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Trump's first 99 Days...in 99 seconds

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Trump's first 99 Days...in 99 seconds
« on: April 28, 2017, 09:09:34 PM »
By Stephen Colbert...

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Re: Trump's first 99 Days...in 99 seconds
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2017, 09:41:30 PM »
Fried Apple Pie
Ingredients

Dough
1 cup all-purpose flour
1 teaspoons baking powder
Pinch of salt
2 tablespoons shortening, chilled

Filling
1/4 cup water, cold
1 cup apple cider or juice
1/2 cup granulated sugar
1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon nutmeg
1 pinch ground cloves
Pinch of salt
2 pounds Braeburn or Golden Delicious apples, peeled, cored and diced into 1/2-inch pieces
1/2 lemon, juiced and zested
1 egg, beaten

Frying
6 to 8 cups vegetable oil
Powdered sugar

Special Equipment
Deep cast-iron pan or Dutch oven
Deep-frying thermometer or candy thermometer
Spider skimmer or slotted spoon

Make the Crust and Prepare the Filling
Whisk the flour, baking powder and salt in a mixing bowl. Cut the shortening into the flour, using a pastry cutter or fork.

Add the cold water 1 tablespoon at a time until the dough is pliable enough to form a ball. Wrap the dough ball in plastic wrap and chill it in the refrigerator while you make the filling.

Mix the apple cider or juice and granulated sugar in a saucepan. Sprinkle in the cinnamon, nutmeg, cloves and a pinch of salt. Simmer the cider until it reduces by half.

Mix the apples, lemon juice, lemon zest in a mixing bowl and add them to the saucepan. Turn the heat to "Low" and simmer until the apples soften slightly, about 5 minutes. Set the apple filling aside.
 
Fill and Fry
Take the dough out of the refrigerator and roll it out to about 1/8 inch thick on a floured work surface. Cut the dough into 5- or 6-inch rounds, using a saucer as a guide.

Brush the edges of each dough round with the beaten egg. Spoon about 1/4 cup of filling on half of each round.

Fold the rounds over to form the pies and seal the edges with the tines of a fork.

Fill a cast-iron frying pan or Dutch oven with 6 to 8 inches of vegetable oil. Set it over medium heat on the stove and heat it until it reaches 375 degrees Fahrenheit.

Lower 2 or 3 pies into the oil, using a slotted spoon or spider. Fry the apple pies until golden brown, about 6 minutes each side. Retrieve the pies with the slotted spoon or spider and set them on paper towels to drain. Sprinkle with powdered sugar while hot.

Cooking Notes
Keep the diced apples fresh. After dicing, place the apples in a bowl of cold water.

Need a shortcut or variation on the old-fashioned crust? Substitute prepared biscuit dough or frozen puff pastry. Both are easy to work with and fry to a flaky finish.
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Re: Trump's first 99 Days...in 99 seconds
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2017, 10:50:04 PM »
Fried Apple Pie
Ingredients

Dough
1 cup all-purpose flour
1 teaspoons baking powder
Pinch of salt
2 tablespoons shortening, chilled

Filling
1/4 cup water, cold
1 cup apple cider or juice
1/2 cup granulated sugar
1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon nutmeg
1 pinch ground cloves
Pinch of salt
2 pounds Braeburn or Golden Delicious apples, peeled, cored and diced into 1/2-inch pieces
1/2 lemon, juiced and zested
1 egg, beaten

Frying
6 to 8 cups vegetable oil
Powdered sugar

Special Equipment
Deep cast-iron pan or Dutch oven
Deep-frying thermometer or candy thermometer
Spider skimmer or slotted spoon

Make the Crust and Prepare the Filling
Whisk the flour, baking powder and salt in a mixing bowl. Cut the shortening into the flour, using a pastry cutter or fork.

Add the cold water 1 tablespoon at a time until the dough is pliable enough to form a ball. Wrap the dough ball in plastic wrap and chill it in the refrigerator while you make the filling.

Mix the apple cider or juice and granulated sugar in a saucepan. Sprinkle in the cinnamon, nutmeg, cloves and a pinch of salt. Simmer the cider until it reduces by half.

Mix the apples, lemon juice, lemon zest in a mixing bowl and add them to the saucepan. Turn the heat to "Low" and simmer until the apples soften slightly, about 5 minutes. Set the apple filling aside.
 
Fill and Fry
Take the dough out of the refrigerator and roll it out to about 1/8 inch thick on a floured work surface. Cut the dough into 5- or 6-inch rounds, using a saucer as a guide.

Brush the edges of each dough round with the beaten egg. Spoon about 1/4 cup of filling on half of each round.

Fold the rounds over to form the pies and seal the edges with the tines of a fork.

Fill a cast-iron frying pan or Dutch oven with 6 to 8 inches of vegetable oil. Set it over medium heat on the stove and heat it until it reaches 375 degrees Fahrenheit.

Lower 2 or 3 pies into the oil, using a slotted spoon or spider. Fry the apple pies until golden brown, about 6 minutes each side. Retrieve the pies with the slotted spoon or spider and set them on paper towels to drain. Sprinkle with powdered sugar while hot.

Cooking Notes
Keep the diced apples fresh. After dicing, place the apples in a bowl of cold water.

