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Title: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on June 30, 2008, 11:27:27 AM
Since Fantasy Baseball has been so addictive, I decided to start a TigersX Fantasy Football league on Yahoo.  I currently have it set up for 12 teams, but if the interest is there we can go up to 20.  Click here to join (you'll need a Yahoo ID if you don't have one already):

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/ (http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/)

Click on the link to the right (in the blue hue, not the gold) that says "Join a League".  You'll need to enter the League ID and password:

League Name:  TigersX
Password:  TigersX
League ID:  104440

Just like the baseball league, we'll have a live draft.  If you choose not to be part of the live draft, you can set your team to AutoPick.  The draft will be on Tuesday, August 26, at 6:30 pm CDT.

If you want to join, click on the URL above and register.  I look forward to whipping your ass.
Title: Re: Fantasy Football
Post by: wesfau2 on June 30, 2008, 11:39:35 AM
Since Fantasy Baseball has been so addictive, I decided to start a TigersX Fantasy Football league on Yahoo.  I currently have it set up for 12 teams, but if the interest is there we can go up to 20.  Here is the URL:

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/tigersx (http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/tigersx)

League Name:  TigersX
Password:  TigersX
League ID:  104440

Just like the baseball league, we'll have a live draft.  If you choose not to be part of the live draft, you can set your team to AutoPick.  The draft will be on Tuesday, August 26, at 6:30 pm CDT.

If you want to join, click on the URL above and register.  I look forward to whipping your ass.

The League ID and/or Password don't work.
Title: Re: Fantasy Football
Post by: Ogre on June 30, 2008, 11:49:27 AM
The League ID and/or Password don't work.

I went back and altered my original post.  See if it works for you now. 
Title: Re: Fantasy Football
Post by: wesfau2 on June 30, 2008, 11:51:09 AM
I went back and altered my original post.  See if it works for you now. 

What did you alter?  I still see the same ID & Password.

They still don't work.
Title: Re: Fantasy Football
Post by: Ogre on June 30, 2008, 11:53:11 AM
Yes the fuck they do.  I just tried to log in under a different Yahoo ID and it worked just fine for me.  Maybe if you weren't such a fucktard you could operate teh yahoo's better.

Are you using the numerical ID?  Are you typing the password in with a capital T and X?
Title: Re: Fantasy Football
Post by: wesfau2 on June 30, 2008, 11:59:01 AM
Yes the fuck they do.  I just tried to log in under a different Yahoo ID and it worked just fine for me.  Maybe if you weren't such a fucktard you could operate teh yahoo's better.

Are you using the numerical ID?  Are you typing the password in with a capital T and X?

I'm a dumbass.  Mea culpa.

Fucking captial "X" got me.

You're the king, Brad.
Title: Re: Fantasy Football
Post by: Ogre on June 30, 2008, 11:59:39 AM
I'm a dumbass.  Mea culpa.

Fucking captial "X" got me.

You're the king, Brad.

Tell me something I don't know.
Title: Re: Fantasy Football
Post by: Ogre on June 30, 2008, 12:01:41 PM
Glad to see Big Balls are joining the league.
Title: Re: Fantasy Football
Post by: wesfau2 on June 30, 2008, 12:06:14 PM
Glad to see Big Balls are joining the league.

How do I set this fucker up for auto-draft?  I don't have time for this shit!
Title: Re: Fantasy Football
Post by: ssgaufan on June 30, 2008, 12:15:22 PM
Count me in bitches.
Title: Re: Fantasy Football
Post by: Ogre on June 30, 2008, 12:16:20 PM
How do I set this fucker up for auto-draft?  I don't have time for this shit!

It will do it automatically if you don't show up for the live draft.
Title: Re: Fantasy Football
Post by: wesfau2 on June 30, 2008, 12:19:16 PM
It will do it automatically if you don't show up for the live draft.

Perfect.  Now I can continue to feign disdain for you all by snubbing your silly live draft, but I can still participate in wiping the floor with ssgaufan.  Perfect.
Title: Re: Fantasy Football
Post by: ssgaufan on June 30, 2008, 12:21:23 PM
Perfect.  Now I can continue to feign disdain for you all by snubbing your silly live draft, but I can still participate in wiping the floor with ssgaufan.  Perfect.

Wow!  Already talking shit.  This is gonna be fun.   :box:
Title: Re: Fantasy Football
Post by: wesfau2 on June 30, 2008, 12:23:49 PM
Wow!  Already talking shit.  This is gonna be fun.   :box:

I assume we'll have a wager of some sort (league-wide, not just you and I).
Title: Re: Fantasy Football
Post by: Aubie16 on June 30, 2008, 12:34:23 PM
Well I am already kicking everyones ass in Fantasy Baseball...do you really want me to run away with the football championship too?

 I may sit this one out and let you pansies fight it out for what would have been 2nd place.
Title: Re: Fantasy Football
Post by: wesfau2 on June 30, 2008, 12:37:01 PM
Well I am already kicking everyones ass in Fantasy Baseball...do you really want me to run away with the football championship too?

 I may sit this one out and let you pansies fight it out for what would have been 2nd place.

Baseball is for little sissy fairy boys.

Come to the gridiron and get worked, son.
Title: Re: Fantasy Football
Post by: Saniflush on June 30, 2008, 01:06:53 PM
Well I am already kicking everyones ass in Fantasy Baseball...

Baseball is gay.  That's why you are so good at it.
Title: Re: Fantasy Football
Post by: AWK on July 01, 2008, 12:59:03 AM
I'm in Brad, this will be my third league for the upcoming year.  We have to do this for money or something, maybe $20 a pop from everyone?  I am going to kill you guys.  #1 in all 3 of my leagues last year.
Title: Re: Fantasy Football
Post by: Jumbo on July 01, 2008, 02:38:25 AM
I'm in Brad, this will be my third league for the upcoming year.  We have to do this for money or something, maybe $20 a pop from everyone?  I am going to kill you guys.  #1 in all 3 of my leagues last year.
Gambling is illegal at Bushwood.
Title: Re: Fantasy Football
Post by: Ogre on July 01, 2008, 08:50:42 AM
I'm in Brad, this will be my third league for the upcoming year.  We have to do this for money or something, maybe $20 a pop from everyone?  I am going to kill you guys.  #1 in all 3 of my leagues last year.

That sounds like a plan, but only if everyone is for it.  I know how hard $20 is to come by at Landry's.  Hell, that's about 6 tables worth of tips!
Title: Re: Fantasy Football
Post by: wesfau2 on July 01, 2008, 09:05:27 AM
That sounds like a plan, but only if everyone is for it.  I know how hard $20 is to come by at Landry's.  Hell, that's about 6 tables worth of tips!

I'm in.
Title: Re: Fantasy Football
Post by: Saniflush on July 01, 2008, 09:25:01 AM
That sounds like a plan, but only if everyone is for it.  I know how hard $20 is to come by at Landry's.  Hell, that's about 6 tables worth of tips!

You fuckers make it light on yourself.  You know I am in.
Title: Re: Fantasy Football
Post by: AWK on July 01, 2008, 09:29:04 AM
Nice, everyone else?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: wesfau2 on July 01, 2008, 10:01:26 AM
Shall we do a 85/15 split for 1st and 2nd place?  Or is it winner take all?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Tiger Six on July 01, 2008, 10:11:35 AM
I'm in.  I will have to set it up later as the gubment block stuff like this at my office. 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on July 01, 2008, 10:41:14 AM
80/20 so that 2nd place gets his money back...and maybe a little extra?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on July 01, 2008, 10:53:06 AM
80/20 so that 2nd place gets his money back...and maybe a little extra?

I'm for this idea.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Tiger Six on July 01, 2008, 11:02:03 AM
I'm for this idea.

I hope we get more than 5 people to pay up.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on July 01, 2008, 11:45:17 AM
I hope we get more than 5 people to pay up.
As do I, As do I. 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: ssgaufan on July 01, 2008, 02:44:12 PM
I'm good with it.  Just make sure you send it via certified check or money order, I don't want to have to hunt anybody down.   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: JohnDeere on July 02, 2008, 02:14:05 PM
I'm good with it.  Just make sure you send it via certified check or money order, I don't want to have to hunt anybody down.   :thumbsup:
paypal?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: War Eagle!!! on July 02, 2008, 03:22:58 PM
I am in and I am up for $20 entry fee!!!
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Jumbo on July 03, 2008, 03:09:28 AM
Quote
I'm just need to get my Yahoo id so I can login, I'm not the king of teh ebays or the quote function.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on July 05, 2008, 09:50:29 AM
I'm in.  I've registered.  I will pay the fee.  I agree to the payouts.

Pigskins 'n Poon is an early favorite to take the 1st annual TigersX Fantasy Football trophy, just based on Team Name alone...and the huge size of the teams manager's ballsac.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: chinook on July 06, 2008, 11:17:28 PM
i'm in.

will dkw be setting up the pay pal account?



Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Jumbo on July 07, 2008, 02:20:04 AM
I'm in I had to rejoin Yahoo, with a new name and password!
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on July 07, 2008, 08:27:42 AM
I'm in.  I've registered.  I will pay the fee.  I agree to the payouts.

Pigskins 'n Poon is an early favorite to take the 1st annual TigersX Fantasy Football trophy, just based on Team Name alone...and the huge size of the teams manager's ballsac.

THE BRAIN BABY!  THE BRAIN!
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Jumbo on July 07, 2008, 02:20:34 PM
THE BRAIN BABY!  THE BRAIN!
I thought Brad was the BRAIN?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on July 07, 2008, 03:04:46 PM
I thought Brad was the BRAIN?

I think they share it amongst themselves.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Jumbo on July 08, 2008, 02:05:01 AM
I think they share it amongst themselves.
OMG, ROFL!
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on July 08, 2008, 09:02:22 AM
I think they share it amongst themselves.

That's a secret Uncle Sani.  Never break our trust again.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on July 13, 2008, 12:33:17 PM
The League's 12 spots filled quickly, so I have expanded the league to 20 teams.  If you missed out on signing up, now's your chance to join.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on July 14, 2008, 03:09:26 PM
Ok, so the draft is random.  Do explain, We doing random every round or random pick selection that carries over?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on July 14, 2008, 03:25:36 PM
I'm not 100% sure, but if it's anything like the Baseball draft was, you will randomly be assigned a spot in the draft order.  If you choose to take part in the live draft, you can pick whomever you want.  If get drunk and forget about the draft, it will autopick for you.  Kaos didn't participate in the live draft, and he's sitting in 7th or 8th place in the standings in our baseball league. 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on July 14, 2008, 05:18:40 PM
I'm not 100% sure, but if it's anything like the Baseball draft was, you will randomly be assigned a spot in the draft order.  If you choose to take part in the live draft, you can pick whomever you want.  If get drunk and forget about the draft, it will autopick for you.  Kaos didn't participate in the live draft, and he's sitting in 7th or 8th place in the standings in our baseball league. 
7th or 8th out of how many?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on July 14, 2008, 06:02:28 PM
7th or 8th out of how many?

12
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on July 14, 2008, 06:38:48 PM
I'm in, Never played before so you'll all probably kick my ass.  Where do I send my $20
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Jumbo on July 15, 2008, 02:31:53 AM
I'm in, Never played before so you'll all probably kick my ass.  Where do I send my $20
I say to you!
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on July 15, 2008, 11:01:59 AM
I will again be the treasurer if everyone would like.  Seemed to work out fine on the NCAA BBall pool.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Tiger Six on July 16, 2008, 02:37:57 AM
I will again be the treasurer if everyone would like.  Seemed to work out fine on the NCAA BBall pool.

Can I mail you a check or do you prefer PayPal?  Shoot me an address and I will mail it.

Bugg
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on July 16, 2008, 07:44:33 AM
I will again be the treasurer if everyone would like.  Seemed to work out fine on the NCAA BBall pool.

Works for me.  You got a paypal account?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on July 16, 2008, 12:32:55 PM
I would prefer a check, I'll pm you my address
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on July 16, 2008, 01:03:41 PM
We all need the address buddy.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on July 16, 2008, 01:23:06 PM
We all need the address buddy.

