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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: wesfau2 on August 03, 2016, 08:54:16 AM
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Starts TODAY, motherfuckers!
Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
The offseason is finally, officially over.
Make a crazy prediction to celebrate. I'll make 3:
1) The Auburn defense will be Top 5 in the SEC;
2) JF3 takes the starting job by the LSU game;
3) The Iron Bowl champ wins the SECW...wearing Burnt Orange and Navy Blue.
GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!!!
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National Championship!
CONCEDE NOTHING!
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Alabama has the best defense since 92'.
I know. Crazy, right?
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Starts TODAY, motherfuckers!
Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
The offseason is finally, officially over.
Make a crazy prediction to celebrate. I'll make 3:
1) The Auburn defense will be Top 5 in the SEC;
2) JF3 takes the starting job by the LSU game;
3) The Iron Bowl champ wins the SECW...wearing Burnt Orange and Navy Blue.
GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alabama is changing their colors to orange and blue? So just what in the hell are we supposed to wear?
I have a lot of money invested in my wardrobe going back over 40 years. A lot more money than any of you can imagine. And I still wear a lot of these things.
I'm calling the SEC commissioner's office about this.
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Crazy Prediction.
In the 3rd week of the season, airfares drop to an all-time record low. A conflict arises for an Auburn fan in Texas and he can't make the game. So, he graciously offers his 2 tickets and room at the Courtyard Auburn to a neighbor who he knows to be an Auburn fan as well, free of charge. The Courtyard Auburn offers free Continental Breakfast and free shuttle service to and from the airport and JHS.
Dallas makes a game.
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IT'S THE START OF THE PRESEASON BITCHES!
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Crazy Prediction.
In the 3rd week of the season, airfares drop to an all-time record low. A conflict arises for an Auburn fan in Texas and he can't make the game. So, he graciously offers his 2 tickets and room at the Courtyard Auburn to a neighbor who he knows to be an Auburn fan as well, free of charge. The Courtyard Auburn offers free Continental Breakfast and free shuttle service to and from the airport and JHS.
Dallas makes a game.
All that said, I have seen dallas present at an Auburn game. If I had known then what I know now, I would have taken a picture. Its like seeing a midget ride a unicorn.
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All that said, I have seen dallas present at an Auburn game. If I had known then what I know now, I would have taken a picture. Its like seeing a midget ride a unicorn.
It's inter-species erotica, Fucko.
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Crazy Prediction.
In the 3rd week of the season, airfares drop to an all-time record low. A conflict arises for an Auburn fan in Texas and he can't make the game. So, he graciously offers his 2 tickets and room at the Courtyard Auburn to a neighbor who he knows to be an Auburn fan as well, free of charge. The Courtyard Auburn offers free Continental Breakfast and free shuttle service to and from the airport and JHS.
Dallas makes a game.
www.gofunddallastomakeagame.com
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Crazy Prediction.
In the 3rd week of the season, airfares drop to an all-time record low. A conflict arises for an Auburn fan in Texas and he can't make the game. So, he graciously offers his 2 tickets and room at the Courtyard Auburn to a neighbor who he knows to be an Auburn fan as well, free of charge. The Courtyard Auburn offers free Continental Breakfast and free shuttle service to and from the airport and JHS.
Dallas makes a game.
www.gofunddallastomakeagame.com
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It's inter-species erotica, Fucko.
I miss my donkey.
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My crazy prediction.....
Auburn starts the regular season with a win against a dark lord spawn.
Auburn ends the regular season with a win and beheading of dark lord himself.
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IT'S THE START OF THE PRESEASON BITCHES!
:woot:
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www.gofunddallastomakeagame.com
I hate that link
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www.gofunddallastomakeagame.com
Trade in the keen mustang for tickets! #boom
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Trade in the keen mustang for tickets! #boom
or, drive the keen machine there for all to see. :cool:
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Even if he scrapes up enough to make it to a game, he won't be able to splurge on a hot dog and a souvenir cup coke.
Some of you guys can step up to help if you want.
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Even if he scrapes up enough to make it to a game, he won't be able to splurge on a hot dog and a souvenir cup coke.
Some of you guys can step up to help if you want.
We follow your lead
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Even if he scrapes up enough to make it to a game, he won't be able to splurge on a hot dog and a souvenir cup coke.
Some of you guys can step up to help if you want.
I donate to "smoking joe" and eat there, souvenir cups always get taken by TSA.
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or, drive the keen machine there for all to see. :cool:
Hope to have my new rig there every home game. As close to joe as I can get it.
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As close to joe as I can get it.
How sweet.
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How sweet.
He's a very manly guy. I mean, hello.
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Hope to have my new rig there every home game. As close to joe as I can get it.
We are looking at the Vandy game as the one we want to try and make.
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We are looking at the Vandy game as the one we want to try and make.
<scratches Vandy game off list>
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<scratches Vandy game off list>
Yeah, looks like I have to wash my lawn tractor on that day.
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We are looking at the Vandy game as the one we want to try and make.
<scratches Vandy game off list>
Ticket prices drop.
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I'm hoping to make the AU-Corndog game as my shift schedule permits it as of today. At a $150/ticket in the north end zone, I'm expecting an AU TIGER win with a Miles post-game presser for the ages. The last AU-Corndog game I attended was 1994, and the last AU game I attended was Vandy in 2001.
WDE!
Woody Barrett starts and finishes the season as our QB.
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<scratches Vandy game off list>
Post of the year.
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<scratches Vandy game off list>
BOOM!
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Woody Barrett starts and finishes the season as our QB.
Insanity.
Post of the year.
Fuckin A.
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I'm hoping to make the AU-Corndog game as my shift schedule permits it as of today. At a $150/ticket in the north end zone, I'm expecting an AU TIGER win with a Miles post-game presser for the ages. The last AU-Corndog game I attended was 1994, and the last AU game I attended was Vandy in 2001.
WDE!
Woody Barrett starts and finishes the season as our QB.
<scratches corndog game off the list>
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<scratches corndog game off the list>
If folks don't keep their flan holes shut, you're going to be reduced to the Alabama A&M game.
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If folks don't keep their flan holes shut, you're going to be reduced to the Alabama A&M game.
I'll meet you outside JHS for the band entrance.
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I'm hoping to make the AU-Corndog game as my shift schedule permits it as of today. At a $150/ticket in the north end zone, I'm expecting an AU TIGER win with a Miles post-game presser for the ages. The last AU-Corndog game I attended was 1994, and the last AU game I attended was Vandy in 2001.
WDE!
Woody Barrett starts and finishes the season as our QB.
Cool man. It'll be great to hang and drink beer.
Just so you know, our exact location is at the corner of Ross and Glenn on the front lawn of the police station. You can't miss us. We setup right beside the row of parked police cars. Stop by and stay the whole day if you want.
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I'll meet you outside JHS for the band entrance.
That's what I'm talking about! Have bail money ready, because I plan on saying things to those voluptuous wimmens that could result in some misdemeanor charges.
