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Re: Fun and nut punching
« Reply #60 on: September 14, 2009, 01:19:22 PM »
Quote from: RWS on September 14, 2009, 01:05:28 PM
Wow, I've never seen somebody actually beg for it. Wench might want to ask this guy some questions.

I think she is more into ones begging for release. 

Welcome djsimp41.

Now beat feet to the fridge and get me a beer.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Fun and nut punching
« Reply #61 on: September 14, 2009, 01:42:29 PM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on September 14, 2009, 12:43:54 PM
Welcome to the X, post often.  Now take you dog to Jumbo for proper fisting!

I've heard of this....should I be frightened?....it doesn't sound pleasant, for my dog or Jumbo.
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Re: Fun and nut punching
« Reply #62 on: September 14, 2009, 01:44:28 PM »
Quote from: jadennis on September 14, 2009, 01:42:29 PM
I've heard of this....should I be frightened?....it doesn't sound pleasant, for my dog or Jumbo.
Don't be fooled, Jumbo takes pleasure in fisting.
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Re: Fun and nut punching
« Reply #63 on: September 14, 2009, 01:44:39 PM »
Quote from: jadennis on September 14, 2009, 01:42:29 PM
it doesn't sound pleasant, for my dog or Jumbo.
Actually, Jumbo loves it, and your dog will too!
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Re: Fun and nut punching
« Reply #64 on: September 14, 2009, 01:45:39 PM »
Quote from: jadennis on September 14, 2009, 01:42:29 PM
I've heard of this....should I be frightened?....it doesn't sound pleasant, for my dog or Jumbo.

Its not as bad as it sounds JA....just tell fido to relax....
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Re: Fun and nut punching
« Reply #65 on: September 14, 2009, 02:00:50 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 14, 2009, 01:19:22 PM
I think she is more into ones begging for release. 

Welcome djsimp41.

Now beat feet to the fridge and get me a beer.

She? Not a chance. Gots me a she but she aint fond of fetching, unless I.......well anyway. Appreciate the welcome.
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Re: Fun and nut punching
« Reply #66 on: September 14, 2009, 02:01:53 PM »
Quote from: RWS on September 14, 2009, 01:05:28 PM
Wow, I've never seen somebody actually beg for it. Wench might want to ask this guy some questions.

 :fu:  :cage:
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Re: Fun and nut punching
« Reply #67 on: September 14, 2009, 02:05:36 PM »
Welcome.  Post often.  Prayers sent.  Have a lovelly day.  ONE game at a time. 
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Re: Fun and nut punching
« Reply #68 on: September 14, 2009, 02:07:04 PM »
Quote from: djsimp41 on September 14, 2009, 02:01:53 PM
:fu:  :cage:
I love you too, my little cock goblin.
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Re: Fun and nut punching
« Reply #69 on: September 14, 2009, 02:08:06 PM »
Quote from: RWS on September 14, 2009, 02:07:04 PM
I love you too, my little cock goblin.

You got over War Eagle pretty fast! Whore!
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Re: Fun and nut punching
« Reply #70 on: September 14, 2009, 02:13:43 PM »
Quote from: RWS on September 14, 2009, 02:07:04 PM
I love you too, my little cock goblin.

So thats how you cousins do it over in Tuscalooser? Didnt take much for you to be offering. Dem pigs and donkeys must not be in heat.
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Re: Fun and nut punching
« Reply #71 on: September 14, 2009, 02:15:52 PM »
Quote from: djsimp41 on September 14, 2009, 02:00:50 PM
She? Not a chance. Gots me a she but she aint fond of fetching, unless I.......well anyway. Appreciate the welcome.

If you can't read, then you might struggle here.

Sani was referencing the Wench in the prior post. 
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Re: Fun and nut punching
« Reply #72 on: September 14, 2009, 02:20:10 PM »
Quote from: djsimp41 on September 14, 2009, 02:13:43 PM
So thats how you cousins do it over in Tuscalooser? Didnt take much for you to be offering. Dem pigs and donkeys must not be in heat.
Well, I don't have a sister, and my cousin IS 18, so what the fuck was I supposed to do?
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Re: Fun and nut punching
« Reply #73 on: September 14, 2009, 02:20:44 PM »
Quote from: RWS on September 14, 2009, 02:20:10 PM
Well, I don't have a sister, and my cousin IS 18, so what the fuck was I supposed to do?
WWBBD? 
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Re: Fun and nut punching
« Reply #74 on: September 14, 2009, 02:24:31 PM »
Quote from: AWK on September 14, 2009, 02:20:44 PM
WWBBD? 

Get a fif of Evan Williams.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Fun and nut punching
« Reply #75 on: September 14, 2009, 02:49:24 PM »
Quote from: RWS on September 14, 2009, 02:20:10 PM
Well, I don't have a sister, and my cousin IS 18, so what the phuk was I supposed to do?

Good call. The cows aren't really a challenge anyway. Besides, that would make too much like a dem tippers in Starkville.
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Re: Fun and nut punching
« Reply #76 on: September 14, 2009, 03:03:32 PM »
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« Reply #77 on: September 14, 2009, 03:04:32 PM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Fun and nut punching
« Reply #78 on: September 14, 2009, 03:06:58 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 14, 2009, 03:04:32 PM
Sell catfish.
You are a generation or three behind, sweetie...

WWTTD?  Strike a Heisman pose with a baby... while walking on water... and quenching the thirst of ten thousand orphans with the sweat from his brow.
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Re: Fun and nut punching
« Reply #79 on: September 14, 2009, 03:16:52 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on September 14, 2009, 03:06:58 PM
You are a generation or three behind, sweetie...

WWTTD?  Strike a Heisman pose with a baby... while walking on water... and quenching the thirst of ten thousand orphans with the sweat from his brow.

Now that is deep. Im gonna have to get my history book.
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