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Re: Dawgs and Dogs
« Reply #20 on: November 11, 2018, 09:07:39 AM »
Yeah look at the fat-headed zebra's expression and all Gus was shouting was "this is bull crap."
Except it wasn't. Big Kat lowered his dome to make a shot at Jake from State Fromm.

No wonder Kirby ran a fake FG up 17 on us. Deserved it.

Bama is gonna do to us what Clemson did to Louisville. Blood. Bath.
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« Reply #21 on: November 11, 2018, 09:30:53 AM »
"Better not give away my seat" referring to preferred booth at Waffle House.
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« Reply #22 on: November 11, 2018, 09:51:42 AM »
Except it wasn't. Big Kat lowered his dome to make a shot at Jake from State Fromm.

No wonder Kirby ran a fake FG up 17 on us. Deserved it.

Bama is gonna do to us what Clemson did to Louisville. Blood. Bath.
I don't see any get back from Smart for Big Cat's hit. The fake fg is just leftover hate from Gus's comments last year. Smart would never try something like that on King Nicky. 

Gus was angry because our best sack threat just got tossed.

This game was eerily like last years SECCG. Predictable, no run game, no adjustments and defense faded.
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Re: Dawgs and Dogs
« Reply #23 on: November 11, 2018, 11:13:04 AM »
https://twitter.com/MattScalici/status/1061614948072210438


Assuming this is in reference to the blow up after the targetting call.

Actually makes more sense.

Except that clip happened late in the game after we punted. Not after the targeting call. Look at the score. 
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« Reply #24 on: November 11, 2018, 01:43:31 PM »
So I didn't watch much.  Saw that we lost.  Saw that we were ineffective -- again -- on offense.  Saw that the defense mailed it in basically.  

Yawned.  

This is what we are.  It's not going to get better.  We're not going to get better.  Four or five losses a year *MSU level* is the reality of who Gus is.  Falling further and further behind our primary rivals -- UA, UGA, LSU -- is the reality of who Gus is.  

He's never known what to do to fix it because he didn't have the experience of working through the ranks.  Saban wasn't Saban at Kent State, Syracuse, WVU, Ohio State, Navy, Michigan State, Toledo, the Oilers or the Browns. But he learned something at each of those stops from the coaches he worked with/for.  

Who has Gus learned from?  14 years as a high school coach in shitty Arkansas. Winning in high school in Arkansas is like winning the Miss RC Cola competition. Who gives a fuck?  There's very little talent there.  He leveraged the fact that he had some highly desired recruits (none of which turned out to be worth a fiddling fuck in a colostomy bag) into a job with Houston Nutt's Arkansas team.  We all thought Nutt was a bitch for clashing with Gus, but based on what we've seen of his ego since maybe Nutt wasn't in the wrong to ditch him less than a season in.  From there to Tulsa. He worked under Todd Graham.  Wow. A coaching luminary.  Then a couple of years under Chizik where Cam Newton made him look like a genius.  Then a year at Arkansas State -- his only head coaching experience.  

He doesn't have the background to handle this job.  He needed seasoning.  When he caught lightning in a bottle with Marshall, it confirmed in his own mind that he's a genius. 

I heard people on the SEC Network last night.  They noted that Cam was on the sidelines during last night's game.  This was their comment. "Maybe Cam's got some tips to help this offense.  Maybe Gus will listen to him, he sure doesn't listen to anybody else..."  

That, my friends, is one of many problems.  

I have no doubt Gus is a good guy.  I'm sure he's doing the best he can.  But he simply did not have the experience or background for a job of this magnitude.  Few do, really.  He needed a few years and a few stops to learn a) he damn sure isn't the smartest person in the room, 2) some ways to handle certain situations, C) some different philosophies on what can work. 
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Re: Dawgs and Dogs
« Reply #25 on: November 11, 2018, 02:12:25 PM »
Except it wasn't. Big Kat lowered his dome to make a shot at Jake from State Fromm.

No wonder Kirby ran a fake FG up 17 on us. Deserved it.

