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Re: NFL Underway
« Reply #20 on: September 13, 2019, 09:51:29 AM »
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First, the O-line is Ah-Trosh-Us.  B.) The play calling had him firmly in the pocket 95.3% of the time.  No scrambles, roll outs, designed runs etc. Last...I'm pretty much done with Cam and the Panthers.  Never liked them anyway and only slightly pulled for them because of him.  Now, he's just become a clown.  His pregame outfit for last night has people comparing him to Thelma and Louise characters. 

But, I guess he gives footballs to kids.  So there's that.
Yeah I saw a Madea comparison on Twitter.
 
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« Reply #21 on: September 13, 2019, 09:59:17 AM »
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Re: NFL Underway
« Reply #22 on: September 13, 2019, 10:00:32 AM »
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First, the O-line is Ah-Trosh-Us.  B.) The play calling had him firmly in the pocket 95.3% of the time.  No scrambles, roll outs, designed runs etc. Last...I'm pretty much done with Cam and the Panthers.  Never liked them anyway and only slightly pulled for them because of him.  Now, he's just become a clown.  His pregame outfit for last night has people comparing him to Thelma and Louise characters. 

But, I guess he gives footballs to kids.  So there's that.
The OL is bad.  Not sure if it could start at Auburn.  

The offensive game game plan is worse.  No movement from Cam at all. Standing like a statue in a rapidly deteriorating pocket.  The one time they tried to let him run the play was poorly designed and poorly executed.  Took two steps and had three people hitting him.  

But I’ve got to say I can’t recall ever seeing anyone as miserable as cam appears to be.  He plays like he hates being there.  I think part of it is the team’s transition to a “we are going to play defense and run a caveman 1970s offense” model. No chances. Every play is conservative. He can’t be himself. So he dresses like a clown.  
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« Reply #23 on: September 13, 2019, 10:03:36 AM »
Image result for Cam Newton outfit images
Have to admit he has more flair for fashion than Dennis Rodman. 
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« Reply #24 on: September 13, 2019, 01:50:59 PM »
He's lost his damn mind.

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« Reply #25 on: September 13, 2019, 01:52:51 PM »
The OL is bad.  Not sure if it could start at Auburn. 

The offensive game game plan is worse.  No movement from Cam at all. Standing like a statue in a rapidly deteriorating pocket.  The one time they tried to let him run the play was poorly designed and poorly executed.  Took two steps and had three people hitting him. 

But I’ve got to say I can’t recall ever seeing anyone as miserable as cam appears to be.  He plays like he hates being there.  I think part of it is the team’s transition to a “we are going to play defense and run a caveman 1970s offense” model. No chances. Every play is conservative. He can’t be himself. So he dresses like a clown. 
the Cam Kool-aid flows freely through your veins.  

he has the talent...shame he acts like a child though. 

he's got a bum ankle and shoulder...so some people say. lack of confidence...perhaps.   

it would be interesting to see how he would perform in the Seahawk offense.

Wilson > Cam ?



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« Reply #26 on: September 13, 2019, 01:53:56 PM »
He's lost his damn mind.


She sounds hideous. 
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« Reply #27 on: September 13, 2019, 01:57:39 PM »
He's lost his damn mind.


I can see him as a character actor but little else if that's where this is heading.
Maybe a candidate for an eventual sex change, who knows???

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« Reply #28 on: September 13, 2019, 02:06:03 PM »
the Cam Kool-aid flows freely through your veins. 

he has the talent...shame he acts like a child though.

he's got a bum ankle and shoulder...so some people say. lack of confidence...perhaps. 

it would be interesting to see how he would perform in the Seahawk offense.

Wilson > Cam ?
Stable >Unstable
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« Reply #29 on: September 13, 2019, 02:20:30 PM »
the Cam Kool-aid flows freely through your veins. 

he has the talent...shame he acts like a child though.

he's got a bum ankle and shoulder...so some people say. lack of confidence...perhaps. 

it would be interesting to see how he would perform in the Seahawk offense.

Wilson > Cam ?
Take Brady, Brees, Rapelsburger out of the equation because they're winding it down.  But if I was starting an NFL team up, Wilson would be my pick under center.  Some might say Mahomes, but he's got one year under his belt.  I hate Russell Wilson with a passion....because he's so damn good in finding a way to beat your ass every time.
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« Reply #30 on: September 13, 2019, 02:43:57 PM »
Take Brady, Brees, Rapelsburger out of the equation because they're winding it down.  But if I was starting an NFL team up, Wilson would be my pick under center.  Some might say Mahomes, but he's got one year under his belt.  I hate Russell Wilson with a passion....because he's so damn good in finding a way to beat your ass every time.
And that is what we have in Nix albeit with no protection whatsoever.

Watch me defend this kid till the bitter end. Just give him a smidge of space and he will rip their fucking hearts out, 
just like Tommy Hodson.
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« Reply #31 on: September 13, 2019, 02:56:41 PM »
And that is what we have in Nix albeit with no protection whatsoever.

Watch me defend this kid till the bitter end. Just give him a smidge of space and he will rip their fucking hearts out,
just like Tommy Hodson.
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« Reply #32 on: September 15, 2019, 11:20:44 PM »
Whoever Atlanta's DC is.  Fire him now.  On every crucial play for the past 2-3 years, they rush 3....who all go inside...and play prevent with everyone else.  Over and over and over.
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« Reply #33 on: September 16, 2019, 06:37:07 AM »
Whoever Atlanta's DC is.  Fire Give him a raise now.  On every crucial play for the past 2-3 years, they rush 3....who all go inside...and play prevent with everyone else.  Over and over and over.
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The meltdown is epic around here.  I love it.
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Re: NFL Underway
« Reply #34 on: September 16, 2019, 09:07:02 AM »
Fixt for you

The meltdown is epic around here.  I love it.
Well they won anyway.  So melt your own self down Mr. Smarty McSmartypants.  

Too strong?
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Re: NFL Underway
« Reply #35 on: September 16, 2019, 09:08:30 AM »
Well they won anyway.  So melt your own self down Mr. Smarty McSmartypants. 

Too strong?
Easy there, cowboy
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« Reply #36 on: September 16, 2019, 09:54:01 AM »
Well they won anyway. 
Oh I know, but the experienced Falcon fan knows that it's false hope before the fall.
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Re: NFL Underway
« Reply #37 on: September 16, 2019, 11:58:37 AM »
Offense took the weekend off it appears. Also, Ben Rothleisberger is out for the season with elbow surgery. 
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Re: NFL Underway
« Reply #38 on: September 16, 2019, 12:19:20 PM »
Offense took the weekend off it appears. Also, Ben Rothleisberger is out for the season with elbow surgery.
That sucks. Curious as to what will happen with Brees and his thumb injury.

Take Brady, Brees, Rapelsburger out of the equation
Prognosticating a bit were ya?
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« Reply #39 on: September 16, 2019, 12:35:57 PM »
That sucks. Curious as to what will happen with Brees and his thumb injury.

6-8 weeks after thumb surgery.
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