waino no longer was Waino. The No. 36 was red, but it might as well have been scarlet.

Wainwright got through the Class AA game, earning him a spot back in the Cardinals’ rotation, and the No. 50 back on his back.

By now, you’ve heard what happened next. Re-aggravated his right elbow during Sunday’s warm-ups. Didn’t have his stuff. Walked six. Paltry velocity.

Maybe he’ll bounce back from this injury, too. But Sunday was the first day I wondered if he’ll ever be back to an every-fifth-day quality starter. Tough sentence to write. But honestly, this doesn’t even have to do with Jack Flaherty or Alex Reyes. This has to do with the fact that it’s getting to the point where it’s always something — an injury, an aggravation, trouble locating, trouble finding speed, or some deflating combination of all of it.

And then, this great pitcher is reduced to turning his pitches into science fair projects, just to make it through a few starts. How long can that last? He can give you a good start here and there. The man beat the Cubs earlier this season, if you recall. But can the 36-year-old string strong starts together, all summer? Maybe his body will prove that he can again, but how many rough starts must St. Louis endure to find that out?

Before we go any farther here, two things must be asserted. One, Adam Wainwright is a Cardinals legend. A red coat. His accomplishments are stitched into Cardinals lore like lace into the baseballs he once made dance. Two, he’s valiant. A Georgia bulldog. Regardless of what happens, no one can say he didn’t push himself to return. He cares so much about this team, this uniform and the men who wear it.

Just a week ago, manager Mike Matheny captured it well, talking about the leadership of both Yadier Molina and Wainwright, the battery that ignites this generation.

“I see Yadi having conversations with other people, Waino going and having conversations with guys completely out of their lane,” the skipper said. “Could be a position player that Waino will go talk to. Those kind of things are priceless for us as a club and for a culture that we believe in. Those two guys in particular are a huge part of that. They’re very intentional, without any prompting. They see something and they’ll say, ‘What’s happening right there ... does not line up with our tradition and winning baseball in St. Louis, and I need to do something about that.’

“When you have that in real time, you’re very, very blessed.”

But when it comes to starting baseball games, you can’t victory lap as a starting pitcher. It’s the nature of what makes the position so important — you can’t hide a starting pitcher like you could a power forward in basketball, or even an aging slugger in baseball. A starting pitcher is the fulcrum of a game.

And almost like the script of a sports movie, the Cardinals have the next stud starters ready to go. Flaherty will start Tuesday at Minnesota. And Reyes is rehabbing his way up each “A,” playing in Peoria on Monday night. The former No. 1 prospect in the game will start for St. Louis this summer. Austin Gomber, John Gant, Dakota Hudson, Michael Mayers, they’re also all itching to start, itching to star.
After Wainwright’s Sunday start, in which he couldn’t get through three innings, he told reporters in San Diego about a desire. He wants to be “a force down the stretch.” A fair and realistic assessment. Maybe, just maybe, he can rehab like the dickens and return, in some capacity, down the stretch. Maybe Waino could be a reliever, eating up an inning with the need of just two biting pitches, instead of forcing three or four? It’s fun to get optimistic, but one wonders if that is countered by being realistic. On one hand, there is so much time between now and September. On the other hand, with a 36-year-old ballplayer, time is the enemy.

Sunday seemed like it could be sunny. The Padres aren’t that good of a hitting team. And the Cards clearly saw something in Waino’s Springfield start that gave them confidence. It was Mother’s Day, and there was a tape of Adam on the broadcast, wide smile, wishing his mother and wife the happiest of days.

At the end of the start, it was heartbreaking to watch — Wainwright on the dugout bench, Matheny talking to him. Broadcasters Dan McLaughlin and Al Hrabosky let the moment breathe. They didn’t talk. And the absence of sound made it the more poignant. You didn’t have to hear what was said or hear analysis of what might’ve been said. You just had to look at this image to know that it’s no longer the same, and it might not ever be the same for No. 50, now 36.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 15, 2018, 09:30:14 AM
The article was good until the part about him being a Georgia Bulldog.

Fuck Georgia!
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on May 15, 2018, 09:31:29 AM
The article was good until the part about him being a Georgia Bulldog.

fudge Georgia!
Yes, that goes without saying.
Fuck Georgia!
But you'd be his jizz mopper if he won a world series for the Braves.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 15, 2018, 09:53:43 AM
Yes, that goes without saying.
Fuck Georgia!
But you'd be his jizz mopper if he won a world series for the Braves.
Jizz mopper?  Really? There is absolutely no way.  I don't care if he won 5 WS for the Braves, pitching a no-hitter in every game 7.  Jizz mopper is where I draw the line. 
Now, cum dumpster?  In a heartbeat.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 15, 2018, 10:03:46 AM
Yes, that goes without saying.
fudge Georgia!
But you'd be his jizz mopper if he won a world series for the Braves.
I bet he still jacks off like a pilgrim
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on May 15, 2018, 12:27:32 PM
New York Times (https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/14/sports/yankees-police-.html?rref=collection%2Fsectioncollection%2Fsports&action=click&contentCollection=sports&region=rank&module=package&version=highlights&contentPlacement=1&pgtype=sectionfront)

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‘With Our Deepest Sympathy, From the New York Yankees’

The Police Department in Yarmouth, Mass., was mourning the death of one of its officers, Sean Gannon, last month when a bouquet of flowers arrived at the station bearing a card with five unexpected words: “From the New York Yankees.”

Officer Gannon was shot and killed while serving a warrant in neighboring Marstons Mills, a tiny village in Cape Cod, where the Yankees are considered bitter rivals.

“I’m a die-hard Red Sox fan, and my first reaction was, ‘Call the delivery guy and tell him to take them back,’” said Frank Frederickson, the Yarmouth police chief. “I say that in jest, of course. That is a class move, and it meant a lot to us. All the guys came down and wanted to see it. They were like, ‘Are you kidding me?’”

Reactions were similar at the sheriff’s department in Lebanon, Ind., last month and at a home in Fargo, N.D., in 2016, and dozens of other locations from Maine to Alaska. For the past three years, the Yankees have been quietly sending flowers to the families and police departments of slain law enforcement officers across the country.


In most of the places, the immediate question was similar: Why would the Yankees send flowers to us? Chief Frederickson initially wondered if it was because Aaron Judge, the team’s slugging outfielder, had played in the 2012 Cape Cod Baseball League season, including many games in Yarmouth.
Actually, the gesture grew from something the Yankees have done for decades — sending flowers to the funerals of officers killed in the New York metropolitan area. But one day in 2015, Sonny Hight, a former detective in the New York Police Department who is a Yankees vice president and the chief security officer, heard about a police officer killed in another state. Mr. Hight said he did not now remember the episode, the city or the date, only that he was moved to act.

“I just thought, hey, this guy deserves to be recognized for his sacrifice,” Mr. Hight said. “We should at least send some flowers acknowledging it.”

The start of the nationwide effort in 2015 coincided with rising national protests against the police after a series (https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/08/13/us/ferguson-missouri-town-under-siege-after-police-shooting.html) of deadly shootings  (https://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/08/us/south-carolina-officer-is-charged-with-murder-in-black-mans-death.html)involving officers (https://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/28/us/baltimore-freddie-gray.html), but Mr. Hight said there was no political agenda behind the gesture. It was, and remains, merely an expression of sympathy.

George Steinbrenner surely would have approved. Steinbrenner, the former Yankees owner who died in 2010, had a personal affinity for law enforcement, and for decades many of the team’s security personnel have been hired from posts at the N.Y.P.D. and the F.B.I.

In 1982, Steinbrenner helped create the Silver Shield Foundation (http://www.silvershieldfoundation.org/), which provides money for educational support to the families of police officers and firefighters killed in the line of duty, and the flowers are an extension of the same ethos.

The goal of the project is to deliver flowers to the funerals or station houses of every officer killed in action nationwide, but it is difficult to keep pace. In 2016, 64 police officers were killed by gunfire in the United States, according to the Officer Down Memorial Page (https://www.odmp.org/). Thirteen others were killed by vehicles; one was stabbed to death.

In 2017, 46 more were shot and killed. There have been 27 such deaths so far this year.

The Yankees’ process for sending flowers is informal. Usually it begins after Mr. Hight or someone else in the organization hears about an officer killed in the line of duty. It is then brought to the attention of Todd Letcher, a former F.B.I. agent who serves as the Yankees’ executive director for stadium security. Mr. Letcher researches the case and passes the information to Debbie Nicolosi, a Yankees employee since 1973, who finds the names and addresses, and arranges for the flowers and cards to be delivered.

“We don’t even know how many we have sent,” Ms. Nicolosi said. “It can sometimes be as many as twice a week.”

In Lebanon, Ind., last month, officers at the Boone County Sheriff’s Office received a bouquet of flowers from the Yankees shortly after their colleague Jacob Pickett was shot to death (https://www.indystar.com/story/news/crime/2018/03/08/what-we-know-shooting-deputy-jacob-pickett/396811002/) on March 2.
Maj. Tony Harris, one of Deputy Pickett’s colleagues and a fan of the Chicago Cubs, was so moved by the gesture that he said he went online and bought a Yankees cap and a sweatshirt and put his name and badge number on the back of the shirt.

“They reached out all the way from New York, and with everything they’ve got going on they think of us?” Major Harris said. “For them to do that was incredibly classy.”


While the flowers usually arrive without warning or explanation beyond the message on the card, the gesture can elicit strong emotions. In Fargo, when Officer Jason Moszer was shot and killed in the line of duty (http://www.valleynewslive.com/home/headlines/Final-BCI-Report-details-standoff-that-killed-Fargo-Police-officer-Jason-Moszer-373892711.html) in 2016, his 11-year-old stepson, Dillan Dahl, was devastated. When the flowers from the Yankees arrived, Dillan took them to his room and watered them, trying to keep them alive for as long as possible, said his father, Tim Dahl.

“It was the first time he smiled in days,” Mr. Dahl said.

Two years ago in Kansas City, Kan., Capt. Robert Melton was shot (http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/article90544392.html) while trying to apprehend a suspect. Captain Melton, 46, had three children, and his girlfriend was expecting another child; their daughter, Eloise, was born five months after his death.

Upon receiving the Yankees’ flowers, Terry Zeigler, the police chief, replied with a letter of thanks, one of the many that Mr. Hight keeps in his office.

Chief Zeigler said in an interview that Captain Melton was the second officer killed in Kansas City in a matter of three months that year, and that before he died he had been asked to draw up guidelines for the parades for fallen officers. He wrote them and placed them in a binder.

“He came into my office, put it on the shelf and said, ‘I hope we never have to use that again,’” Chief Zeigler said. “Unfortunately, we did. But when you’re going through the grieving process and you get that kind of support and kindness from people on the other side of the country, that is meaningful.
“Unfortunately, it keeps happening.”
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 15, 2018, 02:21:16 PM
Must....resist.  Must not.....like....Yankees.  Stay strong.  Hold...out.  You can do it. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on May 15, 2018, 02:28:40 PM
Must....resist.  Must not.....like....Yankees.  Stay strong.  Hold...out.  You can do it.
I liked them better when George worked for them...
But I still wish Mark Wahlberg shot Jeter.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 15, 2018, 02:35:28 PM
Damn, that is incredibly classy!  
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 15, 2018, 02:51:23 PM
Damn, that is incredibly classy!  
Wahlberg shooting Jeter?  You're a sick man.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 15, 2018, 03:05:11 PM
Wahlberg shooting Jeter?  You're a sick man.
Don't tell me you've never done a desk pop?
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 15, 2018, 03:09:34 PM
Rimma-nissing here a bit.  As a kid, I was a Yankees fan because my dad loved them.  But, that was back in a time when money wasn't even a part of any discussion about pro sports.  Names like Lou Piniella, Thurman Munson, Mickey Rivers, Craig Nettles, Catfish Hunter etc. were why you tuned in.  Those players were the face of your team.  Seems like they were together for more than a decade.   Then, it all changed.  Individual and team payrolls were published and you started seeing players making decisions and changing teams strictly for money. And eventually, the Yankees started lapping everybody in the salary department.  I remember when their payroll hit $100 million.  I thought, that's enough for me.  This is just a team of hired guns with players coming and going every year.  But, that's the way of the sports world these days.

And the Red Sox are public enemy #2 in that department.  Their goal seems to be to out-bid the Yankees every year for talent.  
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on May 15, 2018, 03:43:46 PM
And the Red Sox are public enemy #2 in that department.  Their goal seems to be to out-bid the Yankees every year for talent.  
Might want to direct your gaze to the Northside of Chicago sometime...
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 15, 2018, 04:02:39 PM
Might want to direct your gaze to the Northside of Chicago sometime...
Forget about them, they're just high priced.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 15, 2018, 04:52:35 PM
cbssportsdot I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth.  This surprised me, but shouldn't have.  On the Yankees, 7th place won't last too much longer.  Guys like A-A-Ron Judge, Didi Gregorius and Gary Sachez are about to get paid.  And whoever gets Bryce Harper is going to open the vault. 


The Associated Press has undertaken an analysis of likely Opening Day payrolls (https://www.apnews.com/c51cc4bda8d648e5a350eef2e6f2c0ce/APNewsBreak:-Yanks-have-7th-highest-payroll;-Red-Sox-tops), and the Boston Red Sox (https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/teams/page/BOS/boston-red-sox) are expected to knock the Los Angeles Dodgers (https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/teams/page/LAD/los-angeles-dodgers) out of the top spot, where the Dodgers have been for the last four years. Via the AP, here are the projected top five Opening Day payrolls for 2018 (payroll figures are approximate) ... 
Next is the Angels (https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/teams/page/LAA/los-angeles-angels) at $170 million and then the Yankees (https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/teams/page/NYY/new-york-yankees) at $167 million. As the AP notes, that figures to be the Yankees' lowest payroll since 2003 -- quite a feat, considering how MLB (https://www.cbssports.com/mlb) payrolls at the top tend to inflate -- and their lowest payroll ranking since way back yonder in 1992. 
This is all by design, of course. The collective bargaining agreement between owners and players significantly increases the penalties for teams that exceed the $197 million competitive balance tax threshold (informally known as the luxury tax threshold), especially for repeat "offenders." By getting under the threshold for 2018, the Yankees and Dodgers will be able to reset their penalty scale in anticipation of spending big money on the free agent class of 2018-19 that will include the likes of Bryce Harper (https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/players/playerpage/1765813/bryce-harper), Manny Machado (https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/players/playerpage/1765812/manny-machado), Josh Donaldson (https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/players/playerpage/1493883/josh-donaldson), and Clayton Kershaw (https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/players/playerpage/1221725/clayton-kershaw) (should the ace choose to exercise his opt-out). As for the Yankees, they were able to get under the threshold despite adding to the fold Giancarlo Stanton (https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/players/playerpage/1630093/giancarlo-stanton), Brandon Drury (https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/players/playerpage/1957192/brandon-drury), and Neil Walker (https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/players/playerpage/545787/neil-walker) this past offseason. 
As for the Red Sox, in 2018 they've got almost $100 million committed to just four players: David Price (https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/players/playerpage/1232130/david-price), the newly signed J.D. Martinez, Hanley Ramirez (https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/players/playerpage/393458/hanley-ramirez), and Dustin Pedroia (https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/players/playerpage/547429/dustin-pedroia). As well, if Hanley Ramirez's $22 million option vests, then the Sox will have more than $150 million in long-term salary for 2019. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 15, 2018, 09:32:31 PM
Only one question right now.  Why in the fuck do you have instant replay when the people reviewing it are on crack?  Game changer.  The Braves announcers went off on "New York". 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 15, 2018, 10:37:06 PM
Kudos to the Cubs for 3 hits in the 9th to take a one run win and even the series.  Not bitching here.....oh hell, yes I am.  I said that horrific call was a game changer.  It was.  Just a blatant missed call/review.  It's one of those that the first time they showed it, EVERYONE went, "Oh yeah, that's overturned." 

Oh well.  Can't take anything away from a great team that took advantage of their opportunities.  That's what championships are all about.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on May 16, 2018, 10:14:10 AM
Hitting coach John Mabry may be shown the door very, very soon...  please God, I'll refrain from making fun of the nutless wonder if you make this happen.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 16, 2018, 10:26:16 AM
Hitting coach John Mabry may be shown the door very, very soon...  please God, I'll refrain from making fun of the nutless wonder if you make this happen.
So, are the Cardinals not hitting the.....saayyy, wait just a damn minute.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on May 16, 2018, 06:28:25 PM
So, are the Cardinals not hitting the.....saayyy, wait just a damn minute.
I meant Buzz.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 16, 2018, 10:51:26 PM
The Cards finally get one from the Twinkies, hanging 7 on them in Minnesota.  Braves earned at least a split in the 4 game series with the Cubbies with a 4-1 win. All these games have been down to the last inning.  Just an observation here, which may be way off.  Despite 6 HR and 23 RBI's, I think Rizzo is part of the problem.  He's hitting .202.  Think about his production if the guy is just hitting a respectable .275-.280.  This guy has 14 HR and 40 RBI's.  Suddenly, all the close games go the Cubs way.  Also, the guys around him get better pitches to hit.  What say you, Buzz?  Am I full of shitake...like always?

Pirates and Brewers sitting atop the Central, but as I seem to say each and every year, they'll hang around for a while, but no way they have the staying power to put it together for a full season.  Still a Cubs/Cards division. 

One thing I heard on the Braves telecast tonight was them saying the Marlins beat the Dodgers again tonight....which means those two clubs have the same record.  Wow!  Doesn't hurt my feelings in the least.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 17, 2018, 12:10:29 AM
The Cards finally get one from the Twinkies, hanging 7 on them in Minnesota.  Braves earned at least a split in the 4 game series with the Cubbies with a 4-1 win. All these games have been down to the last inning.  Just an observation here, which may be way off.  Despite 6 HR and 23 RBI's, I think Rizzo is part of the problem.  He's hitting .202.  Think about his production if the guy is just hitting a respectable .275-.280.  This guy has 14 HR and 40 RBI's.  Suddenly, all the close games go the Cubs way.  Also, the guys around him get better pitches to hit.  What say you, Buzz?  Am I full of shootake...like always?

Pirates and Brewers sitting atop the Central, but as I seem to say each and every year, they'll hang around for a while, but no way they have the staying power to put it together for a full season.  Still a Cubs/Cards division.