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That's what I'm talking about! Have bail money ready, because I plan on saying things to those voluptuous wimmens that could result in some misdemeanor charges.
https://youtu.be/CVmO30MJhe8
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corner of Ross and Glenn
More like Glen and Gary Suck Ross's Meaty Cock and Drop Their Hairy Nuts in His Eager Mouth.
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More like Glen and Gary Suck Ross's Meaty Cock and Drop Their Hairy Nuts in His Eager Mouth.
Now he's really gonna show up there.
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More like Glen and Gary Suck Ross's Meaty rooster and Drop Their Hairy Nuts in His Eager Mouth.
Is that like a sequel?
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More like Glen and Gary Suck Ross's Meaty Cock and Drop Their Hairy Nuts in His Eager Mouth.
More like a reimagining.
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More like a reimagining.
With fewer women.
Like, no women.
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https://youtu.be/CVmO30MJhe8
Damn amighty!
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Apparently Jovon Robinson wasn't at practice today.
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Apparently Jovon Robinson wasn't at practice today.
Not exactly the glowing, positive news I was hoping for with the very first report from Fall camp. And I'm sure Gus will address it in detail.
"Yeeeaah...he's working through some issues right now. That's between me and him so I can't comment on it. But we'll revisit that later in the week. Right now, we're just trying to get better each day."
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Not exactly the glowing, positive news I was hoping for with the very first report from Fall camp. And I'm sure Gus will address it in detail.
"Yeeeaah...he's working through some issues right now. That's between me and him so I can't comment on it. But we'll revisit that later in the week. Right now, we're just trying to get better each day."
I thought we had already covered that plagiarism thing?
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Baylor transfer-prospect QB Jarrett Stidham was watching practice in Auburn today.
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Baylor transfer-prospect QB Jarrett Stidham was watching practice in Auburn today.
Kinky!
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Who is ready to touch tips at the Clemson game?
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Who is ready to touch tips at the Clemson game?
Say it baby, say it.
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Say it baby, say it.
Cock of the walk, babe.
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Practice? We talkin' bout practice?
I predict that Tens of fans will be in attendance for the Vandy game.
Also, 3-9 if we squeak by the mighty Bulldawgs from Huntsvegas.
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I predict Gus will throw Jovon Robinson off the team before the first practice of the season.
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I predict Gus will throw Jovon Robinson off the team before the first practice of the season.
It's like it happens then you predict it. I like it, Monty!
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http://auburn.247sports.com/Bolt/Martin-protects-ball-impresses-Malzahn-46674028
AUBURN, Ala. – Kam Martin got his first opportunity to show the Auburn coaching staff what he can do in a live setting during Tuesday's scrimmage. He still has progress to make, said Gus Malzahn, but Martin did show potential that could lead to him seeing playing time as a true freshman in 2016.
"He's a smart guy," Malzahn said. "He just needs more experience as far as the run game goes. He got a handful of carries."
The most important aspect of Martin's performance, though? He held onto the football.
"A freshman, that's what I'm always looking at, especially from a running back standpoint," Malzahn said. "If they're going to play early, can they protect the football? And he did that today. That's really what stood out to me."
A native of Port Arthur, Texas, Martin is undersized at 5-foot-10 and 177 pounds but has "a lot of speed," according to Auburn H-back Chandler Cox. Martin showed it on plenty of occasions in high school. The former Baylor commit rushed for 3,500 yards and 44 touchdowns during his career at Memorial High School.
"(Speed is) something we need at running back," Cox said. "We’re kind of a bigger group now, 230-plus guys. I think him — he’s going to help us out, because losing (former Auburn running back) Roc (Thomas), he was our speed guy kind of, and Kam Martin has all that speed. I think he has a lot of potential, a lot of big things for him to come in the future.â€
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http://auburn.247sports.com/Bolt/Who-won-the-Chandler-Cox-Deshaun-Davis-collision-46673307
AUBURN, Ala. – Auburn moved two of its H-backs to running back this spring in an effort to add a more physical element to the run game. Has it worked? Well enough, as Deshaun Davis can attest.
Davis, a sophomore linebacker, met up with H-back Chandler Cox during one of Cox’s carries in Tuesday’s scrimmage, the first of fall camp.
Davis wasn’t shy about admitting who got the better of the encounter.
“Chandler won that one,†Davis said after the scrimmage. “Chandler won. He got a better end of it. When I tackled him, he kind of went forward and I fell on the side of him. He got the better end of that one.â€
Last week, Cox said he looks forward to opportunities like he received Tuesday.
“It’s super exciting. It’s something I’ve always wanted to do,†Cox said. “When I came to Auburn, I wanted to run the ball. They’re giving me that chance, and I think it’s good for me too, because I want to help this team as much as I can.â€
The 6-foot-1, 236-pound Cox has split time at H-back and running back in fall camp, while Kamryn Pettway is working exclusively at running back. Both bring the physicality Auburn was looking for in the spring, but that’s not all.
“When you see big guys like that, you don’t think that they have speed, but they can really get on the edge also and turn the corner,†Davis said. “It’s like a two-headed monster.â€
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I thought JF3 was the speed guy!
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And of course,
http://auburn.247sports.com/Article/Where-Auburns-quarterbacks-stand-after-1st-preseason-scrimmage-46672616
AUBURN, Ala. — Gus Malzahn is still working through his thought process at quarterback.
It’s possible he could name a starter this week, and he’s not sure if he will need a scrimmage Saturday to make the final decision.
“Well, I don't know about that,†Malzahn said Tuesday, the Tigers’ first scrimmage inside Jordan-Hare Stadium. “But we will have another scrimmage, and it'll be this weekend. It'll be pretty quick. I'm not ready to say that right now. Like I said, I wasn't just looking at the quarterbacks. I was looking at everybody. This will be a good evaluation.â€
Auburn coaches will conduct a second practice later today to correct mistakes from the scrimmage. Tuesday marks the first two-a-day practices of preseason camp, the sixth day of training.
Jeremy Johnson, Sean White and John Franklin III scored touchdowns but Franklin III had a turnover, according to a source. Johnson threw a beautiful long pass to Eli Stove to the 3-yard line and the quarterback scored a touchdown on a run on the next play. White appears to be the favorite heading into the final scrimmage, according to a source.
Only freshman Woody Barrett was allowed to be tackled during the scrimmage and the three contenders for the starting job were off limits from defenders.
Plans could change for the potential starters Saturday.
“We’d like to not have to [tackle the potential starters]†Malzahn said. “It is a possibility. But each time, we're putting them into some pressure situations and competitive situations. We're hoping we can make that call without having to do that.â€
Several teammates believe the upcoming decision from Malzahn will be difficult to make after the scrimmage Tuesday.
“I mean, if everybody’s going to score I’m pretty sure it’ll be difficult,†said Stevens, who caught one pass in the scrimmage.
“You see them make certain plays, and you’re like, ‘Wow!,’†offensive lineman Braden Smith said. “They’re all really great quarterbacks, and at the end of the day, it’s going to be a battle till the end, I feel like.â€
The first-team unit played 37 snaps, the second-team unit played 29 plays and the third-team unit worked 42 plays. Barrett played more than the other three quarterbacks. Devin Adams also threw a pass caught with one hand by Stove along the left sideline.
