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Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name

Mr. Sensible

Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
« on: February 07, 2010, 02:28:54 PM »
This "University of Auburn" comments from the recruits makes for good fodder for all opposition. On television. That shit is getting old!
« Last Edit: February 07, 2010, 03:37:19 PM by Sensible »
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Re: Chizik and company FAIL at one thing for sure...
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2010, 02:31:55 PM »
You're a half glasss empty mother fucker...
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Re: Chizik and company FAIL at one thing for sure...
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2010, 02:33:47 PM »
You obviously didn't get the memo:

Auburn will officially be the state's name after Dinky's carcass is picked clean at midfield of BDS by the new mascot.
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Re: Chizik and company FAIL at one thing for sure...
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2010, 03:21:34 PM »
You're a half glasss empty mother fucker...

Name calling. Not very "Auburn man/woman" of you. Excuse me for wanting them to get it right.
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Re: Chizik and company FAIL at one thing for sure...
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2010, 03:32:57 PM »
Prayers sent.
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Re: Chizik and company FAIL at one thing for sure...
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2010, 03:37:00 PM »
Name calling. Not very "Auburn man/woman" of you. Excuse me for wanting them to get it right.
Maybe if you keep Bitching and Crying about it, someone will give a shit.

I don't care how the prospects say Auburn University, just as long as they suit up for us....The War Eagles, that's all that matters.
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Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2010, 03:56:39 PM »
We need a leader, not a loser.
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Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2010, 04:52:56 PM »
We need a leader, not a loser.

Jumbo gets the first annual Prowler trophy for proper quotation.
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Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2010, 05:34:58 PM »
Jumbo gets the first annual Prowler trophy for proper quotation.
Jumbo said it wrong.......we don't need one of those losers, what we need is a winner.
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"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

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"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2010, 05:45:03 PM »
Jumbo gets the first annual Prowler trophy for proper quotation.
My Skreet cred has been established. I know sensible.
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Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2010, 08:15:54 PM »
My Skreet cred has been established. I know sensible.

Don't play humble. 

Your skreet cred was established when your middle knuckle penetrated the first dog's anus. 
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Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2010, 08:26:29 PM »
Don't play humble. 

Your skreet cred was established when your middle knuckle penetrated the first dog's anus. 
I shed a tear the first time I went wrist deep.
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Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2010, 08:54:19 PM »
I shed a tear the first time I went wrist deep.

Yeah. I mean, I know you're a bigshot now.  But did you at least cuddle the first time?
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Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2010, 02:48:53 AM »
Already posted this once, but it is worth repeating... what about this basic, blessedly simple explanation??

These kids go through recruitment talking about "Auburn University" - their mail comes from "Auburn University" - their new gear comes from "Auburn University".  I doubt they don't know the name of the school.  But now they are playing the up to media hype, dragging out the suspense, right? 

Most colleges are The University of... Miami, Alabama, Georgia, Tennessee, Mississippi, Kentucky (insert your preference here).

Our school is Auburn University.  The first word is kind of a giveaway - not much of a chance for a fan of The University of __________ to gets his hopes up for one brief shining moment before they are crushed to bits when they hear the word Auburn...

That is the take I have had on this from the get-go...  give them the benefit of the doubt, for Pete's sake, and I don't even know Pete...
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Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2010, 07:42:46 AM »
Why do you hate Pat Dye, sensi?
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Mr. Sensible

Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
« Reply #15 on: February 08, 2010, 09:52:37 AM »
Why do you hate Pat Dye, sensi?

Come again?
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Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
« Reply #16 on: February 08, 2010, 09:54:32 AM »
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Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2010, 09:57:38 AM »
Come again?

I think that may have a reference to coach Dye's first press conference.
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Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2010, 10:13:16 AM »
Thats what she said.....



Dammit Dwight, thats my joke
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Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2010, 10:35:24 AM »
I think that may have a reference to coach Dye's first press conference.

Blame that on the bourbon.
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