Need a shortcut or variation on the old-fashioned crust? Substitute prepared biscuit dough or frozen puff pastry. Both are easy to work with and fry to a flaky finish.
Do you know how to season a cast iron frying pan? Also, where can I find a Dutch oven? Used to have one when I camped some but have lost track of it.
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Re: Trump's first 99 Days...in 99 seconds
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2017, 01:10:42 PM »
How do y'all cleanse cast iron after use? I've been told not to use soap but it's hard for me to believe that works.
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Re: Trump's first 99 Days...in 99 seconds
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2017, 01:23:21 PM »
How do y'all cleanse cast iron after use? I've been told not to use soap but it's hard for me to believe that works.

Let it soak in some warm water and Dawn dishwashing soap.  Wipes clean in seconds.
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Re: Trump's first 99 Days...in 99 seconds
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2017, 02:03:47 PM »
Let it soak in some warm water and Dawn dishwashing soap.  Wipes clean in seconds.

I thought you were supposed to just let it sit and wipe it out with a paper towel.  I don't think my grandmother ever washed her cast iron skillet. She just let it "season"
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Re: Trump's first 99 Days...in 99 seconds
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2017, 02:13:27 PM »
I thought you were supposed to just let it sit and wipe it out with a paper towel.  I don't think my grandmother ever washed her cast iron skillet. She just let it "season"

i don't think he was serious.  he isn't prowler stupid. 
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Re: Trump's first 99 Days...in 99 seconds
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2017, 07:36:18 PM »
Did he really post Colbert?  Seriously? I knew he was dumb, but dadgum....Colbert?   

Seriously, he should leave the left wing sites alone and stop posting here.

We are all dumber and didn't learn anything....may god have mercy on our souls.

Prowler makes me wish Greasy Weasle and Birmingham was still around.  At least added to the conversation other than his conspiracy sites.  He may be the dumbest person I've ever seen on a message board and that is saying a lot.

I'll post a top notch recipie later.   
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Re: Trump's first 99 Days...in 99 seconds
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2017, 09:07:52 PM »
Did he really post Colbert?  Seriously? I knew he was dumb, but dadgum....Colbert?   

Seriously, he should leave the left wing sites alone and stop posting here.

We are all dumber and didn't learn anything....may god have mercy on our souls.

Prowler makes me wish Greasy Weasle and Birmingham was still around.  At least added to the conversation other than his conspiracy sites.  He may be the dumbest person I've ever seen on a message board and that is saying a lot.

I'll post a top notch recipie later.

If Trump wasn't President, Colbert wouldn't have a job.  He's a no talent hack that replaced a no talent hack that lost it 10 years before he retired.
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Re: Trump's first 99 Days...in 99 seconds
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2017, 09:57:11 PM »
I thought you were supposed to just let it sit and wipe it out with a paper towel.  I don't think my grandmother ever washed her cast iron skillet. She just let it "season"

There you go, I've heard both ways. Guess I'll try them both.
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Re: Trump's first 99 Days...in 99 seconds
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2017, 02:58:09 AM »
100th day has passed...still zero accomplishments and that's with a stacked deck. Sad!
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Re: Trump's first 99 Days...in 99 seconds
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2017, 09:17:01 AM »
Prowler makes me wish Greasy Weasle and Birmingham was still around. 
I was re-reading the Birmingham thread just the other day.  There is no way possible that any other thread will top that one.  Ever.  Prowler is trying his hardest lately, but it's just not possible. 
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Re: Trump's first 99 Days...in 99 seconds
« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2017, 09:59:59 AM »
FYI--I found a lodge cast iron 8 quart Dutch oven at WMart for 55 bucks. Apparently, not seasoned already. But noticed that you can buy them that way.
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Re: Trump's first 99 Days...in 99 seconds
« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2017, 11:23:40 AM »
FYI--I found a lodge cast iron 8 quart Dutch oven at WMart for 55 bucks. Apparently, not seasoned already. But noticed that you can buy them that way.
Pre-seasoned cast iron skillets? Now that is just catering to the lazy. A good part of the allure of using cast iron crockery is the seasoning process. Some refer to it as an act of love - that the seasoning step is more important than the actual cooking.
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Re: Trump's first 99 Days...in 99 seconds
« Reply #14 on: April 30, 2017, 11:25:55 AM »
And for the record, you NEVER wash a cast iron skillet. You wipe it clean with a dry cloth.
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Re: Trump's first 99 Days...in 99 seconds
« Reply #15 on: April 30, 2017, 02:32:41 PM »
And for the record, you NEVER wash a cast iron skillet. You wipe it clean with a dry cloth.
And tablespoon of salt.
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Re: Trump's first 99 Days...in 99 seconds
« Reply #16 on: April 30, 2017, 06:06:01 PM »
Of course its a goddam suggestion.  He's not Obama. He's not going to run around issuing executive orders.  He's going to suggest that we do this. 
WRONG!

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Re: Trump's first 99 Days...in 99 seconds
« Reply #17 on: April 30, 2017, 06:24:45 PM »
WRONG!




It's like talking to a brick wall with you!


I hope you didn't spread your seed!
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Re: Trump's first 99 Days...in 99 seconds
« Reply #18 on: May 01, 2017, 06:53:05 AM »
I hope you didn't spread your seed!
This would require a woman.  Presumably.
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Re: Trump's first 99 Days...in 99 seconds
« Reply #19 on: May 01, 2017, 07:32:49 PM »

It's like talking to a brick wall with you!


I hope you didn't spread your seed!
The wall that will never be built, Sad!
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