The three quarterbacks mixed it up with starters and backups.
“As far as the quarterbacks, in this league, things are going to break down because of the defenses,†Malzahn said. “You've got to protect the football. You need to make a play when things break down. We're watching all those things from above while all three are getting equal reps with the ones and twos. I want to see how they react with both groups. I want to see how the players in the groups react to them as far as their leadership, as far as their energy and their belief. So we're evaluating that right now.â€
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I thought JF3 was the speed guy!
Maybe we can be more than a one horse posse.
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Johnson threw a beautiful long pass to Eli Stove to the 3-yard line and the quarterback scored a touchdown on a run on the next play
He did that last year too...against the 3rd stringers...I am so stoked...
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Maybe we can be more than a one horse posse.
Have you met our coach?
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He did that last year too...against the 3rd stringers...I am so stoked...
Drink some mead an shut up old man.
Seriously, right now, I'm more concerned with the RB situation. Sean will be the starter unless Barrett makes some serious waves in fall camp. The RB depth is thin, so any good news that praises all the current roster enlistees is good news to me.
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Watch video.....
http://auburn.247sports.com/Bolt/Watch-Stoves-1-handed-grab-more-in-micd-up-video-with-Lashlee-46693986
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Watch video.....
http://auburn.247sports.com/Bolt/Watch-Stoves-1-handed-grab-more-in-micd-up-video-with-Lashlee-46693986
Some hittin' going on there, Can't wait til Saturday. Gonna' be on teh Planes watching some of that.
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Some hittin' going on there, Can't wait til Saturday. Gonna' be on teh Planes watching some of that.
Gonna do that Facebook Live stuff so the rest of us can live vicariously through you?
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Gonna do that Facebook Live stuff so the rest of us can live vicariously through you?
That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works.
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Some hittin' going on there, Can't wait til Saturday. Gonna' be on teh Planes watching some of that.
^^^Get a load of this guy. Big shit talker if you ask me.
If you really go to practice, how about some shower pics to prove it Mr. "Can't wait til Saturday".
Preferably of Carl Lawson. But you ain't going to no practice.
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Drink some mead an shut up old man.
Seriously, right now, I'm more concerned with the RB situation. Sean will be the starter unless Barrett makes some serious waves in fall camp. The RB depth is thin, so any good news that praises all the current roster enlistees is good news to me.
Word is we are six deep in the stable, all of them poised to contend for the Heisman. The QB's are all top notch with big arms and speed to spare.
There... there's your good news!
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That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works.
Oh I see, "I gots mines"!
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https://www.facebook.com/AuburnTigers/videos/10154432982779894/
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https://www.facebook.com/AuburnTigers/videos/10154445004934894/
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https://www.facebook.com/AuburnTigers/videos/10154445004934894/
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https://www.facebook.com/AuburnTigers/videos/10154445004934894/
Its even better the second time.
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Are they still practicing? How long before Gus names a starting QB? After the next scrimmage? Is Wiregrass really gay?
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https://youtu.be/z1xXJOQNo90
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https://www.facebook.com/AuburnTigers/videos/10154445004934894/
https://www.facebook.com/AuburnTigers/videos/10154445004934894/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h03oaRIJ8W0
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Are they still practicing? How long before Gus names a starting QB? After the next scrimmage? Is Wiregrass really gay?
You have asked some really dumb things before but this ranks up there really high.
We are done with scrimmages before Clemson.
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You have asked some really dumb things before but this ranks up there really high.
We are done with scrimmages before Clemson.
Clemson is only a scrimmage?
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Clemson is only a scrimmage?
Obviously the game counts and I don't intend to take them lightly. But why else do you think that we will be starting what would likely be a 3rd string QB on any other SEC team?
I think Gus wants to keep it close and get us ready for tighter battles in the rest of the season.
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It's just a preseason game anyway.
- Tommy Tuberville
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A little tidbit of possible insider e-penis info from Bleacher Report. May mean nothing but at this point, I honestly don't care which one they name. I just want someone tabbed as the starter so they can get as many reps with the ones over the next 2 1/2 weeks as possible.
Auburn’s three-man preseason quarterback battle hasn’t offered coach Gus Malzahn an obvious answer yet, but the Tigers could gain a little more clarity this week.
That’s according to Brandon Marcello of AuburnUndercover, who reports that Auburn will name a starter this week, and that redshirt sophomore Sean White is “the man to beat†as of now.
As last season showed us, however, Malzahn naming a Week 1 starter certainly doesn’t guarantee anyone will remain in that role. So even if White truly is No. 1 on the current depth chart, Jeremy Johnson and John Franklin III should have their fair chances to unseat him.
White threw for 1,166 yards, one touchdown and four interceptions in five starts (seven appearances) last season.
Some had thought Franklin III would be able to take a hold of the starting job during fall camp, so it should be interesting to see where he ultimately falls in Auburn’s pecking order. According to Marcello, the dual-threat junior college transfer should still be “a consistent threat†in Wildcat packages if not named starter.
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A little tidbit of possible insider e-penis info from Bleacher Report. May mean nothing but at this point, I honestly don't care which one they name. I just want someone tabbed as the starter so they can get as many reps with the ones over the next 2 1/2 weeks as possible.
Auburn’s three-man preseason quarterback battle hasn’t offered coach Gus Malzahn an obvious answer yet, but the Tigers could gain a little more clarity this week.
That’s according to Brandon Marcello of AuburnUndercover, who reports that Auburn will name a starter this week, and that redshirt sophomore Sean White is “the man to beat†as of now.
As last season showed us, however, Malzahn naming a Week 1 starter certainly doesn’t guarantee anyone will remain in that role. So even if White truly is No. 1 on the current depth chart, Jeremy Johnson and John Franklin III should have their fair chances to unseat him.
White threw for 1,166 yards, one touchdown and four interceptions in five starts (seven appearances) last season.
Some had thought Franklin III would be able to take a hold of the starting job during fall camp, so it should be interesting to see where he ultimately falls in Auburn’s pecking order. According to Marcello, the dual-threat junior college transfer should still be “a consistent threat†in Wildcat packages if not named starter.
Should never be in the same paragraph. EVER
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No...there is a consistent threat in the wildcat packages. It will consistently fail miserably anywhere other than goal line situations.
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No...there is a consistent threat in the wildcat packages. It will consistently fail miserably anywhere other than goal line situations.
So your prediction of pain was more for our fanbase.
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So your prediction of pain was more for our fanbase.
Absolutely
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No...there is a consistent threat in the wildcat packages. It will consistently fail miserably anywhere other than goal line situations.
Arkansas' defense wants a word with you.
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Watched the first 5 minutes of Malzahn's press conference from today's practice. I've long since given up getting too excited or pissed off about the overall picture. I just try to stay excited that foosballz is here and whatever happens, happens. But Gus has said time and time again, leading into Fall Camp, that he wanted to name a starting QB early on go with that guy. Today was the same damn rhetoric coach speak shit we've heard forever.