I pm'ed my address to the following:

Pale Rider
Saniflush
AWK
OGRE
Wesfau2
ssguafan
WarEagle
Thrilla
Chinook
Jumbo

Who am I missing?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: ssgaufan on July 16, 2008, 03:02:40 PM
I pm'ed my address to the following:

Pale Rider
Saniflush
AWK
OGRE
Wesfau2
ssguafan
WarEagle
Thrilla
Chinook
Jumbo

Who am I missing?

Come Honor Face.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on July 16, 2008, 03:24:56 PM
Come Honor Face.

Which, by the way, is one of the more clever screen names I've seen here.  Kudos to that guy, if he ever decides to post again.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: ssgaufan on July 16, 2008, 04:03:33 PM
Which, by the way, is one of the more clever screen names I've seen here.  Kudos to that guy, if he ever decides to post again.

He usually waits until the season to make any posts.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on July 16, 2008, 04:07:01 PM
can one of ya'll pm him my address.

Thanks
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: ssgaufan on July 16, 2008, 04:23:54 PM
can one of ya'll pm him my address.

Thanks

Yeah, I got it for ya.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Come Honor Face on July 18, 2008, 12:43:04 AM
where the hell is my PM, damn.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: ssgaufan on July 21, 2008, 10:47:42 AM
where the hell is my PM, damn.

Screw you, I'll send you an email.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Come Honor Face on July 21, 2008, 12:06:15 PM
I already got it now, way to look out for me Blue Falcon.

Good to see you get off your ass this weekend for more than 5 minutes
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: JohnDeere on July 21, 2008, 01:20:44 PM
Three ass avitars in a row. Awesome.

Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on July 21, 2008, 01:36:52 PM
Three asses with avitars in a row. Awesome.



Fixed that.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: ssgaufan on July 21, 2008, 01:38:17 PM
I already got it now, way to look out for me Blue Falcon.

Good to see you get off your ass this weekend for more than 5 minutes

Where were you, Mr. Copperfield

JD, now its four in a row, and I agree thats pretty cool.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: ssgaufan on July 21, 2008, 01:39:00 PM
Fixed that.

ahh, you jackass
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on July 21, 2008, 01:53:39 PM
Where were you, Mr. Copperfield

JD, now its four in a row, and I agree thats pretty cool.
Im "The Clap."  Lets distinguish who is who. 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on July 21, 2008, 02:20:04 PM
This is who I know:

nookie - chinook
Pigskins 'n Poon - Thrilla
Widowmakers - jumbo
Come Honor Face - Come Honor Face
Tailgaters - AUTR
The Clap - AWK
War Cowboys!!! - War Eagle!!!
Prediction Pain!! - DnATL
Big Balls - wesfau
Rick James Bitch - Saniflush
CockBlockers - Ogre

I'm not sure who these are:

Sadr City Rockets
Ur Adders

 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: ssgaufan on July 21, 2008, 02:32:13 PM
Death Dealers = me
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on July 21, 2008, 03:00:07 PM
Death Dealers = me

Are you going to suck as bad in football as you do in baseball?

Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: ssgaufan on July 21, 2008, 03:08:40 PM
Are you going to suck as bad in football as you do in baseball?



Yes, yes I am.  How bout you?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on July 21, 2008, 03:25:28 PM
Yes, yes I am.  How bout you?

I hope not.  There's money on this one. 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Come Honor Face on July 21, 2008, 04:51:12 PM
Are you going to suck as bad in football as you do in baseball?



Lets hope he sucks as bad as his team naming abilities.  But i'm sure i'll get flamed for being a lazy ass and not giving my team a name like "The Punishers" or "Steel Curtains" or something like that... whatever.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on July 21, 2008, 05:29:41 PM
Lets hope he sucks as bad as his team naming abilities.  But i'm sure i'll get flamed for being a lazy ass and not giving my team a name like "The Punishers" or "Steel Curtains" or something like that... whatever.
Actually, I applaud you sticking to your handle. 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on July 21, 2008, 05:52:39 PM
Death Dealers = me
I've got you first week.  I hope you enjoy being beat like a red-headed (ginger) step child.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on July 21, 2008, 06:06:44 PM
Wow Brad, You set up a crazy ass league. 

1 QB, 4 WR, 2 RB, 2 TE, K, DEF, 3 D, 4 DB, 4 DL, 3 BN

Why the hell would you have so many DB's and DL's?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on July 21, 2008, 08:16:10 PM
Wow Brad, You set up a crazy ass league. 

1 QB, 4 WR, 2 RB, 2 TE, K, DEF, 3 D, 4 DB, 4 DL, 3 BN

Why the hell would you have so many DB's and DL's?

Wow, I forgot all about that.  I was slightly intoxicated when I set the league up.  I can alter it any time before kickoff.

Suggestions?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on July 21, 2008, 08:24:00 PM
OK, I went back to a more traditional approach:

2 QB's, 2 RB's, 3 WR's, 2 TE's, 1 K, 2 Defensive Units.

Happy now?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: chinook on July 21, 2008, 11:28:44 PM
OK, I went back to a more traditional approach:

2 QB's, 2 RB's, 3 WR's, 2 TE's, 1 K, 2 Defensive Units.

Happy now?

is that 2 qb's and 2 te's playing at the same time?  if the league is expanding to 20 teams it will be hard to come up with 40 qb's and te's.

a more traditional look is

qb
3 wr
2 rb
1 te

1 k

1 def

and x amounts of reserves which could be qb's, rb's, te's and etc.. 

 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on July 21, 2008, 11:46:20 PM
is that 2 qb's and 2 te's playing at the same time?  if the league is expanding to 20 teams it will be hard to come up with 40 qb's and te's.

a more traditional look is

qb
3 wr
2 rb
1 te

1 k

1 def

and x amounts of reserves which could be qb's, rb's, te's and etc.. 

 
Yeah, I like that approach a lot better.  However Brad, I dont give a shit.  I think it might be fun to play 2 QB's.  It would be more challenging. 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Jumbo on July 22, 2008, 02:25:29 AM
is that 2 qb's and 2 te's playing at the same time?  if the league is expanding to 20 teams it will be hard to come up with 40 qb's and te's.

a more traditional look is

qb
3 wr
2 rb
1 te

1 k

1 def

and x amounts of reserves which could be qb's, rb's, te's and etc.. 

 
I vote for this set up
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on July 22, 2008, 07:42:58 AM
You fuckers are a pain in my ball sack. 

But I changed it.  What can I say?  I'm not a man of the people, I'm a man for the people.

The setup:

1 QB
1 TE
2 RB
3 WR
1 K
1 Defensive Unit
3 Bench Spots
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on July 22, 2008, 10:28:33 AM
You fuckers are a pain in my ball sack. 

But I changed it.  What can I say?  I'm not a man of the people, I'm a man for the people.

The setup:

1 QB
1 TE
2 RB
3 WR
1 K
1 Defensive Unit
3 Bench Spots

You are such a great guy.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: JohnDeere on July 22, 2008, 11:34:05 AM

I'm not sure who these are:

Sadr City Rockets

 

Me
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: ssgaufan on July 22, 2008, 12:07:04 PM
I've got you first week.  I hope you enjoy being beat like a red-headed (ginger) step child.

Don't tease me, you kinky bastard.   :s&m:
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Tiger Six on July 22, 2008, 01:31:05 PM
Ur Adders

That is me. 

Study up on your history, bitches.  Ur is the birthplace of Abraham.  I will be handing out ass kickings of Biblical proportions. 

Except to wes. 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: wesfau2 on July 22, 2008, 01:37:04 PM
I will be handing out ass kickings of Biblical proportions. 

Except to wes. 

Fuckin' A right.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Tiger Six on July 22, 2008, 01:39:37 PM
Fuckin' A right.

You just get the regular kind.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: wesfau2 on July 22, 2008, 01:59:11 PM
You just get the regular kind.

I want an atheist's beatdown.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Tiger Six on July 22, 2008, 02:56:13 PM
I want an atheist's beatdown.

So it is written, so it shall be.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on July 22, 2008, 04:13:01 PM
You just get the regular kind.
Don't cry after I have fantasy football sex with your face.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Jumbo on July 23, 2008, 03:31:22 AM
Don't cry after I have fantasy football sex with your face.
Damn, that shit is Whack!
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on July 29, 2008, 01:21:03 PM
If I get first pick I'm going with Michael Vick. 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: wesfau2 on August 14, 2008, 04:22:10 PM
I just checked the matchup schedule.  Ogre gets his face fuck-started first.  The rest of you bitches get in line for yours.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on August 14, 2008, 04:27:26 PM
I just checked the matchup schedule.  Ogre gets his face fuck-started first.  The rest of you bitches get in line for yours.
Not scared in the least.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on August 21, 2008, 04:39:16 PM
All right slackers,  time to send me some cheese, the draft is coming soon.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on August 21, 2008, 05:26:19 PM
All right slackers,  time to send me some cheese, the draft is coming soon.

Yeah, I still need to send you the cash.  I'll get on that when I get back in town next week.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AUJarhead on August 23, 2008, 08:45:11 AM
Sweet, I'm in, bitches.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on August 24, 2008, 04:44:06 PM
As of today we have 16 teams, so I have closed registration. 

Remember that if you want to participate in the live draft, it is on this coming Tuesday, August 26, at 6:30 pm CDT. 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: chinook on August 24, 2008, 09:48:57 PM
i will be sending my 20 bones in fairly quick.  trying to sell more of my kid's toys.

what are the pay outs?

1st takes all  or

1st takes 250

2nd takes 50

3rd takes 20.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Tiger Six on August 25, 2008, 06:19:41 AM
As of today we have 16 teams, so I have closed registration. 

Remember that if you want to participate in the live draft, it is on this coming Tuesday, August 26, at 6:30 pm CDT. 

2:30 AM local.  Nice.  I ain't worried, I gots my team already picked. 

Number One draft choice, Brett Favre, Green Bay Packers. 

For my defense, I am choosing Tray Blackmon.

For my receiver, no one choose Kellen Winslow, Sr. before I get a shot at him. 

 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Tiger Six on August 25, 2008, 06:39:44 AM
By the way, anyone who doesn't have their money in to Mark yet needs to be ashamed.  I am halfway around the world and he has already reecived and cashed my check.

Deadbeats.  You're all probably behind in your child support payments, too. 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on August 25, 2008, 07:16:54 AM
By the way, anyone who doesn't have their money in to Mark yet needs to be ashamed.  I am halfway around the world and he has already reecived and cashed my check.

Deadbeats.  You're all probably behind in your child support payments, too. 

I don't acknowledge all those red haired Korean and Filipino bastards.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Tiger Six on August 25, 2008, 08:10:45 AM
I don't acknowledge all those red haired Korean and Filipino bastards.

What about all the kids in the Greater Altanta-Fulton County Metropolitan Area that have to be dropped off at day care so their mothers can make it to 11th Grade Home-Ec class?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on August 25, 2008, 08:19:59 AM
What about all the kids in the Greater Altanta-Fulton County Metropolitan Area that have to be dropped off at day care so their mothers can make it to 11th Grade Home-Ec class?

Well if those bitches learn to cook we may have to talk.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on August 25, 2008, 11:18:45 AM
Just found out that I have to miss the live draft.  Do I need to do anything or will the computer just pick for me.  Will I be able to make any changes after the fact?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on August 25, 2008, 11:21:53 AM
Just found out that I have to miss the live draft.  Do I need to do anything or will the computer just pick for me.  Will I be able to make any changes after the fact?

I think the computer will just pick for you.  You can always make changes throughout the season, as long as there are players available that you want.  You can also work out trades with other teams.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AUJarhead on August 25, 2008, 12:48:42 PM
Can someone please send me a PM on where I can send the money?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: DnATL on August 26, 2008, 03:32:29 PM
Am I in this league?  I can't log-in
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: JohnDeere on August 27, 2008, 08:46:41 AM
Can someone please send me a PM on where I can send the money?