One thing I heard on the Braves telecast tonight was them saying the Marlins beat the Dodgers again tonight....which means those two clubs have the same record.  Wow!  Doesn't hurt my feelings in the least.
No doubt, Rizzo is not a part of the solution...so he has to be a part of the problem.  Their biggest issue to my untrained eye though is the same issue they had last season.  The lack of a true leadoff guy.  You know, that guy that could bunt for a hit then steal 2nd and 3rd, then score on a sac fly.  Instead, they have the guy that hacks at every piece of junk he sees and strikes out more than GF at a strip club.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 17, 2018, 12:50:16 AM
No doubt, Rizzo is not a part of the solution...so he has to be a part of the problem.  Their biggest issue to my untrained eye though is the same issue they had last season.  The lack of a true leadoff guy.  You know, that guy that could bunt for a hit then steal 2nd and 3rd, then score on a sac fly.  Instead, they have the guy that hacks at every piece of junk he sees and strikes out more than GF at a strip club.
That's cold, brother.  Cold!  To your point, I miss the "old days" when most teams had a true lead off hitter.  Otis Nixon.  Rickey Henderson.  Brett Butler.  etc.  #1 was someone who could get on any way possible.  Threat to steal every time.  Number 2 was a slap hitter who could bunt, sacrifice...always put the ball in play.  Someone always on base for the 3-4-5 big boppers.  Lost art. 
Cubbies are loaded.  Just a matter of putting it together.  If Rizzo gets hot, I promise you the rest of the line up, which has been fine, will take off.  It's obvious their pitching will have them in every game.  Just get those bats going consistently. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: CCTAU on May 17, 2018, 10:15:06 AM
Braves earned at least a split in the 4 game series with the Cubbies with a 4-1 win. All these games have been down to the last inning. 
These kids are starting to draw me back in...slowly.
They will peter out down the stretch (as youth does), but its nice to see a decent product on the field again.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on May 17, 2018, 10:15:23 AM
The lack of a true leadoff guy. 
That's because you guys let him walk to STL.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 17, 2018, 10:47:28 AM
That's because you guys let him walk to STL.
Feel the Bern.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 17, 2018, 11:46:13 AM
That's because you guys let him walk to STL.
Ouch
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on May 17, 2018, 12:51:50 PM
Ouch
I thought the only correct response was "we didn't want him anyway."
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 17, 2018, 11:26:30 PM
Phillies have been quietly playing solid ball all season.  Took down the Cards 6-2 on the road.  Hey Birds, we need you to get off your ass and bitch slap our closest competitors.  Do some of that Cardinal shit that you do out there.

Braves/Cubs rained out.  Red Sox handle the Orioles to go 30-14.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on May 18, 2018, 10:55:20 AM
We're tanking quicker than Gene Chizik in 2012.  Not hitting + not scoring runs + mediocre bullpen + dysfunctional starting pitchers = Cubs 3rd straight division title.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 18, 2018, 10:58:41 AM
We're tanking quicker than Gene Chizik in 2012.  Not hitting + not scoring runs + mediocre bullpen + dysfunctional starting pitchers = Cubs 3rd straight division title.
This is a given.  The regular season is just an afterthought.  A chance for the Cubs to get loose for the playoffs. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on May 18, 2018, 07:35:14 PM
Cards put Paul DeJong (2B) and Matt Bowman (P) on the DL today.

Our DL could beat your DL, as joining DeJong and Bowman are:
Gregerson, Luke (P)   
Kelly, Carson (C)   
Leone, Dominic (P)   
Lyons, Tyler (P)   
Martinez, Carlos (P)   
Molina, Yadier (C)   
Reyes, Alex (P)   
Wainwright, Adam (P)
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on May 20, 2018, 11:03:13 PM
I hope this guy hits a batter, and we start calling him Wild Thing...

ESPN (http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/23556933/jordan-hicks-st-louis-cardinals-throws-two-105-mph-pitches)

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Jordan Hicks throws two pitches clocked at 105 mph on Sunday

St. Louis Cardinals (http://www.espn.com/mlb/team/_/name/stl/st-louis-cardinals) rookie right-hander Jordan Hicks (http://www.espn.com/mlb/player/_/id/37909/jordan-hicks) hit 105 mph on the radar gun twice Sunday, becoming the first pitcher to throw multiple pitches at that speed in the same game in the past 10 seasons.

Current New York Yankees (http://www.espn.com/mlb/team/_/name/nyy/new-york-yankees) closer Aroldis Chapman (http://www.espn.com/mlb/player/_/id/30442/aroldis-chapman) is the only other pitcher to hit 105 mph on the radar gun during that time frame, the only span in which verifiable pitch-speed data has been kept, according to ESPN Stats & Information.

Hicks threw the two pitches to Philadelphia Phillies (http://www.espn.com/mlb/team/_/name/phi/philadelphia-phillies) center fielder Odubel Herrera (http://www.espn.com/mlb/player/_/id/32868/odubel-herrera). In the five-pitch at-bat, in which Herrera struck out but reached first base on a wild pitch, Hicks threw sinkers clocked at 104, 105, 104, 105 and 103. According to Statcast, those were the five fastest pitches thrown this season.

In 1â…“ scoreless innings to finish out the Cardinals' 5-1 victory, Hicks threw 13 pitches that were clocked at least at 100 mph.

Hicks' velocity hasn't equaled big strikeout totals this season and he has walked more batters than he has fanned. In 22 innings he has nine strikeouts and 16 walks. He is 2-1 with a 2.05 ERA.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 21, 2018, 11:47:12 AM
We wear caps and sleeves at this level, son.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on May 21, 2018, 11:59:01 AM
Better teach him some control before he kills somebody.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 22, 2018, 11:07:07 PM
Didn't post over the weekend as I was tanning my fat in sunny Destin, Florida.  A win tonight in Philly puts the Bravos at 29-18 and leading the division.  But, everyone from the Braves to the Phillies, Nationals and Mets are playing well above .500 ball so it's anybody's division to take. 

Cubbies got ass raped by the Indians tonight and last I saw, the Cards were down 3-1 at home to the Royals. Same situation in the Central. The Brew Crew, Cards, Pirates and Cubs are all well over .500 and only 3 games separate them all. The season is just a little over 30% or 372/950th of the way through.  Still so early but like I've been saying, I'm having a blast with all our teams right there in the mix. I would have been totally happy with .500 ball right now with my expectations coming in.  
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 27, 2018, 11:40:15 PM
The Bravos salvaged a game in Boston but may have lost their young stud, Ronald Acuna Jr.   Twisted his knee horribly after beating out a ground ball.  He did walk off but won't know the results of an MRI til tomorrow. 

The 7-1 win puts them back in first with a 30-21 record.  Cards handled the Buccos again and the Cubs have things well in hand against SF.  The damn Brew Crew have built a 4 game cushion in the Central.  I say it every year and I've already said it 3 times this year.  They always start fast but will fade as the season wears on.  Cubs/Cards. 

The AL looks like the Red Sox, Yankees and Astros will be the boy dogs all season.  Everyone else is struggling to stay at .500. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Kaos on May 28, 2018, 12:30:09 PM
That September braves/Sox series looking better and better. 

Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 30, 2018, 12:03:37 AM
That September braves/Sox series looking better and better.
No doubt.  Although, while not trying to be the ultimate pessimist, I just don't see the Braves in it for the long run.  The Nats are loaded and are now playing the consistently good ball everyone expected.  Half game behind the Braves.
To your point, a Braves/Red Sox late season series with implications would be orgasmic, to say the least.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 30, 2018, 12:07:46 AM
Braves get the second walk-off win in this series with the Mets.  Cool stuff but you damn sure can't keep winning that way.  Cards and Cubs keeping pace with the hot Brew Crew.  No worries.  Boston is killing it.  I swear I'm going to make the trek to the Mecca at Fenway Pahk this season.  Houston staying steady, but what's up with the Mariners?  Damn!
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on May 30, 2018, 08:24:19 AM
Today's game is on Facebook live.  Any of you guys watch a game on that platform yet?  I'm working at home this week, and would rather just put it on the TV.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: WiregrassTiger on May 30, 2018, 04:38:53 PM
Today's game is on Facebook live.  Any of you guys watch a game on that platform yet?  I'm working at home this week, and would rather just put it on the TV.
I don't know anything about your question but wanted to mention that I can shake my ass like the girl in your picture. As a matter of fact, my stomach shakes at about the same speed when I drop it like it's hot. (My ass, that is)
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on May 30, 2018, 07:23:27 PM
I don't know anything about your question but wanted to mention that I can shake my ass like the girl in your picture. As a matter of fact, my stomach shakes at about the same speed when I drop it like it's hot. (My ass, that is)
I am mesmerized by that girl and could just watch it over and over. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 03, 2018, 11:20:33 PM
(http://a.memegen.com/pznzsm.gif) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwizzNb7g7nbAhWErVkKHSvDBR0QjRx6BAgBEAU&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.memegen.com%2Fmeme%2Fpznzsm&psig=AOvVaw1vWL4ezGWQ9DTQjYnQarnB&ust=1528168053249853)

Well, not Waka...but Michael Wacha of St. Louwie.  Took a no-hitter into the 9th against the Pirates but couldn't quite pull it off.  The Cards keep pace with the Cubs and red hot Brew Crew.  Braves took 3 of 4 from the Nats, which is huge with Washington coming in on a 9 game road winning streak and the Braves playing shitty at home this year. 

What the Fruck is up with the Mariners?  I can't name a single player on that team other than Robinson Cano, who I think is suspended for PED's.  Or at least, was.  15 games over .500 and first place over Houston.   
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 12, 2018, 10:59:31 PM
Back to some MLB bitching and moaning.  The Cubbies have quietly gone on a streak and put themselves 13 games over .500 (If failing memory serves)  Sitting in first with the Brewers and Cards right there within a game or 3.  However, the Beer Boys are shutting out the Baby Bears tonight and the suddenly, somewhat hot Padres, took down the Red Birds tonight.  Unfortunately, the Fathers got it going with my Braves. 

Coming off a 2-4 road trip, the Bravos got back on track against the Mets with an 8-2 ass whipping.  Back in 1st.  Won't be the same tomorrow as the Metrosexuals send Jacob DeGrom to the mound.  I think I heard them say he has a .81 ERA in his last 10 games.  Sick stuff.  Oh well. Get through tomorrow night and see if you can take the series.

BoSox keep plugging along with the best record in biesbol.  But, the Damn Yankees are right there and won't go away. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 13, 2018, 03:08:01 PM
Damn! The ATL hurls a 2-hit shutout of NY for a 2-0 win.  Wasn't expecting that with DeGrom on the bump. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on June 14, 2018, 11:03:41 AM
Fuck the Padres.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 14, 2018, 11:10:56 AM
fudge the Padres.
and the Brewers
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on June 14, 2018, 11:13:52 AM
and the Brewers
And Georgia.  Just because.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 14, 2018, 11:38:20 AM
And Georgia.  Just because.
^^This^^ Always this.

The Padres are suddenly kicking fanny.  They're still the Padres, though.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: djsimp on June 14, 2018, 04:46:23 PM
and the Brewers
At least the Cubs had the lead for a day. My prediction is the Brewers will fall of by August.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 14, 2018, 10:42:07 PM
Braves cooled off the Padres.  Well to be fair, the Padres cooled themselves off with some errors and bad luck late.  But, I'll take it.  12 games over .500 for the first time this season.  Getting great pitching from 2 guys not normally in the rotation in Soroka and Sanchez.  Soroka took a no-no into the 7th last night and Sanchez had the Padres shut out through 7 tonight.  Took him out, inexplicably.  Anywho, it gives everyone a rest.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 19, 2018, 10:45:08 PM
You fucka's need to get posting.  Some good shift going on.  Not good for the Cubbies in that they held a lead all game against the Dodgers and somehow let it slip for a 4-3 loss.  Still, just a half game behind the Brewers, who everyone knows will fade.  The Cards just hanging back, trying to avoid the big pile up on turn 3.  Four games behind.  Bravos finally brought their bats to the ball park and smoked the Blue Jays 11-4.  Braves are 14 games over .500.  I'm happy.  I also know they've gotten there against the Padres, Mets and Blue Jays.  3 teams waaayyy below .500.  But, I'll take it right now.  Solid pitching all year and a minimal amount of injuries.  This is one team that can't afford any.  Enjoy the ride while it lasts.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: chinook on June 20, 2018, 12:16:10 PM
there's got to be more to the story...

hooker at least?

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The Chicago Cubs (http://www.espn.com/mlb/team/_/name/chc/chicago-cubs) are a man down just for him taking his pants down.

Closer Brandon Morrow (http://www.espn.com/mlb/player/_/id/28734/brandon-morrow), who has 16 saves this season, sustained back spasms while undressing after returning home from the team's trip to St. Louis early Monday morning. He was placed on the 10-day disabled list because of the injury.

"Just undressing at my house," Morrow told reporters on Tuesday. "Like 3 a.m., in the closet, got my right leg off. Left one just felt like a spasm in my back.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 20, 2018, 01:50:50 PM
He had just finished performing a Cleveland Steamer when suddenly his back cramped up.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 27, 2018, 03:31:37 PM
Lost 2 of 3 to the Reds at home.  Now, the Braves get the privilege of hitting St. Louie for 3 and then to the Big Apple where the YankMe's await.  I'd absolutely settle for a 2-4 trip.   
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on June 27, 2018, 06:16:17 PM
Lost 2 of 3 to the Reds at home.  Now, the Braves get the privilege of hitting St. Louie for 3 and then to the Big Apple where the YankMe's await.  I'd absolutely settle for a 2-4 trip. 
Cards offense is so strange.  Last night, Matt Carpenter became the first Cardinal to record 5H, 5rbi, 2HR in one game.

But you watch, tonight, they will lose and only get 2 or 3 hits.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 27, 2018, 10:51:00 PM
Cards offense is so strange.  Last night, Matt Carpenter became the first Cardinal to record 5H, 5rbi, 2HR in one game.

But you watch, tonight, they will lose and only get 2 or 3 hits.
Yeah, but Cleveland is finally coming around after sleep walking through the first half of the season. Their pitching staff if 6th out on 15 in the AL, which is pretty damn stout.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUTiger1 on June 28, 2018, 11:16:25 AM
So no one is going to bring up the fact that the dirty braves are killing people and storing them in the food coolers?
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 28, 2018, 12:16:58 PM
So no one is going to bring up the fact that the dirty braves are killing people and storing them in the food coolers?
Sssshhhhhh.....
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: CCTAU on June 28, 2018, 12:25:07 PM
So no one is going to bring up the fact that the dirty braves are killing people and storing them in the food coolers?
Somebody forgot to tell them that Jobu prefers chickens...
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 01, 2018, 11:03:54 PM
Was hoping my AL team, the Red Sox could take the series from the Yanks and somewhat deflate them with the Braves coming into NY for a series.  Last I checked, the Yank Me's were up 9-0 and wall banging like hell.  So much for that. 

Break up the Reds.  Playing their 3rd first place team in a row and handling their business in all 3 series.  Jim Riggleman has them playing well right now.  Beating the Brew Crew keeps the Cubbies and Cards right there.  Even with a bad weekend, the Cards are 5 1/2 games out before the All Star break.  That's a mini hot streak away from being in first.

Cleveland starting to put a little separation between them and the rest of the division.  Slow, slow start but looking like the real deal now.  Astros and Mariners still tight but no way the Stro's total package doesn't wind up running away in the end. 

Gawt damn, so happy to still be this involved at the mid point in the season.  There's a few givens, IMO.  The BoSox and Yankees are the cream of the crop in the AL and probably all of baseball.  And I truly believe the Stro's will wind up easily taking their division.  Other than that, ain't nuthin' a given.  
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: CCTAU on July 02, 2018, 12:30:09 AM
Nobody gonna talk about the Braves and the Cards?
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 02, 2018, 12:44:08 AM
Nobody gonna talk about the Braves and the Cards?
I'm not talking shit to Jar.  I'm starting to get cautiously optimistic but it's a long season and payback is hell. The Cards have a loooonnng history of success, maybe the best in all of baseball.  I'll just take this victory and move on to the Yanks. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on July 02, 2018, 08:51:02 AM
You guys should talk about it.  Not talking shit if it's true.  You guys took it to us.  Congrats.

I was expecting a patented Buzz Killington broom when I opened the thread.

That game Saturday was everything I loathe about Mike Matheny. 

And while I appreciate the optimism, Snags, we both know that the Cards will be lucky to finish with 85 wins.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 02, 2018, 11:34:15 PM
I'll be damn'd.  The Braves took game one in the Bronx on a homer by Ronald Acuna in the 12th or 13th or some shit. Watched the whole thing.  Was worried they'd be overmatched but they stayed with them hit for hit, run for run.  4-0 on the current road trip.  At some point, they might make me start believing.  But, I'm gonna' continue to stay reserved.

Freddie Freeman has gone in the tank.  He was around .340 a week or two ago.  He went 0-5 tonight and is sitting about .310.  But, everyone else seems to be doing enough to pick up the slack.  Sean Newcomb goes for the Braves tomorrow and he's the one guy I feel good about this season.

BTW, the fucking Yankees are a bunch of beasts.  Judge is 6'7' 282.  Jee-Anne-Carlo-Stanton is 6'6" 245.  Aroydis (sp?) Chapman was bringing every damn fastball up there at 102 to 104 m.p.h.  Are you serious?  104???? Consistently???

"MY" Sox take down the Nats 4-3 in D.C.  Hell of a road trip to start in New York, then go to Washington.  Bryce Harper put one in the upper deck tonight. Dude is sick skrong! 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 03, 2018, 12:08:34 AM
Alright, so the Cards are kicking some Rattler ass on the road right now.  They have 3 in Arizona and a series in San Fran (4) and then two against the White Sox in Chicago.  Then, they return home to face the Reds for 3 before the All Star break.  The Cubbies start a couple of home series against the Tigers (2) and the Reds for 3.  They venture to the Liberal Left Coast for 3 at the Giants and then 3 against the S.D. Fathers before the break. My hope is that both teams wind it down with maybe some 8-3 finishes. 

Following the All Star break, the Cards and Cubs start a series that should get the 2nd half off to a bang.  Looking forward to it. Ought to be good. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on July 03, 2018, 11:44:48 PM
Saw this on the twatters earlier:


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The #STLCards⁠ ⁠(http://blob:http://www.tigersx.com/770777c6-dc2f-4bc6-b1b0-99c576e28525) are 42-40. They’re 9-1 against the Reds.

The Reds are 37-48. They’re 1-9 against the Cardinals.

When the Reds & Cards don’t play each other, the Cardinals are 33-39. The Reds are 36-39.


So we obviously need to just play the Reds more. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 04, 2018, 12:11:54 AM
Saw this on the twatters earlier:



So we obviously need to just play the Reds more.
Fuck sake man.  You just proved Big Foot does exist. 

Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 05, 2018, 10:24:00 AM
6 straight W's and still a game behind the fighting Ueckers.  They don't appear to be fading like everyone thinks.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on July 05, 2018, 10:44:14 AM
I'm getting to the point where I'd rather watch Smokey and the Bandit III and Caddyshack II than watch the Cardinals...

...Although we did take two of three vs Arizona.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 05, 2018, 10:52:31 AM
The last two days, all I've heard is, "It is high.  It is far.  It is gone."
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on July 15, 2018, 01:08:20 AM
Didn’t think they’d do it in the middle of the season. But ding dong...
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Post by: Snaggletiger on July 15, 2018, 05:23:31 PM
Didn’t think they’d do it in the middle of the season. But ding dong...
I think at a game over .500 there was no sense not to do it.  Did I see where they booted the hitting coach too? Mabry? 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 15, 2018, 11:18:26 PM
All Star Break.  Okay, my Braves at 10 games over .500 and essentially at the top the East?  Nope.  I never expected or predicted it.  I think they have the pitching and hitting to hang for the most part.  However, the East is wide freaking open.  The Phillies?  More improbable than the Braves.  And the Nats continue to languish at .500 ball.  Still anticipate the Nats taking control.