"We're not ready to name a starter at quarterback just yet. There's no hurry. There's great competition between all 3....blah...fucking coach speak...BLAH!!!"
There's no hurry???? Are you serious??? One of the favorites to win the MNC this year is 2 weeks away and there's no hurry??? It's great competition going on???
Here's a piece of advice from the ultimate armchair QB who doesn't even pretend to know shit about your job. 2 WEEKS TIL KICKOFF! NAME THE STARTER AND LET HIM GET THE REPS.
This is no longer a matter of we, as the fans, want to know. This is football 101. Pick your guy and get him ready for Clemson!
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Watched the first 5 minutes of Malzahn's press conference from today's practice. I've long since given up getting too excited or pissed off about the overall picture. I just try to stay excited that foosballz is here and whatever happens, happens. But Gus has said time and time again, leading into Fall Camp, that he wanted to name a starting QB early on go with that guy. Today was the same damn rhetoric coach speak shit we've heard forever.
"We're not ready to name a starter at quarterback just yet. There's no hurry. There's great competition between all 3....blah...fucking coach speak...BLAH!!!"
There's no hurry???? Are you serious??? One of the favorites to win the MNC this year is 2 weeks away and there's no hurry??? It's great competition going on???
Here's a piece of advice from the ultimate armchair QB who doesn't even pretend to know shit about your job. 2 WEEKS TIL KICKOFF! NAME THE STARTER AND LET HIM GET THE REPS.
This is no longer a matter of we, as the fans, want to know. This is football 101. Pick your guy and get him ready for Clemson!
Who's with Snaggle? I surely am.
What say we tweet this genius sumbitch and give him what for. No hurry my ass!
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Watched the first 5 minutes of Malzahn's press conference from today's practice. I've long since given up getting too excited or pissed off about the overall picture. I just try to stay excited that foosballz is here and whatever happens, happens. But Gus has said time and time again, leading into Fall Camp, that he wanted to name a starting QB early on go with that guy. Today was the same damn rhetoric coach speak shit we've heard forever.
"We're not ready to name a starter at quarterback just yet. There's no hurry. There's great competition between all 3....blah...fucking coach speak...BLAH!!!"
There's no hurry???? Are you serious??? One of the favorites to win the MNC this year is 2 weeks away and there's no hurry??? It's great competition going on???
Here's a piece of advice from the ultimate armchair QB who doesn't even pretend to know shit about your job. 2 WEEKS TIL KICKOFF! NAME THE STARTER AND LET HIM GET THE REPS.
This is no longer a matter of we, as the fans, want to know. This is football 101. Pick your guy and get him ready for Clemson!
Hopefully he has one getting all the reps and just not named it yet. Although I am not sure why that would really matter if it was White. It may matter if it is JFIII though.
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Hopefully he has one getting all the reps and just not named it yet. Although I am not sure why that would really matter if it was White. It may matter if it is JFIII though.
Yeah he doesn't want to tip our hand versus Clemson. I'm gonna go with that as the reason. Yeah...that's the ticket!
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Watched the first 5 minutes of Malzahn's press conference from today's practice. I've long since given up getting too excited or pissed off about the overall picture. I just try to stay excited that foosballz is here and whatever happens, happens. But Gus has said time and time again, leading into Fall Camp, that he wanted to name a starting QB early on go with that guy. Today was the same damn rhetoric coach speak shit we've heard forever.
"We're not ready to name a starter at quarterback just yet. There's no hurry. There's great competition between all 3....blah...fucking coach speak...BLAH!!!"
There's no hurry???? Are you serious??? One of the favorites to win the MNC this year is 2 weeks away and there's no hurry??? It's great competition going on???
Here's a piece of advice from the ultimate armchair QB who doesn't even pretend to know shit about your job. 2 WEEKS TIL KICKOFF! NAME THE STARTER AND LET HIM GET THE REPS.
This is no longer a matter of we, as the fans, want to know. This is football 101. Pick your guy and get him ready for Clemson!
We are keeping Clempson guessing. We have simplified the playbook. We have vanilla. We are going to get back to basics.
I have a heavy sense of foreboding about this game and this entire season. I'm really afraid that we are going to look like squirrels fucking a coconut on offense, Gus and Lash will pinwheel around looking confused and unable to fix what's broken, we'll damage egos and hamstring ability by "competition" and it will be a clusterfuck of monumental proportions.
I'm tired of the "defense is really flying around and going to be good..." bullshit too.
I'm just tired. I don't know if it's bama fatigue or if I am just less inclined to care, but I feel less and less as time goes on.
There was a time in my life when by this point in the year I'd read every magazine, had a schedule on the wall with times and dates committed to memory, I knew the jersey number of the starting 22 and most of the two deep so I would know who was on the field and what we were doing. And by now I was redecorating the house in orange and blue. No more. I haven't even picked up a single magazine. I have no idea when our first game is. I thought it was this Saturday, honestly. I have no idea what time we play. And it doesn't bother me.
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We are keeping Clempson guessing. We have simplified the playbook. We have vanilla. We are going to get back to basics.
I have a heavy sense of foreboding about this game and this entire season. I'm really afraid that we are going to look like squirrels fucking a coconut on offense, Gus and Lash will pinwheel around looking confused and unable to fix what's broken, we'll damage egos and hamstring ability by "competition" and it will be a clusterfuck of monumental proportions.
I'm tired of the "defense is really flying around and going to be good..." bullshit too.
I'm just tired. I don't know if it's bama fatigue or if I am just less inclined to care, but I feel less and less as time goes on.
There was a time in my life when by this point in the year I'd read every magazine, had a schedule on the wall with times and dates committed to memory, I knew the jersey number of the starting 22 and most of the two deep so I would know who was on the field and what we were doing. And by now I was redecorating the house in orange and blue. No more. I haven't even picked up a single magazine. I have no idea when our first game is. I thought it was this Saturday, honestly. I have no idea what time we play. And it doesn't bother me.
Let this be another clusterfuck of a season and more folks will start feeling that way.
Question: Do you take another 6-6 B'ham bowl year if it means getting rid of Jacobs?
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I'm just tired. I don't know if it's bama fatigue or if I am just less inclined to care, but I feel less and less as time goes on.
Shout it out loud!
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Shout it out loud!
Looks like I'm gonna feel uptight on a Saturday night
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Looks like I'm gonna feel uptight on a Saturday night
Try some Cold Gin.
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Try some Cold Gin.
Its gonna be all good. We gone come outta there looking like a Strutter!
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Its gonna be all good. We gone come outta there looking like a Strutter!
More like a Creature of the Night.
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Well............Beth.
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Well............Beth.
She drives me wild, but the Auburn Tigers drive me crazy
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What the Deuce is going on in this thread?
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What the Deuce is going on in this thread?
I think everyone is a bit delirious because it's Hot, hot, hotter than hell
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I think everyone is a bit delirious because it's Hot, hot, hotter than hell
But have we hit Rock Bottom yet?
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But have we hit Rock Bottom yet?
Only if you're a Hard Luck Women.