I guess I'm playing for grins and giggles also.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on August 28, 2008, 10:54:11 AM
nookie - chinook
Pigskins 'n Poon - Thrilla
Widowmakers - jumbo
Come Honor Face - Come Honor Face
Tailgaters - AUTR
The Clap - AWK
War Spread Eagle!!! - War Eagle!!!
Prediction Pain!! - DnATL
Big Balls - wesfau
Rick James Bitch - Saniflush
CockBlockers - Ogre
Sadr City Rockets -JohnDeere
Ur Adders - Pale Rider
Death Dealers - ssgaufan


Updated.   Who is

Saban Licks Cawk
Ballsonyourchin
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: DnATL on August 28, 2008, 11:09:44 AM
Am I in this league?  I can't log-in
??
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: wesfau2 on August 28, 2008, 11:14:17 AM
??

Did you check the first page of this thread?  I had some problems logging in...Brad corrected me.  He will never make that mistake again.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on August 28, 2008, 11:15:48 AM
Either one of those two names is my buddy Jacob.  He lurks here as Yacob something or another. 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: wesfau2 on August 28, 2008, 11:17:21 AM
Either one of those two names is my buddy Jacob.  He lurks here as Yacob something or another. 

He's still too traumatized from golfing with Chop to post.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on August 28, 2008, 11:20:13 AM
He's still too traumatized from golfing with Chop to post.
haha, Who picked the all Auburn team?  That shit is hilarious.  I like the balls, but they are going to get murdered week in and week out.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: wesfau2 on August 28, 2008, 11:22:03 AM
I like the balls

Said a mouthful there, didn't you?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on August 28, 2008, 11:24:35 AM
Said a mouthful there, didn't you?
I would buy you a beer this weekend, but you will be too busy nursing your vagina in Atlanta instead of kicking ass in Auburn. 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: wesfau2 on August 28, 2008, 11:25:35 AM
I would buy you a beer this weekend, but you will be too busy nursing your vagina in Atlanta instead of kicking ass in Auburn. 

Abracadabra up a hotel room for me and the missus and I will drink your beer.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Tiger Six on August 28, 2008, 11:40:54 AM
haha, Who picked the all Auburn team?  That shit is hilarious.  I like the balls, but they are going to get murdered week in and week out.
That would be me.  The 122 degree heat is getting to my ass. 

This will be a breakout year.  Go Seahawks! 

Kaos, I trade Courtney to you for $100, a roll of Kodiak and a first gen iPod. 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on August 28, 2008, 11:48:21 AM
That would be me.  The 122 degree heat is getting to my ass. 

This will be a breakout year.  Go Seahawks! 

Kaos, I trade Courtney to you for $100, a roll of Kodiak and a first gen iPod. 
Devin A. isn't even starting...haha.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Tiger Six on August 28, 2008, 11:51:12 AM
Devin A. isn't even starting...haha.

And I just saw where Bironas might not be ready for the regular season. 

I'm fricked. 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Jumbo on August 29, 2008, 04:48:06 AM
He's still too traumatized from golfing with Chop to post.
I almost made out with Jacob, I think he's hot.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on August 29, 2008, 02:30:10 PM
This is what I've received so far:

nookie - chinook
Pigskins 'n Poon - Thrilla  (recieved)
Widowmakers - jumbo
Come Honor Face - Come Honor Face
Tailgaters - AUTR  (received)
The Clap - AWK
War Spread Eagle!!! - War Eagle!!!  (received)
Prediction Pain!! - DnATL
Big Balls - wesfau  (received)
Rick James Bitch - Saniflush
CockBlockers - Ogre
Sadr City Rockets -JohnDeere
Ur Adders - Pale Rider  (received)
Death Dealers - ssgaufan
Saban Licks Cawk
Ballsonyourchin

Whats up with the rest of you slackers?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on August 29, 2008, 02:39:58 PM
This is what I've received so far:

nookie - chinook
Pigskins 'n Poon - Thrilla  (recieved)
Widowmakers - jumbo
Come Honor Face - Come Honor Face
Tailgaters - AUTR  (received)
The Clap - AWK
War Spread Eagle!!! - War Eagle!!!  (received)
Prediction Pain!! - DnATL
Big Balls - wesfau  (received)
Rick James Bitch - Saniflush
CockBlockers - Ogre
Sadr City Rockets -JohnDeere
Ur Adders - Pale Rider  (received)
Death Dealers - ssgaufan
Saban Licks Cawk
Ballsonyourchin

Whats up with the rest of you slackers?

Somebody's skeered.  Get your shit together...about a week left before the kickoff of the season.  If Mark hasn't RECEIVED your check by the 1st kickoff of the 1st game, you are DISQUALIFIED and your team gets the boot.

We also need someone to step up and claim the great names "Saban Licks Cawk" and "ballsonyourchin".  If it's your friend, figure that shit out and get on them for the money.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on August 29, 2008, 03:51:35 PM
I put mine in the mail this morning.  You should have it tomorrow.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Jumbo on August 29, 2008, 05:06:26 PM
I need a running back, lets deal! Mark my check should get to you tommorow!
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AUJarhead on August 30, 2008, 08:55:30 AM
We also need someone to step up and claim the great names "Saban Licks Cawk"

That's me.  I mailed a check last Wednesday or Thursday from Charlottesville.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Tiger Six on August 30, 2008, 09:53:09 AM
Somebody's skeered.  Get your shit together...about a week left before the kickoff of the season.  If Mark hasn't RECEIVED your check by the 1st kickoff of the 1st game, you are DISQUALIFIED and your team gets the boot.

Who made you the leader of this outfit?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on August 30, 2008, 10:04:38 AM
Who made you the leader of this outfit?

I'm just trying to prevent Guido from getting out again.  He did a number on some of our College Bowl pick 'em participants.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on August 30, 2008, 10:05:20 AM
Who are you, oh great ballsonyourchin?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Tiger Six on August 30, 2008, 10:08:44 AM
I'm just trying to prevent Guido from getting out again.  He did a number on some of our College Bowl pick 'em participants.

I heard that he is a mean drunk. 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: chinook on August 30, 2008, 02:18:00 PM
And I just saw where Bironas might not be ready for the regular season. 

I'm fricked. 

the demise of your team continues....obamanu out.

http://www.seahawkaddicts.com/2008/08/ben-obamanu-has-broken-clavicle.html (http://www.seahawkaddicts.com/2008/08/ben-obamanu-has-broken-clavicle.html)
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: ssgaufan on August 31, 2008, 02:23:40 PM
I'll send my check on Tuesday.

Reasons that nobody is fessing up to the team know as ballsonyourchin,

1.  They are about to get the shit kicked out of them by the Death Dealers.

2.  They thought it was a funny name at the time, but now it just makes them look gay.

3.  They are about to get the shit kicked out of them by the Death Dealers.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: chinook on September 02, 2008, 03:09:17 PM
my money went out today. 

sold enough legos and barbie dolls over the weekend. 

Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: DnATL on September 02, 2008, 03:28:14 PM
Who's holding the money?  And where in Auburn will they be Saturday for delivery of my $20 donation?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on September 02, 2008, 04:53:27 PM
This is what I've received so far:

nookie - chinook
Pigskins 'n Poon - Thrilla  (recieved)
Widowmakers - jumbo  (received)
Come Honor Face - Come Honor Face
Tailgaters - AUTR  (received)
The Clap - AWK
War Spread Eagle!!! - War Eagle!!!  (received)
Prediction Pain!! - DnATL
Big Balls - wesfau  (received)
Rick James Bitch - Saniflush
CockBlockers - Ogre (received)
Sadr City Rockets -JohnDeere  (received)
Ur Adders - Pale Rider  (received)
Death Dealers - ssgaufan
Saban Licks Cawk-Jarhead (received)
Ballsonyourchin

Whats up with the rest of you slackers? 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on September 02, 2008, 05:35:50 PM
Who's holding the money?  And where in Auburn will they be Saturday for delivery of my $20 donation?

I'll be by the green dumpster, or is it Blue?  Just mail it to me if you would like.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: DnATL on September 02, 2008, 05:37:37 PM
I'll be by the green dumpster, or is it Blue?  Just mail it to me if you would like.
Over by the tennis courts, between the Student Act and fish building?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on September 02, 2008, 05:40:58 PM
Over by the tennis courts, between the Student Act and fish building?

That would be the one.  Send me a PM with your cell # and we can hook up
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on September 02, 2008, 07:19:39 PM
The check is in the mail Mark.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: chinook on September 03, 2008, 12:41:27 AM
as mentioned on page 9,  i sent $20 out today. 

just as long as the mail coach doesn't get held up by indians, the 20 spot should arrive from oregon in 2 or 3 days.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on September 03, 2008, 02:38:34 PM
Guido wants to have forced anal sex with the following:

JohnDeere
Saniflush
Come Honor Face
ballsonyourchin

After which he'll hogtie them for a reading of "The Legendary Life of Coach Paul Bryant", followed by a powerpoint presentation of Hillary Clinton's vagina.

Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on September 04, 2008, 03:40:30 PM
It's on tonight!

Good luck to all.

Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on September 04, 2008, 03:43:21 PM
Guido wants to have forced anal sex with the following:

JohnDeere
Saniflush
Come Honor Face
ballsonyourchin

After which he'll hogtie them for a reading of "The Legendary Life of Coach Paul Bryant", followed by a powerpoint presentation of Hillary Clinton's vagina.

Recived from all but Sani, Come Honor Face, and Ballsonyourchin.  Do we give them more time or disqualify them?


Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on September 04, 2008, 03:50:41 PM
I say give them more time.  It's a long season, and they aren't going anywhere.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: wesfau2 on September 08, 2008, 10:11:22 AM
Team Big Balls is off to a roaring start, crushing the Cock Blockers 99-71.

Suck it, Trebek.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on September 08, 2008, 10:43:37 AM
Team Big Balls is off to a roaring start, crushing the Cock Blockers 99-71.

Suck it, Trebek.

Yeah, Carson Palmer is teh suck.  Depending on his performance tonight, I may be starting Aaron Rogers next week.

Still, 99 points is impressive.  I believe that was the most scored by anyone so far this week.  Nice job, fuckface.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: wesfau2 on September 08, 2008, 11:01:15 AM

Still, 99 points is impressive.  I believe that was the most scored by anyone so far this week.  Nice job, fuckface.

Damning with faint praise?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on September 08, 2008, 11:43:13 AM
I won, eat it Sadr City homos.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: chinook on September 08, 2008, 01:06:40 PM
anyone want to trade.

i have brady up.  should be a steal.

brady teh roxxor.

he had 50 td passes last season with 8 interceptions.  good fantasy numbers.  '09 should be no different.

anyone?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: War Eagle!!! on September 08, 2008, 02:14:51 PM
anyone want to trade.

i have brady up.  should be a steal.

brady teh roxxor.

he had 50 td passes last season with 8 interceptions.  good fantasy numbers.  '09 should be no different.

anyone?

Sure, I am interested. You want Cassel for him, you know...in case Brady goes down or something???
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Jumbo on September 08, 2008, 02:39:34 PM
I've never been in a fantasy league with 16 teams before this shit is crazy. I went to add a couple of players and there is no one out there to add.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: ssgaufan on September 08, 2008, 02:58:33 PM
I need a good WR.  Anybody willing to trade?  Take a look at my team, and lets see if we can work something out.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: War Eagle!!! on September 08, 2008, 03:27:07 PM
I need a good WR.  Anybody willing to trade?  Take a look at my team, and lets see if we can work something out.

dude...you need a lot more help than at WR. I would just give up if I were you...
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: ssgaufan on September 08, 2008, 03:40:33 PM
dude...you need a lot more help than at WR. I would just give up if I were you...

Piss off.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on September 09, 2008, 08:09:08 AM
Guido wants to have forced anal sex with the following:

JohnDeere
Saniflush
Come Honor Face
ballsonyourchin

After which he'll hogtie them for a reading of "The Legendary Life of Coach Paul Bryant", followed by a powerpoint presentation of Hillary Clinton's vagina.



Fuck the post office.  Some of you fucktards can wait until LSU to get my $20.

If you don't like that you can go fist Jumbo.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: JohnDeere on September 09, 2008, 09:13:09 AM
I won, eat it Sadr City homos.

