Actually I wasn't. I was trying to watch other shit but my fucking phone kept blowing up with ESPN having multiple orgasms over him not completely sucking ass for once in the last five years. Magic? Fuck that noise. No magic. He might win at some point. Never said he wouldn't. Hell logic dictates that if he plays enough tournaments he will eventually win one same as the rest of the field. Doesn't make him less of a chump. If/when the surgical pins come flying out of his back because "he swings so hard" (fuck him) I won't really give a shit either way except that I'll dread having to hear about his fucking rehab and how he's going to be 'back' again at some point. I don't like the guy, I've never liked the guy. I'm not going to start now. "The biggest name in golf" is EXACTLY why I have a problem with this motherfucker. He hasn't done a single shitting thing of any substance or relevance in nearly five years. Other players have. But the media has to stroke his filthy dick and ignore the remainder of the game. If they'd let go of his ass and actually put the work in to tell the stories of other players, tournaments, events, etc.? Maybe this fuck would fade into history where he belongs -- EVEN if he wins another tournament or two. I don't shoot 78. I can, but I usually score more like Woods does for the last half decade and am in the mid 80s. And I never, ever talk about Tiger Fucking Woods except to note some things here. Other people mention him in passing, but he isn't even on my radar when I'm playing. If I'm going to watch a fucking tournament (which I rarely do) I want to see the leaders and some of the other interesting stories of the week. This week it happened to be that muddy fucker apparently because he was in contention. That's fine. But when i can't even find out a single fucking thing about any of the rest of the tournament -- including who won -- without dumpster diving through five or six different Woods is back articles? Then I'm in Fuck that Clown mode. When he was in "contention" (and not even in the Top Eight at the time) I got nothing on my phone but damn near constant alerts about whatever shot he made. "Woods hits the Fairway on 11" WHY do I give a fuck about that? He was in fourth or fifth place at the time. Tell me who's winning. Don't deprive those guys of their story. He doesn't have to be "four shots off the lead." If his dim ass is still on the course, even if he's barely made the cut, the media will report on what color shit he took behind a tree on the 15th and ignore everything else going on in the tournament. Some ESPN or CBS asshole will probably run over, scoop the turds into a bag, send half off to be analyzed and taste the other half to see if they can discern what brand of fruit rollups the funky fuck eats. Give it a fucking rest. I guess that's what pisses me off. I enjoyed following the game much more when he wasn't a constant part of it. Did I mention I hate this fucking time change? I've been pissed off all day about nothing in particular.
My boy, J-Spieth (His close friends call him that) is going to get it together and wear that green jacket this year. They already know his size.
UMBC knocks off Virginia. Top story on ESPN. That was followed by a hole-by-hole review of yesterday's round by this fuckhole. He's in 17th place. Not once did they mention the other 17 who are ahead of him. This is good for golf?
Finished 5th.
Whippee shit.
Rory was off the chain today. Shot a final round 64. Fairways, greens, solid putting. On 16, (I believe) he hit a 374 yard drive. Seriously? They don't do that shit in long drive contests.
Who is Rory? I only ever heard of tiger wood!
Somebody said that Tiger Wood feller saved golf from extinction.
To Tiger Woods
Best damn player to ever grace the game.
Tiger once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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