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We are keeping Clempson guessing. We have simplified the playbook. We have vanilla. We are going to get back to basics.
I have a heavy sense of foreboding about this game and this entire season. I'm really afraid that we are going to look like squirrels fudgeing a coconut on offense, Gus and Lash will pinwheel around looking confused and unable to fix what's broken, we'll damage egos and hamstring ability by "competition" and it will be a clusterfudge of monumental proportions.
I'm tired of the "defense is really flying around and going to be good..." bullshoot too.
I'm just tired. I don't know if it's bama fatigue or if I am just less inclined to care, but I feel less and less as time goes on.
There was a time in my life when by this point in the year I'd read every magazine, had a schedule on the wall with times and dates committed to memory, I knew the jersey number of the starting 22 and most of the two deep so I would know who was on the field and what we were doing. And by now I was redecorating the house in orange and blue. No more. I haven't even picked up a single magazine. I have no idea when our first game is. I thought it was this Saturday, honestly. I have no idea what time we play. And it doesn't bother me.
This describes me to a T. Or is it a Tee? Tea? Whatever.
I don't recall ever being less excited going into a football season. Maybe it's because I've moved to Georgia and therefore not inundated with all things crimpsun so my hatred has tempered. Maybe I'm too busy chasing 3 rugrats around to have time to do much else. I don't know what it is, but I do know I'm already at the mid-season mehs and we haven't even kicked off the first game.
Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure it's subconsciously I know we are going to get slaughtered by the Fightin' Dabbos and I've decided not to set myself up to be pissadointed. Even though I still will be.
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This describes me to a T. Or is it a Tee? Tea? Whatever.
I don't recall ever being less excited going into a football season. Maybe it's because I've moved to Georgia and therefore not inundated with all things crimpsun so my hatred has tempered. Maybe I'm too busy chasing 3 rugrats around to have time to do much else. I don't know what it is, but I do know I'm already at the mid-season mehs and we haven't even kicked off the first game.
Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure it's subconsciously I know we are going to get slaughtered by the Fightin' Dabbos and I've decided not to set myself up to be pissadointed. Even though I still will be.
So you're saying you don't have Great Expectations for this season?
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I'm with you guys. I think we will be singing a Christmas Carol in Birmingham again this year.
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I'm with you guys. I think we will be singing a Christmas Carol in Birmingham again this year.
That wouldn't really Shock Me.
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I'm with you guys. I think we will be singing a Christmas Carol in Birmingham again this year.
Book your rooms at the USA Economy Lodge on Crestwood now. That place fills up fast at $125 a week.
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That wouldn't really Shock Me.
-10 to PCT for not following the format. It's like I'm living in A World Without Heroes.
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-10 to PCT for not following the format. It's like I'm living in A World Without Heroes.
We even had Great Expectations from PCT.
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So you're saying you don't have Great Expectations for this season?
How did you read that out of my post? WE GOIN TO THA 'SHIP, BAYBEE!!!!!11!
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-10 to PCT for not following the format. It's like I'm living in A World Without Heroes.
Some people are too busy playing with their Love Gun to pay attention to the format!
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Some people are too busy playing with their Love Gun to pay attention to the format!
Any Way You Slice It, some of these people just haven't caught on.
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Any Way You Slice It, some of these people just haven't caught on.
Let's hope this slump doesn't last Forever.
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Any Way You Slice It, some of these people just haven't caught on.
Maybe we should go easy on him, he's Just a Boy.
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Maybe we should go easy on him, he's Just a Boy.
Not my call, but somebody's Got To Choose.
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Not my call, but somebody's Got To Choose.
I'm gonna be Watchin' You.
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All Hell's Breakin' Loose this season and you doughnut punchers are fixated on a bunch of guys that wore makeup to get their songs over.
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All Hell's Breakin' Loose this season and you doughnut punchers are fixated on a bunch of guys that wore makeup to get their songs over.
Something tells me you navy guys know a lot about this and your War Machine.
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Jesus H. Christ, this thread went into the shitter quickly.
Fucking Kiss?
:facepalm:
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Jesus H. Christ, this thread went into the shitter quickly.
Fucking Kiss?
:facepalm:
Well it did start out as a funny joke as I replaced Kaos's avatar with a KISS painted football playing Jay Jacobs.
What else do we have to discuss, apparently Auburn is going to suck this year and we haven't even played a game. Get on the bus.
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Well it did start out as a funny joke as I replaced Kaos's avatar with a KISS painted football playing Jay Jacobs.
What else do we have to discuss, apparently Auburn is going to suck this year and we haven't even played a game. Get on the bus.
We can discuss:
The mind-numbing mediocrity of Dan Mullen who apparently was sitting on the next coming of Johnny UnitasNamathMontanaBrady the past 4 years.
The implosion in South Bend.
The now-certain rubber match between Diaz and McGregor.
The price of tea in China.
Anyfuckingthing but the worst, most god-awful excuse for "hard rock" ever forced down the gullet of the American public.
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Jesus H. Christ, this thread went into the shitter quickly.
Fucking Kiss?
:facepalm:
I get the feeling your All out of love? (Better?)
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Anyfuckingthing but the worst, most god-awful excuse for "hard rock" ever forced down the gullet of the American public.
(http://gailpellettproductions.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Stryper.jpg)
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(http://gailpellettproductions.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Stryper.jpg)
Still better than kiss.
And you'll never convince me that is not Ted Cruz squatting in the front.
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This describes me to a T. Or is it a Tee? Tea? Whatever.
I don't recall ever being less excited going into a football season. Maybe it's because I've moved to Georgia and therefore not inundated with all things crimpsun so my hatred has tempered. Maybe I'm too busy chasing 3 rugrats around to have time to do much else. I don't know what it is, but I do know I'm already at the mid-season mehs and we haven't even kicked off the first game.
Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure it's subconsciously I know we are going to get slaughtered by the Fightin' Dabbos and I've decided not to set myself up to be pissadointed. Even though I still will be.
Same.
And those of you projecting the B'ham bowl, I think that's setting the bar a little high. I think it's gonna take more than a few upsets to be bowl eligible.
I seriously am not sure we can beat Arkansas State, much less any SEC team on our schedule. Vandy's the only one I'd put us over 50% on and that's if we take them seriously.
Are y'all aware that Arkansas State has former Oklahoma quarterback Justice Hansen, former Alabama defensive lineman Dee Liner, former all-star TCU return man Cameron Echols-Luper (Curtis's boy), and many other top-level transfer talent?
I'm predicting pain, but it's gonna be ours.
If we had a QB on the roster who could stand out among last year's fuckup, Last Chance U's backup QB who played behind the redneck kid that didn't end up getting a scholly anywhere, and the white boy who's not doing very much to impress...OR...either the first or second string RBs going into the spring (Jovon or Roc)...I might feel otherwise.
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Something tells me you navy guys know a lot about this and your War Machine.
A ship ain't nothing but a hunk of steel, but Anyway You Slice it - I was the war machine.
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Calling it now we beat Clemson....suck on that hatahs.
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Calling it now we beat Clemson....suck on that hatahs.