Your boy Adrian Peterson looked like shit last night. Besides a trash touchdown after the Pack had already put it away, he didn't do shit. If they hadn't have called some bullshit inelgible receiver down field, that 90 yard bomb to D.Driver would have sealed the deal on The Clap.

For the record, last year, I picked up Peterson as a free agent in week two. I could see he was going to be the Offensive Rookie of the year. This year he isn't going to fair as well. Now, Chester Taylor would be a nice pickup.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on September 09, 2008, 10:34:54 AM
Your boy Adrian Peterson looked like shit last night. Besides a trash touchdown after the Pack had already put it away, he didn't do shit. If they hadn't have called some bullshit inelgible receiver down field, that 90 yard bomb to D.Driver would have sealed the deal on The Clap.

For the record, last year, I picked up Peterson as a free agent in week two. I could see he was going to be the Offensive Rookie of the year. This year he isn't going to fair as well. Now, Chester Taylor would be a nice pickup.
Or Matt Ryan, or Forte(Chi RB), or Jenkins, or anyone on ATL's offense.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Jumbo on September 09, 2008, 02:22:39 PM
Fuck the post office.  Some of you fucktards can wait until LSU to get my $20.

If you don't like that you can go fist Jumbo.
Howard if thats the case, will you take me to the game? :s&m:
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on September 09, 2008, 02:53:57 PM
Howard if thats the case, will you take me to the game? :s&m:

I'll be moved onto others by that point.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: wesfau2 on September 10, 2008, 12:00:18 PM
That's me.  I mailed a check last Wednesday or Thursday from Charlottesville.

You're my next victim.

As a side note: anyone have a WR they'd like to send my way?  I've got Joey Galloway, Selvin Young and LJ Smith to deal with.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: wesfau2 on September 15, 2008, 12:29:21 PM
Jesus.  My team blew goats this week.  Fuck Joey Galloway and Laurence Maroney.  Laurence what?  Of Arabia?  Only faggots and sailors are named Laurence.

The opposition didn't even have a QB and I lost by 23.  Fuck.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on September 15, 2008, 02:10:14 PM
Jesus.  My team blew goats this week.  Fuck Joey Galloway and Laurence Maroney.  Laurence what?  Of Arabia?  Only faggots and sailors are named Laurence.

The opposition didn't even have a QB and I lost by 23.  Fuck.


I got beat like a rented mule.  The other team more than doubled my entire score and they still have someone playing tonight.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on September 16, 2008, 07:45:09 AM
Thank God for Monday Night Foosball.  I was getting beat like I stole something, but somehow my Kicker and a WR were able to make up the 25 point defecit last night, so I ended up tied.  It's not the win I was hoping for, but at least I'm not stuck at the bottom with an 0-2 record like some of you losers. 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: ssgaufan on September 16, 2008, 01:22:10 PM
Thank God for Monday Night Foosball.  I was getting beat like I stole something, but somehow my Kicker and a WR were able to make up the 25 point defecit last night, so I ended up tied.  It's not the win I was hoping for, but at least I'm not stuck at the bottom with an 0-2 record like some of you losers. 

Was it you that was playing the Death Dealers?  If so, then fuck you, your kicker, and your fucking WR.   :fu:
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on September 16, 2008, 05:59:06 PM
I am 2 - 0.  Eat it homos.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: DnATL on September 16, 2008, 08:51:15 PM
I am 2 - 0.  Eat at homos.
Thanks for offering us all dinner at your place, but no thanks
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: War Eagle!!! on September 17, 2008, 09:28:46 AM
Thanks for offering us all dinner at your place, but no thanks

 :bugs:

Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on September 17, 2008, 12:03:46 PM
Thanks for offering us all dinner at your place, but no thanks
The fact that you suck my dick, makes you gay.  I am only gay If I fall in love.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: DnATL on September 17, 2008, 12:44:50 PM
The fact that you suck my dick, makes you gay
No, the fact that you suck my dick FOR FREE makes you gay.  Otherwise, it's just a job
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: wesfau2 on September 17, 2008, 12:54:10 PM
Was it you that was playing the Death Dealers?  If so, then fuck you, your kicker, and your fucking WR.   :fu:

Looks like I've got you next.

My showing last week has left me without smack for now.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: ssgaufan on September 17, 2008, 01:08:58 PM
Looks like I've got you next.

My showing last week has left me without smack for now.

Have fun beating up on the slow kid this week.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: wesfau2 on September 17, 2008, 01:12:19 PM
Have fun beating up on the slow kid this week.

It might be uglier than AU/MSU.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: chinook on September 17, 2008, 01:17:22 PM
my team is up for sale.  going price $20.00. 

that chad pennington teh rocks. 

i'll trade tj who'syourmama for a mid-level qb. 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on September 17, 2008, 03:18:46 PM
my team is up for sale.  going price $20.00. 

that chad pennington teh rocks. 

i'll trade tj who'syourmama for a mid-level qb. 
Brett Favre?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Tiger Six on September 18, 2008, 12:13:00 AM
I am the Tony Franklin of this league.

We're just so close.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Tiger Six on September 22, 2008, 09:40:18 AM
Was Ronnie Brown a good player to have this week?  I haven't checked yet, but I think he scored about 500 points all by himself.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on September 22, 2008, 09:47:43 AM
Was Ronnie Brown a good player to have this week?  I haven't checked yet, but I think he scored about 500 points all by himself.

Yea you look smart after he made 41 points for you.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: chinook on September 22, 2008, 11:06:02 AM
i just wanted to thank the person who dropped carson palmer this past week. 

i will get at least one win this season. 

tailgaters will be the only 0 - 3 team. 

by the way in fantasy bb,  ogre and nookie are tied 5 -5 going in the final week. 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on September 29, 2008, 12:45:37 PM
102 points this week, Thanks Brett Fav-re.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on September 30, 2008, 12:02:30 PM
102 points this week, Thanks Brett Fav-re.

He won't get you that this week, bitch.

The Pigskins have been flying and the Poon has been spreading.

This week we find the cure for The Clap.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: chinook on September 30, 2008, 01:10:13 PM
i'm going to hold back a little.  keep starting huard then pick up brady to finish out the regular season in 4th place.   

brady will carry me through the playoffs to the final game.  i'll tie and then get awarded the championship on some bullshit setting.  it worked for me in the fantasy baseball league.

oh, did i mention i won that shit.  ogre got the shaft. 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on September 30, 2008, 01:27:10 PM
  ogre got the shaft. 


Ogre loves the cock.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on September 30, 2008, 04:00:50 PM
I'm a perfecct 0-4, good thing I'm holding the money.  I might run off with all of it.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: chinook on September 30, 2008, 04:34:19 PM
I'm a perfecct 0-4, good thing I'm holding the money.  I might run off with all of it.

minus 20 from sani?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on October 01, 2008, 07:28:39 AM
minus 20 from sani?

Fuckers you will get my money.  (but not if Mark runs off with it)  Some of you fuckers who are actually sober when you see me need to remind me.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on October 01, 2008, 10:09:09 AM
Fuckers you will get my money.  (but not if Mark runs off with it)  Some of you fuckers who are actually sober when you see me need to remind me.

You ever heard of a mailbox and a fucking stamp
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on October 01, 2008, 10:14:36 AM
You ever heard of a mailbox and a fucking stamp

You ever heard of paypal?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on October 01, 2008, 10:15:31 AM
You ever heard of paypal?

I have a paypal account if thats what it takes to get your money
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on October 01, 2008, 01:23:55 PM
Thanks for dropping Gonzo Wes.  He will make a nice addition.

Sucker!


Mark you can do that or one of you can remember to tell my drunk ass when you see me.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on October 06, 2008, 08:38:00 AM
Some of you must not know how to set a lineup.  Starting folks who aren't playing and such.

But if you are willing to piss away $20 bucks, well, I'll take it.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on October 06, 2008, 08:48:56 AM
I took this picture of AWK after our fantasy football matchup this weekend:

(http://www.ilmatar.net/~np/gameofsatan/spanked.jpg)
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on October 06, 2008, 12:01:15 PM
Its not over yet Sally, I have A.P. tonight.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on October 06, 2008, 12:25:13 PM
It's looking good for me to get my first win!!
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Tiger Six on October 06, 2008, 12:44:56 PM
Frick you, Mark.  I was counting on you to keep me out of the cellar.

I suck at this game.  I am Tony Franklin.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on October 06, 2008, 02:12:14 PM
Frick you, Mark.  I was counting on you to keep me out of the cellar.

I suck at this game.  I am Tony Franklin.

I'm confused.  I thought I was playing (and beating the shit out of) you this past weekend. 

Or maybe the Makers Mark has you confused. 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Tiger Six on October 06, 2008, 02:22:42 PM
I'm confused.  I thought I was playing (and beating the shit out of) you this past weekend. 

Or maybe the Makers Mark has you confused. 



You are.  But Markie Mark was the last winless team.  As long as he was winless, I was ahead of someone.  Now I think I am the only one win team AND I have the lowest points total. 

Maker's Mark?  What is this?  You know I am in Iraq and, by the articles of General Order No 1., not allowed to have alcohol. 

I am an officer in the Unted States Army.  I would never do anything that would jepordize my career.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on October 06, 2008, 02:41:26 PM


You are.  But Markie Mark was the last winless team.  As long as he was winless, I was ahead of someone.  Now I think I am the only one win team AND I have the lowest points total. 

Maker's Mark?  What is this?  You know I am in Iraq and, by the articles of General Order No 1., not allowed to have alcohol. 

I am an officer in the Unted States Army.  I would never do anything that would jepordize my career.

I apologize.  I should have known that a distinguished gentleman such as you would just be high on life. 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Tiger Six on October 06, 2008, 03:06:10 PM
I apologize.  I should have known that a distinguished gentleman such as you would just be high on life. 

You flatter me.  I am three sheets to the wind.  It is 10 PM here and I am CRUNK.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: chinook on October 06, 2008, 03:09:12 PM
Frick you, Mark.  I was counting on you to keep me out of the cellar.

I suck at this game.  I am Tony Franklin.

don't  you start getting good on me.  i already marked a win against you. 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on October 06, 2008, 03:11:59 PM
don't  you start getting good on me.  i already marked a win against you. 
Signed,
Petrino, Stewart, Nutt, Richt, and Saban
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on October 07, 2008, 12:12:35 AM
Thanks Adrian Peterson,

Signed AWK
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on October 07, 2008, 11:43:58 AM
You flatter me.  I am three sheets to the wind.  It is 10 PM here and I am CRUNK.

Here's further validation that my efforts to support our US Military are warranted.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on October 07, 2008, 11:48:02 AM
Its not over yet Sally, I have A.P. tonight.

I took this picture of AWK after our fantasy football matchup this weekend:

(http://www.ilmatar.net/~np/gameofsatan/spanked.jpg)
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on October 07, 2008, 12:00:57 PM
Watch out for the Cock Blockers!  After an abysmal 0-2-1 start, we've reeled off two in a row and moved from #15 to #8 in two weeks.  I'm predicting pain for Prediction Pain!!!
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on October 07, 2008, 12:05:10 PM

I just feel honored that your abundant collection of anime porn was put to actual use.  Congrats.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on October 07, 2008, 12:06:53 PM
I just feel honored that your abundant collection of anime porn was put to actual use.  Congrats.

You should see my Pokemon collection
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Jumbo on October 08, 2008, 02:53:15 PM
I just feel honored that your abundant collection of anime porn was put to actual use.  Congrats.
The quote function still Kicks Ass!
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: chinook on October 08, 2008, 03:16:08 PM
The quote function still pwns jumbo!

you are correct. it does kick ass.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on October 08, 2008, 03:53:34 PM
The quote function still Kicks Ass!
You can't double quote a two quote post.  Read up noob.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on October 08, 2008, 03:54:59 PM
You can't double quote a two quote post.  Read up noob.

l33t
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on October 08, 2008, 04:03:52 PM
Does anybody know yet who "ballsonyourchin" is?  I need to know who I'm going to take first place away from. 

His yahoo user id is jakebb83, and I cross-referenced that with all available databases, but could find nothing.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on October 08, 2008, 04:06:21 PM
Does anybody know yet who "ballsonyourchin" is?  I need to know who I'm going to take first place away from. 