American League.  My Sox.  Yeah, go back and check 100 posts.  MY Sox, are almost 40 games over .500.  Yank Me's are 4.5 back at the break.  Cleveland has slowly, but suddenly picked it up and by season's end could be dangerous as hell.  The Stro's have taken control of their division and right now, the Mariners are a cinch for the Wild Card.

Buzz's Cubbies have quietly taken over the Division.  17 games over .500 and finally a 2.5 game cushion over the Brewers, who are 3-7 in their last 10.  Red Birds are 2 games over .500 and will start the 2nd half with new management. Verrrrry Intersting! I NEVER count St. Louis out. Awesome organization (When they're not cheating).  I still think this one goes down to the wire.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 16, 2018, 09:24:02 AM
Buzz's Cubbies have quietly taken over the Division.  17 games over .500 and finally a 2.5 game cushion over the Brewers, who are 3-7 in their last 10.  Red Birds are 2 games over .500 and will start the 2nd half with new management. Verrrrry Intersting! I NEVER count St. Louis out. Awesome organization (When they're not cheating).  I still think this one goes down to the wire.
So, never?  
This is crazy...the NL looks to be 3 team races to the finish in all divisions.  If you'd told me back in April May June that the Cubbies would have the best record in the NL at the break, I would have laughed directly in yo face.

Starting to feel sorry for Seattle already though.  They started so great and most likely won't even get a wild card spot.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUTiger1 on July 16, 2018, 11:20:11 AM
NL
East - Nats
Central - Cards
West - Dodgers
WC1 - Cubs
WC2 - Mets

NLCS - Cards/Cubs
NL Champ - Cubs

AL
East - Orioles
Central - Orioles
West - Orioles
WC1 - Orioles
WC2 - Orioles

ALCS - Orioles/Orioles
AL Champ - Orioles

WS Winner - Astros
Lol!  Don't you look dumber here than in real life....wait...wut?
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 16, 2018, 11:36:08 AM
Lol!  Don't you look dumber here than in real life....wait...wut?
I may not be very good looking, but I sure am fat. 

So, what do your Birds get for Machado?  Prospects?  Load the farm system? 

Speaking of Manny's, how'd you like the Pack-E-Yow fight.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 16, 2018, 11:51:50 AM
You sounded, um, taller on the radio
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUTiger1 on July 16, 2018, 11:53:48 AM
I may not be very good looking, but I sure am fat. 

So, what do your Birds get for Machado?  Prospects?  Load the farm system? 

Speaking of Manny's, how'd you like the Pack-E-Yow fight.
He goes to the Brewers, Phillies or Dog Ass Dodgers more than likely.  I have no clue what we get in return.  Rumor was the Yank Me's wanted to give up 10 prospects for him.  It wouldn't surprise me if the front office pushed that to get more teams on board in the sweepstakes and up the ante.  Yanks have said that was over exaggerated.  I just want a four horseman style pitching rotation.  Good pitching beats good hitting 9 times out of 10. 

I watched highlights of the fight.  Pac Man had a good performance, but Matthysse apparently didn't have a great fight, just average.  Good win, but I am not getting back on the hype train.  He is 39 after all and in the boxing world that makes him older than you. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 16, 2018, 12:11:31 PM
He goes to the Brewers, Phillies or Dog Ass Dodgers more than likely.  I have no clue what we get in return.  Rumor was the Yank Me's wanted to give up 10 prospects for him.  It wouldn't surprise me if the front office pushed that to get more teams on board in the sweepstakes and up the ante.  Yanks have said that was over exaggerated.  I just want a four horseman style pitching rotation.  Good pitching beats good hitting 9 times out of 10. 

I watched highlights of the fight.  Pac Man had a good performance, but Matthysse apparently didn't have a great fight, just average.  Good win, but I am not getting back on the hype train.  He is 39 after all and in the boxing world that makes him older than you.
I'm not in good shape for a man my age.  So, you only want Palmer, McNally, Cuellar and Dobson for Machado?  Sounds reasonable.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on July 16, 2018, 12:22:48 PM
I think at a game over .500 there was no sense not to do it.  Did I see where they booted the hitting coach too? Mabry?

Yep. He gone. 

And that’s where my beef with Matheny had been. Since Big Mac left, we’ve gotten worse in hitting every year. I thought he should have been fired two years ago. And I get loyalty, but you being loyal to this guy cost you your job. 

If Carpenter, Pham, Wong, and Fowler were just within 10% of how they were hitting last year, we would at worse be a game within the cubs. 

But a lot of things being said in StL this past weekend about how toxic the clubhouse had become. Apparently Fowler had blocked Matheny’s number, and they hadn’t spoken since May. 

Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on July 16, 2018, 12:26:34 PM
So, never? 
I can’t wait for the Cubs to win 120 games this year, and then get into the playoffs and sweep the Dodgers, then the Braves, and then the Yankees and be crowned the greatest team ever. And then they just move into the locker room at Soldier field and go 17-0 before winning the Super Bowl (they, of course, will be driving the Ditka bus). 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 16, 2018, 12:34:38 PM
I can’t wait for the Cubs to win 120 games this year, and then get into the playoffs and sweep the Dodgers, then the Braves, and then the Yankees and be crowned the greatest team ever. And then they just move into the locker room at Soldier field and go 17-0 before winning the Super Bowl (they, of course, will be driving the Ditka bus).
(https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/the-chicago-cubs-celebrate-after-defeating-the-cleveland-indians-87-picture-id620750138?s=612x612) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwiP-9GxhaTcAhViUN8KHU3oDqwQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gettyimages.com%2Fphotos%2Fchicago-cubs&psig=AOvVaw13PjFgpDaBiCLvD5k3-ujJ&ust=1531844975865258)
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Post by: AUJarhead on July 16, 2018, 12:58:42 PM
(https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/the-chicago-cubs-celebrate-after-defeating-the-cleveland-indians-87-picture-id620750138?s=612x612) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwiP-9GxhaTcAhViUN8KHU3oDqwQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gettyimages.com%2Fphotos%2Fchicago-cubs&psig=AOvVaw13PjFgpDaBiCLvD5k3-ujJ&ust=1531844975865258)
It it will be just like that, except the heavens will open, and Jesus will descend, and ask Theo if he wants to sit on the right or the left. 

Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 16, 2018, 01:45:43 PM
It it will be just like that, except the heavens will open, and Jesus will descend, and ask Theo if he wants to sit on the right or the left.
^^^Gets it^^^
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 16, 2018, 01:46:09 PM
Mini Ditkas ftw!
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUTiger1 on July 16, 2018, 03:12:26 PM
I'm not in good shape for a man my age.  So, you only want Palmer, McNally, Cuellar and Dobson for Machado?  Sounds reasonable.
Yeah, so....I see no issue with that wish.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 16, 2018, 03:20:08 PM
Yeah, so....I see no issue with that wish.
That's a feat that we'll never witness again.  It's getting more and more rare just to get one 20 game winner, much less four on one team.  Pitching has become so specialized and the way they're handled means that complete games are almost becoming a thing of the past.   
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on July 16, 2018, 03:22:38 PM
That's a feat that we'll never witness again.  It's getting more and more rare just to get one 20 game winner, much less four on one team.  Pitching has become so specialized and the way they're handled means that complete games are almost becoming a thing of the past. 
Makes you appreciate the Glavine/Smoltz/Maddux starting 3 a lot more, doesn't it?
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 16, 2018, 03:32:27 PM
Makes you appreciate the Glavine/Smoltz/Maddux starting 3 a lot more, doesn't it?
Oh absolutely.  You had confidence every time one of them took the mound.  And they definitely could eat up the innings.

I read some quotes from Maddux years ago where he was talking about his pitching philosophy.  He said he knew exactly where every hitter wanted it.  (Not in the butt)  Then he would throw it right there....but not quite right there, causing ground outs and pop ups.  I imagine every time you had an at-bat against him, you'd come back to the dugout wondering why the hell you can't hit the guy. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on July 16, 2018, 03:42:26 PM
Oh absolutely.  You had confidence every time one of them took the mound.  And they definitely could eat up the innings.

I read some quotes from Maddux years ago where he was talking about his pitching philosophy.  He said he knew exactly where every hitter wanted it.  (Not in the butt)  Then he would throw it right there....but not quite right there, causing ground outs and pop ups.  I imagine every time you had an at-bat against him, you'd come back to the dugout wondering why the hell you can't hit the guy.
I don't recall him ever throwing over 92-93mph on a fastball.  I loved watching him pitch, because it was just perfect placement.

"On January 8, 2014, he was voted into the Baseball Hall of Fame, in his first year of eligibility, receiving 97.2% of the votes."

I'd love to know the rational on not voting him in on the first ballot.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 16, 2018, 03:52:21 PM
I don't recall him ever throwing over 92-93mph on a fastball.  I loved watching him pitch, because it was just perfect placement.

"On January 8, 2014, he was voted into the Baseball Hall of Fame, in his first year of eligibility, receiving 97.2% of the votes."

I'd love to know the rational on not voting him in on the first ballot.
Maybe Maddux had butt secks with the guy's wife.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on July 16, 2018, 03:53:09 PM
Maybe Maddux had butt secks with the guy's wife.
I didn't know you were a HOF voter.  Congrats.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 16, 2018, 04:24:48 PM
I didn't know you were a HOF voter.  Congrats.
I'm not a HOF voter. Where did you come up with.....wait...son of a....
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 16, 2018, 04:39:01 PM
I don't recall him ever throwing over 92-93mph on a fastball.  I loved watching him pitch, because it was just perfect placement.

"On January 8, 2014, he was voted into the Baseball Hall of Fame, in his first year of eligibility, receiving 97.2% of the votes."

I'd love to know the rational on not voting him in on the first ballot.
Agreed.  I kind of thought Kyle Hendricks might follow the Maddux path for about a half a year or so...
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUTiger1 on July 16, 2018, 04:59:10 PM
That's a feat that we'll never witness again.  It's getting more and more rare just to get one 20 game winner, much less four on one team.  Pitching has become so specialized and the way they're handled means that complete games are almost becoming a thing of the past. 
Why do you hate me?  Why do you want to shit all over what I want for my team?
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 16, 2018, 05:18:56 PM
Why do you hate me?  Why do you want to shit all over what I want for my team?
Okay fine.  If you want those guys, you can have em'.  But I have to warn you.  Dave McNally died 16 years ago.  Pat Dobson passed in 06'.  Mike Cuellar is 81 and Jim Palmer is 73 so I'm pretty sure both have lost a little off the fast ball. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on July 16, 2018, 05:37:00 PM
This guy here is dead.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUTiger1 on July 16, 2018, 06:22:59 PM
Okay fine.  If you want those guys, you can have em'.  But I have to warn you.  Dave McNally died 16 years ago.  Pat Dobson passed in 06'.  Mike Cuellar is 81 and Jim Palmer is 73 so I'm pretty sure both have lost a little off the fast ball.
You aren't following me.  I said 4 horseman "style".....dammit, your making my eye twitch. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 17, 2018, 08:36:58 AM
This guy here is dead.
Well cross him off then!
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 20, 2018, 06:09:58 PM
Holy shit.  The Carpenter doing work in Wrigley.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 23, 2018, 08:54:27 AM
Don't get to see too many 5 game series.  That one was painful to watch, even though the Cubs took 3.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on July 23, 2018, 11:29:17 AM
Yep, congrats, Buzzy. Cards are not good enough to be buyers, and don’t suck enough to be sellers. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 23, 2018, 11:31:44 AM
Yep, congrats, Buzzy. Cards are not good enough to be buyers, and don’t suck enough to be sellers.
It's the Braves' world now anyway.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 23, 2018, 11:53:40 AM
It's the Braves' world now anyway.
:fu:
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on July 23, 2018, 04:50:23 PM
It's the Braves' world now anyway.
Going to be glorious watching them beat the Red Sox in 4.  
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 23, 2018, 07:11:45 PM
Going to be glorious watching them beat the Red Sox in 4. 
I will punch both of you in the forehead.  Really hard.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on July 23, 2018, 07:17:14 PM
I will punch both of you in the forehead.  Really hard.
Fuck Georgia?
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 23, 2018, 07:17:53 PM
Fuck Georgia?
Okay, you've gone and totally redeemed yourself.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on July 23, 2018, 10:07:41 PM
The 2 most important things in life: good friends and a good bullpen.  Mike Shildt better hope he has good friends.  
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 23, 2018, 11:32:49 PM
The 2 most important things in life: good friends and a good bullpen.  Mike Shildt better hope he has good friends. 
Trade deadline looms.  Help for the bullpen?
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on July 24, 2018, 05:30:06 AM
Trade deadline looms.  Help for the bullpen?
They need it. Since the break, the Cards bullpen era is higher than the era of the three position players the cubs used to pitch. 

Is that bad?
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 24, 2018, 12:14:33 PM
Suddenly, there's a new playa in the game.  Hottest team in baseball is not the Red Sox.  It's the Pirates.  They've reeled off 10 in a row.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 25, 2018, 09:14:32 AM
Suddenly, there's a new playa in the game.  Hottest team in baseball is not the Red Sox.  It's the Pirates.  They've reeled off 10 in a row.
Of course...now it's a 4 team race to the finish in the Central.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUTiger1 on July 25, 2018, 11:25:10 AM
Of course...now it's a 4 team race to the finish in the Central.
The real question here is this, can anyone stop the Bravo's?  I just don't see it.  This will be the easiest series sweep I can ever remember.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 25, 2018, 11:29:54 AM
The real question here is this, can anyone stop the Bravo's?  I just don't see it.  This will be the easiest series sweep I can ever remember.
The lowly Marlins would like a word with you.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUTiger1 on July 25, 2018, 11:32:22 AM
The lowly Marlins would like a word with you.
Marlins, Smarlins.....pppffffttttt
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on July 27, 2018, 02:11:15 PM
Sign of things to come?  From Official Cardinals Twitter:


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The #STLCards (https://twitter.com/hashtag/STLCards?src=hash)(https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags/StLouisCardinals2018/StLouisCardinals2018.png) (https://twitter.com/hashtag/STLCards?src=hash) have acquired minor league RHP Seth Elledge from the Mariners in exchange for RHP Sam Tuivailala. Elledge, 22, was 5-1 with a 1.17 ERA and 9 saves in 31 games for Modesto (A) while being named a California League All-Star. He has been assigned to Springfield (AA).

Edit to add:

From MLB Network reporters:
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Source: #STLCards (https://twitter.com/hashtag/STLCards?src=hash)(https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags/StLouisCardinals2018/StLouisCardinals2018.png) (https://twitter.com/hashtag/STLCards?src=hash) expected to release Greg Holland today. @markasaxon (https://twitter.com/markasaxon) wrote about this possibility earlier in the week.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 27, 2018, 02:15:08 PM
How can that guy be pitching for the Mariners when he's getting ready to win the National Championship and the Heisman Trophy this year?
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on July 27, 2018, 02:17:12 PM
How can that guy be pitching for the Mariners when he's getting ready to win the National Championship and the Heisman Trophy this year?
He's Tongan.  Duh.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on July 27, 2018, 02:19:29 PM
Damn, they DFAed Tyler Lyons, too...



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So many #STLCards (https://twitter.com/hashtag/STLCards?src=hash)(https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags/StLouisCardinals2018/StLouisCardinals2018.png) (https://twitter.com/hashtag/STLCards?src=hash) moves: Lyons, Holland designated for assignment Cecil to DL Hudson, Poncedeleon, Weaver and Webb up from the minors Tuivailala traded to Mariners for minor leaguer Seth Elledge



Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 27, 2018, 02:30:51 PM
Step 3:  Profit
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Post by: Snaggletiger on July 27, 2018, 03:15:36 PM
Aaaaannnd the Braves are making no moves and currently sinking farther behind the Phillies.  Good luck the rest of the way guys.  I'll be checking out shortly.  Wonder how deep the Dodgers are going to thrust it tonight?
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 27, 2018, 03:25:50 PM
Aaaaannnd the Braves are making no moves and currently sinking farther behind the Phillies.  Good luck the rest of the way guys.  I'll be checking out shortly.  Wonder how deep the Dodgers are going to thrust it tonight?
Just a bump in the road.  Oh wait...here comes another.  Kershaw on the mound.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 27, 2018, 03:32:05 PM
Cubs just picked up Cole Hamels and his 132.89 era for only 2 relievers, a player to be named later and $5M.  Did Theo retire and I missed the announcement?
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: ssgaufan on July 28, 2018, 03:52:32 PM
Aaaaannnd the Braves are making no moves and currently sinking farther behind the Phillies.  Good luck the rest of the way guys.  I'll be checking out shortly.  Wonder how deep the Dodgers are going to thrust it tonight?
I was going to try to go to one of the Dodgers series games, but work got in the way.  Thank goodness!  I'll be there Monday night as we battle the mighty Marlins.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on July 30, 2018, 03:23:46 PM
A clever ruse, Buzz, but I ain't falling for it.  Keep us just good enough to keep us interested, only to break out hearts later.  Maddon and Theo are geniuses.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Kaos on July 31, 2018, 12:30:53 AM
Braves trade for Duvall. 

(https://www.tvovermind.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/real-horror-of-the-shining-the-story-of-shelley-duvall.jpg)

I've seen her form.  She definitely can't hit for power.  
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 31, 2018, 09:31:37 AM
Braves trade for Duvall.

(https://www.tvovermind.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/real-horror-of-the-shining-the-story-of-shelley-duvall.jpg)

I've seen her form.  She definitely can't hit for power. 
But if she brings Johnny with her...
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on July 31, 2018, 11:17:43 AM
Pham traded to Rays, per @TBTimes_Rays (https://twitter.com/TBTimes_Rays)
 (https://twitter.com/TBTimes_Rays)

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#Rays (https://twitter.com/hashtag/Rays?src=hash) trade Justin Williams, Genesis Cabrera and Roel Ramirez to #Cardinals (https://twitter.com/hashtag/Cardinals?src=hash) for Pham and international slot money


 (https://twitter.com/hashtag/Rays?src=hash)
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 31, 2018, 11:43:41 AM
Pham traded to Rays, per @TBTimes_Rays (https://twitter.com/TBTimes_Rays)
 (https://twitter.com/TBTimes_Rays)


 (https://twitter.com/hashtag/Rays?src=hash)
Factory reset?
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 31, 2018, 11:48:24 AM
The Cards got Genises Cabrera?  That could be the beginning of something good.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on July 31, 2018, 11:56:34 AM
Factory reset?
Thinking yes.  Cards aren't as good as the Cubs or Braves.  With the changes last week, they brought up guys at AAA who needed to come up.  With Pham gone, Tyler O'Neill is getting called up.  He and Carson Kelley (who is a catcher) were the guys at AAA ready for the show.  Although Kelley is obviously blocked by Molina.  I wouldn't be shocked to see Kelley traded before the deadline this afternoon.

And if I can be honest, I think I'd trade Carpenter, too.  He's 32 or 33, and having a really good month.  He's under contract for next year, with an option for 2020.  I think he's worth at least 4 or 5 prospects (if Pham was worth 3).
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: djsimp on July 31, 2018, 03:41:36 PM
Cubs just picked up Cole Hamels and his 132.89 era for only 2 relievers, a player to be named later and $5M.  Did Theo retire and I missed the announcement?
Actually like it. I think you may remember the no-hitter he had at Wrigley just a couple yrs ago.