Bama is gonna do to us what Clemson did to Louisville. Blood. Bath.
I sometimes wonder where the hell you’re coming from. I went back and watched the targeting call.  Was bullshit.  

He didn’t “launch”.  Lowered his head and spread his arms with the obvious intent to wrap the guy up.  The only reason it went helmet inn helmet was that Fromm went down in the nanosecond after bryant committed to the tackle. 

Its not consistently called.  I saw 15 minutes of the Bama game and at least six of their tackles were more egregious than what was called on bryant. None flagged. 

Deserved it my ass. 

Yes bama wjll likely crush us.  But you can bet that they will get any help they might need should things not go their way.  
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« Reply #26 on: November 11, 2018, 02:53:19 PM »
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« Reply #27 on: November 11, 2018, 03:29:01 PM »
Stolt this from elsewheres


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Auburn now ranks last nationally in time of possession during conference games. The Tigers' offense has been on the field an average of 24:12 in seven SEC games. The defense has been on the field an average of 35:48.

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« Reply #28 on: November 11, 2018, 04:01:36 PM »
That fake field goal with 3:30 or so to go was a direct result of the "dog crap" comment last year.

Don't whine if you're gonna talk shit.
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« Reply #29 on: November 11, 2018, 04:10:50 PM »
That fake field goal with 3:30 or so to go was a direct result of the "dog crap" comment last year.

Don't whine if you're gonna talk shoot.
Don't post until you answer the question in the political thread, pinko bitch.



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« Reply #30 on: November 11, 2018, 04:12:31 PM »
Don't post until you answer the question in the political thread, pinko bitch.
Eat nineteen kinds of shit before you bark orders at me, fuck o.
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« Reply #31 on: November 11, 2018, 04:14:15 PM »
Eat nineteen kinds of shoot before you bark orders at me, fudge o.
Like a real bitch, alright. Go protest something outside someone's house why don't you, Fuck o. 
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« Reply #32 on: November 11, 2018, 04:14:33 PM »
Eat nineteen kinds of shit before you bark orders at me, fuck o.
By 19 kinds do you mean from 19 different species or just categories of consistency?  
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« Reply #33 on: November 11, 2018, 04:33:29 PM »
Eat nineteen kinds of shoot before you bark orders at me, fudge o.
I shouldn't have a called you a bitch - twice. I really was interested in what you would say in response on that other thread. (I knew P never would respond and wouldn't have anything interesting to add to the conversation.) But you might have offered an interesting opinion. Guess we'll never know now. 

Welp, off to microwave some shit now. 
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Re: Dawgs and Dogs
« Reply #34 on: November 11, 2018, 06:59:32 PM »
That fake field goal with 3:30 or so to go was a direct result of the "dog crap" comment last year.

Don't whine if you're gonna talk shit.

Granted, one was in public on tv.

The other I don’t think was meant to be heard. Nor was he trying to humiliate them publicly with the comment. Hot mic moment. 

Kirby is a douche. 
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« Reply #35 on: November 11, 2018, 10:35:32 PM »
UAB is ranked.  

Auburn not so much.  

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« Reply #36 on: November 12, 2018, 08:23:24 AM »
I'll say this...

I'm no Gus fan by any means...BUT...this year would be a lot different if Auburn had a QB that didn't have his head completely up his ass...
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« Reply #37 on: November 12, 2018, 08:42:36 AM »
I'll say this...

I'm no Gus fan by any means...BUT...this year would be a lot different if Auburn had a QB that didn't have his head completely up his ass...

Which probably would be alleviated SOME by a running game. That doesn’t exist this year.
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« Reply #38 on: November 12, 2018, 09:03:59 AM »
I saw in another place that Stidham was dancing and joking on the sidelines while down by 10 and some fans were outraged. 

What do you want? Do you want him to sulk? To curse out the OC like Tom Brady would? Throw a helmet? Punch his Center in the nuts? 

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« Reply #39 on: November 12, 2018, 09:15:20 AM »
Which probably would be alleviated SOME by a running game. That doesn’t exist this year.
Or decent routes.  
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