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Tamiflu Tinkertoytonguer
« on: November 05, 2018, 03:44:55 PM »
The bama fans I know are doing four things.  

1) Bitching loud and long about how the referees screwed them over in Baton Rouge. 

2) Bitching loud and long about Gary Daniels and the anti-Bama bias of CBS. 

3) Gloating like the classless assholes they can be. 

4) Freaking out because they're terrified that the runner-up to the Heisman Trophy, Tofulicker Tonningclucker, who currently plays at Thompson High School, might possibly actually consider going to LSU.  They are being serious bitches about it.  
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Re: Tamiflu Tinkertoytonguer
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2018, 04:12:15 PM »
You said "Anti-Bama bias of CBS". :rofl:

You're killing me, Smallz.
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« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2018, 04:14:37 PM »
You said "Anti-Bama bias of CBS". :rofl:

You're killing me, Smallz.
Yeah.  Seriously.  

I went on the Facebook (which I rarely do) and I flat out deleted about 20 people I know/usedtoknow who were ranting and raving about how the referees were against them and CBS did nothing but bad mouth them.  

Since I was closing the door, I told a few of them what I really thought about their stupid ass.  Some were kin to my ex wife and it felt REEEEEALY good to do it.  
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Re: Tamiflu Tinkertoytonguer
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2018, 12:30:23 AM »
The bama fans I know are doing four things. 

1) Bitching loud and long about how the referees screwed them over in Baton Rouge.

2) Bitching loud and long about Gary Daniels and the anti-Bama bias of CBS.

3) Gloating like the classless assholes they can be.

4) Freaking out because they're terrified that the runner-up to the Heisman Trophy, Tofulicker Tonningclucker, who currently plays at Thompson High School, might possibly actually consider going to LSU.  They are being serious bitches about it. 
Well. He's not allowed to come to AU. His folks would lose their jobs/house/car...
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Tamiflu Tinkertoytonguer
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2018, 08:31:16 AM »
Your hatred and jealousy of this one player is really astounding. 

Yeah, he plays for the rival team. Doesn't change one bit of how good he really is. Bammers like to tout AJ McCarron as being some kind of QB savant. This dude buries him easily. 
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« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2018, 08:56:19 AM »
Your hatred and jealousy of this one player is really astounding.

Yeah, he plays for the rival team. Doesn't change one bit of how good he really is. Bammers like to tout AJ McCarron as being some kind of QB savant. This dude buries him easily.
Pfffffftttttt.  
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« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2018, 11:49:59 AM »
Pfffffftttttt. 

I get it. 

But what he said isnt incorrect. Just on arm and talent, there isnt a comparison to him or McElroy or any others that have played the position in the saban era. Its pretty obvious. 
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« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2018, 01:39:21 PM »
I get it.

But what he said isnt incorrect. Just on arm and talent, there isnt a comparison to him or McElroy or any others that have played the position in the saban era. Its pretty obvious.
Pffffffttttt.  Pfffff fffff fffff weeeeee ttt. 

I didn’t say one word about Tinkle Trufflehoboa, their current Heisman winner, his skills or his rep.  My only comment about the Tubamongalo family was in regard to his brother possibly being interested in LSU and how their redneck fans are reacting.  

So their was nothing to “get” as his point was invalid.  
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Re: Tamiflu Tinkertoytonguer
« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2018, 01:57:42 PM »
I wish CBS would take on the same anti-Auburn bias.
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« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2018, 01:58:42 PM »
Your hatred and jealousy of this one player is really astounding.

Yeah, he plays for the rival team. Doesn't change one bit of how good he really is. Bammers like to tout AJ McCarron as being some kind of QB savant. This dude buries him easily.
I wonder if he would look as good at AU? Or would he just be another talented struggling QB.
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2018, 03:02:27 PM »
I wonder if he would look as good at AU? Or would he just be another talented struggling QB.
Gus would make Ben, Brady, Aron, Drew...hell, all of them look like struggling QB's
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« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2018, 03:14:21 PM »
Gus would make Ben, Brady, Aron, Drew...hell, all of them look like struggling QB's
Conversely. What would Stidham look like behind their line!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Tamiflu Tinkertoytonguer
« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2018, 04:39:30 PM »
Conversely. What would Stidham look like behind their line!
A slightly better AJ McCarron. 
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Re: Tamiflu Tinkertoytonguer
« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2018, 05:10:30 PM »
Pffffffttttt.  Pfffff fffff fffff weeeeee ttt.

I didn’t say one word about Tinkle Trufflehoboa, their current Heisman winner, his skills or his rep.  My only comment about the Tubamongalo family was in regard to his brother possibly being interested in LSU and how their redneck fans are reacting. 

So their was nothing to “get” as his point was invalid. 
Was saying i get what YOU were saying yet still agreed with TEH Sixx's assessment of the elder tongavoodoopogostick.
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Re: Tamiflu Tinkertoytonguer
« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2018, 05:17:13 PM »
I don't get what any of you are saying about Toomer Tagyouritvolova.
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« Reply #15 on: November 06, 2018, 06:32:04 PM »
It's all a ploy by the tagglebombs to make it look like they ain't getting paid. It's as plain as the toes in your mouth. Pppfffftt
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« Reply #16 on: November 12, 2018, 01:21:13 AM »
Conversely. What would Stidham look like behind their line!
His highlight film would look like Tamertinkers where over 1/3 of the big plays come from undefended 12 yard slants similar to that one from Fromm to Godwin.
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Re: Tamiflu Tinkertoytonguer
« Reply #17 on: November 13, 2018, 09:08:03 AM »
Them damn cheatin' bullpups was a goin fer Tuers knee!
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Re: Tamiflu Tinkertoytonguer
« Reply #18 on: November 13, 2018, 10:07:20 AM »
Them damn cheatin' bullpups was a goin fer Tuers knee!
Oh NOW, they want things on the up and up.
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