The cats on MLB Network are still saying the Cubs are in on getting Matt Harvey.

They also just acquired RH Reliever Brandon Kintzler from the Nationals. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 31, 2018, 03:55:03 PM
We got a guy hitting .205

Chop on!!!!
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 31, 2018, 04:04:56 PM
Actually like it. I think you may remember the no-hitter he had at Wrigley just a couple yrs ago.

The cats on MLB Network are still saying the Cubs are in on getting Matt Harvey.

They also just acquired RH Reliever Brandon Kintzler from the Nationals.
Harvey would be a big get.  Kintzler is no slouch either.  Maybe Theo knows what he's doing after all...
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 31, 2018, 04:12:42 PM
Screw all of y'all. The Braves continue to wheel and deal minutes before the trade deadline by getting RHP Kevin Gausman from the Orioles. 5-8 with a 4.43 ERA.

#winning

No, we don't go after Matt Harvey.  We don't want Hamels.  No need for Manny Machado or Bryce Harper.  We head into the 2nd half of the season with a .205 hitter and a 5-8 pitcher.  :dance2::taz:
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 31, 2018, 04:34:50 PM
Screw all of y'all. The Braves continue to wheel and deal minutes before the trade deadline by getting RHP Kevin Gausman from the Orioles. 5-8 with a 4.43 ERA.

#winning

No, we don't go after Matt Harvey.  We don't want Hamels.  No need for Manny Machado or Bryce Harper.  We head into the 2nd half of the season with a .205 hitter and a 5-8 pitcher.  :dance2::taz:
CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!1
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUTiger1 on August 01, 2018, 09:12:26 AM
How many more games until the Braves clinch?  Asking for a friend.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 01, 2018, 09:44:15 AM
How many more games until the Braves clinch?  Asking for a friend.
Don't you have clothes to wash?  Or a sock drawer to rearrange or something?
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: djsimp on August 01, 2018, 12:17:30 PM
Don't you have clothes to wash?  Or a sock drawer to rearrange or something?
https://youtu.be/sw2Yeeybjn8
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 03, 2018, 10:42:39 PM
Okay, we're pretty much about 110 games in.  But still, tons of biesbol to play.  Observations:

The Yank Me's are 28 games over .500.  Twenty Eight Games.  And they're 7.5 games back of my Sox.  Yeah, I said it again.  My AL bandwagon team, Boston.  The Sox are as hot as any team I've seen in forever.

Contrast that with the Indians, who are only 11 games over .500 and 10 games up in the Central.  What a shitty conference.  And how quickly have the Royals gone from World Series penthouse to the cellar dweller outhouse.  40 games under .500.

The Astros continue to roll at 28 games over .500 but the A's are suddenly the surprise team.  They've overtaken Seattle and are only 5 games back.  Wildcard?

In the NL, the Braves and Phillies are essentially tied for first with both teams 12 games over .500.  I still can't help but think the Nats, at 5 games out, will make a run and take the division.

Cubs maintain a 17 games over .500 pace but the damn Brew Crew won't go away at 1.5 games back.  Cards and Pirates lurking at 7 back with mucho ball to play.

I continue to laugh at the Dodgers. How much money can you possibly waste?  Yeah, they're in first.  But the D'backs, Rockies and Giants are right there within easy striking distance.


Okay, on another note, I saw a factoid the other day saying my Bravos have not won a playoff series since 2001.  That's F'ing pathetic and sad.  While I'm stoked with how they're playing this year, I still have no illusions they'll get in, much less win anything.  But, I'm definitely pumped with the young talent and a long term plan that looks like it's coming to fruition.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Kaos on August 06, 2018, 09:31:54 AM
That was fun.  

Watched the Yankees blow a 4-1 lead in the bottom of the ninth last night and lose to the Red Sox in ten.  

Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 06, 2018, 10:13:23 AM
That was fun. 

Watched the Yankees blow a 4-1 lead in the bottom of the ninth last night and lose to the Red Sox in ten. 
Warmed my Bosox bandwagon heart.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Kaos on August 06, 2018, 11:00:25 AM
Warmed my Bosox bandwagon heart.
I'm bandwagon too.   Braves fan for always, all the way back to Rafael Ramierez, Claudell Washington, Neikro, Dusty Baker, Murph, Horner.. watched them on TBS on my grandmother's 19" color TV to start.  She loved the Braves. 

Jumped on the Red Sox wagon in the 90s for reasons unknown.  Mostly because I hated the Yankees (this girl I liked was a Royals fan and she hated the Yankees, so I did too).  

Was baptized as a Red Sox fan in 2004 in Yankee Stadium.  Watched Pedro pitch as the Sox swept New York and realized just how much Boston v. NY was like Auburn v. Alabama  -- and we were definitely the Sox.  Any possible lingering doubts were erased.  For every 10 pieces of AU gear I've probably got seven Red Sox and two Panthers.  

Can't wait until September and the Braves/Sox series that's looking better and better by the day.  Even though it's in Atlanta I'll wear Boston gear two days and Atlanta gear one (and it'll be old school fat/round A, not the Bama-looking script).  Have decided to make a week of it.  Gonna go over Friday, do the AU/Washington kickoff game if I can Saturday, chill Sunday and Braves/Sox Monday-Wednesday. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 07, 2018, 10:27:30 PM
Braves get a split in the double header at Washington.  So far they're 4-2 on the road trip.  Cards handled their business and the Cubs are comfortably in front 4-0 in the 7th.  Damn Brewers won't go away and the Phillies have decided to go from super shitty last year (Like the Braves) to "We ain't going anywhere neither."  However, they're out in the desert to play the league leading D-backs for a series.  Come on, Snakes.

The AL has several super teams, but the races are so damn anti-climatic.  Anyone think the playoffs won't be the Bosox, Yankees, Indians and Astros?  Not me.  But I have to admit, I can't name one damn person on the A's and they are kicking ass right now.  5 games back of the Stros.  No worries for Houston, though.  They're doing this with half their line up on the DL.  They'll get healthy and blow it open at the end.   
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 08, 2018, 10:45:00 PM
Bravos take game 3 from the Nats in Washington.  Played long ball, including a 450+ foot rocket to center by Ronald Acuna.

Speaking of the long ball, which chicks dig, what in the wide, wide world of sports is going on with Matt Carpenter? Jar, your boy has got to be juicing.  Leading the NL in home runs from the lead off spot.  It's a funny looking stat but he's got 30+ HR's and only what...62 RBI's?  But he starts the game with nobody on base and most of his at bats follow the pitcher's spot.  Dude is killing it.

You guys should turn into ATL fans this weekend with the Brewers coming to Suntrust.  Scares me, though.  They've kind of hit their stride again. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on August 08, 2018, 10:48:55 PM
Apparently about two months ago, Adam Wainwright made Carp some salsa, and he took off. Also, only everyday guy this season to not hit into a double play. Absolutely having an mvp type season. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 08, 2018, 10:55:56 PM
Apparently about two months ago, Adam Wainwright made Carp some salsa, and he took off. Also, only everyday guy this season to not hit into a double play. Absolutely having an mvp type season.
Braves announcers were talking about him late in the game and they asked the question, which they had no clue about the answer to.  Has a lead off hitter ever lead the NL in home runs?  I would say no, but confine it to the modern era, meaning maybe the 70's forward. 

That salsa must have had some deer antler spray on it.  Geez, the guy is locked in. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on August 08, 2018, 11:22:09 PM
So naturally you think Ricky Henderson, but I don’t think he ever led the league. He just played about 47 seasons, and has the record for most HR to lead off a game. 

I’m shocked Rose didn’t have more home runs than he does (160). 

Did Soriano led the league in homers?

Maybe Brady Anderson back in the 90s?  I think he hit 50 one year, and I think he was a lead off hitter. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 08, 2018, 11:53:17 PM
So naturally you think Ricky Henderson, but I don’t think he ever led the league. He just played about 47 seasons, and has the record for most HR to lead off a game.

I’m shocked Rose didn’t have more home runs than he does (160).

Did Soriano led the league in homers?

Maybe Brady Anderson back in the 90s?  I think he hit 50 one year, and I think he was a lead off hitter.
The question was narrowed to the NL.  I think Brady Anderson's stats were tainted by the dreaded steroid asterisk. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on August 09, 2018, 07:41:40 AM
The question was narrowed to the NL.  I think Brady Anderson's stats were tainted by the dreaded steroid asterisk.
I'm reasonable sure that Anthony Rizzo, if he hasn't already done it, will do it every single year that he plays.  He will hit more home runs in the world series this year than Barry Bonds did in his career.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 09, 2018, 09:36:21 AM
Apparently about two months ago, Adam Wainwright made Carp some salsa, and he took off. Also, only everyday guy this season to not hit into a double play. Absolutely having an mvp type season.
Pretty cool that he found a way to get steroids into that salsa.

Seriously though, I watched A-Rod's interview of him during a rain delay a couple weeks back.  His story is pretty awesome.  Why do y'all have to keep getting these good guys that I have to like?
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on August 09, 2018, 11:41:43 AM
Pretty cool that he found a way to get steroids into that salsa.

Seriously though, I watched A-Rod's interview of him during a rain delay a couple weeks back.  His story is pretty awesome.  Why do y'all have to keep getting these good guys that I have to like?
I feel the same way about Bryant and Rizzo.  At least with Ross, there was an Auburn connection, and I didn't feel bad rooting for him.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on August 09, 2018, 11:57:21 AM
:hug:

You guys are so cute.   
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Post by: Buzz Killington on August 09, 2018, 02:15:39 PM
:hug:

You guys are so cute. 
Jealousy is a stinky cologne
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUTiger1 on August 09, 2018, 05:14:55 PM
I for one am looking forward to the Philly slip and watching the Bravo's ascend to their proper place at the top.  Then it's a cake walk to the series from there.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 09, 2018, 05:40:48 PM
I for one am looking forward to the Philly slip and watching the Bravo's ascend to their proper place at the top.  Then it's a cake walk to the series from there.
Don't you have young boys to stalk on line or something? 

BTW, the Braves haven't won a playoff series since 2001.  Let's see...that's 4..7....multiply by 6...carry the 1...remainder of 11...SEVENTEEN YEARS!!!!
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUTiger1 on August 09, 2018, 05:41:51 PM
Don't you have young boys to stalk on line or something? 

BTW, the Braves haven't won a playoff series since 2001.  Let's see...that's 4..7....multiply by 6...carry the 1...remainder of 11...SEVENTEEN YEARS!!!!
This is the year!  I can feel it!
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 09, 2018, 05:45:44 PM
This is the year!  I can feel it!
I'll feel you, buddy.


Wait....no.  I meant, shut up.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on August 09, 2018, 06:30:37 PM
Jealousy is a stinky cologne
And Fuck Georgia.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 09, 2018, 10:22:57 PM
And Fuck Georgia.
I like your style, Mister.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUTiger1 on August 10, 2018, 10:58:45 AM
I see where Philly has a daunting task of playing the Padres series and the Bravos have the cakewalk pleasure of playing the Dog Ass Brewers.  The Philly slide is upon us boys!
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 10, 2018, 11:22:19 AM
I see where Philly has a daunting task of playing the Padres series and the Bravos have the cakewalk pleasure of playing the Dog Ass Brewers.  The Philly slide is upon us boys!
Chop on, you hairy woo woos.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 10, 2018, 11:05:10 PM
So, the Cubs scrape one out against the Nats.  (Huge Cubs fan right now)  The Cards handle that bidnezz against the Royals.  And the Braves help them both with a 10-1 win vs. the Brew Crew. Good Friday night for our respective teams. 

BTW, the freaking Brewers might match the Yankees in size.  These guys are fucking huge.  Jesus Aguilar is 6'3" 296.  Everyone on that team is 230 or better.  Jeez!!!
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Post by: AUJarhead on August 11, 2018, 10:07:19 AM
And the Salsaman hits another dinger. 
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Post by: Snaggletiger on August 11, 2018, 01:08:51 PM
And the Salsaman hits another dinger.
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTRjY9_7ibrVXE1K7GN5EHgfuRQpnYefJ2rdyWE0MZ1M30phKB3jg) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjeuLysveXcAhWCtVMKHaZnDIgQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Fmemegenerator.net%2Finstance%2F45351812%2Fancient-aliens-roid-rage&psig=AOvVaw3BtG5Hv16M_ldb48ap4qOq&ust=1534093316923448)
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: djsimp on August 11, 2018, 02:18:10 PM
(Huge Cubs fan right now)
Same here except for the Braves. Hoping for another 10-1 in yalls favor. Even then though, I just don't think the Brews can stay tight with the Cubbies. They have a very lacking bullpen.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 11, 2018, 10:28:09 PM
Unfortunately that bullpen, Josh Hader, bitch slapped the Bravos tonight.  4-2 loss to the Beer Makers.  I think the Brewers head straight to Wrigley after this series.  Should be fun to watch.

Oh damn.  Just checked and it's 2 in Wrigley, then 3 in St. Louwie. That's a pretty stout road trip and one that may define your season.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 12, 2018, 05:09:29 PM
Alright Birds and Baby Bears.  The Braves did their job and took 2 out of 3 from the Brewers.  Coming into today, the Cubs were in the lead at 18 games over .500.  The Brewers were 2 back.  The Cards were 5 1/2 back.  (Haven't looked to see if either of you have played)  But over the next 5 days, you've both got a chance to do some damage.

But, let's hope today wasn't a sign of something big for Milwaukee.  Yeah they lost 8-7.  They had 19 hits and about 164 men left on base.  They should have destroyed the ATL.  19 freakin' hits.  That's sick. 
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Post by: Snaggletiger on August 12, 2018, 11:18:21 PM
Damn.  Wow!  Oh my Gawd!! And all those other expletives.  Kudos to the Cubbies for a walk off, down 3-0, Grand Salami homerun against the Nationals.  Helped the Bravos, hurt the Brewers.  What a finish.  Just wow!
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on August 13, 2018, 07:50:49 AM
In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't, the Indians Cardinals have managed to win a few here and there, and are threatening to climb out of the cellar.

I think that's 6 straight series wins...  Playing the Nats at home.  Snags, I'll send you some salsa and a Cards hat.  Maybe we can bury them for you.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: djsimp on August 13, 2018, 10:48:39 AM
Damn.  Wow!  Oh my Gawd!! And all those other expletives.  Kudos to the Cubbies for a walk off, down 3-0, Grand Salami homerun against the Nationals.  Helped the Bravos, hurt the Brewers.  What a finish.  Just wow!
The call was incredible as well. 


https://youtu.be/DI8uH4_pzeo
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 13, 2018, 12:28:29 PM
In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't, the Indians Cardinals have managed to win a few here and there, and are threatening to climb out of the cellar.

I think that's 6 straight series wins...  Playing the Nats at home.  Snags, I'll send you some salsa and a Cards hat.  Maybe we can bury them for you.
Damn right.   Sweep those beyotches.  The good thing for you guys is you'll miss Scherzer in this series.  That guy is just plain nasty.  Best in the game by a long shot.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUTiger1 on August 13, 2018, 05:21:13 PM
Do the Bravos clinch tonight?  Asking for a friend. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 13, 2018, 07:09:11 PM
Do the Bravos clinch tonight?  Asking for a friend.
I just reported you to Titan Tiger, asking for a healthy spike in your warn meter.  Don't be surprised if that happens sooner than later.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 13, 2018, 10:46:45 PM
Damn it, Jar.  Your guys are not keeping their end of the bargain.  4-2 Nats in the 8th.  Get that shit in gear. 

Braves handle that bidnezz against the Marlins.  Earn at least a series split in the 4 game series with a doubleheader sweep.  9-1 and 6-1. 

Come on Birds.  Do some of that come back shit. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on August 13, 2018, 11:31:16 PM
Bud Norris can lick my sack. I’m reasonably sure that he’s a human sex trafficker in the offseason, who also sells meth to kids at schools. 

Mother fucker probably roots for Georgia. Fuck Georgia. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on August 13, 2018, 11:40:44 PM
Man, two walks offs, first vs cubs, then vs the cards. Snags is loving this...
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 14, 2018, 09:35:22 AM
Splooge, splooge. splooge....


I need a cigarette.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 14, 2018, 09:58:02 AM
The Braves are unstoppable now.  They have a Touki. 

Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on August 14, 2018, 10:28:13 AM
Splooge, splooge. splooge....


I need a cigarette.
This is the baseball thread, not the longsnapper thread.  Although the pic you posted in the ham and cheese thread was outfuckingstanding.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 15, 2018, 09:41:05 AM
Ronald Acuna, Jr. hit another first pitch, lead off homer.  6th homer in the last 5 games.  The Braves' announcers said that's very "Carpenter-like".  This 20 year old has 19 homers in only 67 games this year. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 15, 2018, 10:00:36 AM
Ronald Acuna, Jr. hit another first pitch, lead off homer.  6th homer in the last 5 games.  The Braves' announcers said that's very "Carpenter-like".  This 20 year old has 19 homers in only 67 games this year.
If we'd only had him 10 years ago...
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on August 15, 2018, 10:23:19 AM
If we'd only had him 10 years ago...
Then maybe Mini-Buzz would finally have a backpack.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: djsimp on August 15, 2018, 10:08:25 PM
Ronald Acuna, Jr. hit another first pitch, lead off homer.  6th homer in the last 5 games.  The Braves' announcers said that's very "Carpenter-like".  This 20 year old has 19 homers in only 67 games this year.
Apparently the Rays took exception and hit him on the first pitch. Looked pretty dirty to me.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Kaos on August 15, 2018, 11:08:13 PM
Apparently the Rays took exception and hit him on the first pitch. Looked pretty dirty to me.
The Marlins were pissed too.  
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: djsimp on August 16, 2018, 10:17:04 AM
The Marlins were pissed too. 
True. Rays, Marlins, same thing to me as far as MLB goes.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 16, 2018, 10:37:33 AM
Gained a lot of respect for Snitker after watching the melee on video. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on August 16, 2018, 10:46:44 AM
All we do it spy on Houston, hire Big Mac as a hitting coach, and maybe put deer antler spray in some salsa, but we're the cheaters?

