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What is fucked cannot be unfucked

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Re: What is fucked cannot be unfucked
« Reply #240 on: October 19, 2018, 10:59:56 AM »
This is what I don't understand.  I'm supposedly not as smart as the President of our University and the BoT's but what the fuck are they thinking or seeing in Gus?  Why in fucksake would you make a contract like that.  I just don't get it.  Did they just not want to deal with a coaching search?  Does Gus give really good blow-jobs? 
He's got pictures of somebody with dead hookers or live boys.
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Re: What is fucked cannot be unfucked
« Reply #241 on: October 19, 2018, 11:17:21 AM »
He's got pictures of somebody with dead hookers or live boys.
Yella fella likes the boys?
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Re: What is fucked cannot be unfucked
« Reply #242 on: October 19, 2018, 01:33:42 PM »
We lose the rematch against UGA in the SECCG because we have no running back healthy enough to carry the load similar to @ UGA the year before when they had a most pathetic team.
WE had a healthy RB. He was just sideline decor!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: What is fucked cannot be unfucked
« Reply #243 on: October 19, 2018, 01:45:52 PM »
WE had a healthy RB. He was just sideline decor!
Foul! He took me out of context. Who do I complain to, Kay Ivey? No...leftist sources indicate she's stroking out not to mention she's on the Awbun Bowd uh trusteeeez. Who is this healthy back you are referring to sir?  I gotta know.
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Re: What is fucked cannot be unfucked
« Reply #244 on: October 19, 2018, 02:14:12 PM »
Foul! He took me out of context. Who do I complain to, Kay Ivey? No...leftist sources indicate she's stroking out not to mention she's on the Awbun Bowd uh trusteeeez. Who is this healthy back you are referring to sir?  I gotta know.
Pettway was ready to go! He had been healthy for weeks. But apparently Gus had suspended him, but told no one. Word is he was back to full speed. I shudder to think of the ass whooping we would have given UGA with him back there!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: What is fucked cannot be unfucked
« Reply #245 on: October 19, 2018, 02:23:49 PM »
Pettway was ready to go! He had been healthy for weeks. But apparently Gus had suspended him, but told no one. Word is he was back to full speed. I shudder to think of the ass whooping we would have given UGA with him back there!
All the more reason then to unload this shithead on a network dedicated to boring an audience to death.
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Re: What is fucked cannot be unfucked
« Reply #246 on: October 20, 2018, 09:49:38 PM »
Pettway was ready to go! He had been healthy for weeks. But apparently Gus had suspended him, but told no one. Word is he was back to full speed. I shudder to think of the ass whooping we would have given UGA with him back there!
Yup. He was healthy. WOTS Pettway failed a drug test...he liked to smoke and Malzahn apparently doesn't allow that, so he went with a busted up RB that could barely hold the football. Smh.
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