Puff puff pass, homie
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Calling it now we beat Clemson....suck on that hatahs.
I'm with ya GF. All this negativity is just bad mojo. Y'all sound like a bunch of bitches!!!
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Same.
And those of you projecting the B'ham bowl, I think that's setting the bar a little high. I think it's gonna take more than a few upsets to be bowl eligible.
I seriously am not sure we can beat Arkansas State, much less any SEC team on our schedule. Vandy's the only one I'd put us over 50% on and that's if we take them seriously.
Are y'all aware that Arkansas State has former Oklahoma quarterback Justice Hansen, former Alabama defensive lineman Dee Liner, former all-star TCU return man Cameron Echols-Luper (Curtis's boy), and many other top-level transfer talent?
I'm predicting pain, but it's gonna be ours.
Look I get your stance.
However what everyone is overlooking is that we are in a new year. With new teams.
Honestly, (and I'm not saying they are gonna suck because that backfires on me every year) if you look at all of the SEC teams including bama they have same amount if not more question marks than we do. QB issues...check, RB depth...check, OL loss of players...not for us.
Arkansas- new QB,
LSU- still one sided offense, Forunette tweaked his ankle don't tell me he isn't looking to the pros.
Ole Miss- Solid team pretty much intact from last year, off field issues though
Miss State- No Dak I say they return to bottom
aTm- QB issues, team issues
UGA - new coach...new qb
Vandy- still vandy
Look I have been an Auburn fan a long time. I get it! We cocoon ourselves as to not be disappointed. Most of us don't want to get excited, because excitement leads to heartbreak when it comes to our team.
I get those that think 8 wins is doable, I don't get the total destruction theory though. We were 6-6 last year with pretty much the same schedule save for Clemson (which is obviously an upgrade). Even if our offense has not improved from last year (which I think it will), I know just the pure addition of Carl Lawson makes our defense better than last year, including better LB play. Based on that you have to be at the minimum a 6 win season...with a potential to increase from there.
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Puff puff pass, homie
Nothing to puff puff pass about, last time I check ain't no one played a game yet.
JHS stadium at night, first game of the season. Lots of pressure and hype for DeShaun Watson to be better than last year.
Better teams have come and lost in our house.
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Nothing to puff puff pass about, last time I check ain't no one played a game yet.
JHS stadium at night, first game of the season. Lots of pressure and hype for DeShaun Watson to be better than last year.
Better teams have come and lost in our house.
including ours...wait, what.
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We were 6-6 last year with pretty much the same schedule save for Clemson (which is obviously an upgrade).
This is the problem. Swap Louisville for #2 Clemson, and what do you get? 5-6. No bowl.
With what happened to our #1 & #2 RBs, we are left with shit for a running game. Add to that that we apparently have shit for a passing game, and we're gonna have shit for an offense. Also we're losing Ricardo Louis, Melvin Ray, Duke Williams, and Jonathan Wallace at receiver. Not good.
I think Clemson will assrape us and it will fuck with our team's heads. I think Arkansas State is way better than we'll likely prepare for and we could drop that as well. I just have seen this team fall apart after any kind of adversity like that. I don't want this to be the case, but I just think it's the most likely.
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This is the problem. Swap Louisville for #2 Clemson, and what do you get? 5-6. No bowl.
With what happened to our #1 & #2 RBs, we are left with shit for a running game. Add to that that we apparently have shit for a passing game, and we're gonna have shit for an offense. Also we're losing Ricardo Louis, Melvin Ray, Duke Williams, and Jonathan Wallace at receiver. Not good.
I think Clemson will assrape us and it will fuck with our team's heads. I think Arkansas State is way better than we'll likely prepare for and we could drop that as well. I just have seen this team fall apart after any kind of adversity like that. I don't want this to be the case, but I just think it's the most likely.
Clemson beat Louisville 20-17
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Jesus H. Christ, this thread went into the shitter quickly.
Fucking Kiss?
:facepalm:
Nobody on this board is fucking KISS.
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With what happened to our #1 & #2 RBs, we are left with shit for a running game. Add to that that we apparently have shit for a passing game, and we're gonna have shit for an offense. Also we're losing Ricardo Louis, Melvin Ray, Duke Williams, and Jonathan Wallace at receiver. Not good.
Why would you think we have shit for a running game. Again yes losing Jovon hurts, however it's not like we haven't recruited and don't have able studs in the backfield. We have top rated guys back there, talented guys. No one knew Peyton Barber was going to be the man last year, we all thought it was going to Roc or Jovon. Someone will step up in this role. Out of all the things that could possibly happen this year this is actually one that doesn't bother me all that much.
Shit for a passing game based on what? We had shit for a passing game last year and still managed to win 7. I think you will be highly surprised by this.
Out of all of those WR you mentioned I will give you Ricardo "Drops easy ones, makes the hard ones" Louis. The rest got a hearty guffaw as in I can't believe you listed those guys as key players especially Duke. Again based on the studs we have recruited, including talented guys that we have, what makes you think we are going to be worse at this position than last year?
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Nobody on this board is fucking KISS.
You'd like to fuck KISS
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You'd like to fuck KISS
he is a Hard Luck Woman.
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Lots of sandy vaginas in this here thread.
Or better yet, lots of Tears Are Falling.
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We can discuss:
The mind-numbing mediocrity of Dan Mullen who apparently was sitting on the next coming of Johnny UnitasNamathMontanaBrady the past 4 years.
The implosion in South Bend.
The now-certain rubber match between Diaz and McGregor.
The price of tea in China.
Anyfuckingthing but the worst, most god-awful excuse for "hard rock" ever forced down the gullet of the American public.
I'd like to discuss the fundamentals of the pick and roll
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Perhaps Buzz can revisit the birth of the D'Oyly Carte Opera Company.
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Who here wants to hear a good story about a bridge?
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http://cbsprt.co/2bJY62U
Cover your ears when Nick Kostos talks.
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Why would you think we have shit for a running game. Again yes losing Jovon hurts, however it's not like we haven't recruited and don't have able studs in the backfield. We have top rated guys back there, talented guys. No one knew Peyton Barber was going to be the man last year, we all thought it was going to Roc or Jovon. Someone will step up in this role. Out of all the things that could possibly happen this year this is actually one that doesn't bother me all that much.
Shit for a passing game based on what? We had shit for a passing game last year and still managed to win 7. I think you will be highly surprised by this.
Out of all of those WR you mentioned I will give you Ricardo "Drops easy ones, makes the hard ones" Louis. The rest got a hearty guffaw as in I can't believe you listed those guys as key players especially Duke. Again based on the studs we have recruited, including talented guys that we have, what makes you think we are going to be worse at this position than last year?
It was the Jonathan Wallace mention that caused a ROTFLMAO moment for me. As for the WR group, this will definitely sound like I just chugged a gallon of the orange & blue koolade, but I really think one of these true freshman recruits is going to step in and do some eye-popping shit. One of the top rated classes in the nation and they're 6'2" plus and athletic.
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Look I get your stance.