Shit, the Marlins tried to kill a motherfucker.  When do I get to call GF's team a bunch of cheating fish?
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 16, 2018, 11:20:55 AM
All we do it spy on Houston, hire Big Mac as a hitting coach, and maybe put deer antler spray in some salsa, but we're the cheaters?

shoot, the Marlins tried to kill a motherfudgeer.  When do I get to call GF's team a bunch of cheating fish?
The day they hired Don Mattingly?
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 16, 2018, 11:33:12 AM
What I found funny was some of the comments from "Old school" players.  The game has apparently changed in that I heard several comments saying, (Para.) we wouldn't have strolled out there and pointed.  We'd a lit that mofo up. If you noticed, the only people that looked fired up enough to throw down were Snitker and first base coach, Eric Young.  The rest were milling around and basically not doing shit.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 16, 2018, 11:38:06 AM
What I found funny was some of the comments from "Old school" players.  The game has apparently changed in that I heard several comments saying, (Para.) we wouldn't have strolled out there and pointed.  We'd a lit that mofo up. If you noticed, the only people that looked fired up enough to throw down were Snitker and first base coach, Eric Young.  The rest were milling around and basically not doing shoot.
Yeah...unwritten rules and all.  I don't have a problem with the beaning in principle, but I say throw it right at his ass.  That one was destined to either break a rib or an elbow.  At least it wasn't at his head though...
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 16, 2018, 11:46:40 AM
Yeah...unwritten rules and all.  I don't have a problem with the beaning in principle, but I say throw it right at his ass.  That one was destined to either break a rib or an elbow.  At least it wasn't at his head though...
Ed Zachary.  And, as long as it's in retaliation for something.  Acuna has fun and knows he's a bad ass.  But, he hasn't done anything to diss the Marlins or anyone else.  He was just going all Carpenter with his lead off at-bats.  I think Uranus, or whatever his name is, just made a bad decision and took it upon himself to take him out.  Mattingly has to stand up for his players, so he didn't throw him under the bus.  But, he did put him out in the road.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 16, 2018, 12:02:31 PM
Keith Hernandez:

"He’s killing you,” Hernandez said. “You’ve lost three games. He’s hit three home runs. You’ve got to hit him. I’m sorry. People are not going to like that. You’ve got to hit him, knock him down. I mean, seriously knock him down if you don’t hit him. And you never throw at anybody’s head ... or neck. You hit them in the back, you hit them in the fanny.”

Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUTiger1 on August 16, 2018, 01:50:54 PM
I am so proud to see the Bravo's with a two game lead and growing!!  I feel the clinch any day now!  Yeah baby, yeah!


In other news, just four short years ago, the two worst teams in MLB today were playing for the ALCS........ 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 16, 2018, 02:48:42 PM
I am so proud to see the Bravo's with a two game lead and growing!!  I feel the clinch any day now!  Yeah baby, yeah!


In other news, just four short years ago, the two worst teams in MLB today were playing for the ALCS........
I gotcher magic number right here.

(https://pmchollywoodlife.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/chris-brown-crotch-grab-ftr.jpg?w=600) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwiZ7JGcnfLcAhWL0VMKHT2_BTUQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Fhollywoodlife.com%2F2013%2F03%2F09%2Fchris-brown-crotch-grab-paparazzi-rihanna%2F&psig=AOvVaw0dj8IqOYP947aYJ-24zlmK&ust=1534531412253476)
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUTiger1 on August 16, 2018, 02:53:38 PM
I gotcher magic number right here.

(https://pmchollywoodlife.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/chris-brown-crotch-grab-ftr.jpg?w=600) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwiZ7JGcnfLcAhWL0VMKHT2_BTUQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Fhollywoodlife.com%2F2013%2F03%2F09%2Fchris-brown-crotch-grab-paparazzi-rihanna%2F&psig=AOvVaw0dj8IqOYP947aYJ-24zlmK&ust=1534531412253476)
Look everyone!  He has learned how to post pictures.  Next thing you know he will learn how to post FaceBook videos and use the quote function when he copy de la pastas.  It's like watching your kids grow up or something.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: djsimp on August 18, 2018, 12:00:17 AM
Another 1-0 win against the PNC Pirates. Hamels goes 7 innings with 5 hits. Last two games, pitching has showed up. Lester gets his groove back and Hamels goes 3-0 has a Cub. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: djsimp on August 18, 2018, 12:10:14 AM
Cubs have the best winning percentage in the NL (.587) but I think 6th in MLB. NL seems to be much more competitive but at the same time the Yanks could be playing Wild Card with a .623. Crazy. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 18, 2018, 12:54:23 AM
And the Braves get run out of the gym.  0-2 at home against the Rockies.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on August 19, 2018, 10:41:57 AM
Cards caught the Brewcrew for the 2nd wildcard. Now sit 4 back from the cubs. Shildt moves to 20-10 as interim manager. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 19, 2018, 04:53:48 PM
I don't want to play anymore.  Is it football season yet?
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on August 20, 2018, 02:21:33 PM
So 6 weeks to go, and the NL is a logjam.

East:
Braves up on Philly by 1/2 game.

Central
Cubs up on Brewers by 3 1/2 and Cards by 4.

West:
Arizona up on Colorado by 1/2 game, and Dodgers by 2.

Wildcard:
Philly and Colorado virtually tied with Milwaukee, who are up 1/2 game on St Louis and 1 1/2 on the Dodgers.

Cards head to LA today for a 3 game set with the Dodgers and then the Rockies.

Cubs have a two game set at Detroit, then head home to take on the Reds.

Braves on the road at Pittsburgh and Miami this week.

If the Cards can win these next two series, that should put them in the lead in the Wild Card standings, and give them some breathing room on the Dodgers.  Cubs and Braves should be able to at least go 4-2 over the next 6.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 20, 2018, 04:25:54 PM
This is where the Schlubs lose 2 straight series...
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on August 20, 2018, 04:53:06 PM
This is where the Schlubs lose 2 straight series...
They will let St Louis get within a game, maybe 1 1/2, and then win something like 17 of 21.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 20, 2018, 07:17:08 PM
So happy the Braves get out of the ATL.  Still hanging in there and holding on to first, but a 4 game losing streak at home can't be a sign of good things to come.  It may be the grind is getting to these young guys that have never played a season this long.  May be just a cold streak.  Who knows?  But shit, don't bring me to verge of splooge and then get up and run out of the room.  
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 20, 2018, 10:41:59 PM
Like I said, thank God we got away from the ATL.  A 1-0 slugfest win in Pittsburgh.  87 men left on base again.  No exaggeration here when I say this is probably 8-10 times the Braves have brought up a minor league pitcher for their first start. Probably bodes well for the future, but damn, shouldn't you be set in your rotation at this point in the season?

Still in first place and still trying to find their way. Cards up early on the Dodgers in L.A.  Come on Birds. Beat that ass.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on August 21, 2018, 11:13:14 AM
Cards hit two HR in the 9th, win 5-3.  Carp hit his 34th, west coast deer antler spray salsa is the best.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 21, 2018, 11:50:56 AM
Cards hit two HR in the 9th, win 5-3.  Carp hit his 34th, west coast deer antler spray salsa is the best.
(http://cdn.sheknows.com/articles/2014/04/allParenting/salsa/salsa-i-heart-naptime-restaurant-style.jpg) (http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwj_mue9vv7cAhVJyVMKHRB4BggQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=http%3A%2F%2Fallparenting.com%2Fmy-table%2Farticles%2F970827%2Fthe-best-salsa-recipes&psig=AOvVaw30J7GeqNB1Lqs0_kXdu0bk&ust=1534952670651982)
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on August 21, 2018, 02:47:14 PM
After the movement the Nats did today, Snags is a happy man.  Down to a two team race in the east.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 21, 2018, 02:48:45 PM
After the movement the Nats did today, Snags is a happy man.  Down to a two team race in the east.
Braves are a shoe in now.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on August 21, 2018, 02:51:07 PM
Braves are a shoe in now.
They are going to curb stomp the d-backs in the NLCS.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 21, 2018, 03:20:11 PM
So, the Cubs and Cards picked up two nice additions in exchange for a Single A prospect and a little cash...and the Braves are now a shoe-in for the title? 

Yeah, I follow that logic.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 21, 2018, 10:42:44 PM
Two games on the road and 1 run allowed, total.  Series win at Pittsburgh.  But tomorrow may be a different story.  The Pirate pitcher, forget his name, has only allowed 3 runs in his last 37 innings.  I'll take 2 of 3 in every series. 

Buzz is prophetic as the Tigers take game 1 from the Baby Bears. Cards just getting started in L.A. 

The Indians have been whipping my bandwagon Red Sox.  They've fucking turned it on since the All Star break and torched their division.  Definitely a team to watch. 

AU1's Orioles are...wait.....:rofl:
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on August 22, 2018, 09:37:52 AM
AU1's Orioles are...wait.....:rofl:
He will cut a bitch.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 22, 2018, 09:57:41 AM
He will cut a bitch.
He won't cut a bitch, but his beard is glorious.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 23, 2018, 12:27:12 AM
Quick update.  Of course, I only come here when the Braves win. Otherwise, I have other shit to do.  Yep, they sweep the Pirates in a 3 game set.  On the road.  Helps to offset the 4 game raping the Rockies put on them...and didn't even call any of the mornings after.  3 games up on the Phillies after the Nats came back in the 9th.

Cubs bitch slapped the Tigers 8-2.  Currently sit 3 up on the Cards and Beer Makers.  Birds are down 1 in the 7th at the Dodgers as I type.  On a pitcher's note, which is what I did for my entire baseball "career".  Flaherty looks awesome.  But, if Jar was watching, he also saw Molina giving this kid instructions on getting on top of his breaking pitches and not letting them flatten out.  Dude is behind the plate and showing the pitcher how to grip and release the ball.  Are you kidding me???  HOF!!!!! 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: CCTAU on August 23, 2018, 12:57:09 AM
Quick update.  Of course, I only come here when the Braves win. Otherwise, I have other shit to do.  Yep, they sweep the Pirates in a 3 game set.  On the road.  Helps to offset the 4 game raping the Rockies put on them...and didn't even call any of the mornings after.
Braves pitching guys from all levels. Never heard of some of these.

The future is bright!
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on August 23, 2018, 10:58:35 AM
On a pitcher's note, which is what I did for my entire baseball "career".  Flaherty looks awesome.  But, if Jar was watching, he also saw Molina giving this kid instructions on getting on top of his breaking pitches and not letting them flatten out.  Dude is behind the plate and showing the pitcher how to grip and release the ball.  Are you kidding me???  HOF!!!!!
I look at the Cards starting 5 during this run they are on:

Flaherty - Called up in September 2017, but this is is first full year.
Poncedeleon - Rookie
Gomber - Rookie
Gant - 3rd year (he was a rookie in 2016 with Atlanta - Traded to STL for Jamie Garcia)
Mikolas - Only real vet in the starting 5, but he hadn't pitched in the majors since 2014.

Yeah, you don't go on a run like the cards have with those 5 guys without a HOF at catcher.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUTiger1 on August 23, 2018, 12:31:35 PM
Bravos with that 3 game lead.  I nailed it.  I told y'all the Philly slide was on and the Bravos were going to reap the benefits!  WHOOO!  Might as well say they have clinched.  
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 23, 2018, 02:04:53 PM
Bravos with that 3 game lead.  I nailed it.  I told y'all the Philly slide was on and the Bravos were going to reap the benefits!  WHOOO!  Might as well say they have clinched. 
I just hope they have enough in the tank to slap the Cards in the NLCS
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on August 23, 2018, 02:08:26 PM
I just hope they have enough in the tank to slap the Cards in the NLCS
Says the guy whose team has an insurmountable lead in the Central.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUTiger1 on August 23, 2018, 02:36:06 PM
I'm hoping for a Cubbie and Bravos NLCS. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 23, 2018, 02:40:08 PM
I'm hoping for a Cubbie and Bravos NLCS.
If your beard wasn't so glorious, I would slap you in the sternum.  Hard!
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on August 23, 2018, 04:15:08 PM
I'm hoping for a Cubbie and Bravos NLCS.
This is going to happen. And the Braves are so good, they will win in 3. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 23, 2018, 04:26:13 PM
This is going to happen. And the Braves are so good, they will win in 3.
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/190/179/1319395804001.jpg) (https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/190179-bitch-please)
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 23, 2018, 05:05:20 PM
Says the guy whose team has an insurmountable lead in the Central.
I didn't realize there were just 2 days left in the season.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 23, 2018, 11:57:36 PM
Braves blank the Fish 5-0. Damn good pitching the last 4.  Phillies keep pace with a shutout over the Nats.  Cub's take Cincy's lunch money. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: CCTAU on August 24, 2018, 09:08:20 AM
Braves blank the Fish 5-0. Damn good pitching the last 4.  Phillies keep pace with a shutout over the Nats.  Cub's take Cincy's lunch money.
Not even gonna mention that the damn fish tried to take out Acuna AGAIN!

Another HR by Acuna and another ball thrown at him!

Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on August 27, 2018, 03:43:31 PM
Going 5-1 on a road trip, and losing 1.5 games to the Cubs is goddamn depressing.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 27, 2018, 04:11:03 PM
Going 5-1 on a road trip, and losing 1.5 games to the Cubs is goddamn depressing.
No worries.  The Cards got this.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on August 27, 2018, 04:24:22 PM
No worries.  The Cards got this.
I loathe you.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 28, 2018, 09:44:08 AM
No worries.  The Cards got this.
What he said^^^
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: ssgaufan on August 28, 2018, 11:49:09 AM
What he said^^^
Stay out of this Buzz.  Your Cubbies are on fire!  Ain't nothing keeping them from another championship!
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 28, 2018, 12:05:26 PM
The reverse karma flying around this place is making me dizzy.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on August 28, 2018, 03:36:19 PM
The reverse karma flying around this place is making me dizzy.
We can still say Fuck Georgia, right?
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 28, 2018, 03:37:49 PM
We can still say Fuck Georgia, right?
It should be said more than Happy Birthday is sung.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on August 28, 2018, 03:56:00 PM
It should be said more than Happy Birthday is sung.
Everytime I hear Sweet Home Alabama, I always sing the Auburn version, and have to remember to censor myself if I'm around my kids.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 28, 2018, 04:17:14 PM
Everytime I hear Sweet Home Alabama, I always sing the Auburn version, and have to remember to censor myself if I'm around my kids.
We were on a cruise one time and the band played SHA.  We had a big group of family and friends, all Auburn peeps.  Screamed the AU version of it.  They loved us.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 28, 2018, 11:12:08 PM
Tight games tonight.  Cubbies locked up with Jacob DeGrom in a 1-1 tie.  Cards holding on to a lead over the Buccos.  Brew Crew lose.

Wasn't happy that the Braves had the Rays coming in.  8 game winning streak and having recently swept a 4 game series from my bandwagon Red Sox.  But the Bravos answered the call with a 9-5 win.  Nats beat the Phillies, so the Braves are up by 4 1/2.  I laughed when the Braves announcers sarcastically said the magic number is 27.  We're so close.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on August 29, 2018, 08:19:08 AM
Cards ending up winning, as did the Cubs.  Still 4 back, but +1.5 in the WC.

Removed the interim tag from the manager yesterday.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 29, 2018, 09:57:12 AM
Cards ending up winning, as did the Cubs.  Still 4 back, but +1.5 in the WC.

Removed the interim tag from the manager yesterday.
Like I said. It's in the bag.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 29, 2018, 10:38:45 AM
Cards ending up winning, as did the Cubs.  Still 4 back, but +1.5 in the WC.

Removed the interim tag from the manager yesterday.
Smart move
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUTiger1 on August 29, 2018, 10:54:33 AM
4.5 game lead those Bravos have.......Clinch baby, Clinch!
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 29, 2018, 11:00:59 AM
4.5 game lead those Bravos have.......Clinch baby, Clinch!
27
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: djsimp on August 29, 2018, 11:27:39 AM
Cards ending up winning, as did the Cubs.  Still 4 back, but +1.5 in the WC.

Removed the interim tag from the manager yesterday.
Rain delay in the 10th with Cubs/Mets. Will finish up today at 12 then have their night game later. Pretty good pitching duel b/w deGrom and Hamels.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 29, 2018, 02:32:39 PM
Rain delay in the 10th with Cubs/Mets. Will finish up today at 12 then have their night game later. Pretty good pitching duel b/w deGrom and Hamels.
I gotta say Hamels has surprised me.  Hopefully he can keep this up for a couple more months.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUTiger1 on August 29, 2018, 03:29:12 PM
27
I have no idea what you are talking about......I'm gonna cut your ass at the next tailgate!
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 29, 2018, 03:48:00 PM
I have no idea what you are talking about......I'm gonna cut your ass at the next tailgate!
27 is Braves magic number to clinch....I'll hit you so hard, your kids will be born dizzy.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on August 29, 2018, 05:19:05 PM
Smart move
I feel like it's saying I love you on the first date.  And if the resident Cubs fan thinks it's a good move, it can't be good.

Cubs/Braves in the NLCS...
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 29, 2018, 05:24:44 PM
Phillies/Cards will be a classic. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: djsimp on August 29, 2018, 05:43:48 PM
I gotta say Hamels has surprised me.  Hopefully he can keep this up for a couple more months.
Agreed. In his 6 games in a Cubs uni he is pitching like a 0.77....at least thats what Ron Coomer says.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 05, 2018, 04:07:18 PM
Well, that Boston series went well, I think.  Blowing a 6 run lead is not that embarrassing.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: ssgaufan on September 05, 2018, 05:08:33 PM
The BoSox need to get the fook out of Atlanta. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: djsimp on September 05, 2018, 06:03:40 PM
The Cubs aren't doing any better with their series with the Brewskies.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Kaos on September 05, 2018, 11:49:47 PM
Well, that Boston series went well, I think.  Blowing a 6 run lead is not that embarrassing.
Went to all three games. 

Boston may be the best baseball team I’ve ever seen. No huge stars. No household names.  Fundamentally sound top to bottom.  Business-like. Confident.  Every out is a tough out. 

Atlanta doesn’t have the bullpen to hang in. In all three game the starting pitching was adequate.  But Boston destroyed the relief staff.

Tua Tussiant no hit Boston  for four innings Monday.  Then he got tagged for three runs and came out.  Atlanta cut it to 3-2 and then relievers that constantly pitched from behind in the count gagged up five runs over the last two innings.  Atlanta left the bases loaded 17 times. 

On Tuesday, Newcomb started and struggled with control.  He still had a lead after four, but as soon as he got pulled in the fifth (with runners on) the bullpen promptly gave up hits and runs.  Some other awful pitcher hacked up two more runs in the sixth. 

Today, Fuzzywitz (or whatever) was rolling along.  Went six innings, looked good.  Held Boston to two hits and struck out five.  Atlanta bats staked him to a 7-1 lead.  And then, I guess because the Atlanta coaching staff thought they had it in the bag, they pulled him. 

Biddle scraped through one inning, but they pulled him and put in some asshole named Winkler.  That sack of shit (and I love the Red Sox) gave up four hits and four runs.  Venters came in and puked up two more runs. Brach surrendered two hits and got one out. And then Minter.  He finally stopped the bleeding with the game tied.  Part of the Atlanta disaster was a garbage effort from some putz in right field (I think it was Duvall, might have been Adams) who half-assed dove at a ball he should have probably caught and then pulled up short and flinched at one that should have been a routine out (and would have killed the six-run rally). 

Freddie Freeman comes off the bench and with two outs launches one into the seats.  Atlanta back on top 8-7. Braves saved!!!

Nope. Good lord.  Minter pitching in the top of the ninth.  Got two outs around a Beninintendo single and then grooved one to a 37-year old guy who got called up on Tuesday, hadn't played in a major league game since 2017 and scuffled through the minors all season.  Brandon Phillips deposited Minter's pitch in the bleachers. Boston leapfrogs ahead 9-8.  Cue Kimbrell (who isn't as dominant as he has been but was good enough today). Sox sweep.

Atlanta's bullpen was atrocious.  Constantly struggling with 3-0 and 3-1 counts.  Passing out hits and RBIs like candy.  As much as I'd like to see a Braves-Sox World Series, the Bravos aren't ready for prime time yet. 

Duvall or Adams (whichever it was) needs to be benched.  Henry Winkler needs to be flogged in the middle of Suntrust Square.

