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How Bad is the O Line?

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How Bad is the O Line?
« on: September 26, 2022, 09:55:41 AM »
Tank had 66 YAC on Saturday.

His final stat line: 19 rushes...44 yards.
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Re: How Bad is the O Line?
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2022, 12:45:24 PM »
hard to get ones head wrapped around that stat line.
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Re: How Bad is the O Line?
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2022, 01:16:21 PM »
hard to get ones head wrapped around that stat line.

Ball is snapped at the 20 yard line.

Tank is hit at the 18 and falls forward to the 20.

He has 2 YAC and 0 yds rushing.

Sorry...I think you meant the paltry production on nearly 20 carries.  Agreed.  Astounding.
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« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2022, 01:22:33 PM »
Ball is snapped at the 20 yard line.

Tank is hit at the 18 and falls forward to the 20.

He has 2 YAC and 0 yds rushing.

Sorry...I think you meant the paltry production on nearly 20 carries.  Agreed.  Astounding.

i was told there would be no math.

none of this should be a shock to anyone.  the first game proved to all what we've known for a long time. 

it'll only get worse as we play better teams.

did i tell anyone i celebrated with a $50 bottle of champagne and a $2.50 bag of chips?   
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Re: How Bad is the O Line?
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2022, 02:41:00 PM »

Sorry...I think you meant the paltry production on nearly 20 carries.  Agreed.  Astounding.

Correct...it's hard to digest how it can happen. IT = all of that in the stat you posted. Takes a ton of "bad".

Tank should have left. I feel bad for him. We've let him go to waste.
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Re: How Bad is the O Line?
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2022, 03:06:41 PM »
Correct...it's hard to digest how it can happen. IT = all of that in the stat you posted. Takes a ton of "bad".

Tank should have left. I feel bad for him. We've let him go to waste.

I feel bad for the kid, but he saw this team and staff up close and personal and bought in.  Hell, his was part of the base of my own optimism for this season.
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Re: How Bad is the O Line?
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2022, 03:47:32 PM »
I'm not too worried where Tank is concerned.  NFL scouts know if a guy can ball, regardless of his production, or lack thereof in college.  I can name quite a few guys that have/had nice careers in the league despite a dumbass, armchair QB like myself thinking there's no way that guy has a chance.  Start with Neiko Torched.  Brandon King?  Hell, he barely played at Auburn. 

Remember an offensive lineman who transferred in from cough cough....UMass in 2019?  Jack Driscoll, ladies and gentlemen.  He's still with the Philadelphia Eagles.  He started last year.  Don't know if he's still a starter this year.

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« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2022, 04:09:39 PM »
Speaking of O-linemen, Tate Johnson is out 6-8 weeks.  Will have surgery on his elbow he injured in Saturday's game.

Anybody seen Nick Brahms?  Did something happen to him? 

Tee Jay will practice this week, but like Gus always said, "We'll know more by the end of the week."
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Re: How Bad is the O Line?
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2022, 05:11:12 PM »

Anybody seen Nick Brahms?  Did something happen to him? 

You serious, Clark?
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« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2022, 05:17:25 PM »
You serious, Clark?

If something happened to him, that news flew right over my head.
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Re: How Bad is the O Line?
« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2022, 05:27:01 PM »
If something happened to him, that news flew right over my head.

Yeah, well...with you it's hard to tell sometimes.
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« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2022, 05:35:50 PM »
Yeah, well...with you it's hard to tell sometimes.

I just figured his status was up in the air.
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Re: How Bad is the O Line?
« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2022, 07:12:38 PM »
You serious, Clark?
You are seriously asking if he’s serious?

Seriously? Yes he’s serious. He doesn’t have a fucking clue. He still thinks Ben Tamburello is on the 3 deep.
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Re: How Bad is the O Line?
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2022, 08:24:27 AM »
If something happened to him, that news flew right over my head.

Time for a new joke. You’re treading into wiregrass territory.
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Re: How Bad is the O Line?
« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2022, 09:56:59 AM »
More statistical salt in the OL wound:  42.2% of AU's run plays went for 0 or fewer yards.

https://twitter.com/NathanKing247/status/1574753688371040257
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« Reply #15 on: September 27, 2022, 10:01:42 AM »
More statistical salt in the OL wound:  42.2% of AU's run plays went for 0 or fewer yards.

https://twitter.com/NathanKing247/status/1574753688371040257
Perfectly justifies the lack of OL recruiting last year by Braman Hairlip.
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Re: How Bad is the O Line?
« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2022, 10:42:50 AM »
Time for a new joke. You’re treading into wiregrass territory.
how about yo mama? She likes to tread there.
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« Reply #17 on: September 27, 2022, 10:50:16 AM »
how about yo mama? She likes to tread there.

Yo mama' so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
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« Reply #18 on: September 27, 2022, 10:53:28 AM »
Yo mama' so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
Yo mama is so stupid when the teacher told her to do an essay, she fucked a Mexican.
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Re: How Bad is the O Line?
« Reply #19 on: September 27, 2022, 02:43:48 PM »
If this OL was a piece of toast it would be the soggy scrap you find in the bottom of your cereal bowl after dunking it and thinking you had eaten it all. 
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