However what everyone is overlooking is that we are in a new year. With new teams.
Honestly, (and I'm not saying they are gonna suck because that backfires on me every year) if you look at all of the SEC teams including bama they have same amount if not more question marks than we do. QB issues...check, RB depth...check, OL loss of players...not for us.
Arkansas- new QB,
LSU- still one sided offense, Forunette tweaked his ankle don't tell me he isn't looking to the pros.
Ole Miss- Solid team pretty much intact from last year, off field issues though
Miss State- No Dak I say they return to bottom
aTm- QB issues, team issues
UGA - new coach...new qb
Vandy- still vandy
Look I have been an Auburn fan a long time. I get it! We cocoon ourselves as to not be disappointed. Most of us don't want to get excited, because excitement leads to heartbreak when it comes to our team.
I get those that think 8 wins is doable, I don't get the total destruction theory though. We were 6-6 last year with pretty much the same schedule save for Clemson (which is obviously an upgrade). Even if our offense has not improved from last year (which I think it will), I know just the pure addition of Carl Lawson makes our defense better than last year, including better LB play. Based on that you have to be at the minimum a 6 win season...with a potential to increase from there.
Yup
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I'm conceding nertin' to nobody. If we get some folks after Deshaun Watson's ass, we can beat Clemson. Yeah, that's a tall order but screw it. Put a spy on him and jack him up every available opportunity.
Look, the guy is a bad ass. Go look at his 2015 numbers and it's not a pretty sight. Almost make you go, "Okay...so who do we play in week 2?". But, despite his superior badassedness, I'm tired of people blowing Clemson up to be the damn Carolina Panthers. Know why they do it? Because they played the mighty Tahd that close. We held Bama to 16 less points than they did. Last year, Clemson ran the table into the MNC game, but along the way the margins of victory weren't exactly eye opening.
Louisville 3
Notre Dame 2
Syracuse 10
USCe 5
North Carolina 10
Hell, they got in a track meet with NC State 56-41.
Two keys. Our QB runs the offense efficiently. Our D makes Watson pay for every yard he gets.
Sweet Haysus, September 3rd can't get here fast enough.
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I just have seen this team fall apart after any kind of adversity like that.
No, you haven't seen this team fall apart.
Frankly, I was impressed with the fight they maintained through last season.
2012 is the only Auburn team I've ever seen quit.
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No, you haven't seen this team fall apart.
Frankly, I was impressed with the fight they maintained through last season.
2012 is the only Auburn team I've ever seen quit.
Truth! Last year's team had some scrap in them and never gave up.
That 2012 bunch made me sick to my stomach. I have never seen an Auburn football team quit the way they did. During the aTm skull fucking that year, they were fucking off on the sideline not give a single damn about the game. Even after the score passed the point of embarrassing, they were yucking it up on the sideline and having a grand old time.
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Out of all of those WR you mentioned I will give you Ricardo "Drops easy ones, makes the hard ones" Louis. The rest got a hearty guffaw as in I can't believe you listed those guys as key players especially Duke.
I think we all LOL'd!
You'll have to forgive him. Trump could be president and AU has a shit team! If there was ever time for him to save the world and get a vasectomy, now is it!
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I'm conceding nertin' to nobody. If we get some folks after Deshaun Watson's ass, we can beat Clemson. Yeah, that's a tall order but screw it. Put a spy on him and jack him up every available opportunity.
Look, the guy is a bad ass. Go look at his 2015 numbers and it's not a pretty sight. Almost make you go, "Okay...so who do we play in week 2?". But, despite his superior badassedness, I'm tired of people blowing Clemson up to be the damn Carolina Panthers. Know why they do it? Because they played the mighty Tahd that close. We held Bama to 16 less points than they did. Last year, Clemson ran the table into the MNC game, but along the way the margins of victory weren't exactly eye opening.
Louisville 3
Notre Dame 2
Syracuse 10
USCe 5
North Carolina 10
Hell, they got in a track meet with NC State 56-41.
Two keys. Our QB runs the offense efficiently. Our D makes Watson pay for every yard he gets.
Sweet Haysus, September 3rd can't get here fast enough.
Clemson ran off wins like we did in 2010. This season I think I read where they returned 4 defensive starters, now down to three after a recent injury.
I think we have a better chance testing their depth on defense in a slobberknocker rather than get in a track meet with their offense. I'm just not so confident in our ability to lop off big gains consistently enough given the questions we have at the skill positions. It might not be preventable but we don't need to force having to play catch-up from trying to get too cute with the wildcat, ill-timed deep balls or other such momentum killers.
We think we have a stout defense and likely solid special teams including Legatron so why not lean on them until we figure some things out on offense.
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2012 is the only Auburn team I've ever seen quit.
1998 would like a word.
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1998 would like a word.
Touche.
I'll amend my statement:
2012 is the only Auburn team I remember seeing quit because the '98 season was my senior year at Auburn and those memories are lost in a haze of bong resin, malted hops and ecstasy.
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1998 would like a word.
The 2001 team quit at halftime of the Alabama game. I saw it personally. They never recovered. Lost three straight.
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The 2001 team quit at halftime of the Alabama game. I saw it personally. They never recovered. Lost three straight.
Godammit...I had erased that memory. Thanks.
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Truth! Last year's team had some scrap in them and never gave up.
That 2012 bunch made me sick to my stomach. I have never seen an Auburn football team quit the way they did. During the aTm skull fucking that year, they were fucking off on the sideline not give a single damn about the game. Even after the score passed the point of embarrassing, they were yucking it up on the sideline and having a grand old time.
Only Auburn game I ever walked on in complete disgust. I can handle being bad. I can't handle just not giving one damn. I lasted one series into the second half.
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Only Auburn game I ever walked on in complete disgust. I can handle being bad. I can't handle just not giving one damn. I lasted one series into the second half.
I left at after the jumper hit the field at halftime. Went back to tailgating spot, no one there, went to bar in Opelika.
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Can y'all just stop? You are harshing my mellow over here with all this talk.
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Can y'all just stop? You are harshing my mellow over here with all this talk.
2006 Arkansas game, most ill prepared team I ever saw. A Tommy special.
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The 2001 team quit at halftime of the Alabama game. I saw it personally. They never recovered. Lost three straight.
Last tear's team quit against LSU...
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Can y'all just stop? You are harshing my mellow over here with all this talk.
You're right. Let's talk about Baseball and how Eddie Vedder thinks the Cubs are going all the way.
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Last tear's team quit against LSU...
Well. At least one DB did!
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Last tear's team quit against LSU...
I know, right? That's why Auburn scored all 21 of it's points in the second half.
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Last tear's team quit against LSU...
It all started when that backwards pass failed. :sad: :haha:
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2012 is the only Auburn team I remember seeing quit because the '98 season was my senior year at Auburn and those memories are lost in a haze of bong resin, malted hops and ecstasy.
Hi I'm Earth, Have We Met?
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You're right. Let's talk about Baseball and how Eddie Vedder thinks the Cubs are going all the way.
Wrote a song about, like to hear it, here it goes....