I did, however:

1) Get to see Acuna lead off a game with a home run. That was special.
2) See Freeman punish a ball
3) See one of the biggest comebacks in Red Sox history, the biggest of 2018 for sure
4) See what I consider to be one of the best teams in recent history
5) Watch that old Phillips guy write a feel-good story

SunTrust Plaza/Park or whatever they're calling it is pretty nice.  Ate at two of the restaurants down there over the three days.  No real wait.  Good food. Good service.  Getting in and out was a breeze, traffic was well managed.

If I had any complaint it's that the concessions in the stadium are pretty underwhelming.  There are a couple of nice amenities -- the little convenience store with bottled drinks, some small souvenirs, susih, ice cream and other junk -- is a nice touch.  I still think Turner Field did a much better job with concessions and also the clubhouse store. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on September 06, 2018, 10:08:14 AM
Baseball seems so much better when the Brewers lose.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 06, 2018, 10:16:00 AM
It's gettin' real, folks.  A little over 20 games to go for err'body.

Red Sox are 9.5 up on the Yank Me's.  Indians have just crushed it in the 2nd half and are cruising down the stretch with a 16 game lead.  Astros holding a 3.5 game lead on the A's.

Braves are up 3 on the Phillies despite a 3 game spanking by the Sox.  Cubbies up 4 on the Beer Makers and 4.5 on the Red Birds.  Rockies are up 1.5 and 2 on the Dodgers and Snakes respectively. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Kaos on September 06, 2018, 06:04:22 PM
Can I just add to my long post about which nobody gives a damn, that I was surprised to see so many Red Sox fans at the game.  I'd say the crowd was split almost 50/50 with cheers for Boston often drowning out those for Atlanta.   

In addition, I encountered my first real gaggle of Georgia fans.  What a pack of assholes.  Loud, ignorant, douchebags.  

This one idiot kept calling everybody on the field and in the stands a faggot.  Then when he stood up to leave he was wearing salmon colored tight jeans, rolled at the ankle, loafers with no socks, a tight short-sleeve dark-colored button down shirt with some small little pink pictures or something and aviator Ray Bans.  His hair and face looked like Shepherd Smith.  This is the same guy who kept talking with his bros about the War Tampons and how they showed our asses in the SEC Championship game.  

The entire lot of them -- which included a fat older guy in a visor and three or four douche-bros -- had absolutely zero baseball knowledge and continually spouted crap that was demonstrably false (as in just look at the scoreboard).  I wanted to throat punch all of them. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 06, 2018, 08:53:11 PM
Can I just add to my long post about which nobody gives a damn, that I was surprised to see so many Red Sox fans at the game.  I'd say the crowd was split almost 50/50 with cheers for Boston often drowning out those for Atlanta. 

In addition, I encountered my first real gaggle of Georgia fans.  What a pack of assholes.  Loud, ignorant, douchebags. 

This one idiot kept calling everybody on the field and in the stands a faggot.  Then when he stood up to leave he was wearing salmon colored tight jeans, rolled at the ankle, loafers with no socks, a tight short-sleeve dark-colored button down shirt with some small little pink pictures or something and aviator Ray Bans.  His hair and face looked like Shepherd Smith.  This is the same guy who kept talking with his bros about the War Tampons and how they showed our asses in the SEC Championship game. 

The entire lot of them -- which included a fat older guy in a visor and three or four douche-bros -- had absolutely zero baseball knowledge and continually spouted crap that was demonstrably false (as in just look at the scoreboard).  I wanted to throat punch all of them.
Your words ring true.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on September 07, 2018, 11:27:43 AM
Your words ring true.
Fuck Georgia.  Twice.  With a bag of aids infected dicks.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 07, 2018, 11:29:29 AM
Fuck Georgia.  Twice.  With a bag of aids infected dicks.
I heart you.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 12, 2018, 10:45:45 PM
Alright Red Birds.  This is not talking shit.  But, I'm getting tired of you not handling your bidnezz when the opportunity is there.  The Brew Crew is making life miserable for the Cubbies, and you keep letting the Buccos take your lunch money.  Currently, the Brewers are up on the Cubs in the 8th and the Pirates already took care of the Cards today.  You have had the chance to have 3 teams all within ONE game of each other with about 15 to play. 

Most entertaining division in baseball.  Do your part, Birds.  I want a one game playoff.  Time to turn it on!!!!
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 13, 2018, 09:25:40 AM
Alright Red Birds.  This is not talking shoot.  But, I'm getting tired of you not handling your bidnezz when the opportunity is there.  The Brew Crew is making life miserable for the Cubbies, and you keep letting the Buccos take your lunch money.  Currently, the Brewers are up on the Cubs in the 8th and the Pirates already took care of the Cards today.  You have had the chance to have 3 teams all within ONE game of each other with about 15 to play.

Most entertaining division in baseball.  Do your part, Birds.  I want a one game playoff.  Time to turn it on!!!!
You shut your dirty whorish mouth
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on September 13, 2018, 10:53:31 AM
You shut your dirty whorish mouth
They tried Snags, but yesterday, Matt Carpenter's Secret Salsa went on sale all over the area at local grocery stores.  They are fucked.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 13, 2018, 11:18:23 AM
They tried Snags, but yesterday, Matt Carpenter's Secret Salsa went on sale all over the area at local grocery stores.  They are fucked.
I might want to try a little of that salsa.  I'm tired of taking 3 Nugenix horse pills every morning.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 13, 2018, 02:03:18 PM
I might want to try a little of that salsa.  I'm tired of taking 3 Nugenix horse pills every morning.
I heard the horse viagra is better than the human stuff.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 13, 2018, 08:04:36 PM
Tonight, I'm a Cubbies fan.  (Just for tonight)  They went down to D.C, for a single make up game and beat the Nats in 10.  That extra 1/2 game is huge since the Nationals come to the ATL tomorrow. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 14, 2018, 09:12:14 AM
Tonight, I'm a Cubbies fan.  (Just for tonight)  They went down to D.C, for a single make up game and beat the Nats in 10.  That extra 1/2 game is huge since the Nationals come to the ATL tomorrow.
You're ok in my book again for now.  

Oh, and fuck georgia!
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 14, 2018, 12:08:35 PM
You're ok in my book again for now. 

Oh, and fuck georgia!
Solid post.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 18, 2018, 09:36:09 AM
So we jump out to a 7 1/2 game lead with a couple of weeks to play.....aaaaannnd promptly lose 3 in a row.  We have a 10 game home stand and have dropped 3 of the first 4.  We're having to rely on the Mets and Marlins to maintain our lead.  This is some serious :facepalm: shit.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on September 18, 2018, 09:46:17 AM
Hey, I'm only rooting against you guys today and tomorrow.

But hey, at least Harrison Bader didn't go to Fuck Georgia.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on September 19, 2018, 02:02:22 PM
Damn, Snags, next time, let me know you are going to bust out the whupping stick on us.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 19, 2018, 02:11:54 PM
Damn, Snags, next time, let me know you are going to bust out the whupping stick on us.
Whupping sticks?  It's 5-2 in the 6th and we're just trying salvage anything we can out of this series.  If we blow this division this late in the season, I'm going to disavow all ATL teams and find another city to root for.  I hear Miami is nice this time of year.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 19, 2018, 02:21:41 PM
Whupping sticks?  It's 5-2 in the 6th and we're just trying salvage anything we can out of this series.  If we blow this division this late in the season, I'm going to disavow all ATL teams and find another city to root for.  I hear Miami is nice this time of year.
At least you can find tickets on the cheap.

(https://img.washingtonpost.com/wp-apps/imrs.php?src=https://img.washingtonpost.com/blogs/early-lead/files/2016/05/miamimarlins.jpg&w=480)
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 19, 2018, 03:35:08 PM
7-3.  Finally got a win.  Jeez, this is going to be a long last 10 games.  I just want to win the division. I honestly don't care what happens in the playoffs because we've shown we don't match up with the Cubs/Brewers/Dodgers etc.   
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: CCTAU on September 19, 2018, 04:08:57 PM
7-3.  Finally got a win.  Jeez, this is going to be a long last 10 games.  I just want to win the division. I honestly don't care what happens in the playoffs because we've shown we don't match up with the Cubs/Brewers/Dodgers etc. 
Got the Phillies coming in. It would be nice to jump on that and #themtoo!
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 19, 2018, 04:18:51 PM
Got the Phillies coming in. It would be nice to jump on that and #themtoo!
Magic number is 6 and could go down to 5 if the Mets take one from the Phillies tonight.  If they can take 2 of 3 against the ponies, I'll start to believe. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 21, 2018, 12:06:23 AM
Bravos took care of business 8-3 against the Phillies to drop the magic number to 4.  They play the last 3 of the regular season at Sun Trust against the Ponies.  I'll settle for a split in the series, which would mean one Braves win and one Phillies loss after that seals the division.  Need 1 of the next 3. 

In other news, the Cubbies play the White Sox and one would assume they'll handle their bidnezz in that series.  So, the Wild Card in the NL comes down to the Brewers and Cards.  The Rockies and Snakes are behind them.  Brewers at 87-66 and the Cards at 84-69, both with 9 to play.

The Brew Crew is on the road to a decent Pirates club while the Red Birds host the lowly Giants.  Let's say the Cards take 2 of 3 and the Brewers lose 2 of 3.  Holy shit, what a 6 game finish.  I'm pulling for it.

Honestly, if all 3 of our teams somehow make it in.....wow!!!!!!!
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on September 21, 2018, 07:39:04 AM
Then you are going to love next week, Snags. After the series vs the Giants, 3 vs Brewers, 3 at Cubs. 

And that’s why I think Cards won’t make it. That’s a hard last 6 games. 

Rockies:  3 vs Dbacks, 4 vs Philly, 3 vs Nats

Rockies have a much easier road. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 21, 2018, 09:04:47 AM
I'm rooting for 3 Central teams to make the playoffs.  That would be historic.  Would that be historic?
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on September 21, 2018, 09:50:13 AM
I'm rooting for 3 Central teams to make the playoffs.  That would be historic.  Would that be historic?
Cubs, Brewers, and Pirates?

You sick fuck.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 21, 2018, 11:31:00 PM
Braves got the win I wanted to knock it down to 2 as the magic number with 8 to play.  Hold my breath and wait it out. 

White Sox pounded the Cubbies.  Brew Crew up 7-3 on the Buccos while the Cards and Giants are locked 3-3.  Not what I was looking for in the Central.  Cards need to pull that one out to keep pace.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 23, 2018, 01:22:08 AM
Sorry, but despite feeling like a loss after a 34-3 Auburn win, I'm celebrating a Bravos division victory.  Look, I've said it several times.  We've proven we don't match up with the big boys.  So, I expect an early post season exit.  That's fine.  As I said prior to the season, even top management was saying this year was only about finding out what young guys would be part of the plan going forward.  Kudos to Snitker.  Manager of the Year, Hands down.

Now, I beg to differ with Jar on the importance of the race in the NL Central.  The 2nd place team will absolutely win the WC.  With 7 games to play, the Brew Crew holds a 2 game lead on the Cards.  Cubs are in regardless. 

Gawt Damn It, Come on Cards.  Win out.  Cubs/Cards/Braves/Dodgers gives me wood.  Fuck the Brewers.

Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 23, 2018, 11:06:30 PM
I posted the above without looking at the schedule.  Brewers come to St. Louis for 3 with a 2 game lead?  Are you fucking serious? This could be epic.  It's right there in front of you.  6 games to play for everybody. 

This is absolutely my favorite time of the year.  College football getting in full swing.  MLB races winding down and getting exciting.  NFL (Yeah, I know) getting cranked up. 

Just need the temp to drop below 96 every day and it will be 100% better.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Token on September 24, 2018, 11:22:43 AM
The bravos have proven me wrong.  I sincerely believed they would tank the organization getting rid of the young team they built a few years ago.  They made some bad expenditures with Uggla and the brothers who sucked up the outfield.  They dumped contracts, dumped great young talent, dumped a stadium in a shitty part of town and upgraded on all fronts.  The stadium and area around it is fantastic.  The young talent they have in the field of play is incredible.  The farm system has worked beautifully.  


BUT....they are going to have to buy the arms.  Pitching will get Atlanta beat in any 7 game series they play.  Starters are above average but the bullpen is garbage.  
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 24, 2018, 01:31:25 PM
The bravos have proven me wrong.  I sincerely believed they would tank the organization getting rid of the young team they built a few years ago.  They made some bad expenditures with Uggla and the brothers who sucked up the outfield.  They dumped contracts, dumped great young talent, dumped a stadium in a shitty part of town and upgraded on all fronts.  The stadium and area around it is fantastic.  The young talent they have in the field of play is incredible.  The farm system has worked beautifully. 


BUT....they are going to have to buy the arms.  Pitching will get Atlanta beat in any 7 game series they play.  Starters are above average but the bullpen is garbage. 
Several things happened.  Freeman stayed healthy and had the type year he should every year.  Markakis had a career year. Off the charts.  And, the young guns of Acuna,Jr. Albies and Camargo exceeded all expectations.  Spot on with the pitching.  Above average at best, but kept them in the game all season long.  If I was handling the "tweaking" in the off season, I'd find two legit starters, as you said.  And I'd probably package Swanson with some farm talent to go get a big time bat. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on September 24, 2018, 05:19:50 PM
https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2797298-mlb-playoff-picture-2018-bracket-odds-wild-card-standings-entering-last-week (https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2797298-mlb-playoff-picture-2018-bracket-odds-wild-card-standings-entering-last-week)


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So let's take a closer look at the remaining schedules for each of those five teams:
  • CHC: vs. PIT (4), vs. STL (3)
  • MIL: at STL (3), vs. DET (3)
  • STL: vs. MIL (3), at CHC (3)
  • LAD: at ARI (3), at SF (3)
  • COL: vs. PHI (4), vs. WAS (3)
And here's a look at how each team has performed in September, to give an idea of their momentum:
  • CHC: 12-9 (+5 RD)
  • MIL: 13-7 (+43 RD)
  • STL: 11-10 (+8 RD)
  • LAD: 14-7 (+47 RD)
  • COL: 13-8 (+22 RD)
The Cardinals have the toughest road ahead as they face off against the Cubs and Brewers. That also means they control their own destiny to some degree, as a big final week could vault them into the division lead.

The Rockies might actually have the most favorable remaining schedule with series against a pair of non-contenders at home, but they're at an obvious disadvantage with a 1.5-game deficit to bridge in both the wild-card race and the NL West standings.



Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 24, 2018, 06:29:51 PM
The Cards send Jack Flaherty to the bump tonight. RHP who has a 1.00 ERA against the Brewers in 18 innings this year.

Milwaukee counters with Dan Jennings, a lefty making his first career start after 300 plus appearances out of the bullpen.

Seems like a strange move but wasn't it the Brewers doing a pitch by committee dealio where they run somebody new out every couple of innings.  Or was that someone else?  Either way, you have to like the initial match up. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on September 24, 2018, 06:38:11 PM
I thought that too, Snags.  Guess they figure they have a 4 game lead for the WC, and if they can just go .500, they will have a game at home.  Maybe they are just resting someone?
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 24, 2018, 07:00:02 PM
I thought that too, Snags.  Guess they figure they have a 4 game lead for the WC, and if they can just go .500, they will have a game at home.  Maybe they are just resting someone?
Okay, clue me in here.  The standings I just checked have the NL wild card down to 3 teams.

1. Brewers
2. Cards -2
3. Rockies  -3.5

You have 3 with the Brewers at home and 3 in Murderville.  What am I missing?
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on September 24, 2018, 07:03:46 PM
Okay, clue me in here.  The standings I just checked have the NL wild card down to 3 teams.

1. Brewers
2. Cards -2
3. Rockies  -3.5

You have 3 with the Brewers at home and 3 in Murderville.  What am I missing?
Meaning the Brewers.  They are 4 (well, 3.5) games up on the Rockies.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 24, 2018, 07:22:25 PM
Meaning the Brewers.  They are 4 (well, 3.5) games up on the Rockies.
Still not following, Big Dan.  They're only 2 up on you guys.  Take the first 2 at home and you're tied for the WC lead, their organization goes into panic mode and the players start drinking heavily and popping anti-depressants like tic-tacs and Craig Counsell decides to try and fix things by having his hitters employ his old hitting style.  It will be epic.

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/93/b4/9a/93b49a1ae61730dc0075357f430eb999.jpg) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwi6hsH84tTdAhVl5oMKHQDyDzcQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com%2Fpin%2F563653709591264070%2F&psig=AOvVaw2sFsW7GAkwI3LtxwHeSRII&ust=1537917408885073)
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on September 24, 2018, 07:28:40 PM
Still not following, Big Dan.  They're only 2 up on you guys.  Take the first 2 at home and you're tied for the WC lead, their organization goes into panic mode and the players start drinking heavily and popping anti-depressants like tic-tacs and Craig Counsell decides to try and fix things by having his hitters employ his old hitting style.  It will be epic.

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/93/b4/9a/93b49a1ae61730dc0075357f430eb999.jpg) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwi6hsH84tTdAhVl5oMKHQDyDzcQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com%2Fpin%2F563653709591264070%2F&psig=AOvVaw2sFsW7GAkwI3LtxwHeSRII&ust=1537917408885073)
They are 3.5 up on the Rockies.  I errored when I said 4 games up.  I should have said 3.5.  Meaning if they (the Brewers) just go .500, they are in.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on September 24, 2018, 07:29:23 PM
Math is hard.  Can we just say Fuck Georgia?
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on September 25, 2018, 09:14:34 AM
Fuck fuck fuck
Motha motha fuck motha motha fuck fuck
Motha fuck motha fuck
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 25, 2018, 09:41:51 AM
Okay, that didn't go well. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on September 25, 2018, 10:34:46 AM
Bud Norris can lick my nut sack.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 25, 2018, 10:56:00 AM
fudge fudge fudge
Motha motha fudge motha motha fudge fudge
Motha fudge motha fudge
That's a crazy Haiku
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 25, 2018, 11:34:52 PM
Shit is getting real in a different way now.  First off, sorry Jar but screw your Birds for letting me down.  You're letting Milwaukee come to your house and steal your lunch money.  I wanted a Braves, Cards, Cubs, Whoever playoffs.  Frick!

Now, down to bidnezz.  As I type, the Cubs are getting shut out by the Pirates.  The Brewers are hammering the aforementioned Birds late.  If this holds up, and it looks like it will, tomorrow will find the Cubs up only a half game on Milwaukee with 4 to play.

The Dodgers are playing the downtrodden D'Backs and should hold on to the division.  But, if the Baby Bears don't get that shit together, they might get overtaken by the Rockies.  Meaning, it's still a very real, miniscule as it might be, possibility the Cubs don't make the playoffs.

Wow!!!
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on September 26, 2018, 12:31:22 AM
I blame Gus for the Cardinals collapse.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 26, 2018, 10:05:33 AM
I blame Gus for the Cardinals collapse.
He's meddling in the pitching rotation again.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 26, 2018, 10:32:50 AM
I blame Gus for the Cardinals collapse.
He must be in the Clark suit now.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on September 26, 2018, 10:46:40 AM
I maintain that baseball is much more fun when the Brewers are mediocre.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 26, 2018, 10:05:15 PM
Pitching is my thing.  It was what I was sort of semi-decent at throughout my "career".  As boring as this would be to 99.875% of the population, I love watching a great pitching performance.  Yeah, I love watching wall bangers and roid rage home runs.  But, watching someone who has complete control of where a pitch will go, how fast or slow it will go there and knowing why you're throwing that pitch to that particular batter in that situation, is frickin' awesome to me.

