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NFL Draft Tonight
« on: April 30, 2015, 11:15:17 AM »
Who will watch?  I usually catch most of the opening night or at least keep flipping back to it to see who went where.  Does Sammie go in the first?  Where does Cameroon Artimus Pyle get picked?  Does someone take an early shot at N. Marshall with his versatility? 

Like I said, I usually watch some of it and yeah, I think the first day of the Draft is pretty keen.  But, has this become the most over-hyped event in all of sports?  Think about it.  Since tOSU raised the trophy, it has been non-stop, every single day, wall-to-wall hype and coverage.  First, it was the combine, which I get to a certain extent. But come on.  At no point in a game, will an offensive lineman need to do a 40 yard dash.  And at no point in any game will any player be required to perform a standing long jump.  Every day, it's someone else's mock draft.  Every day for months, it's a new show breaking down the draft.  It's Chuckie going one on one with every potential draftee.  It's a panel of former players grilling them later. 

Just stop already so we can get this thing going and Chris Berman can spend the next 48 hours trying to be cute and funny. 
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Re: NFL Draft Tonight
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2015, 11:54:03 AM »
Won't watch one second of it, to be honest did not even know it was on. Playing golf till dark ,then heading home to consume beer.
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Re: NFL Draft Tonight
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2015, 11:54:16 AM »
No. Third. No.
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Re: NFL Draft Tonight
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2015, 12:12:01 PM »
Won't watch one second of it, to be honest did not even know it was on. Playing golf till dark ,then heading home to consume beer and watch the wife have sex with Buzz.
FTFY
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Re: NFL Draft Tonight
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2015, 12:19:00 PM »
 :meme: Oooo....Ooo....I want to watch too.  Can I watch?


Wait...not Buzz. 
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Re: NFL Draft Tonight
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2015, 12:31:47 PM »
:meme: Oooo....Ooo....I want to watch too.  Can I watch?


Wait...not Buzz.

Don't act all shy now, big boy.
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Re: NFL Draft Tonight
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2015, 12:35:52 PM »
FTFY


Wife in California, Wait, Buzz where are you?
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Re: NFL Draft Tonight
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2015, 12:40:06 PM »
The only reason I'll watch is that I'm curious to see which round Dee Liner goes in.
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Re: NFL Draft Tonight
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2015, 12:48:29 PM »

Wife in California, Wait, Buzz where are you?

California on a last minute flight.
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Re: NFL Draft Tonight
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2015, 01:09:48 PM »
California on a last minute flight.

At least he can pick up some of the cost.   
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Re: NFL Draft Tonight
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2015, 01:55:45 PM »
I won't watch just out of sheer hate. 

I don't think I've ever hated a player more than I despise Jabooboo Winston. I hate the way he looks. I hate the way he acts.  I hate his sense of entitlement. I think he's a fucking clown.  It disgusts me that Auburn allowed that baboon to throw a touchdown pass at the end to beat us in the NC game.  I loathe the motherfucker. 

I used to like FSU.  Watching frog-faced Jimbo's high-pitched voice defense of this yammering cum gargler has made me hate the Semi-Noles, too.  Fuck Jimbo.  What a piece of rancid shit he is.  If there were justice in the world, Jabooni would have tied Jimbo's wife up like a hog and jammed a broomstick up her twat. Then he would have skeeted in the kid's faces.   Let Jimbo defend that.  What's nauseating is that bag of turd weeds would have too.  No fucking morals or dignity at all.

I will be the first to say that if Jabooney had suited up for Auburn I'd feel the same way.  I hate the bastard. 

If he goes to Tampa, I hope he fails on a Jamarcus Russell level.  I hope he's tasered as he prepares to rape yet another woman and as a result of the tasering is unable to play football ever again.  That mentally deficient pile of marmoset scat isn't capable of working the counter at a McDonalds.  I hope he ends up working as a janitor's assistant in Hueytown.  I'd make it a point to go there several times a year to point and laugh at his ignorant ass. 

Fuck him. 
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Re: NFL Draft Tonight
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2015, 02:06:37 PM »
I won't watch just out of sheer hate. 