His yahoo user id is jakebb83, and I cross-referenced that with all available databases, but could find nothing.
My friend, Jacob Boyles.  He is on here as YacobAU or something.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on October 08, 2008, 04:28:30 PM
Who needs a great Quarterback? 

Kurt Warner will bring experience to your fantasy football team.  Check his stats and see the truth, then trade me him for one of your top wide receivers.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on October 08, 2008, 04:54:25 PM
My friend, Jacob Boyles.  He is on here as YacobAU or something.

I don't remember getting his entry fee, could you check on that for me?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on October 08, 2008, 06:06:58 PM
I don't remember getting his entry fee, could you check on that for me?
Yes sir.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Jumbo on October 09, 2008, 03:37:35 AM
You can't double quote a two quote post.  Read up noob.
Your in Mensa, figure that shit out.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on October 13, 2008, 10:25:39 AM
I will enjoy looking down on all you peons this week from my first place perch.  I am still amazed at those of you who apparently don't know what  a "bye" week is and how some players won't play due to injury.  Amazed, mind you, not pissed..I hope you continue to do it against me.

Feel good story of week 6:  the Sadr City Rockets beat the piss out of Death Dealers 109-58 despite the fact that the Sadr City Rockets had two players on their bye week.  Now that's skill right there, folks.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: ssgaufan on October 13, 2008, 11:11:23 AM
I will enjoy looking down on all you peons this week from my first place perch.  I am still amazed at those of you who apparently don't know what  a "bye" week is and how some players won't play due to injury.  Amazed, mind you, not pissed..I hope you continue to do it against me.

Feel good story of week 6:  the Sadr City Rockets beat the piss out of Death Dealers 109-58 despite the fact that the Sadr City Rockets had two players on their bye week.  Now that's skill right there, folks.

Feel good story for who, bitch?  I feel as though I have been ass raped by some donkey dick mother fucker.  If anyone needs me, I will be found curled up in the fetal position of my shower, and yes I will be crying.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on October 13, 2008, 12:18:14 PM
I started out really well.  Now, my team has decided not to play.  Fuck.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Tiger Six on October 13, 2008, 01:45:53 PM
I will enjoy looking down on all you peons this week from my first place perch.  I am still amazed at those of you who apparently don't know what  a "bye" week is and how some players won't play due to injury.  Amazed, mind you, not pissed..I hope you continue to do it against me.

Feel good story of week 6:  the Sadr City Rockets beat the piss out of Death Dealers 109-58 despite the fact that the Sadr City Rockets had two players on their bye week.  Now that's skill right there, folks.
I lost interest a long time ago. 

I figure I can beat Mark and stay out of the cellar.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on October 13, 2008, 07:00:37 PM
I lost interest a long time ago. 

I figure I can beat Mark and stay out of the cellar.

Hey, as long as you keep winning games and get in the top 8 you will have a shot at the playoffs and the championship.  It's still anybody's game IMO.  For example, my main points hog Romo is a pussy and broke his pinkie finger.  Now he's out and I picked up the Tom Brady wannabe in his place.  The world can be cruel sometimes.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: chinook on October 13, 2008, 07:18:21 PM
The world can be cruel sometimes.

just ask ogre.  he got 2nd place in fantasy baseball. 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: chinook on October 13, 2008, 07:23:20 PM
I lost interest a long time ago. 

I figure I can beat Mark and stay out of the cellar.

or you can strive for the consolation championship.  thrilla did in baseball and look at him. 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on October 13, 2008, 08:24:59 PM
just ask ogre.  he got 2nd place in fantasy baseball. 

Fuck you. 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on October 14, 2008, 12:13:40 AM
65 - 64...unbelievable.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on October 20, 2008, 03:11:58 PM
Who has the highest score this week?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on October 20, 2008, 03:38:06 PM
Who has the highest score this week?

You lawyers and your rhetorical questions.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on October 21, 2008, 11:36:11 AM
Suck it, bitches.  I don't need Tony Romo's pussy ass to secure first place.

I look down upon you and laugh...first place hasn't felt this good since...well...since I beat ya'lls ass in the college bowl pick 'em.

Next on the agenda:  Ogre and the Cock Blockers.  Blood will spill, and it'll taste of wine.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on October 21, 2008, 11:55:55 AM
Suck it, bitches.  I don't need Tony Romo's pussy ass to secure first place.

I look down upon you and laugh...first place hasn't felt this good since...well...since I beat ya'lls ass in the college bowl pick 'em.

Next on the agenda:  Ogre and the Cock Blockers.  Blood will spill, and it'll taste of wine.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I've been looking forward to this day since the Muffdivers last played (and beat) 2 Balls 1 Bat in Fantasy Baseball. 

First, I'm gonna fuck you up real good.  Then I'll punt your newborn into the Chattahoochie while you watch through blood-stained eyes.  Finally, I'll make my way back to your house and tease your wife with a game of 'just the tip', then spit in her face and manually steal all of her breastmilk.  I'll mix it with EverClear and drink it all the way back to Birmingham.

Don't fuck with me.

Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on October 21, 2008, 12:33:31 PM
I've been looking forward to this day since the Muffdivers last played (and beat) 2 Balls 1 Bat in Fantasy Baseball. 

First, I'm gonna fuck you up real good.  Then I'll punt your newborn into the Chattahoochie while you watch through blood-stained eyes.  Finally, I'll make my way back to your house and tease your wife with a game of 'just the tip', then spit in her face and manually steal all of her breastmilk.  I'll mix it with EverClear and drink it all the way back to Birmingham.

Don't fuck with me.



Oh yeah?  Well before you can even do that, I'm going to catch a flight to Birmingham ASAP.  I'll break into your house, catch you by surprise, and use your favorite bottle of scotch to break over your head and knock you the fuck out so I can tie you up in a chair.  I'm then going to hog tie your wife when she gets home and undress her.  I'll bang her brains out in front of you (because you'll be awake by then) and simultaneously pluck each pube out of her puss before she makes your ears bleed with a mind-shuddering, screaming orgasm.  Then, before I bust a nut, I'll pull out and spooge all over your face.  I'll use this adhesive to then arrange a nice goatee on your face with your wife's pubes, which you'll wear into this weekend's matchup to remind you of who owns who.

Mother Fucker.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on October 21, 2008, 12:44:17 PM
Oh yeah?  Well before you can even do that, I'm going to catch a flight to Birmingham ASAP.  I'll break into your house, catch you by surprise, and use your favorite bottle of scotch to break over your head and knock you the fuck out so I can tie you up in a chair.  I'm then going to hog tie your wife when she gets home and undress her.  I'll bang her brains out in front of you (because you'll be awake by then) and simultaneously pluck each pube out of her puss before she makes your ears bleed with a mind-shuddering, screaming orgasm.  Then, before I bust a nut, I'll pull out and spooge all over your face.  I'll use this adhesive to then arrange a nice goatee on your face with your wife's pubes, which you'll wear into this weekend's matchup to remind you of who owns who.

Mother Fucker.

That's all well and good, but there is a snag in your plan...she doesn't have any pubes for you to pluck.

BOO-YAH!

Seeing how you want to get nasty, let me fill you in on something else I have in store for you:

I'm going to hire a Private Investigator to follow you on your way home from work and take a picture of you smoking your one-hitter.  He'll email it to me, and I'll go up to Kinko's to print out 100 fliers with said picture printed on them.  The following morning, I'm going to stand out in front of your office, handing the fliers to all the parents who trust you with their children. 

Assuming you'll be fired by lunch, I will be hiding underneath your Altima.  Once you approach your drivers-side door, I'm going to cut through your $49.99 wingtips with my hunting knife, slicing your achilles tendon and making you fall to the ground.  Then I'm going to frog you in the temple, making your right eyeball pop out of it's socket.  Since you'll be writhing in pain and unable to stand, I'll proceed to take a shit in your empty eye socket, and pop your eyeball back in. 

For the rest of your days, you'll be known as Shit For Brains.  Literally.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on October 21, 2008, 01:51:40 PM
I was just going to fart in your cereal...but Jesus.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on October 21, 2008, 02:38:21 PM
That's all well and good, but there is a snag in your plan...she doesn't have any pubes for you to pluck.

BOO-YAH!

Seeing how you want to get nasty, let me fill you in on something else I have in store for you:

I'm going to hire a Private Investigator to follow you on your way home from work and take a picture of you smoking your one-hitter.  He'll email it to me, and I'll go up to Kinko's to print out 100 fliers with said picture printed on them.  The following morning, I'm going to stand out in front of your office, handing the fliers to all the parents who trust you with their children. 

Assuming you'll be fired by lunch, I will be hiding underneath your Altima.  Once you approach your drivers-side door, I'm going to cut through your $49.99 wingtips with my hunting knife, slicing your achilles tendon and making you fall to the ground.  Then I'm going to frog you in the temple, making your right eyeball pop out of it's socket.  Since you'll be writhing in pain and unable to stand, I'll proceed to take a shit in your empty eye socket, and pop your eyeball back in. 

For the rest of your days, you'll be known as Shit For Brains.  Literally.

Even I'm man enough to know when I've been pwned.  I blame your wife's bald eagle.

By the way, can you send me the proportions you use when mixing breast milk and Everclear?  I've been meaning to spice up my White Russian recipe.

I'm going to go get blazed now before I mold the minds of today's youth.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Come Honor Face on October 21, 2008, 07:02:07 PM
i think i'm last
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: ssgaufan on October 22, 2008, 01:59:50 PM
i think i'm last

You started out good, but then your team went to hell in a handbasket.  I've actually been wondering if you were still playing.  I guess you just suck at it huh?  :poke:

I know, this was one of those pot calling the kettle black moments.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Come Honor Face on October 22, 2008, 03:11:09 PM
You started out good, but then your team went to hell in a handbasket.  I've actually been wondering if you were still playing.  I guess you just suck at it huh?  :poke:

I know, this was one of those pot calling the kettle black moments.

yes, Owens sucks
yes, Bush is having surgery
yes, Matt Jones is getting suspended soon
yes, Kellen Winslow sucked
yes, Darren McFadden isn't getting the carries

I suck bad.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on October 22, 2008, 03:16:33 PM
Fantasy football for me is about as bad as Auburn's season.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on October 27, 2008, 10:09:41 AM
That's all well and good, but there is a snag in your plan...she doesn't have any pubes for you to pluck.

BOO-YAH!

Seeing how you want to get nasty, let me fill you in on something else I have in store for you:

I'm going to hire a Private Investigator to follow you on your way home from work and take a picture of you smoking your one-hitter.  He'll email it to me, and I'll go up to Kinko's to print out 100 fliers with said picture printed on them.  The following morning, I'm going to stand out in front of your office, handing the fliers to all the parents who trust you with their children. 

Assuming you'll be fired by lunch, I will be hiding underneath your Altima.  Once you approach your drivers-side door, I'm going to cut through your $49.99 wingtips with my hunting knife, slicing your achilles tendon and making you fall to the ground.  Then I'm going to frog you in the temple, making your right eyeball pop out of it's socket.  Since you'll be writhing in pain and unable to stand, I'll proceed to take a shit in your empty eye socket, and pop your eyeball back in. 

For the rest of your days, you'll be known as Shit For Brains.  Literally.

BITCH YOU DO NOT RIDE WITH ME,
BITCH YOU RIDE A MARTA BUS!

The poon doesn't even need our star running back to play in tonight's MNF game...we beat the Cock Blockers without him!  Thank you, Kurt Warner.

Despite all the trash talk and attempts at ruining my life, Ogre still got  :pwnd:.  I took this picture as he shed his first tear over the loss:

(http://images.inmagine.com/img/corbis/crbs048/crbs0481664.jpg)

That's how we roll, bitches.  Next week, Wesfau learns what real pain is supposed to feel like.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on October 27, 2008, 10:26:04 AM
Well unless Rob Bironas kicks about 20 field goals tonight I think I am good as well.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on October 27, 2008, 10:32:49 AM
BITCH YOU DO NOT RIDE WITH ME,
BITCH YOU RIDE A MARTA BUS!

The poon doesn't even need our star running back to play in tonight's MNF game...we beat the Cock Blockers without him!  Thank you, Kurt Warner.