My Bravos got embarrassed tonight by maybe the best in the game right now, Jacob deGrom.  He gave up a couple of early hits, then set down 20 in a row.  TWENTY major league hitters.  And he toyed with them.  97-99 fast ball.  Perfectly located breaking pitches at 82-84.  Threw that Greg Maddox back up pitch all night that starts a foot off the plate and cuts back into the strike zone after hitters have given up on it.  He's 10-9 with about a 1.30 ERA.  He'll win the Cy Young because voters recognize what a shitty team he plays for.  Perfect example.  His ERA is right at 1.00 against the Braves.  He's 1-5.  You tell me.

Give me deGrom, Kershaw, Scherzer, Verlander, Kluber etc. I'll watch that shit all day. 
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Post by: AUJarhead on September 27, 2018, 09:40:51 AM
So the Brewers celebrate on the field at Busch, and Cards are now 1 1/2 out.  Bad when you have to put your faith in the Phillies today, and then the Nats over the weekend.

On the plus side, I swiped right and ended up meeting Nook for dinner at Lambeau Field.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 27, 2018, 09:44:28 AM
So the Brewers celebrate on the field at Busch, and Cards are now 1 1/2 out.  Bad when you have to put your faith in the Phillies today, and then the Nats over the weekend.

On the plus side, I swiped right and ended up meeting Nook for dinner at Lambeau Field.
Lambeau Field is in Oregon?
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Post by: AUJarhead on September 27, 2018, 09:53:34 AM
Lambeau Field is in Oregon?
St Louis.  He was in town.
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Post by: Buzz Killington on September 27, 2018, 09:54:47 AM
This last weekend is going to be interesting.  Do the Cards mail it in or do they take pride in putting the Cubs into the WC game?  
Will Green Bay ever be the same?
Will Snaggs put his collie molesting days behind him?
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Post by: AUJarhead on September 27, 2018, 09:59:56 AM
This last weekend is going to be interesting.  Do the Cards mail it in or do they take pride in putting the Cubs into the WC game? 
Will Green Bay ever be the same?
Will Snaggs put his collie molesting days behind him?
Yes and No.
No.
Hell No.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on September 27, 2018, 10:33:54 AM
This last weekend is going to be interesting.  Do the Cards mail it in or do they take pride in putting the Cubs into the WC game? 
Will Green Bay ever be the same?
Will Snaggs put his collie molesting days behind him?
A Collie goes to Washington

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Post by: djsimp on September 28, 2018, 06:13:04 PM
These net two days will be fun to watch unfold in the NL. Brewers, however have the easiest remaining imo. 
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Post by: Snaggletiger on September 29, 2018, 01:12:06 AM
These net two days will be fun to watch unfold in the NL. Brewers, however have the easiest remaining imo.
Over.  The Brew Crew won and the Cards submitted like a  12 year old Bama fan to her Uncle. 
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Post by: AUJarhead on September 30, 2018, 12:12:35 AM
Meh, they choked hard the past week.  Maybe we can win tomorrow and force the Cubs into the Wild Card.

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Post by: Buzz Killington on October 01, 2018, 09:10:02 AM
I blame Gus.  My fucking nerves will be wracked today at noon.  
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Post by: djsimp on October 01, 2018, 09:41:37 AM
I blame Gus.  My fucking nerves will be wracked today at noon. 
Should make for an interesting lunch hour or three.
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Post by: djsimp on October 01, 2018, 04:38:52 PM
That was one suck-ass lunch break.
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Post by: chinook on October 01, 2018, 04:58:36 PM

NL
East - Braves
Central - Brewers
West - Dodgers
WC1 - Cubs
WC2 - Rockies

NLCS - Dodgers/Brewers
NL Champ - Dodgers in 6

AL
East - Yankees
Central - Indians
West - Astros
WC1 - Red Soxs
WC2 - Angels

ALCS - Indians/Yankees
AL Champ - Indians in 5

WS Winner - Dodgers in 6
 so far my NL predictions were legit.

AL swap the East and missed the Angels.  

come on Dodgers!!!!
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Post by: Kaos on October 01, 2018, 05:11:48 PM
so far my NL predictions were legit.

AL swap the East and missed the Angels. 

come on Dodgers!!!!
The Dodgers may roll merrily through the gates of hell. 
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Post by: Token on October 01, 2018, 11:45:53 PM
Yay. Braves get to see Clayton Kershaw twice then watch the NLCS from home. 
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Post by: Buzz Killington on October 02, 2018, 09:47:21 AM
Fuck the Brewers.  That is all.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on October 02, 2018, 05:26:57 PM
This one game, winner take all format is stoopid.  After 162 games and fighting like hell to either win the division or get a WC spot, you play one game.  At the very least, make it a 2 out of 3 and the division winners get a few days rest as a reward for taking the division.
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Post by: chinook on October 02, 2018, 05:49:27 PM
This one game, winner take all format is stoopid.  After 162 games and fighting like hell to either win the division or get a WC spot, you play one game.  At the very least, make it a 2 out of 3 and the division winners get a few days rest as a reward for taking the division.
it's called Wild card Bro.
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Post by: Token on October 02, 2018, 11:33:59 PM
This one game, winner take all format is stoopid.  After 162 games and fighting like hell to either win the division or get a WC spot, you play one game.  At the very least, make it a 2 out of 3 and the division winners get a few days rest as a reward for taking the division.
Or how about cut the season in half, add an extra round to the playoffs. And have this shit figured out before football season. 
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Post by: Kaos on October 03, 2018, 01:16:57 AM
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/27/5d/dc/275ddcfeb1b6cfadb7981de0b0b6e536.gif)

I am an Oakland A's fan tomorrow night.  
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Post by: AUJarhead on October 03, 2018, 09:15:25 AM
Look at the bright side, Buzz, now all your fandom can be focused on Auburn...

On second thought, do you have a Hockey team?
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Post by: Buzz Killington on October 03, 2018, 09:26:38 AM
Look at the bright side, Buzz, now all your fandom can be focused on Auburn...

On second thought, do you have a Hockey team?
I'm just going to focus all my attention to politics now.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on October 03, 2018, 09:35:29 AM
Can't believe I stayed up and watched that. On another note, I was texting back and forth with Buzz and he had to think I was high on meth.  I found the game on ESPN and was watching, not realizing they had the normal Sunday night crew announcing it on another ESPN channel.  The crew I was watching consisted of Eduardo Perez and two guys I'd never heard of and they spent the entire telecast showing unbelievably meaningless stats.  They never gave batting average, home run or RBI totals.  Just their percentage of WAR and OPS and BLT and TGIF and pie charts showing where each batter normally hits the ball....swing rates...miss rates etc. 

I'm asking Buzz who came up with this shit? He's looking at my texts and wondering why I'm getting so hammered on a Tuesday night.
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Post by: AUJarhead on October 03, 2018, 09:38:21 AM
I'm just going to focus all my attention to politics now.
You're better off thinking about Gus being your hitting coach.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 03, 2018, 09:47:50 AM
You're better off thinking about Gus being your hitting coach.
The Cubs have just got to get better.  I promise you we'll be better this week.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on October 03, 2018, 09:53:03 AM
The Cubs have just got to get better.  I promise you we'll be better this week.
Yeeeeaaahh, the goal is just to get better every week.  We've got some guys banged up but really, we've just got to do a better job of getting better every week.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on October 06, 2018, 12:34:58 AM
Braves get shut out for the 2nd night in a row.  Exactly what I feared.  6-0 last night and 3-0 tonight.  They may lose the series without scoring a run.  Kershaw was sick tonight. 

The reality is that the Braves won their division.  Blew me away.  Totally did not see that coming.  But, this was the weakest division in baseball....by a long shot.  And in series against the top teams like the Dodgers, Red Sox etc. they proved they're not at that level yet.  It is what it is.

The key now is the General Manager doing his job.  This club has above average pitching and an extremely young corp of guys who exceeded all expectations.  What do they need?  Two solid starters and maybe one big bat.  The young guys...and I mean really young...will only get better.  Time to trade Dansby Swanson...maybe Ender...and get that big bopper bat that will make everyone around him better. 

I like where they're going.  But, the Dodgers need to quickly put them out of their misery so they can get to it. 
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Post by: djsimp on October 07, 2018, 12:21:21 PM
Well, the Cubs blew it so I dont care. Its like the Cubs and Auburn football are acting from the same script.
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Post by: Kaos on October 09, 2018, 10:20:33 PM
I'm not really big on the "cheating umpires" script in major league baseball.  With the rare exception I tend to think the game is called pretty straight up.  

Not tonight.  

The strike zone tonight (Tuesday) for Yankees pitchers is ridiculously more expansive than that of the Red Sox pitchers.  It's outrageous.  Same for the first base umpire who's ringing up twitches as swings for Boston batters but says "no swing" for New Yorkers who are taking near-full cuts.  



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Post by: Snaggletiger on October 10, 2018, 12:53:34 AM
However, the Sox rain on the Yankee parade on their home field...again.  Glorious! 
Great performance with the exception of Kimbrel.  I've watched the guy in prime time.  I said when they made the call, this was going to be a shitfest.  He's not mentally ready for that pressure, and it showed big time. The great ones have it.  He ain't got it.  Yet.  Maybe he will.  Boston should have lost that game with the way he pitched. 

Anyway, great win for the Sox to send them to a match up with Houston.  I love Boston's chances with the way everyone seems to be clicking again. 
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Post by: Kaos on October 10, 2018, 06:42:28 AM
However, the Sox rain on the Yankee parade on their home field...again.  Glorious!
Great performance with the exception of Kimbrel.  I've watched the guy in prime time.  I said when they made the call, this was going to be a shitfest.  He's not mentally ready for that pressure, and it showed big time. The great ones have it.  He ain't got it.  Yet.  Maybe he will.  Boston should have lost that game with the way he pitched.

Anyway, great win for the Sox to send them to a match up with Houston.  I love Boston's chances with the way everyone seems to be clicking again.
Agree on Kimbrell.  Need to close a game against the Marlins in June?  He’s the man.  Game means something? His nuts fall off. Just as likely to give up an eight-run homer as he is to lock down the win.  I cringed when they called him in. 

I saw him choke like that when he was with the Braves. 

I have to say, though, that part of his problem was the umpire.  He threw four pitches that should have been strikes and rung up the first hitter.  Every one of those pitches was closer than the ones the ump “hyuuuhhh’ed” in sitting down Sox hitters.  That’s bullshit walk got in his head. 
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Post by: Snaggletiger on October 10, 2018, 10:01:55 AM
Agree on Kimbrell.  Need to close a game against the Marlins in June?  He’s the man.  Game means something? His nuts fall off. Just as likely to give up an eight-run homer as he is to lock down the win.  I cringed when they called him in.

I saw him choke like that when he was with the Braves.

I have to say, though, that part of his problem was the umpire.  He threw four pitches that should have been strikes and rung up the first hitter.  Every one of those pitches was closer than the ones the ump “hyuuuhhh’ed” in sitting down Sox hitters.  That’s bullshit walk got in his head.
Yep.  Angel Hernandez is one of the worst.  Have no idea how he made the playoffs.
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Post by: The Six on October 10, 2018, 10:06:47 AM
I hope the Astros beat the Red Sox into a bloody pulp. 
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Post by: Buzz Killington on October 10, 2018, 10:32:29 AM
When do pitchers and catchers report?
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Post by: AUJarhead on October 10, 2018, 10:54:19 AM
When do pitchers and catchers report?
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.
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Post by: Kaos on October 10, 2018, 02:35:12 PM
I hope the Astros beat the Red Sox into a bloody pulp.
Hush now.  
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Post by: Buzz Killington on October 17, 2018, 04:19:13 PM
This should make the ALCS, possibly the WS and the offseason a little more interesting.

https://www.bleachernation.com/2018/10/17/this-astros-off-the-books-employee-sign-stealing-soap-opera-is-getting-nuts/?fbclid=IwAR3y98SulqYFbL3MvqK12o6r0dksMLilM-ImEmXD316km8hPr8rI0jWCwQ8 (https://www.bleachernation.com/2018/10/17/this-astros-off-the-books-employee-sign-stealing-soap-opera-is-getting-nuts/?fbclid=IwAR3y98SulqYFbL3MvqK12o6r0dksMLilM-ImEmXD316km8hPr8rI0jWCwQ8)
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Post by: Snaggletiger on October 17, 2018, 04:22:37 PM
This should make the ALCS, possibly the WS and the offseason a little more interesting.

https://www.bleachernation.com/2018/10/17/this-astros-off-the-books-employee-sign-stealing-soap-opera-is-getting-nuts/?fbclid=IwAR3y98SulqYFbL3MvqK12o6r0dksMLilM-ImEmXD316km8hPr8rI0jWCwQ8 (https://www.bleachernation.com/2018/10/17/this-astros-off-the-books-employee-sign-stealing-soap-opera-is-getting-nuts/?fbclid=IwAR3y98SulqYFbL3MvqK12o6r0dksMLilM-ImEmXD316km8hPr8rI0jWCwQ8)
Any former Cardinal employees working for the Stros now?
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Kaos on October 18, 2018, 08:38:06 AM
Craig Kimbrell is a choke artist.  

He is NOT the answer.  Trotting his hillbilly ass out there is about the only thing I question about the moves Alex Cora makes as manager.  

Watching that redneck moron pitch makes me queasy.  I nearly vomit when I see him come in from the pen.  The Sox are lucky (and thanks to some incredible defensive plays) they're not in a 1-3 hole because of that assclown. 

I didn't like Kimbrell when he was a Brave and I don't like him now.  
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Post by: Buzz Killington on October 18, 2018, 08:58:33 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BpDa8jMgc5r/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=embed_video_watch_again (https://www.instagram.com/p/BpDa8jMgc5r/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=embed_video_watch_again)
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Post by: Kaos on October 28, 2018, 11:40:55 PM
On September 5 I said this about the Red Sox: 

Boston may be the best baseball team I’ve ever seen.

Tonight, and throughout this World Series, that feeling was confirmed.  Top to bottom this is the best baseball TEAM I've ever seen.  I've seen better individual players, but this was the most complete team (maybe in any sport) I've ever had the opportunity to watch.  

I'm grateful that I got to see them play in Atlanta (and sweep the Braves) in September. 

I was baffled when the Sox got rid of Farrell after two straight division titles and then brought in Cora, but it was a brilliant move.  Every decision Cora made pretty much all season long (except for when he kept trotting Kimbrell out there) was spot on.  

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Post by: AUJarhead on October 29, 2018, 12:06:32 AM
Congrats, Kaos!  And I guess Snags, too. 

When do pitchers and catchers report?
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Post by: Kaos on October 29, 2018, 01:08:43 AM
Congrats, Kaos!  And I guess Snags, too.

When do pitchers and catchers report?
I love baseball.  It does my heart good to see a team devoid of superstars and not prone to the "look at me" preening I see from some of the others (and from the Sox in the past, honestly). 

I despise Puig.  Nothing but contempt for Machado.  That guy is a dirty player and an assclown.  Loved watching him whiff for the final out tonight. 

It wasn't a great series. Boston was substantially better than the rest of the field.  (FWIW, the best World Series I ever saw was the Twins-Braves seven-game masterpiece.  Just wish Atlanta had won that one).  The Friday night game nearly broke me. 

I actually went to a showing of Rocky Horror Picture Show (what a fun freakshow) at 9 Friday and thought I was going to miss the game. But nope.  Date was over about 11 and got home in time to see the Sox take and then squander the lead.  Watched that until it was over. Had to be up at six the next morning to take care of some stuff and was a zombie the rest of the day. 

Last night when Puig hit that three-run homer and then strutted and flexed around the bases I thought, "well that might fire the Sox up."  Definitely broke the bats out for the final three innings.  I almost turned it off but remembered watching Boston erase a 7-1 lead in the seventh against Atlanta. 

Never really thought LA had a chance tonight.  The 18-inning game may have taken a lot out of Boston, but that nine-run rampage Saturday broke the Dodgers spirit.  I don't much care for LA.  Never did. That dates back to when the Braves were in the NL West. 

Edit to add:  Apparently I owe a lot to Aaron Judge as well.  When that cocky Yankee asshole strutted out of Fenway with his boombox blaring, that lit an additional fire under this team.  Watching the entire Boston team mock his freaky-looking gray ass in a champagne/beer soaked celebration was simultaneously satisfying and a little sad.  Fuck the Yankees. Don't even let them be in your head when you just won the World Series. 


I hate that it's over.  Pitchers and catchers report February 13.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on October 29, 2018, 09:52:04 AM
I'm pumped about the Sox winning it but honestly, I saw less of this series than any I can remember.  We were on the road coming back from Atlanta last night and by the time we unloaded and turned on the tube, the scroll said the Red Sox won.  Yay!

It's funny because growing up, I was a Braves fan but the Yankees were the bomb.  Or Bronx Bombers.  It was more about the names, the stars.  Lou Piniella, Thurman Munson, Craig Nettles, Micky Rivers, Catfish Hunter and on and on.  The Red Sox were the flies in the ointment, Hans. Just pesky, little brothers that needed to be dealt with every now and then.  Me and my pops loved our Braves and Yankees.

But then baseball...sports changed.  It became all about money and free agency.  Your team and the names changed every season and it became apparent that the Yankees' goal was only to out spend everyone and try to buy a championship every year.  It quickly turned from knowing and loving your team, to what the hell have you done to the organization....to baseball.  It quickly turned to hate. And my AL favorite started shifting toward their most hated rival.

Also, the Red Sox were the Cubs of the AL.  The loveable losers who seemed cursed...by the Bambino.  I started pulling for them not only to beat the evil empire, but to break that curse as well.  While they've long since put that behind them, the truth is they didn't start competing until they started throwing insane cash at the free agency market.  Now, they're right up there at the top of the arms race.

K, you may be right about this being the best "team".  They certainly proved it numbers-wise.  But on a sheer collection of talent basis, I'll still take the Big Red Machine in Cincy.  Hated them, but only because I knew they were unstoppable.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Kaos on October 29, 2018, 10:01:07 AM
I'm pumped about the Sox winning it but honestly, I saw less of this series than any I can remember.  We were on the road coming back from Atlanta last night and by the time we unloaded and turned on the tube, the scroll said the Red Sox won.  Yay!

It's funny because growing up, I was a Braves fan but the Yankees were the bomb.  Or Bronx Bombers.  It was more about the names, the stars.  Lou Piniella, Thurman Munson, Craig Nettles, Micky Rivers, Catfish Hunter and on and on.  The Red Sox were the flies in the ointment, Hans. Just pesky, little brothers that needed to be dealt with every now and then.  Me and my pops loved our Braves and Yankees.

But then baseball...sports changed.  It became all about money and free agency.  Your team and the names changed every season and it became apparent that the Yankees' goal was only to out spend everyone and try to buy a championship every year.  It quickly turned from knowing and loving your team, to what the hell have you done to the organization....to baseball.  It quickly turned to hate. And my AL favorite started shifting toward their most hated rival.

