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Dog Thread Part Deaux (Is Dr. Phil around?)

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Re: Dog Thread Part Deaux (Is Dr. Phil around?)
« Reply #60 on: January 08, 2010, 04:44:43 PM »
Shes a sister.

Brew and Sadie need to meet, they would have some nice looking puppies.
Damn, do geeks ever give up on the "using dogs to pick up hot chicks" ploy?  Obviously not.
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Re: Dog Thread Part Deaux (Is Dr. Phil around?)
« Reply #61 on: January 08, 2010, 05:09:39 PM »
Damn, do geeks ever give up on the "using dogs to pick up hot chicks" ploy?  Obviously not.

I don't know but my dog is 6 months old and horny as hell. He is starting to hump everything. So if any of you have a short little whorish female dog that needs a good one, let me know. We don't have to meet, just the dogs.




<please disregard the above post. My dog hijacked my computer>
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Dog Thread Part Deaux (Is Dr. Phil around?)
« Reply #62 on: January 08, 2010, 05:27:54 PM »
I don't know but my dog is 6 months old and horny as hell. He is starting to hump everything. So if any of you have a short little whorish female dog that needs a good one, let me know. We don't have to meet, just the dogs.

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Give your dog a large stuffed animal.  Poor Boujean was neutered before we could bring him home from the animal shelter, at about 3 months of age. The first night he was home, he was compulsively humping literally anything and everything he could get his legs around.  And he was whining and crying while he did it.  My daughter had the stuffed dog from the book children's classic book Go Dog Go.  Since she never played with it, I gave it to Boujean.  And Go Dog Go he did - he humped that stuffed animal all night long and for weeks afterwards, and it has been his favorite toy ever since.  The only one of his stuffed animals he has not disemboweled.  I am sure it is because it was his first love.
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Re: Dog Thread Part Deaux (Is Dr. Phil around?)
« Reply #63 on: January 08, 2010, 06:07:29 PM »
Give your dog a large stuffed animal.  Poor Boujean was neutered before we could bring him home from the animal shelter, at about 3 months of age. The first night he was home, he was compulsively humping literally anything and everything he could get his legs around.  And he was whining and crying while he did it.  My daughter had the stuffed dog from the book children's classic book Go Dog Go.  Since she never played with it, I gave it to Boujean.  And Go Dog Go he did - he humped that stuffed animal all night long and for weeks afterwards, and it has been his favorite toy ever since.  The only one of his stuffed animals he has not disemboweled.  I am sure it is because it was his first love.

 :rofl:

I never heard of a dog humping a stuffed animal until now.



Do you think we could could get a stuffed Saban and have a dog hump it? We could include it in next year's Iron Bowl pregame videos, with the appropriate porn music of course. It would be a fitting example of what is coming in the 2010 Iron Bowl for the Bammers.

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Re: Dog Thread Part Deaux (Is Dr. Phil around?)
« Reply #64 on: January 08, 2010, 08:16:40 PM »
:rofl:

I never heard of a dog humping a stuffed animal until now.
He did not just hump that stuffed dog.  He made sweet love to poor old Go Dog Go, Chef style...



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