Despite all the trash talk and attempts at ruining my life, Ogre still got  :pwnd:.  I took this picture as he shed his first tear over the loss:

(http://images.inmagine.com/img/corbis/crbs048/crbs0481664.jpg)

That's how we roll, bitches.  Next week, Wesfau learns what real pain is supposed to feel like.


You got lucky.  My starting QB and Defense combined for a whopping 1 point.  Fucking JT O'Sullivan can lick my choad.  I hope and pray that I get a shot at you in the playoffs, when Aaron Rogers is back in the saddle. 

Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on November 03, 2008, 03:15:46 PM
Look out, it looks like I'm about to get win #2, I'm about to mount my second half comeback
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on November 03, 2008, 04:11:17 PM
MY Defense needs to pose a shut out.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on November 03, 2008, 05:24:00 PM
I don't know why I happen to have my camera around after each fantasy football match, but I was able to take this picture of Wesfau after he tried to drink away the ass raping my team handed his this past weekend:
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: chinook on November 04, 2008, 12:21:21 AM
cock suckers worked nookie on the last day with the steel curtain.   

nick folk can kiss my ass. 

p.s. benjarvius green-lee should have started but i would have still lost. 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on November 04, 2008, 07:49:49 AM
I don't know why I happen to have my camera around after each fantasy football match, but I was able to take this picture of Wesfau after he tried to drink away the ass raping my team handed his this past weekend:

Anyone can do well when they are carrying three QB's.  How about stepping out on the limb a little pussy?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on November 04, 2008, 09:04:33 AM
cock suckers worked nookie on the last day with the steel curtain.   

nick folk can kiss my ass. 

p.s. benjarvius green-lee should have started but i would have still lost. 

Suck it, Trebek.  It's not full redemption for the baseball season, but it will do for now.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: wesfau2 on November 04, 2008, 09:50:57 AM
I don't know why I happen to have my camera around after each fantasy football match, but I was able to take this picture of Wesfau after he tried to drink away the ass raping my team handed his this past weekend:

I win the Dumbass Manager of the Week award.  All my decent players were on a bye.  I'm surprised that my group of last minute scrubs managed to break 80 points.  They were only predicted to hit 55.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on November 04, 2008, 10:10:10 AM
Anyone can do well when they are carrying three QB's.  How about stepping out on the limb a little pussy?

Well, I just manage the team as I see fit.  If that means having three quarterbacks, well, then, apparently that setup works just fine.  You know, half of winning fantasy games is keeping the good players from your opponents.

But I'll be more than happy to trade one of those quarterbacks for your top receiver.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on November 04, 2008, 10:14:16 AM
I win the Dumbass Manager of the Week award.  All my decent players were on a bye.  I'm surprised that my group of last minute scrubs managed to break 80 points.  They were only predicted to hit 55.

Actually, you did a good job with that situation.  I saw going in where half of your players were on bye week.  That's never fun in fantasy football land.  Obviously your pick ups were good as those 82 points would've won the match for you in 5 of the 8 matchups.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: ssgaufan on November 04, 2008, 10:14:52 AM
Well, I just manage the team as I see fit.  If that means having three quarterbacks, well, then, apparently that setup works just fine.  You know, half of winning fantasy games is keeping the good players from your opponents.

But I'll be more than happy to trade one of those quarterbacks for your top receiver.

Your ass is going down this week.  My shitty team is gonna come together at just the right time, and bitch slap your overrated ass.   :s&m:
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on November 04, 2008, 10:20:45 AM
Your ass is going down this week.  My shitty team is gonna come together at just the right time, and bitch slap your overrated ass.   :s&m:

Now we're talking (some shit, that is).  I like it.  But you're still going down like my wife used to before we got married.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on November 04, 2008, 10:23:45 AM
Now we're talking (some shit, that is).  I like it.  But you're still going down like my wife used to before we got married.

Is he going to look you in the eyes, too?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on November 04, 2008, 10:25:47 AM
Is he going to look you in the eyes, too?

No...it's impossible to do with the gag reflex and all.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: ssgaufan on November 04, 2008, 10:27:33 AM
Is he going to look you in the eyes, too?

Hell no.  When we're done his little browneye is gonna be bleeding.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on November 04, 2008, 10:44:10 AM
Hell no.  When we're done his little browneye is gonna be bleeding.


(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/owned-bird.jpg)
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: ssgaufan on November 10, 2008, 11:05:27 AM
Hey Thrilla, how's my ass taste, bitch?  You have been  :pwnd: by one of the worst teams in the league.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on November 10, 2008, 11:40:05 AM
I beat tailgaters by 70 points.  Sorry, Mark.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on November 10, 2008, 02:27:11 PM
Hey Thrilla, how's my ass taste, bitch?  You have been  :pwnd: by one of the worst teams in the league.

BOOOM SHACKALACKA!!!!

Yes, I am aware that I just got raped by the Widowmakers.  Fuck you, jumbo.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on November 10, 2008, 02:31:42 PM
I beat tailgaters by 70 points.  Sorry, Mark.

I aim to please.  37 points and a QB that got -2 points for the week.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on November 10, 2008, 03:00:25 PM
I aim to please.  27 points and a QB that got -2 points for the week.

Still want to trade?

BOOOM SHACKALACKA!!!!

Yes, I am aware that I just got raped by the Widowmakers.  Fuck you, jumbo.

Glad the footnote was typed there, Ogre.  Even great teams must rest and regroup for the home stretch at the end of the season, and we are no different.  We were simply trying to help boost ssgaufan's self-esteem since he hasn't realized much success this season.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on November 10, 2008, 03:07:55 PM
Still want to trade?

Glad the footnote was typed there, Ogre.  Even great teams must rest and regroup for the home stretch at the end of the season, and we are no different.  We were simply trying to help boost ssgaufan's self-esteem since he hasn't realized much success this season.

Yeah, I'll send it over now.  Romo for Westbrook and Holt
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: ssgaufan on November 10, 2008, 03:09:48 PM
Still want to trade?

Glad the footnote was typed there, Ogre.  Even great teams must rest and regroup for the home stretch at the end of the season, and we are no different.  We were simply trying to help boost ssgaufan's self-esteem since he hasn't realized much success this season.

Thanks for letting me ass rape you.  Now I know what it feels like to be on the giving end.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: chinook on November 10, 2008, 05:03:07 PM
Still want to trade?

Glad the footnote was typed there, Ogre.  Even great teams must rest and regroup for the home stretch at the end of the season, and we are no different.  We were simply trying to help boost ssgaufan's self-esteem since he hasn't realized much success this season.

spoken like a true champion of the consolation bracket. 

thrilla, benjarvis green-ellis a.k.a "the firm" gave me some fantasy love this weekend.  your advice is second to none. 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on November 10, 2008, 05:11:13 PM
You should all be afraid of me.  I'm tearing it up.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on November 10, 2008, 07:50:32 PM
spoken like a true champion of the consolation bracket. 

thrilla, benjarvis green-ellis a.k.a "the firm" gave me some fantasy love this weekend.  your advice is second to none. 

He is probably the best 4th string running back out there.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: chinook on November 11, 2008, 01:08:47 PM
congrats to ur adders for winning his second game of the season.

 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Tiger Six on November 11, 2008, 01:55:13 PM
congrats to ur adders for winning his second game of the season.

 

How the frick did that happen?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on November 11, 2008, 02:09:12 PM
How the frick did that happen?

Glad to see you're paying attention.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Tiger Six on November 11, 2008, 02:14:38 PM
Glad to see you're paying attention.

I have ADD, what can I say?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Jumbo on November 12, 2008, 01:42:46 AM
I have ADD, what can I say?
Whats wrong with ADD?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: chinook on November 12, 2008, 03:15:30 PM
how is everyone voting on the pending trade between pigskins and tailgate?

don't forget cockblocker you have the final word. 

Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on November 14, 2008, 09:20:10 AM
Thrilla you should have been playing Cassel last night.  It probably won't matter anyway but I doubt Warner is gonna give you 42 points.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on November 14, 2008, 09:56:21 AM
Thrilla you should have been playing Cassel last night.  It probably won't matter anyway but I doubt Warner is gonna give you 42 points.

You beat me to it.  I was about to come on here and say I should've started Cassel.  Nobody in their right mind starts him over Warner though!  Damnit.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on November 14, 2008, 10:40:18 AM
You beat me to it.  I was about to come on here and say I should've started Cassel.  Nobody in their right mind starts him over Warner though!  Damnit.

Nah I wouldn't have either.  Not the way Warner has been playing!
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on November 14, 2008, 12:19:23 PM
how is everyone voting on the pending trade between pigskins and tailgate?

don't forget cockblocker you have the final word. 



The trade has gone through and is effective for this week.  Romo better start lighting it up
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: ssgaufan on November 14, 2008, 12:21:30 PM
The trade has gone through and is effective for this week.  Romo better start lighting it up

Fuck Romo.  He's a puss.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on November 14, 2008, 12:27:46 PM
He's a puss.

He gets some good looking puss.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Jumbo on November 14, 2008, 01:51:34 PM
He gets some good looking puss.
:pwnd:
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: chinook on November 15, 2008, 12:03:01 AM
some early quotes before or just after the start of the season. 

from pale rider....

Quote
That is me. 

Study up on your history, bitches.  Ur is the birthplace of Abraham.  I will be handing out ass kickings of Biblical proportions. 

Except to wes.


from thrilla......impressive early smack...

Quote
Pigskins 'n Poon is an early favorite to take the 1st annual TigersX Fantasy Football trophy, just based on Team Name alone...and the huge size of the teams manager's ballsac.

from tailgate....fairly true except one team is worse...

Quote
I'm in, Never played before so you'll all probably kick my ass.


awk sums it up...

Quote
haha, Who picked the all Auburn team?  That shit is hilarious.  I like the balls, but they are going to get murdered week in and week out.

from bigballs.....

Quote
Team Big Balls is off to a roaring start, crushing the Cock Blockers 99-71.

Suck it, Trebek.

from jumbo...couldn't be more true...

Quote
I've never been in a fantasy league with 16 teams before this shit is crazy. I went to add a couple of players and there is no one out there to add.

Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on November 17, 2008, 08:20:20 AM
Thrilla I would be concerned about you getting 30 points tonight but you have Cleveland's Defense and Buffalo's running back.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on November 17, 2008, 12:13:11 PM
Thrilla I would be concerned about you getting 30 points tonight but you have Cleveland's Defense and Buffalo's running back.

Damnit i know.  I need turnovers ( a pick 6 would be nice) and Lynch basically needs to have the game of his life.  He's way overdue as he's been below expectations all year.

Yo AUTailgatingRules...i know it won't make you feel any better about Tony Homo, but those guys you gave me sucked a fattie as well yesterday.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on November 17, 2008, 12:31:32 PM
Damnit i know.  I need turnovers ( a pick 6 would be nice) and Lynch basically needs to have the game of his life.  He's way overdue as he's been below expectations all year.

Yo AUTailgatingRules...i know it won't make you feel any better about Tony Homo, but those guys you gave me sucked a fattie as well yesterday.

They've sucke a fattie all year.  Have you looked at my record?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on November 18, 2008, 08:15:27 AM
Monster comeback fucktard.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on November 18, 2008, 10:21:44 AM
Monster comeback fucktard.

I can't believe this:

I need turnovers ( a pick 6 would be nice) and Lynch basically needs to have the game of his life.  He's way overdue as he's been below expectations all year.

actually happened.  It's about fucking time, Marshawn Lynch.  Unbelievable that I got 30 pts out of that.

But we're heading to the playoffs, baby!  Suck it, cumquats.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on November 18, 2008, 10:54:27 AM
yeah normally anytime my defense is playing my running back they have a big pillow fight and end up spooning.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on November 18, 2008, 01:14:11 PM
Woo Hoo I'm back in last place.  Good thing I'm holding the money or i would have no chance of winning my entry fee back
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on November 18, 2008, 01:41:10 PM
Woo Hoo I'm back in last place.  Good thing I'm holding the money or i would have no chance of winning my entry fee back

Why you think I never sent mine to you?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: ssgaufan on November 18, 2008, 02:03:13 PM
Woo Hoo I'm back in last place.  Good thing I'm holding the money or i would have no chance of winning my entry fee back

Damn, I just paid mine.   :sad:
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: ssgaufan on November 20, 2008, 10:20:19 PM
What's the cutoff to make the playoffs?  Top 8?


