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2021 Pandemic Version Of Baseball Bitchin' & Moanin'

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« Reply #300 on: October 22, 2021, 10:05:45 AM »
The esteemed hippie from Oregon brought this point up yesterday, and I'm jumping on the Barves bandwagon because of it.

I don't listen to him ever since he ditched me when I was out there.  I was going to reign pestilence and plague upon him but he already lives in Oregon.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #301 on: October 22, 2021, 12:14:30 PM »
We close this bitch out Saturday night.  And yes, I hope MLB has to eat a puss covered cock having to spend time in the ATL.
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« Reply #302 on: October 22, 2021, 01:08:43 PM »
We close this bitch out Saturday night.  And yes, I hope MLB has to eat a puss covered cock having to spend time in the ATL.

MLB going ATM in the ATL.  That has a nice ring to it.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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« Reply #303 on: October 22, 2021, 09:00:29 PM »
And yes, I hope MLB has to eat a puss covered cock having to spend time in the ATL.
That I can agree with.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #304 on: October 24, 2021, 12:09:55 AM »
When does Abrams start campaigning to have the World Series moved from Atlanta?
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #305 on: October 24, 2021, 11:17:28 AM »
When does Abrams start campaigning to have the World Series moved from Atlanta?


Can drive a truck through that gap.

Wonder who she will “axe” about it?
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« Reply #306 on: October 24, 2021, 01:25:44 PM »
When does Abrams start campaigning to have the World Series moved from Atlanta?

Didn’t know whether to smile at her or kick a field goal.  It’s gooood.
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« Reply #307 on: October 25, 2021, 10:16:05 AM »
Buzz, anything exciting happening tomorrow in sports?

Only thing I can think of is that Mascoutah High School Girls Volleyball has a Regional Semi Final against the East St Louis Flyers.  Also, the 8th Grade Holy Childhood boys basketball team has their third game of the season against the St John Lutheran team.  Mini AUJ had a break out game last week against St James, scoring a team high 19.
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« Reply #308 on: October 25, 2021, 11:58:51 AM »
Buzz, anything exciting happening tomorrow in sports?

Only thing I can think of is that Mascoutah High School Girls Volleyball has a Regional Semi Final against the East St Louis Flyers.  Also, the 8th Grade Holy Childhood boys basketball team has their third game of the season against the St John Lutheran team.  Mini AUJ had a break out game last week against St James, scoring a team high 19.
There are several good JV football games coming up in the next few nights.  Plus, I have an old guy slow pitch softball game tomorrow night.  That will definitely be must see TV.
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« Reply #309 on: October 26, 2021, 02:26:12 PM »
Since there's nothing good on TV tonight, I think the Mrs. and I may get a jump on a little early Christmas shopping. 
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« Reply #310 on: October 26, 2021, 02:45:41 PM »
Since there's nothing good on TV tonight, I think the Mrs. and I may get a jump on a little early Christmas shopping.
I PM'ed you all my sizes, and my favorite color is blue.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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« Reply #311 on: October 26, 2021, 03:18:36 PM »
Since there's nothing good on TV tonight, I think the Mrs. and I may get a jump on a little early Christmas shopping.

If you want the link to watch high school volleyball online, let me know, and I'll get you my login...

Seriously, good luck tonight.  Enjoy the feeling in your stomach, and how you haven't been able to eat since breakfast.  Enjoy the feeling of only exhaling when the ball hits your catcher's mitt.  Late October baseball is the absolute best...

I guess there's only one thing left to do...
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« Reply #312 on: October 26, 2021, 03:54:55 PM »
If you want the link to watch high school volleyball online, let me know, and I'll get you my login...

Seriously, good luck tonight.  Enjoy the feeling in your stomach, and how you haven't been able to eat since breakfast.  Enjoy the feeling of only exhaling when the ball hits your catcher's mitt.  Late October baseball is the absolute best...

I guess there's only one thing left to do...
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« Reply #313 on: October 26, 2021, 05:03:09 PM »
I PM'ed you all my sizes, and my favorite color is blue.

soon as those cargo boats get docked in LA, he's soooooooo gonna by you those clothes.
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« Reply #314 on: October 26, 2021, 05:13:50 PM »
If you want the link to watch high school volleyball online, let me know, and I'll get you my login...

Seriously, good luck tonight.  Enjoy the feeling in your stomach, and how you haven't been able to eat since breakfast.  Enjoy the feeling of only exhaling when the ball hits your catcher's mitt.  Late October baseball is the absolute best...

I guess there's only one thing left to do...


Here's the best way to describe my outlook on tonight.  The 2013 MNC game between The University of Auburn and Florida State.  FSU pretty much bitch slapped err'body all season.  We were coming off the worst season in AU history, and finding a way for everything to fall into place for us to be in the Natty, my only hope was that we didn't walk out holding our asses in our hands. 

Then we get the ball to start and Mason rips off about 12 on the first carry of the game.  That's when I exhaled and thought, "Okay, we can play with these guys."  Until I see us put up a crooked number or two, I'll go into this thing expecting a 4 game sweep.   
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« Reply #315 on: October 27, 2021, 06:50:32 AM »
Glad to see the braves took game one.  I need the Astros in 5 which gives the most number of games in Atlanta for woke MLB to choke on dicks.
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« Reply #316 on: October 27, 2021, 11:08:22 AM »
Glad to see the braves took game one.  I need the Astros in 5 which gives the most number of games in Atlanta for woke MLB to choke on dicks.

I hump half of your post. 
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« Reply #317 on: October 27, 2021, 11:13:06 AM »
Game 1 win means we won't get swept.  Boom!

I know it's playoff baseball, and it's managed differently with way more pitching changes than would be made in the regular season.  So that obviously lengthens the games.  But holy damn, they need to do something to speed this up.  That game didn't get over until right around 11:30.  I'm not doing that again tonight.  I need a lot more beauty rest than most.
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« Reply #318 on: October 27, 2021, 11:25:09 AM »
Game 1 win means we won't get swept.  Boom!

I know it's playoff baseball, and it's managed differently with way more pitching changes than would be made in the regular season.  So that obviously lengthens the games.  But holy damn, they need to do something to speed this up.  That game didn't get over until right around 11:30.  I'm not doing that again tonight.  I need a lot more beauty rest than most.

If you morning drink, you'll pass out in time to wake up for the game.  Just sayin'.
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« Reply #319 on: October 27, 2021, 11:41:56 AM »
If you morning drink, you'll pass out in time to wake up for the game.  Just sayin'.

I want to party with you, Cowboy.
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