Also, the Red Sox were the Cubs of the AL.  The loveable losers who seemed cursed...by the Bambino.  I started pulling for them not only to beat the evil empire, but to break that curse as well.  While they've long since put that behind them, the truth is they didn't start competing until they started throwing insane cash at the dree agency market.  Now, they're right up there at the top of the arms race.

K, you may be right about this being the best "team".  They certainly proved it numbers-wise.  But on a sheer collection of talent basis, I'll still take the Big Red Machine in Cincy.  Hated them, but only because I knew they were unstoppable.
The yankees are and always have been the Bama of baseball.  F.U.C.K the Yankees.  

The Red Sox have always been us.  1918 = 1957.  

There were a lot of teams that had more talent.  Cincy had four (should be five) Hall of Famers.  Are there any Hall candidates on this team?  I'm not sure.  Maybe over time they get there but I don't really think so.  

Just found this edition of the Sox to be grinders. No big stars, no Big Papi, no Manny, just a bunch of guys following the rules of fundamental baseball. No easy outs. 
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Post by: Snaggletiger on October 29, 2018, 10:26:25 AM
The yankees are and always have been the Bama of baseball.  F.U.C.K the Yankees. 

The Red Sox have always been us.  1918 = 1957. 

There were a lot of teams that had more talent.  Cincy had four (should be five) Hall of Famers.  Are there any Hall candidates on this team?  I'm not sure.  Maybe over time they get there but I don't really think so. 

Just found this edition of the Sox to be grinders. No big stars, no Big Papi, no Manny, just a bunch of guys following the rules of fundamental baseball. No easy outs.
And it was the role players who made the biggest contributions.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 29, 2018, 12:09:11 PM
So the Bravos didn't make the series?  Shocked I tell you!  Flabbergasted even!
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Post by: Snaggletiger on October 29, 2018, 12:23:26 PM
So the Bravos didn't make the series?  Shocked I tell you!  Flabbergasted even!
You know, I'm starting to think you weren't being very sincere.
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Post by: AUTiger1 on October 29, 2018, 12:30:50 PM
You know, I'm starting to think you weren't being very sincere.
Your words are hurtful and you will not be seeing me at the pancake social on Tuesday!
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Post by: Snaggletiger on October 29, 2018, 11:38:21 PM
So, where does Kershaw land?  Back in L.A.?  Do the evil Yankme's break out the check book again?  Do the BoSox jump in?  What about the Astros? 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Kaos on October 30, 2018, 12:12:03 AM
So, where does Kershaw land?  Back in L.A.?  Do the evil Yankme's break out the check book again?  Do the BoSox jump in?  What about the Astros?
I think Kershaw stays where he is. 

Sadly I also think that choke artist hillbilly douche Kimbrell comes back to Boston.  I saw that clown come busting up into interviews with some good Boston players in the post-game and without any provocation or interest begin giving his goat ass opinion.  I love the Sox but fuck that guy.  

I'm afraid we're going to see Machado's dirty cheating illiterate ass in the National League next season.  They were talking even before the Series was over that he and Bryce Harper are both going to end up in Philly.  
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 30, 2018, 12:24:13 AM
I think Kershaw stays where he is. 

Sadly I also think that choke artist hillbilly douche Kimbrell comes back to Boston.  I saw that clown come busting up into interviews with some good Boston players in the post-game and without any provocation or interest begin giving his goat ass opinion.  I love the Sox but fuck that guy. 

I'm afraid we're going to see Machado's dirty cheating illiterate ass in the National League next season.  They were talking even before the Series was over that he and Bryce Harper are both going to end up in Philly. 
Philly?  Aww, Hell Naw!!!  It's time for the Braves to step out there and start adding a couple of big time pieces. The Astros broke it down and built back up, then started adding major players like Justin Verlander. The Braves have established a nucleus of young, talented guys.  Time to get serious.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Kaos on October 30, 2018, 12:46:36 AM
Philly?  Aww, Hell Naw!!!  It's time for the Braves to step out there and start adding a couple of big time pieces. The Astros broke it down and built back up, then started adding major players like Justin Verlander. The Braves have established a nucleus of young, talented guys.  Time to get serious.
I'd rather lose than have Asshole Machado on my team.  
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on October 30, 2018, 08:19:28 AM
Just spitballing here but...

Harper - Yankees
Machado - Cubs
Kershaw - Dodgers
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: ssgaufan on October 30, 2018, 09:17:43 AM
I'd rather lose than have Asshole Machado on my team. 
Yeah, but I'd take Harper and Kershaw.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 30, 2018, 09:26:15 AM
Yeah, but I'd take Harper and Kershaw.
#winning
We probably couldn't afford anyone else for the next 10 years but it would be a fun, short ride.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Godfather on November 05, 2018, 10:15:08 AM
Bo Sox win Series /endthread
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on November 05, 2018, 10:20:31 AM
Bo Sox win Series /endthread
Not yet.  With the gold gloves going out last night, I expect something from Snags about how much a load he blew last night.

And then Buzz to bitch about Rizzo having to share it.

I'm shocked Molina won his 9th, actually.  Only 2 catchers have more.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Kaos on November 05, 2018, 10:28:59 AM
Not yet.  With the gold gloves going out last night, I expect something from Snags about how much a load he blew last night.

And then Buzz to bitch about Rizzo having to share it.

I'm shocked Molina won his 9th, actually.  Only 2 catchers have more.
When do Cy Youngs come out?  
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on November 05, 2018, 10:46:45 AM
When do Cy Youngs come out? 
11/14.  And MVP the next day.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 05, 2018, 01:49:18 PM
Greg Maddux won another one.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Kaos on November 05, 2018, 03:45:52 PM
11/14.  And MVP the next day.
It's not over until the fat lady swims.  
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on November 26, 2018, 10:09:27 PM
Since there is no hot stove thread:

https://twitter.com/braves/status/1067227356652335104?s=21
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 26, 2018, 11:01:11 PM
Love this signing.  Plus, they signed Brian McCann to a 1 year deal as well.  Two very experienced guys, which the Braves need.  Now, to be fair, I'm a little concerned about Donaldson.  He's only one year removed from 3 MVP caliber seasons.  But he seriously fell off last year and was bounced around.  Do teams know something?  Honestly, I've only followed his stats/production and not behind the scenes.  Is he damaged goods?

Either way, here's hoping he can resurrect his career in the NL.  If he can, and McCann is half way decent, the Bravos just got a lot better.

Need a couple of legit starters as much as anything else, though.   
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUTiger1 on November 26, 2018, 11:43:46 PM
No stopping the Bravo's now!  World Series!  120!
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 27, 2018, 09:18:56 AM
Chop on, Josh Donaldson
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 27, 2018, 09:26:27 AM
Chop on, Josh Donaldson
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/89/de/8c/89de8ce503f2868bf13ef23fbb4e6b48.jpg) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjmm6TI4_TeAhUL31MKHezcCjAQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Fuk.pinterest.com%2Fpin%2F141581982008377072%2F&psig=AOvVaw34x8UeW635MNgIEf_K9mfn&ust=1543415128783504)
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: djsimp on November 27, 2018, 01:00:22 PM
Love this signing.  Plus, they signed Brian McCann to a 1 year deal as well.  Two very experienced guys, which the Braves need.  Now, to be fair, I'm a little concerned about Donaldson.  He's only one year removed from 3 MVP caliber seasons.  But he seriously fell off last year and was bounced around.  Do teams know something?  Honestly, I've only followed his stats/production and not behind the scenes.  Is he damaged goods?

Either way, here's hoping he can resurrect his career in the NL.  If he can, and McCann is half way decent, the Bravos just got a lot better.

Need a couple of legit starters as much as anything else, though. 
I think Donaldson is fine. It just so happened he was somewhat injured during his trade season. He was bought to help make the Indians to do some damage in the postseason. Basically a rental. He came on strong during the end of the season. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Godfather on November 27, 2018, 01:00:27 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/89/de/8c/89de8ce503f2868bf13ef23fbb4e6b48.jpg) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjmm6TI4_TeAhUL31MKHezcCjAQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Fuk.pinterest.com%2Fpin%2F141581982008377072%2F&psig=AOvVaw34x8UeW635MNgIEf_K9mfn&ust=1543415128783504)
That is the stupidest sticker I have ever seen.  I am now dumber for having witnessed it.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: djsimp on November 27, 2018, 01:01:06 PM
That is the stupidest sticker I have ever seen.  I am now dumber for having witnessed it.
Well, it is the Braves soooo.....
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 27, 2018, 02:23:54 PM
That is the stupidest sticker I have ever seen.  I am now dumber for having witnessed it.
Is that a Planned Parenthood sticker?  I mean, who wants to chop a life?
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 27, 2018, 02:33:06 PM
That is the stupidest sticker I have ever seen.  I am now dumber for having witnessed it.
(https://pmchollywoodlife.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/chris-brown-crotch-grab-ftr.jpg) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwi4msKEqPXeAhWSqlMKHeaKCkcQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Fhollywoodlife.com%2F2013%2F03%2F09%2Fchris-brown-crotch-grab-paparazzi-rihanna%2F&psig=AOvVaw3MxTxbD96YVm24fDNXPafF&ust=1543433435096244)
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Kaos on November 29, 2018, 03:59:13 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/89/de/8c/89de8ce503f2868bf13ef23fbb4e6b48.jpg) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjmm6TI4_TeAhUL31MKHezcCjAQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Fuk.pinterest.com%2Fpin%2F141581982008377072%2F&psig=AOvVaw34x8UeW635MNgIEf_K9mfn&ust=1543415128783504)
That looks like the promo for season six of Dexter.  

Chop a life.  

WTF?
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 29, 2018, 04:13:32 PM
That looks like the promo for season six of Dexter. 

Chop a life. 

WTF?
No...see?  It's like blood. Like they chopped you up with a tomahawk.  And like, used your own blood to write Chop Life on the wall....in your own blood.  So like, just before you fade into darkness and death...you know....like from loss of your own blood from being chopped by the tomahawk....it's like the last thing you see.  And all you can think of is "I just got tomahawk chopped and they usin' my own blood to write shit."
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 29, 2018, 04:45:28 PM
It's like I say it and then y'all say it 2 days later.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Kaos on November 29, 2018, 09:17:00 PM
No...see?  It's like blood. Like they chopped you up with a tomahawk.  And like, used your own blood to write Chop Life on the wall....in your own blood.  So like, just before you fade into darkness and death...you know....like from loss of your own blood from being chopped by the tomahawk....it's like the last thing you see.  And all you can think of is "I just got tomahawk chopped and they usin' my own blood to write shit."
Charlie approves. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on December 06, 2018, 12:20:25 AM
It’s not a Chop A Life logo, but trading for Goldie did make me happy. Central just got interesting...  until next week when Harper signs with the Cubs. 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 06, 2018, 09:50:57 AM
It’s not a Chop A Life logo, but trading for Goldie did make me happy. Central just got interesting...  until next week when Harper signs with the Cubs.
I'll see you a Goldschmidt and raise you one Donaldson.  Seriously, that's one hell of a pick up.  Dude is one of the best in the game and gets no real love because of the market he plays in. You got him at 31 years old, right in the prime.  .290 average with 33 HR and 83 RBI this season.

The Cards just got a lot better.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 06, 2018, 09:51:40 AM
That solidifies 2nd place behind next year's WS Champs, the Cubs.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on December 06, 2018, 12:49:45 PM
That solidifies 2nd place behind next year's WS Champs, the Cubs.
You forgot about the Brew Crew.

And I'm pumped about Donaldson.  Wish we could have had him, but at least we get to go see him play when the Braves come to town.  My son already told me that's the one team he wants to go see, so he can make his Chop A Life War Eagle sign.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 06, 2018, 01:02:01 PM
You forgot about the Brew Crew.

And I'm pumped about Donaldson.  Wish we could have had him, but at least we get to go see him play when the Braves come to town.  My son already told me that's the one team he wants to go see, so he can make his Chop A Life War Eagle sign.
(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/kd4AAOSwUKxYj8rq/s-l300.jpg) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjR3OCy5IvfAhVvc98KHXQ1BJAQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.com%2Fitm%2FChop-Life-Atlanta-Braves-7-vinyl-car-sticker-decal-%2F201943908724&psig=AOvVaw2XrGEHRqdPTDtaxyI0w25D&ust=1544205622022224)
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 06, 2018, 01:12:08 PM
The thing about Goldschmidt is you know exactly what you're getting.  His stats have remained consistent and in fact, his last 2 years have been some of his best.  Donaldson went on a 4-5 year run where he was one of the best in the game, then last year he bounced around and played a fraction of the games he normally does and his stats dropped off a cliff.  I would assume injuries, but what concerns me is the fact that neither Toronto or Cleveland held on to him.  Damaged goods? I guess we'll see soon enough.  If he can get somewhat back to form and give us 25-30 HR's and a decent average, he'll be worth it.

Goldie is a .297 career hitter BTW.  For a bat with that much pop in it, that's skrong! 
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 22, 2019, 04:19:52 PM
Since pitchers and catchers don't report just yet, I guess this is still some 2018 bitchin' and moanin'.  The Braves plucked Nick Markakis back out of free agency on a one year deal for half the salary at $4 mil.  Kind of surprising given that he was their most productive hitter last year.  But he is getting long in the tooth for an everyday player and I imagine he didn't garner much interest for anybody on a multi-year deal.  Glad he's back in the fold.

I was hoping they would go and get a #1 starter out of free agency to bolster what was a decent, but very young staff.  It looks to me like the quality isn't out there anymore with Dallas Keuchel and maybe Gio Gonzales being the best remaining.  Certainly not #1's although Keichel has had his moments with the Stro's.  Craig Kimbrel is still out there and I'd have no problem picking him back up if the price was right.  I certainly wouldn't break the bank for him.

Any news on the Cards/Cubbies/Rangers/Orioles etc.  Note that I threw the Orioles in there for AU1 because they are clearly the worst to first team this year.  
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on January 22, 2019, 04:26:16 PM
Any news on the Cards/Cubbies/Rangers/Orioles etc.  Note that I threw the Orioles in there for AU1 because they are clearly the worst to first team this year. 
Kris Bryant said St Louis is boring (as in the city), Molina called Bryant a loser.

Buzz, anything I miss on that, or was that pretty much it?

Edit to add, from a Chicago Cubs beatwriter:  Bryant doesn’t drink, so naturally he would be bored in St. Louis.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 22, 2019, 04:34:38 PM
Kris Bryant said St Louis is boring (as in the city), Molina called Bryant a loser.

Buzz, anything I miss on that, or was that pretty much it?

Edit to add, from a Chicago Cubs beatwriter:  Bryant doesn’t drink, so naturally he would be bored in St. Louis.
from nbcsports dot  I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth.

Oh boy.
Kris Bryant is never going to want to go on the Ryan Dempster late night show at Cubs Convention again.
After Bryant's tongue-in-cheek comment about how St. Louis is "boring" from the weekend (https://www.nbcsports.com/chicago/cubs/kris-bryant-owns-st-louis-pisses-cardinal-nation-bryce-harper-cardinals-cubs-nelly), Cardinals nation responded passionately, including catcher and face of the franchise Yadier Molina, who indirectly called Bryant "stupid" in an Instagram post.
But considering Bryant was just pandering to a room packed with thousands of Cubs fans who love to hate on the Cardinals, the St. Louis players would certainly chill out upon learning the context and cooler heads would prevail, right?
Wrong. So very wrong.
Molina was asked about his passionate response Monday and doubled down, saying he will not forget Bryant's comments and (https://www.mlb.com/news/yadier-molina-still-mad-at-cubs-kris-bryant/c-302959318) "it will carry [into the season]. I can't wait to get on the field." 
"St. Louis is home," Molina told reporters, including MLB.com's Jennifer Langosch (https://www.mlb.com/news/yadier-molina-still-mad-at-cubs-kris-bryant/c-302959318). "If anybody says something bad about my home, I'm going to be there for us. I said to the guys, 'We are like a family. We have to stick together. We have to defend ourselves and we have to defend our ground.' Whoever says something about us, we are going to be there to defend us."
So Bryant's half-serious comment said in passing is now not only bulletin board fodder for the Cardinals but actually a rallying cry for the team to unite and come together right before the 2019 season?
Alrighty then...
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 22, 2019, 04:42:57 PM
Loosers
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 22, 2019, 05:39:39 PM
Loosers
Don't forget ghey.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUTiger1 on January 22, 2019, 05:49:55 PM
Ugh, Hyde comes into a bad situation.  Probably as bad as Buck did when he came to Baltimore.  I don't think Hyde will do what Buck did or can. In Bucks third year we played for the ALDS, then made two more post season appearances including the ALCS.  It will be a miracle if Hyde can reproduce that.  Davis is a lost cause I am afraid.  I thought maybe the Brocali hire as the pitching coach would be a nice move, but then I looked him up.  It seems his pitchers in Texas only got worse under him. I'm pretty hopeful that Mullins turns out to be a damn good ballplayer. Nothing major as far as player acquisition.  This season is going to suck again.  This is going to be a long rebuild and losing (and I mean losing a lot) is going to be a part of it.  

I am hopeful for the future in the long run.  I am hoping that Elias can do the same thing here that he did in Houston.  I personally don't think Hyde survives long enough to benefit from what I am hoping that Elias can do. We'll see. I am still a little butt hurt over Zach Britton in pinstripes.  Fuck Georgia and Fuck the Yankees!
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: AUJarhead on January 23, 2019, 09:56:58 AM
We'll see. I am still a little butt hurt over Zach Britton in pinstripes.  fudge Georgia and fudge the Yankees!
Any word on what hat Mussina will wear into the Hall?  I don't have a dog in the fight, but if he goes in with a NYY hat, I'm going to be pissed.
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Kaos on January 23, 2019, 10:07:29 AM
Any word on what hat Mussina will wear into the Hall?  I don't have a dog in the fight, but if he goes in with a NYY hat, I'm going to be pissed.
What is Curt Schilling going to wear?  

Wait, what?  It's the Major Liberal Baseball Hall of Fame now?  
Title: Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 23, 2019, 10:10:40 AM
Ugh, Hyde comes into a bad situation.  Probably as bad as Buck did when he came to Baltimore.  I don't think Hyde will do what Buck did or can. In Bucks third year we played for the ALDS, then made two more post season appearances including the ALCS.  It will be a miracle if Hyde can reproduce that.  Davis is a lost cause I am afraid.  I thought maybe the Brocali hire as the pitching coach would be a nice move, but then I looked him up.  It seems his pitchers in Texas only got worse under him. I'm pretty hopeful that Mullins turns out to be a damn good ballplayer. Nothing major as far as player acquisition.  This season is going to suck again.  This is going to be a long rebuild and losing (and I mean losing a lot) is going to be a part of it. 

I am hopeful for the future in the long run.  I am hoping that Elias can do the same thing here that he did in Houston.  I personally don't think Hyde survives long enough to benefit from what I am hoping that Elias can do. We'll see. I am still a little butt hurt over Zach Britton in pinstripes.  Fuck Georgia and Fuck the Yankees!
I love the way you finished strong here.