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Re: What is fucked cannot be unfucked
« Reply #160 on: September 19, 2018, 11:45:01 PM »
Agree for the most part with the conversation but the problem as I see it is with recruiting.

YES we have tremendous skill players but think back to what was returning on the offensive line after Cam left for the NFL.
And beyond that if you recall, we soon found out that we sucked at linebacker and defensive tackle.

Now we have the same situation occurring again where we lack a push in the run game, especially creating seams for longer gains that extend drives.

I honestly believe Gus alternately cheats position groups in order to stockpile offensive skill players, mostly wide receivers.
It can work HOWEVER if there are injuries, transfers or kids leaving that just exacerbates the problem.

Interested in knowing what the rest of you think because I say it's the main reason we lack overall consistency as a team.
Played golf with two guys from Salt Lake City today.  Fans of the Utah Utes.  

Some perspective: 
1. They had no idea who Auburn's coach is.  
2. They remember Bama won the title, but don't know who the quarterback was. 
3. They think Alabama won the SEC the last four or five years
4. They know Auburn is a "pretty good" team but weren't sure if we were ranked or not. 
5. They didn't know who LSU's coach is and were unaware Auburn had lost to them.  "Really?  LSU?  That's a surprise."  
6. They are aggravated with their coach because all the Utes do is play defense and they can't score points.  I was surprised because I assumed they scored lots of points and didn't play much defense at all. Utah is currently first in total defense nationally.  We are 40th.  Not as good as they thought last year.  They were 39th.  AU was 11th. 
7. They are perfectly happy with a coach that wins 8 or 9 games a year and occasionally hits the jackpot.  Can't believe any program wouldn't be satisfied with that.  
8. Their current coach, Kyle Wittingham, beat Alabama in 2008/09.  They claim the 2008 National Championship due to finishing 13-0 and dominating the Tide.  
9. Wittingham has been coach since 2005. They said he'd won at least nine games in eight of his seasons.  I looked.  Seven.  And two eight win seasons.  
10. Said they struggled the first two years in the Pac10 but were much better since.  This is true.  
11. Blown away that the SEC stadiums hold 80k plus.  Utah's home field is 45K.  Oregon only holds 54.  


Biggest thing?  They watch football, have a pretty good team most seasons and enjoy the game for what it is.  I hate Nick Saban for robbing us of that.  
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Re: What is fucked cannot be unfucked
« Reply #161 on: September 20, 2018, 01:20:14 AM »
Played golf with two guys from Salt Lake City today.  Fans of the Utah Utes. 

Some perspective:
1. They had no idea who Auburn's coach is. 
2. They remember Bama won the title, but don't know who the quarterback was.
3. They think Alabama won the SEC the last four or five years
4. They know Auburn is a "pretty good" team but weren't sure if we were ranked or not.
5. They didn't know who LSU's coach is and were unaware Auburn had lost to them.  "Really?  LSU?  That's a surprise." 
6. They are aggravated with their coach because all the Utes do is play defense and they can't score points.  I was surprised because I assumed they scored lots of points and didn't play much defense at all. Utah is currently first in total defense nationally.  We are 40th.  Not as good as they thought last year.  They were 39th.  AU was 11th.
7. They are perfectly happy with a coach that wins 8 or 9 games a year and occasionally hits the jackpot.  Can't believe any program wouldn't be satisfied with that. 
8. Their current coach, Kyle Wittingham, beat Alabama in 2008/09.  They claim the 2008 National Championship due to finishing 13-0 and dominating the Tide. 
9. Wittingham has been coach since 2005. They said he'd won at least nine games in eight of his seasons.  I looked.  Seven.  And two eight win seasons. 
10. Said they struggled the first two years in the Pac10 but were much better since.  This is true. 
11. Blown away that the SEC stadiums hold 80k plus.  Utah's home field is 45K.  Oregon only holds 54. 


Biggest thing?  They watch football, have a pretty good team most seasons and enjoy the game for what it is.  I hate Nick Saban for robbing us of that. 
This is honestly the best thing I’ve read regarding the state of college football the past 6-7 years. 
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Re: What is fudgeed cannot be unfudgeed
« Reply #162 on: September 20, 2018, 11:18:11 AM »


I honestly believe Gus alternately cheats position groups in order to stockpile offensive skill players, mostly wide receivers.
It can work HOWEVER if there are injuries, transfers or kids leaving that just exacerbates the problem.