Hey Jumbo, I'm gonna whip that ass this week.  You will be able to tell everyone that you know what it feels like to be my bitch.   :box:
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Jumbo on November 20, 2008, 10:31:03 PM
What's the cutoff to make the playoffs?  Top 8?


Hey Jumbo, I'm gonna whip that ass this week.  You will be able to tell everyone that you know what it feels like to be my bitch.   :box:
I'll give you a reach around :pwnd:
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on November 24, 2008, 01:28:42 PM
The upset of the year is in the making.  The Tailgaters (2-9) are putting an ass whipping on ballsonyourchin (9-2).  That Tony Romo kicks ass.  McFadden and Warrick Dunn kicked some ass too!!
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on November 25, 2008, 11:10:38 AM
Damn.  Apparently, this was the week to score over 100, as 6 teams did it.  Collectively, the total points scored blew previous week totals out of the water.  That is, except for the 54-29 humdinger between Ur Adders and War Spread Eagle.

The playoffs should be interesting.  I'm hoping my team decides to play as a cohesive unit at that time.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on November 25, 2008, 11:11:42 AM
What's the cutoff to make the playoffs?  Top 8?

Yep.  Click on the playoffs tab after clicking "League" on the Fantasy Football page and you shall see the layout.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on November 25, 2008, 11:13:15 AM
Damn.  Apparently, this was the week to score over 100, as 6 teams did it.  Collectively, the total points scored blew previous week totals out of the water.  That is, except for the 54-29 humdinger between Ur Adders and War Spread Eagle.

The playoffs should be interesting.  I'm hoping my team decides to play as a cohesive unit at that time.

I'm just glad to see that you are down to the three seed in the playoffs.  It would be best if we go ahead and knock you down another couple of spots next week as well.  No need to get your hopes up only to be disappointed.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on November 25, 2008, 11:42:55 AM
I'm just glad to see that you are down to the three seed in the playoffs.  It would be best if we go ahead and knock you down another couple of spots next week as well.  No need to get your hopes up only to be disappointed.

I'm not really caring where my seed is in the playoffs, as long as I don't have to play two opponents:

1) You
2) Sadr City Rockets

My team has told me that they are better positioned to play everyone else.  You are only seeded above me by 28 points as well.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on November 25, 2008, 11:44:36 AM
Congrats to the Cock Blockers, who clinched a playoff berth with the win over The Clap.  You gentlemen played your hearts out and left it all out on the field.  Now let's focus on finishing the season and getting geared up for the big playoff run.

Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Jumbo on November 25, 2008, 12:54:53 PM
What's the cutoff to make the playoffs?  Top 8?


Hey Jumbo, I'm gonna whip that ass this week.  You will be able to tell everyone that you know what it feels like to be my bitch.   :box:
Who's sucking who's tities around here?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: ssgaufan on November 25, 2008, 02:26:19 PM
Who's sucking who's tities around here?

I think I've got a hair in my mouth.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Jumbo on November 25, 2008, 02:28:21 PM
I think I've got a hair in my mouth.
You deep throatin' bitch.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: ssgaufan on November 25, 2008, 02:29:39 PM
You deep throatin' bitch.

Not with your miniature equipment.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on November 25, 2008, 03:35:19 PM
Congrats to the Cock Blockers, who clinched a playoff berth with the win over The Clap.  You gentlemen played your hearts out and left it all out on the field.  Now let's focus on finishing the season and getting geared up for the big playoff run.


Screw you, cheater.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on December 01, 2008, 06:07:50 PM
I'm just glad to see that you are down to the three seed in the playoffs.  It would be best if we go ahead and knock you down another couple of spots next week as well.  No need to get your hopes up only to be disappointed.

Well, looks like I'll be seeded in the #2 spot behind ballsonyourchin, with you seeded #3. (suck it, homey)  Our records will be the same, but my point totals will be slightly larger than yours, hence the higher seeding.  This most likely means that we will meet in the semi's (barring a complete meltdown of our teams in the first round) so we can have a little sumptin' sumptin' folks like to call a "rematch".

I'm calling the winner of that rematch to play the Sadr City Rockets in the finals.  Should be a real fantasy football doosie.

That is your fantasy football playoff update...this is Thrilla reporting live, from the hub and heartbeat of the Southeast.  Remember, bitches, you don't ride with me...you ride a Marta bus.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on December 01, 2008, 06:09:15 PM
Well, looks like I'll be seeded in the #2 spot behind ballsonyourchin, with you seeded #3. (suck it, homey)  Our records will be the same, but my point totals will be slightly larger than yours, hence the higher seeding.  This most likely means that we will meet in the semi's (barring a complete meltdown of our teams in the first round) so we can have a little sumptin' sumptin' folks like to call a "rematch".

I'm calling the winner of that rematch to play the Sadr City Rockets in the finals.  Should be a real fantasy football doosie.

That is your fantasy football playoff update...this is Thrilla reporting live, from the hub and heartbeat of the Southeast.  Remember, bitches, you don't ride with me...you ride a Marta bus.

The Cock Blockers will have a say in this outcome.  In the immortal words of Tommy Tuberville, "You can write that!"
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on December 01, 2008, 06:38:04 PM
The Cock Blockers will have a say in this outcome.  In the immortal words of Tommy Tuberville, "You can write that!"

You sure will have your say...until the Sadr City Rockets or ballsonyourchin pisses in your cheerios.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on December 01, 2008, 07:22:47 PM
You sure will have your say...until the Sadr City Rockets or ballsonyourchin pisses in your cheerios.
If things go the way I believe they will, you will have to play me first round...and that is no gimme homo.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on December 01, 2008, 07:43:49 PM
If things go the way I believe they will, you will have to play me first round...and that is no gimme homo.

You better hope your tight end and kicker bring it tonight, or else I got two words for ya:

CONSOLATION BRACKET

which means that you won't even have the pleasure of losing to me again.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on December 01, 2008, 11:14:13 PM
You better hope your tight end and kicker bring it tonight, or else I got two words for ya:

CONSOLATION BRACKET

which means that you won't even have the pleasure of losing to me again.
Get ready for an ass raping. Howard style.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: JohnDeere on December 02, 2008, 07:56:06 AM
How much money is in the pot?

Like I need to know what the payouts are, I gots some Christmas shopping to do.

Yeah, I'm calling it.......beyotchs.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on December 02, 2008, 08:15:01 AM
How much money is in the pot?

Like I need to know what the payouts are, I gots some Christmas shopping to do.

Yeah, I'm calling it.......beyotchs.


I'm still holding my $20.  Just as well, looks like doing so is about to save me some postage
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on December 02, 2008, 11:07:39 AM
Get ready for an ass raping. Howard style.

Bring it!  The rematch is on.  My team is rested, prepared, and on lots of drugs, so you stand no chance.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: ssgaufan on December 02, 2008, 12:44:50 PM
You fuckers have no chance, now that the Death Dealers made it.  I played a more layed back style this year, you know grabbing up all the shitty receivers that I could get, and forgetting to manage the fuckers once or twice, now that the playoffs are here, I'm gonna tear some shit up!  With those same shitty receivers.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on December 02, 2008, 12:46:53 PM
How much money is in the pot?

Like I need to know what the payouts are, I gots some Christmas shopping to do.

Yeah, I'm calling it.......beyotchs.


Not much left after buying the Crown Reserve for the Football pool
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on December 02, 2008, 12:48:26 PM
Not much left after buying the Crown Reserve for the Football pool

I'm hoping you forgot this:

 :rimshot:
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on December 03, 2008, 02:48:18 PM
Damn Jumbo.  Tough draw for the playoffs.  Gonna get it from me in back to back weeks.

Bring your dog.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on December 08, 2008, 11:50:07 AM
Damn Jumbo.  Tough draw for the playoffs.  Gonna get it from me in back to back weeks.

Bring your dog.

You have spoken the truth.  How about those upsets that the Cock Blockers and Death Dealers are trying to pull off?  Gonna be one hell of a playoff run for somebody...

Hopefully The Poon can pull it off tonight.  We need a strong game from Steve Smith and a weak game from Antonio Bryant.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on December 08, 2008, 12:11:14 PM
You have spoken the truth.  How about those upsets that the Cock Blockers and Death Dealers are trying to pull off?  Gonna be one hell of a playoff run for somebody...

Hopefully The Poon can pull it off tonight.  We need a strong game from Steve Smith and a weak game from Antonio Bryant.

Where the fuck do you keep getting the idea that my win is an upset?  I'm the higher seed, so I should be the favorite. 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on December 08, 2008, 12:46:46 PM
Where the fuck do you keep getting the idea that my win is an upset?  I'm the higher seed, so I should be the favorite. 

hahaha...just can't get anything by you, can I?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: ssgaufan on December 09, 2008, 11:59:57 AM
Well I've gotta say, fuck DeAngelo Williams, and the Tampa Bay defense.  I should've known that I couldn't pull the upset, I mean I had the fucking Eagles D that scored a whopping 0.  Fuck it, now I have more time to look at porn.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Jumbo on December 09, 2008, 12:12:48 PM
Damn Jumbo.  Tough draw for the playoffs.  Gonna get it from me in back to back weeks.

Bring your dog.
You owned me, my own prison.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on December 09, 2008, 12:35:39 PM
You owned me, my own prison.

Don't feel bad.  I am probably out this week as well and I will finally have to cough up $20.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Jumbo on December 09, 2008, 12:38:26 PM
Don't feel bad.  I am probably out this week as well and I will finally have to cough up $20.
Try to cough me up a few 20's as well!
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on December 09, 2008, 12:39:10 PM
Try to cough me up a few 20's as well!

Let me make you cough and we'll talk.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on December 09, 2008, 02:08:36 PM
Don't feel bad.  I am probably out this week as well and I will finally have to cough up $20.

I have learned to never, EVER, trust teh Yahoos projected points.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Jumbo on December 09, 2008, 02:17:16 PM
I have learned to never, EVER, trust teh Yahoos projected points.
Yeah they dont know shit.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on December 11, 2008, 03:37:38 PM
Let me make you cough and we'll talk.

you ready to rock and roll, mother fucker?

Shockey's the only one that kicks it off for us tonight.  I hope Brees lights his ass up!
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on December 11, 2008, 03:40:06 PM
you ready to rock and roll, mother fucker?

Shockey's the only one that kicks it off for us tonight.  I hope Brees lights his ass up!

Drop those drawers bitch.  I got something to give ya.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on December 11, 2008, 03:44:52 PM
Drop those drawers bitch.  I got something to give ya.

I ain't skeered cuz you left it in Greenville
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on December 11, 2008, 03:53:07 PM
I ain't skeered cuz you left it in Greenville

You are gonna wish I had left it in El Segundo.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on December 11, 2008, 03:53:32 PM
Get a fucking room already.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on December 11, 2008, 03:54:44 PM
Get a fucking room already.

Nobody yanked your string Ginger.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on December 11, 2008, 04:01:59 PM
Nobody yanked your string Ginger.

No, but I did get yanked by your 19 year old girlfriend on Monday night.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on December 11, 2008, 04:17:16 PM
Get a fucking room already.

Somebody's jealous that they can't talk shit to their opponent on this board, so that somebody is having to barge their way into another shit-talking situation.  That somebody also has a small penis.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on December 11, 2008, 04:19:58 PM
Somebody's jealous that they can't talk shit to their opponent on this board, so that somebody is having to barge their way into another shit-talking situation.  That somebody also has a small penis.

Leave jumbo out of this.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AWK on December 11, 2008, 04:50:07 PM
Leave jumbo out of this.
FUCK... when did 2 inches become small?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: ssgaufan on December 11, 2008, 07:34:22 PM
I don't allow rulers to be brought into the house.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on December 15, 2008, 08:21:42 AM
Can Westbrook make you 21 points toinight? 

I don't think so. 

