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Speaking Of Snakes...
« on: April 11, 2012, 12:46:31 PM »
Well okay, so we weren't.  But, one of the secretaries here just told me about her next door neighbor, a 14 year old boy, who got popped by a water mocassin this past weekend. They have some swampy land behind their house and this boy and another were walking across a log and he slipped and his leg went in the water.  He was bitten twice on the leg.

Within about 30 minutes, she said it looked like his leg was about to explode.  Now get this.  He's rushed to one of the hospitals here, where he's given 2 anti-venom shots and put on an amberlamps to B'ham with 2 more shots to be given on the way.  He's in ICU in the Ham.  The bill for 35 minutes at Flowers Hospital and 2 anti-venom shots......$198,000.00.  With more shots and ICU, you're easily looking at $1 million.

I think it's an obvious mistake in billing but what if it's not?  Anyone ever heered of such?  Plus, mocassins are obviously legendary when it comes to scaring the bajeebus out of people, but I've never actually heard of someone getting bitten.  Apparently some seriously bad venom.
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Re: Speaking Of Snakes...
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2012, 12:56:55 PM »
HAS to be a mistake in billing. A heart transplant doesn't cost a million.
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Re: Speaking Of Snakes...
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2012, 12:58:27 PM »
Antivenin.
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« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2012, 12:59:47 PM »
Antivenin.

Really?  Seriously...never seen it spelled.  Always assumed people were saying anti-venom because...well, you know...

Learn something new everyday.
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« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2012, 01:04:20 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2012, 01:05:34 PM »
Really?  Seriously...never seen it spelled.  Always assumed people were saying anti-venom because...well, you know...

Learn something new everyday.

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« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2012, 01:06:50 PM »
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Re: Speaking Of Snakes...
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2012, 01:07:49 PM »
Both are acceptable in the English language: Antivenom (or antivenin or antivenene).

Don't listen to Webster.
« Last Edit: April 11, 2012, 01:08:44 PM by Godfather »
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Re: Speaking Of Snakes...
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2012, 01:10:17 PM »
Antivenin.

Wes would know. He's a lawyer. He's required to get milked twice a week. 
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Re: Speaking Of Snakes...
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2012, 01:12:45 PM »
Don't listen to Webster.



Now listen here, bitch.  Just because I had Michael Jackson's hand shoved up my ass doesn't mean I'm not credible.
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« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2012, 01:14:53 PM »
Both are acceptable in the English language: Antivenom (or antivenin or antivenene).

Don't listen to Webster.

Well, either way, he hyphenated it and I demand a full deduction of points for this!
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Re: Speaking Of Snakes...
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2012, 02:12:59 PM »
Wes would know. He's a lawyer. He's required to get milked twice a week.


I like being milked every night.
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Re: Speaking Of Snakes...
« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2012, 02:14:29 PM »
Well okay, so we weren't.  But, one of the secretaries here just told me about her next door neighbor, a 14 year old boy, who got popped by a water mocassin this past weekend. They have some swampy land behind their house and this boy and another were walking across a log and he slipped and his leg went in the water.  He was bitten twice on the leg.

Within about 30 minutes, she said it looked like his leg was about to explode.  Now get this.  He's rushed to one of the hospitals here, where he's given 2 anti-venom shots and put on an amberlamps to B'ham with 2 more shots to be given on the way.  He's in ICU in the Ham.  The bill for 35 minutes at Flowers Hospital and 2 anti-venom shots......$198,000.00.  With more shots and ICU, you're easily looking at $1 million.

I think it's an obvious mistake in billing but what if it's not?  Anyone ever heered of such?  Plus, mocassins are obviously legendary when it comes to scaring the bajeebus out of people, but I've never actually heard of someone getting bitten.  Apparently some seriously bad venom.

I've heard that cottonmouths/water moccasins are among the most aggressive of the poisonous snakes in the US and I have heard of people getting bitten.  When this kid slipped he most likely stepped on it.  There's an old wive's tale that they can't strike underwater but, as is obvious in this case, that isn't true.
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« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2012, 03:09:40 PM »
Just for the record, I am not a fan of old wives.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Speaking Of Snakes...
« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2012, 04:05:41 PM »
Just for the record, I am not a fan of old wives.

Yeah, they have tails and are full of venom.
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Re: Speaking Of Snakes...
« Reply #15 on: April 11, 2012, 04:39:49 PM »
I grew up on the Alabama river. The first thing always loaded into the boat was the gun. I've seen some big ass water moccasins. They love to sun themselves on the bank.
Thought it would be funny one day to hit one with my lure. Not funny. He chased it back to the boat and tried to get in. Harder to hit with a .22 pistol when they are moving.
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« Reply #16 on: April 11, 2012, 04:42:36 PM »
Just for the record, I am not a fan of old wives.

The problem with old wives is they usually have old husbands with guns.
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« Reply #17 on: April 11, 2012, 04:43:33 PM »
I got a snake for y'all.
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Re: Speaking Of Snakes...
« Reply #18 on: April 11, 2012, 04:49:32 PM »
I've heard that cottonmouths/water moccasins are among the most aggressive of the poisonous snakes in the US and I have heard of people getting bitten.  When this kid slipped he most likely stepped on it.  There's an old wive's tale that they can't strike underwater but, as is obvious in this case, that isn't true.

They are very aggressive and let out a strong musk as well. Copperheads and Rattlesnakes (some) would just as soon be left alone. Cottonmouths are just plain mean and itching to hit a lick.   (Too soon?)
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Re: Speaking Of Snakes...
« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2012, 04:51:16 PM »
Cottonmouths are just plain mean and itching to hit a lick.

Only when they on dat spice.
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