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Re: And your new D-cor is...
« Reply #40 on: December 01, 2014, 03:29:49 PM »
Maybe that  wasn't a cigar that night you were so drunk you couldn't open your eyes and he was yelling for you to puff.

Sounds like I really missed out on this years X-Gate.
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Re: And your new D-cor is...
« Reply #41 on: December 01, 2014, 03:31:48 PM »
Yeah, I was very surprised not to wake up the next morning with that cigar taste in my mouth.
Was it a penis taste in your mouth or something entirely different?
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Re: And your new D-cor is...
« Reply #42 on: December 01, 2014, 04:03:27 PM »
Was it a penis taste in your mouth or something entirely different?

Well, as best I can recall, it was salty.
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Re: And your new D-cor is...
« Reply #43 on: December 01, 2014, 04:32:09 PM »
If it's not Muschamp, we need to be ready with other possibilities. I realize that some may object but you have to consider the number of years that Jerry Sandusky was all in at Penn State. When does he get out of the pen?
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Re: And your new D-cor is...
« Reply #44 on: December 01, 2014, 04:42:02 PM »
If it's not Muschamp, we need to be ready with other possibilities. I realize that some may object but you have to consider the number of years that Jerry Sandusky was all in at Penn State. When does he get out of the pen?
He teaches the boys how to fill the hole hard
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Re: And your new D-cor is...
« Reply #45 on: December 01, 2014, 04:42:39 PM »
If it's not Muschamp, we need to be ready with other possibilities. I realize that some may object but you have to consider the number of years that Jerry Sandusky was all in at Penn State. When does he get out of the pen?

I think Sandusky would be invigorated and ready to work with a bunch of young men.  He'd get behind them and push them hard, butt in the end, they'd respect him for it.
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Re: And your new D-cor is...
« Reply #46 on: December 01, 2014, 04:51:07 PM »
It is all over the Twatters that:

The Rock is coming home as D-Line coach.

And Takeo Spikes also indicated interest in being the LB coach.

Both rumors made me lightheaded and moist.
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Re: And your new D-cor is...
« Reply #47 on: December 01, 2014, 04:55:11 PM »
It is all over the Twatters that:

The Rock is coming home as D-Line coach.

And Takeo Spikes also indicated interest in being the LB coach.

Both rumors made me lightheaded and moist.

WAR FUCKING EAGLE!

That would be so AUsome. I keep reading/hearing that Muschamp is the top target as DC.
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Re: And your new D-cor is...
« Reply #48 on: December 01, 2014, 04:56:24 PM »
It is all over the Twatters that:

The Rock is coming home as D-Line coach.

And Takeo Spikes also indicated interest in being the LB coach.

Both rumors made me lightheaded and moist.

This would make me moist as well.  I'd love to see Rock taking over the line but don't want to lose Garner for recruiting.  Recruiting coordinator, mayhaps?
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Re: And your new D-cor is...
« Reply #49 on: December 01, 2014, 04:57:36 PM »
So are other D coaches leaving as well?  Would Rocker and Garner split the d-line the way that Price and Dunn did under Tubs?
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Re: And your new D-cor is...
« Reply #50 on: December 01, 2014, 04:58:33 PM »
So are other D coaches leaving as well?  Would Rocker and Garner split the d-line the way that Price and Dunn did under Tubs?

Not sure I would like this.
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Re: And your new D-cor is...
« Reply #51 on: December 01, 2014, 04:59:00 PM »
It is all over the Twatters that:

The Rock is coming home as D-Line coach.

And Takeo Spikes also indicated interest in being the LB coach.

Both rumors made me lightheaded and moist.

How can we afford this after giving all of our money to that TV preacher screwing the hockey player?
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Re: And your new D-cor is...
« Reply #52 on: December 01, 2014, 05:01:11 PM »
Not sure I would like this.

Would love it.

Not sure if Rock and Garner would though.

Garner's a big time recruiter.  Rock created a Nick Fairley.  The two together could create nuclear fusion on the line of scrimmage.
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Re: And your new D-cor is...
« Reply #53 on: December 01, 2014, 05:13:36 PM »
The only way I can imagine the Rock and Takeo rumor being true is if Garner has already been named DC. I'm not saying it is or isn't but I can't imagine Gus making hires for Muschamp.
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Re: And your new D-cor is...
« Reply #54 on: December 01, 2014, 05:17:22 PM »
 :oh: reporting on 24/7 that we are making a major push to hire Muschamp.  Said Gus has a short list of 3 coordinators and the other two are unnamed.  JGT at Rivals and Chris Clark (USCe Rivals writer) have said that Odom from Memphis has been mentioned as being one of the other two.  Clark also seems to think that USCe ends up landing Muschamp.  Ryan Bartow of the UF Rivals site said Muschamp to AU is what he is hearing. 

I hate that this is getting out like it has.  It will get a lot of people excited and then a lot of people will be pissed when it doesn't happen.
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Re: And your new D-cor is...
« Reply #55 on: December 01, 2014, 05:24:57 PM »
:oh: reporting on 24/7 that we are making a major push to hire Muschamp.  Said Gus has a short list of 3 coordinators and the other two are unnamed.  JGT at Rivals and Chris Clark (USCe Rivals writer) have said that Odom from Memphis has been mentioned as being one of the other two.  Clark also seems to think that USCe ends up landing Muschamp.  Ryan Bartow of the UF Rivals site said Muschamp to AU is what he is hearing. 

I hate that this is getting out like it has.  It will get a lot of people excited and then a lot of people will be pissed when it doesn't happen.

Seems like we've done this before.

In fact, we did do this before. 

http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=3922

http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=3916
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Re: And your new D-cor is...
« Reply #56 on: December 01, 2014, 05:37:07 PM »
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Re: And your new D-cor is...
« Reply #57 on: December 01, 2014, 05:38:26 PM »
I am going to be surprised if it is anybody but Muschamp.
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Re: And your new D-cor is...
« Reply #58 on: December 01, 2014, 05:38:46 PM »
The only people that know are Muschamp, his family and his agent.  And I doubt seriously any of them are leaking information to  :oh: or anybody else.  Suddenly everybody is an insider but just look where we are in less than 24 hours. Muschamp to TA&M. Muschamp to USCe.  Muschamp to Auburn.

The reality is it could be Muschamp is burnt out and wants to spend a year on the SEC Network with no pressure.  Enjoy his millions and sit in an easy chair breaking down foosballz til he gets an offer he wants.
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Re: And your new D-cor is...
« Reply #59 on: December 01, 2014, 05:40:56 PM »
So we are hiring Chizik for DC?

Exactly, wait, what? 
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