Submit now bitch!
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on December 15, 2008, 09:45:25 AM
Can Westbrook make you 21 points toinight? 

I don't think so. 

Submit now bitch!

Looks like it's gonna be me and you in the finals.  [coachspeak]You have a great team with a lot of talent.  They're well coached and disciplined.  We've got our work cut out for us.[/coachspeak]

Well, looks like I'll be seeded in the #2 spot behind ballsonyourchin, with you seeded #3. (suck it, homey)  Our records will be the same, but my point totals will be slightly larger than yours, hence the higher seeding.  This most likely means that we will meet in the semi's (barring a complete meltdown of our teams in the first round) so we can have a little sumptin' sumptin' folks like to call a "rematch".

I'm calling the winner of that rematch to play the Sadr City Rockets in the finals.  Should be a real fantasy football doosie.

That is your fantasy football playoff update...this is Thrilla reporting live, from the hub and heartbeat of the Southeast.  Remember, bitches, you don't ride with me...you ride a Marta bus.

Great call, motherfucker.  You insulted my team by insinuating we'd lose to the Sadr City Rockets.  That was just the motivation we needed to propel us to the finals while your bunch of pussies are going to be watching the game from their living rooms.  I have to admit, I would have taken great pleasure in breaking one off in you in the Championship Game.  Too bad you suck monkey balls.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on December 15, 2008, 09:50:40 AM
Looks like it's gonna be me and you in the finals. 

It is a ginger finals.  We're taking over.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on December 15, 2008, 10:55:58 AM
If memory serves me correct, everyone chipped in $20 and agreed to the 80/20 payout for 1st and 2nd place.  There were 16 teams, so at $20/team, the total pot would be $320.  The winner of the TXFFL Championship Game will win $256 and the loser will win $64. 

Is this right?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on December 15, 2008, 11:00:25 AM
If memory serves me correct, everyone chipped in $20 and agreed to the 80/20 payout for 1st and 2nd place.  There were 16 teams, so at $20/team, the total pot would be $320.  The winner of the TXFFL Championship Game will win $256 and the loser will win $64. 

Is this right?

yes but I never paid up so my take will only be $236.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on December 15, 2008, 11:06:08 AM
yes but I never paid up so my take will only be $236.

We'll see about that. 

You'll be able to take your girlfriend out to a nice date at Chuck-E-Cheese after you win that $44.  That's got to be worth a couple of hours of Skee-Ball, and then you can make out in the ball pit.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on December 15, 2008, 11:07:50 AM
We'll see about that. 

You'll be able to take your girlfriend out to a nice date at Chuck-E-Cheese after you win that $44.  That's got to be worth a couple of hours of Skee-Ball, and then you can make out in the ball pit.

That won't be anything new for her except this time I might pay.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on December 15, 2008, 02:06:01 PM
I've enjoyed sitting back and watching the two of you enjoy your homo-erotic banter.

But you'd be mildly retarded to count Westbrook out of 21 points tonight.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on December 15, 2008, 02:23:26 PM
I've enjoyed sitting back and watching the two of you enjoy your homo-erotic banter.

But you'd be mildly retarded to count Westbrook out of 21 points tonight.

Luckily Yahoo predicts him to have 20 so I should be solid gold Jerry.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on December 15, 2008, 02:40:36 PM
Luckily Yahoo predicts him to have 20 so I should be solid gold Jerry.

You know more about tie breaker rules in the playoffs than I do.  Does our head to head match count as the tiebreaker should we tie, or will it go to bench points?  Because if it's the latter, I won't feel so bad about not starting Cassell.  That man really got some extra motivation going for yesterday's game.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on December 15, 2008, 02:50:07 PM
You know more about tie breaker rules in the playoffs than I do.  Does our head to head match count as the tiebreaker should we tie, or will it go to bench points?  Because if it's the latter, I won't feel so bad about not starting Cassell.  That man really got some extra motivation going for yesterday's game.

I haven't looked cause it won't matter. 
I just wish I had more hands. So I could give your roster four thumbs down.
Ginger finals.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on December 16, 2008, 09:36:37 AM
Ginger finals.

It is done.

We have a 3 seed vs. 4 seed in the finals, while the top 2 seeds battle it out for 3rd place.  I love it.

I also love that I will be getting money, regardless of whether I win or lose. 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on December 16, 2008, 09:46:23 AM
It is done.

We have a 3 seed vs. 4 seed in the finals, while the top 2 seeds battle it out for 3rd place.  I love it.

I also love that I will be getting money, regardless of whether I win or lose. 

This is the portion where I would normally talk shit to my next opponent but I think i will forgo that this week and just continue to talk shit to the lackey who just got punked.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on December 16, 2008, 10:00:06 AM
Westbrook only gets 6 fucking points when he's projected to get 20? Nevermind that he got 32 points last time I played him, when he was projected to only get 16.

He ruined me and the season.  Fuck Brian Westbrook, fuck Kurt Warner (should've played Cassell), and fuck Fantasy Football.  All for nothing.  My day is ruined.

Westbrook took the Jay Jacobs approach...FAILING MISERABLY when I needed him the most.  Fuck.

I'm going to hop back on the Waambulance now and assume the fetal position.

Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on December 16, 2008, 10:02:39 AM
Westbrook only gets 6 fucking points when he's projected to get 20? Nevermind that he got 32 points last time I played him, when he was projected to only get 16.

He ruined me and the season.  Fuck Brian Westbrook, fuck Kurt Warner (should've played Cassell), and fuck Fantasy Football.  All for nothing.  My day is ruined.

Westbrook took the Jay Jacobs approach...FAILING MISERABLY when I needed him the most.  Fuck.

I'm going to hop back on the Waambulance now and assume the fetal position.



If it makes you feel any better, I'll pay for shuffleboard the next time we hit up Twain's with my winnings.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on December 16, 2008, 10:22:16 AM
If it makes you feel any better, I'll pay for shuffleboard the next time we hit up Twain's with my winnings.

You hit Twain's up again and don't let me know I am gonna give Taylor your home address and you know what he likes.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on December 16, 2008, 10:30:50 AM
If it makes you feel any better, I'll pay for shuffleboard the next time we hit up Twain's with my winnings.

I'll take you up on that.

You hit Twain's up again and don't let me know I am gonna give Taylor your home address and you know what he likes.

I would hope that by now you've forgiven us for our Cardinal Sin.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on December 16, 2008, 10:38:14 AM
I would hope that by now you've forgiven us for our Cardinal Sin.

Retribution is the only way to obtain forgiveness.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on December 16, 2008, 10:50:10 AM
Retribution is the only way top obtain forgiveness.

I thought by not starting Cassell and Marshawn Lynch (which, by the way, would've won me the game had I done that) would count as retributing for my sins?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on December 16, 2008, 10:51:42 AM
I thought by not starting Cassell and Marshawn Lynch (which, by the way, would've won me the game had I done that) would count as retributing for my sins?

That was just proof of your stupidity.  Big difference.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on December 22, 2008, 07:49:39 AM
Congrats Brad.  My team couldn't have picked a better week to lay an egg. 

Bastards!


Beers on you.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on December 22, 2008, 08:03:49 AM
Congrats Brad.  My team couldn't have picked a better week to lay an egg. 

Bastards!


Beers on you.

I thought you'd put up a better fight.  You rolled over like a good little bitch and bit that pillow as I rammed you in the ass.

I'm not counting my chickens, though.  Your Defense only needs to score 40 points and Aaron Rogers needs to have a stroke, but stranger things have happened.

Eh, fuck it.  You suck, I rule.  Where's my money?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on December 22, 2008, 08:50:43 AM
Where's my money?

I left it on the bed side table while you were curled up fetal style in the tub.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on December 23, 2008, 08:10:39 AM
Well shit!  I just about had you.  Only missed by the slightest of margins. <cough cough> fifty points.

Congrats on winning the pot.  You know if I won I was gonna use the winnings to get the basketball tickets for the Alabama game.  I guess everyone will just have to get their own now though. 

Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on December 23, 2008, 08:20:06 AM
Well shit!  I just about had you.  Only missed by the slightest of margins. <cough cough> fifty points.

Congrats on winning the pot.  You know if I won I was gonna use the winnings to get the basketball tickets for the Alabama game.  I guess everyone will just have to get their own now though. 



Guess so.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: wesfau2 on December 23, 2008, 10:32:36 AM
Guess so.

Cheap Motherfucker.

Found money and you can't spring a couple of bucks to get your friends some bball tickets?

Fuck you.  We'll get tickets ourselves and you'll have to sit alone, with the weirdo Lebo's Lunatics.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on December 23, 2008, 10:35:56 AM
Cheap Motherfucker.

Found money and you can't spring a couple of bucks to get your friends some bball tickets?

Fuck you.  We'll get tickets ourselves and you'll have to sit alone, with the weirdo Lebo's Lunatics.

Hey man, I've got a couple of habits to feed. 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: wesfau2 on December 23, 2008, 10:42:26 AM
Hey man, I've got a couple of habits to feed. 

Feed them, then.  Alone.  With those dipshits in the corner of the arena.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on December 23, 2008, 10:50:27 AM
Hey man, I've got a couple of habits to feed. 

That's funny.  Thrilla always told me you were the one being fed.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 23, 2008, 11:34:11 AM
Dude, Christmas has really tapped me out this year.  I'm sure it's done the same to everyone.  Those tickets don't come cheap...even for a product as shitty as Auburn basketball. 

I'm a little up in the air about going myself if this money thing doesn't improve.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: wesfau2 on December 23, 2008, 11:36:39 AM
Dude, Christmas has really tapped me out this year.  I'm sure it's done the same to everyone.  Those tickets don't come cheap...even for a product as shitty as Auburn basketball. 

I'm a little up in the air about going myself if this money thing doesn't improve.

A poor-mouthing plaintiff's lawyer?  Get the fuck outta here.

Shit must be real tight.  C'mon, Brad, you owe it to your X brethren to buy these tix.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on December 23, 2008, 11:40:08 AM
That's funny.  Thrilla always told me you were the one being fed.

So very true.  Not so much being fed as being gagged, however.

You should all be glad that you weren't playing ballsonyourchin this week.  My brown star is still bleeding from his 'roid rage induced season high scoring spree that his team applied to mine.  4th place blows, but at least I finally started Cassell.

Congrats, Ogre, on winning the pot...now go fist your dogs.  I have a feeling you may be harassed endlessly about having some extra money to spend at the First Annual TigersX Basketball gathering.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 23, 2008, 11:40:49 AM
A poor-mouthing plaintiff's lawyer?  Get the fuck outta here.

Shit must be real tight.  C'mon, Brad, you owe it to your X brethren to buy these tix.


To heavy on the poverty angle?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: wesfau2 on December 23, 2008, 12:07:33 PM
To heavy on the poverty angle?

Nah, but it might not play too well given your stated NYE plans.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on December 23, 2008, 12:13:40 PM
Not so much being fed as being gagged, however.


I didn't think it was possiable to gag someone like the ginger who has Seka like skillz.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Thrilla on December 30, 2008, 03:48:34 PM
I just read this entire thread, page for page.

It produced 3 chortles, a few true predictions, and lots of shit talking.

It's pure gold, and I can't wait to do it again next year.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: wesfau2 on December 30, 2008, 03:50:28 PM
I just read this entire thread, page for page.


Too much, time on my hands...
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on January 01, 2009, 11:01:02 PM
Someone needs to figure the standings and I will get the money out on Monday.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on January 02, 2009, 12:15:14 AM
Someone needs to figure the standings and I will get the money out on Monday.

The ginger oompa loompa finished first and I finished second.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Ogre on January 02, 2009, 07:41:15 AM
We agreed to an 80/20 split, and the total pot was $320. 

First place (me) receives $256

Second Place (Sani) receives $64

Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: Saniflush on January 02, 2009, 08:43:21 AM
We agreed to an 80/20 split, and the total pot was $320. 

First place (me) receives $256

Second Place (Sani) receives $64



-the $20 that I never sent in so mine is actually $44.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on January 02, 2009, 12:28:53 PM
Send me PM's of your addresses and I will get your checks out on Monday
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football League
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on January 05, 2009, 12:51:45 PM
The checks went in the mail this morning