 
I agree, which is odd since he basically only wants them to block or catch stupid ass screens.
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Re: What is fudgeed cannot be unfudgeed
« Reply #163 on: October 07, 2018, 09:34:17 PM »
It can be, but it'll cost us $32 mil.
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Re: What is fudgeed cannot be unfudgeed
« Reply #164 on: October 07, 2018, 10:07:41 PM »
It can be, but it'll cost us $32 mil.
The “jack holes that be” that decided this was ok can write the fuckin check. 
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Re: What is fudgeed cannot be unfudgeed
« Reply #165 on: October 08, 2018, 02:51:14 AM »
It can be, but it'll cost us $32 mil.
I doubt anything happens this year, unless there are some kind of allegations against Coach Malzahn (there won't be) or anything NCAA violations related that would void the $500 Trillion contract...but if next year looks as atrocious as this year...he's likely gone (Auburn would be better off biting the proverbial bullet).
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Re: What is fudgeed cannot be unfudgeed
« Reply #166 on: October 08, 2018, 07:25:58 AM »
I doubt anything happens this year, unless there are some kind of allegations against Coach Malzahn (there won't be) or anything NCAA violations related that would void the $500 Trillion contract...but if next year looks as atrocious as this year...he's likely gone (Auburn would be better off biting the proverbial bullet).
I think Buzz was sexually assaulted by Gus. 
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Re: What is fudgeed cannot be unfudgeed
« Reply #167 on: October 08, 2018, 08:23:42 AM »
I doubt anything happens this year, unless there are some kind of allegations against Coach Malzahn (there won't be) or anything NCAA violations related that would void the $500 Trillion contract...but if next year looks as atrocious as this year...he's likely gone (Auburn would be better off biting the proverbial bullet).
Just get the Democrats on it.
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Re: What is fucked cannot be unfucked
« Reply #168 on: October 08, 2018, 09:05:23 AM »
I think he is our coach until Saban retires.  Also, I expect us to be worse next year.  He won't be fired.
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Re: What is fucked cannot be unfucked
« Reply #169 on: October 08, 2018, 11:02:36 AM »
I think he is our coach until Saban retires.  Also, I expect us to be worse next year.  He won't be fired.
We've got another decade of Saban. Just saying. 
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Re: What is fucked cannot be unfucked
« Reply #170 on: October 08, 2018, 11:23:15 AM »
We've got another decade of Saban. Just saying.

dude aint slowing down
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Re: What is fudgeed cannot be unfudgeed
« Reply #171 on: October 10, 2018, 09:28:04 AM »
I think Buzz was sexually assaulted by Gus.
It was at a party in 1984 1982 1986.  He showed me his junk pile out back.
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Re: What is fudgeed cannot be unfudgeed
« Reply #172 on: October 10, 2018, 09:29:13 AM »
It was at a party in 1984 1982 1986.  He showed me his junk pile out back.
He showed you his passing tree playbook? How scary! Bet that traumatized you to see that many variations on the same shit-ass screen pass. 
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Re: What is fudgeed cannot be unfudgeed
« Reply #173 on: October 10, 2018, 10:25:11 AM »
He showed you his passing tree playbook? How scary! Bet that traumatized you to see that many variations on the same shoot-ass screen pass.
HE SHOWED ME THE TWIRLYBIRD!
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Re: What is fudgeed cannot be unfudgeed
« Reply #174 on: October 15, 2018, 09:33:26 AM »
Feels like a decent time to resurrect this thread and ask the question - does this apply?
I will re-ask your question now.  GH care to change your answer?
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Re: What is fudgeed cannot be unfudgeed
« Reply #175 on: October 15, 2018, 12:32:41 PM »
I will re-ask your question now.  GH care to change your answer?

Well. That answer wasn’t given today. It was given week 3. After a close loss to LSU and sitting in the top 10. A lot has changed since then. Hell. A lot has changed since Arkansas. 

If you are asking me today. Then yes. It’s starting to resemble 2012 in many ways. Minus the felonies and off the field incidents. In the way that the head man is losing the whole team. I think I’ve indirectly given a more updated answer in the other threads - Marcelo, nom nom and the Six’s. 

We knew things were “off” some after LSU. Not sure anyone saw it going this far off the rails this quickly. 
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Re: What is fudgeed cannot be unfudgeed
« Reply #176 on: October 15, 2018, 03:53:34 PM »
Well. That answer wasn’t given today. It was given week 3. After a close loss to LSU and sitting in the top 10. A lot has changed since then. Hell. A lot has changed since Arkansas.

If you are asking me today. Then yes. It’s starting to resemble 2012 in many ways. Minus the felonies and off the field incidents. In the way that the head man is losing the whole team. I think I’ve indirectly given a more updated answer in the other threads - Marcelo, nom nom and the Six’s.

We knew things were “off” some after LSU. Not sure anyone saw it going this far off the rails this quickly.
I wasn't picking on you I agreed with you Week 3 as well.  Just sayin.
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Re: What is fudgeed cannot be unfudgeed
« Reply #177 on: October 15, 2018, 08:25:11 PM »
I wasn't picking on you I agreed with you Week 3 as well.  Just sayin.
I was being verbose. 

So my short answer is yes. And I’d like to buy another coach. 
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Re: What is fudgeed cannot be unfudgeed
« Reply #178 on: October 15, 2018, 08:26:26 PM »
I was being verbose.

So my short answer is yes. And I’d like to buy another coach.
If I win the $645M lotto, I'll buy you all the coaches you want, Veruca.
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Re: What is fudgeed cannot be unfudgeed
« Reply #179 on: October 15, 2018, 08:41:43 PM »
If I win the $645M lotto, I'll buy you all the coaches you want, Veruca.

Love playing with the donors’ money on message boards. Bow down bitches.
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