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You're right. Let's talk about Baseball and how Eddie Vedder thinks the Cubs are going all the way.
Isn't he that Pearl Necklace guy?
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Bruce Pearl says the Cubs are going all the way?!?!? Sweet!
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Hi I'm Earth, Have We Met?
Your brain has a candy...shell...
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In a dot I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!! I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others. I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. piece on Malzahn getting his offense back "on track", we get some keen insight from Gus as to what's going on.
"The good thing is, from a coach's standpoint... you get a chance to look at the whole deal and what you need to do different, what you need to tweak, how you need to get to where you need to be, so that's done there."
I don't know about you guys, but I find myself hanging on his every word. Riveting stuff.
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In a dot I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!! I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others. I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. piece on Malzahn getting his offense back "on track", we get some keen insight from Gus as to what's going on.
"The good thing is, from a coach's standpoint... you get a chance to look at the whole deal and what you need to do different, what you need to tweak, how you need to get to where you need to be, so that's done there."
I don't know about you guys, but I find myself hanging on his every word. Riveting stuff.
all i read is championship.
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all i read is championship.
^^Gets it^^
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Speaking of dot I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!! I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others. I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. quotes, here's some from Pat Dye on our staff last year. May have been a bit of a contributing factor in a 7-6 season.
The Auburn football coaching staff is better in 2016 than in 2015, when coaches didn't like each other, according to former Tigers coach Pat Dye.
The former Auburn coach told ESPN 106.7 in Auburn that "every change (Gus Malzahn) made on the staff has been a positive" and that there were disharmony last year.
"Every change, without exception," Dye said. "I don't care whether it's – what it is, it's been a positive.
"The coaches like each other and that wasn't the case last year. When the coaches don't like each other the players are confused and who are you going to listen to? Who's got the influence?"
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Speaking of dot I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!! I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others. I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. quotes, here's some from Pat Dye on our staff last year. May have been a bit of a contributing factor in a 7-6 season.
The Auburn football coaching staff is better in 2016 than in 2015, when coaches didn't like each other, according to former Tigers coach Pat Dye.
The former Auburn coach told ESPN 106.7 in Auburn that "every change (Gus Malzahn) made on the staff has been a positive" and that there were disharmony last year.
"Every change, without exception," Dye said. "I don't care whether it's – what it is, it's been a positive.
"The coaches like each other and that wasn't the case last year. When the coaches don't like each other the players are confused and who are you going to listen to? Who's got the influence?"
Coach Dye can spot some gotdamned disunity.
The chilun's can't work in harmony when they's hate and such between the staff.
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Coach Dye can spot some gotdamned disunity.
The chilun's can't work in harmony when they's hate and such between the staff.
The rest of us have to rely on that 50/50 hindsight.
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Sean White named starter! Now let's play some damn ball....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZFgrc7s2ZU
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Woot. War Damn Sean. War Damn GF. His insider ePenis had it called from the start. He's our DeSean Whiteson.
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Woot. War Damn Sean. War Damn GF. His insider ePenis had it called from the start. He's our DeSean Whiteson.
His drill press phone is without equal.
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Fuck Yeah! Skateboarding during the 2020 Olympics!
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His drill press phone is without equal.
GF Verizon Drill Phone. More ePenis coverage than Sprint.
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Glad that a decision has been made, mostly so that guy can get the lion's share of the reps with the 1's.
I've got faith in White. He's a baller and I think we're going to be pleasantly surprised now that he's seasoned and healthy. If he can just be Chris Todd, we'll have a successful season.
I suspect he's quite a bit better than Chris.
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I've got faith in White.
I've enrolled you in white fragility classes.
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I've enrolled you in white fragility classes.
Sweet. I'm living the PNW life!
Nookie, warm up the boat.
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Auburn defensive back Stephen Roberts was arrested on charges of attempting to elude an officer and for possessing a firearm without a license.
Roberts was arrested at 9:53 p.m. Wednesday night on Harmon Drive in Auburn, according to Auburn Police Capt. Lorenza Dorsey, who told AL.com the firearm in Roberts' possession without a permit was a handgun.
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Auburn defensive back Stephen Roberts was arrested on charges of attempting to elude an officer and for possessing a firearm without a license.
Roberts was arrested at 9:53 p.m. Wednesday night on Harmon Drive in Auburn, according to Auburn Police Capt. Lorenza Dorsey, who told AL.com the firearm in Roberts' possession without a permit was a handgun.
What a damn idiot!!! What are these kids thinking?!?!
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What a damn idiot!!! What are these kids thinking?!?!
That they are going to be shot by the popo #BFLM
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https://youtu.be/GuoArbo-904
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That they are going to be shot by the popo #BFLM
^^This^^ He knew a beat down was coming at a very minimum, so of course he tried to elude the pigs and get to his safe space.
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https://youtu.be/GuoArbo-904
So does this mean that Sean White is your starter?
Yes, he's in a good place.
Jesus help us-who's on first?
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^^This^^ He knew a beat down was coming at a very minimum, so of course he tried to elude the pigs and get to his safe space.
Someone contact @deray stat to raise awareness. #StayWoke.
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Jesus help us-who's on first?
I don't know.
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Past blasting and all:
http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2011/08/auburn_names_barrett_trotter_s.html
"These decisions are extremely tough when dealing with such competitive young men who have a strong desire to excel. Clint Moseley and Kiehl Frazier worked very hard and it's been a great competition that will make our young team better. Clint and Kiehl both have a lot of ability and will continue to improve. We look forward to watching their progress as the years go on."
Trotter and Moseley began their battle for the starting job in spring practice. It ended in a too-close-to-call race, so offensive coordinator Gus Malzahn carried it over to fall's preseason practices.
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Past blasting and all:
http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2011/08/auburn_names_barrett_trotter_s.html
"These decisions are extremely tough when dealing with such competitive young men who have a strong desire to excel. Clint Moseley and Kiehl Frazier worked very hard and it's been a great competition that will make our young team better. Clint and Kiehl both have a lot of ability and will continue to improve. We look forward to watching their progress as the years go on."
Trotter and Moseley began their battle for the starting job in spring practice. It ended in a too-close-to-call race, so offensive coordinator Gus Malzahn carried it over to fall's preseason practices.
Gus been blasting and laughing so long even his mama think that his mind his gone.
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Baylor transfer-prospect QB Jarrett Stidham was watching practice in Auburn today.
He seems to be committed now. At least his Twitter account indicates it.
https://twitter.com/Jarrett_Stidham/status/805170483096408065?lang=en
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There are Auburn and Gaytor fans all commenting on that tweet. Not sure what any of the twatting means though.
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Inquiring minds want to know for sure exactly where he is going to play.
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I have read a few articles that seem to think Stidham is 80% at this point, maybe even more. It helps that Kam Martin is at Auburn already and oddly enough, the QB situation at Auburn is helping a lot. From watching previous video and highlights, there is no one on our roster that can even sniff dudes jock strap.
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There are Auburn and Gaytor fans all commenting on that tweet. Not sure what any of the twatting means though.
Just looked like a bunch of people talking shit.