I don't think I've ever hated a player more than I despise Jabooboo Winston. I hate the way he looks. I hate the way he acts.  I hate his sense of entitlement. I think he's a fucking clown.  It disgusts me that Auburn allowed that baboon to throw a touchdown pass at the end to beat us in the NC game.  I loathe the motherfucker. 

I used to like FSU.  Watching frog-faced Jimbo's high-pitched voice defense of this yammering cum gargler has made me hate the Semi-Noles, too.  Fuck Jimbo.  What a piece of rancid shit he is.  If there were justice in the world, Jabooni would have tied Jimbo's wife up like a hog and jammed a broomstick up her twat. Then he would have skeeted in the kid's faces.   Let Jimbo defend that.  What's nauseating is that bag of turd weeds would have too.  No fucking morals or dignity at all.

I will be the first to say that if Jabooney had suited up for Auburn I'd feel the same way.  I hate the bastard. 

If he goes to Tampa, I hope he fails on a Jamarcus Russell level.  I hope he's tasered as he prepares to rape yet another woman and as a result of the tasering is unable to play football ever again.  That mentally deficient pile of marmoset scat isn't capable of working the counter at a McDonalds.  I hope he ends up working as a janitor's assistant in Hueytown.  I'd make it a point to go there several times a year to point and laugh at his ignorant ass. 

Fuck him.


So you want Tampa to riot?
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Re: NFL Draft Tonight
« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2015, 02:10:59 PM »
California on a last minute flight.
Payin cash, first class.  Sittin next to Vanna White.
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Re: NFL Draft Tonight
« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2015, 02:14:44 PM »

So you want Tampa to riot?

If they draft Jaboozy? 


I want Tampa to burn.
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Re: NFL Draft Tonight
« Reply #14 on: April 30, 2015, 02:15:46 PM »
I won't watch just out of sheer hate. 

I don't think I've ever hated a player more than I despise Jabooboo Winston. I hate the way he looks. I hate the way he acts.  I hate his sense of entitlement. I think he's a fucking clown.  It disgusts me that Auburn allowed that baboon to throw a touchdown pass at the end to beat us in the NC game.  I loathe the motherfucker. 

I used to like FSU.  Watching frog-faced Jimbo's high-pitched voice defense of this yammering cum gargler has made me hate the Semi-Noles, too.  Fuck Jimbo.  What a piece of rancid shit he is.  If there were justice in the world, Jabooni would have tied Jimbo's wife up like a hog and jammed a broomstick up her twat. Then he would have skeeted in the kid's faces.   Let Jimbo defend that.  What's nauseating is that bag of turd weeds would have too.  No fucking morals or dignity at all.

I will be the first to say that if Jabooney had suited up for Auburn I'd feel the same way.  I hate the bastard. 

If he goes to Tampa, I hope he fails on a Jamarcus Russell level.  I hope he's tasered as he prepares to rape yet another woman and as a result of the tasering is unable to play football ever again.  That mentally deficient pile of marmoset scat isn't capable of working the counter at a McDonalds.  I hope he ends up working as a janitor's assistant in Hueytown.  I'd make it a point to go there several times a year to point and laugh at his ignorant ass. 

Fuck him.
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Re: NFL Draft Tonight
« Reply #15 on: April 30, 2015, 02:16:38 PM »
Honestly, I think he is the second coming of Jamarcus Russell and will fail.
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Re: NFL Draft Tonight
« Reply #16 on: April 30, 2015, 02:21:01 PM »
Okay, I now have several to add to my repertoire. 

Yammering cum gargler

Bag O' turd weeds

Deficient pile of marmoset scat


Finding ways to fit any of the above into casual conversation is my new purpose in life.
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Re: NFL Draft Tonight
« Reply #17 on: April 30, 2015, 02:25:21 PM »
Payin cash, first class.  Sittin next to Vanna White.

And if shorty want to pop, we popping the Crist'
Shorty wanna see the ice, then I ice the wrist
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Re: NFL Draft Tonight
« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2015, 02:32:29 PM »
Payin cash, first class.  Sittin next to Vanna White.


She's drinking a lot of wine so scoring should be easy.
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Re: NFL Draft Tonight
« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2015, 02:38:21 PM »

She's drinking a lot of wine so scoring should be easy.

Scoring like LeBron.
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