Why Country Music Is Awful in 2013

Kaos · « **Reply #100 on:** June 30, 2014, 08:16:19 PM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on June 30, 2014, 12:55:50 PM

I hate that big business rules (ruins) this country sometimes. Standard of living perks? Yeah that's great and all. But sometimes I wonder how much we've sacrificed for handheld computers and air conditioning and multiple grocery stores to choose from.

The History Channel had to become The Pawn Shop channel. It would have died out.

TLC had to become the Sex Sent Me to the ER and Fruit Fetishes channel. It would have died out.

The Food Network had to start throwing chain saws at their chefs while they make a meal out of ingredients like bottarga, cow skull, jellied ham and fish testicles. It would have died out.

A&E had to show Duck Dynasty 24/7. Would have died out.

Metallica had to cut their hair. Would have died out.

Clothing stores have to sell cheap threads stitched together in Chinese sweat shops. Would have died out.

Look who didn't die out.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #101 on:** June 30, 2014, 08:40:39 PM »

Quote from: bgreene on June 30, 2014, 06:16:37 PM

I blame Obama

IT'S BUSH'S FAULT WITH HIS DAMN HIP HOP, STEEL GUITAR MAKING MACHINE!

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #102 on:** June 30, 2014, 08:42:20 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on June 30, 2014, 08:16:19 PM

Look who didn't die out.

Almost did.

bgreene · « **Reply #103 on:** June 30, 2014, 09:22:23 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on June 30, 2014, 08:40:39 PM

IT'S BUSH'S FAULT WITH HIS DAMN HIP HOP, STEEL GUITAR MAKING MACHINE!

Acctualy, the fault clearly rest on the shoulders of Billy Ray Cyrus with his GLORIOUS neck blanket, tank tops, and acid washed (tight rolled) jeans.

GH2001 · « **Reply #104 on:** July 01, 2014, 10:57:43 AM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on June 30, 2014, 05:06:26 PM

I know you get tired of my Isbell suck fest but he said it best in an interview here lately. All he wanted out of music was to be able to pay a mortagage, keep the electricity on and have fun doing it. Cares nothing for riches and popularity. Actually said that is the kiss of death and when you start selling out who you are.

Agree..

Props to Isbell.

Also to Yoakam, George Jones, Eric Church and anyone else who had the nads to speak up and say the same thing.

GH2001 · « **Reply #105 on:** July 01, 2014, 10:58:29 AM »

Quote from: bgreene on June 30, 2014, 09:22:23 PM

Acctualy, the fault clearly rest on the shoulders of Billy Ray Cyrus with his GLORIOUS neck blanket, tank tops, and acid washed (tight rolled) jeans.

You aren't far off friend.

I'd say a combo of him and Barf Brooks.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #106 on:** July 01, 2014, 01:52:29 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on July 01, 2014, 10:58:29 AM

You aren't far off friend.

I'd say a combo of him and Barf Brooks.

Yup, those two helped usher it in like no one else.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #107 on:** July 01, 2014, 03:11:23 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on July 01, 2014, 01:52:29 PM

Yup, those two helped usher it in like no one else.

Don't tell my heart

GH2001 · « **Reply #108 on:** July 01, 2014, 09:40:33 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on July 01, 2014, 03:11:23 PM

Don't tell my heart

You think it would understand?

bgreene · « **Reply #109 on:** July 02, 2014, 10:12:04 AM »

Quote from: GH2001 on July 01, 2014, 09:40:33 PM

You think it would understand?

Not one single person could understand that epic mullet.

GH2001 · « **Reply #110 on:** July 02, 2014, 10:53:37 AM »

Quote from: bgreene on July 02, 2014, 10:12:04 AM

Not one single person could understand that epic mullet.

The whiff....

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #111 on:** July 02, 2014, 10:59:07 AM »

Quote from: GH2001 on July 01, 2014, 09:40:33 PM

You think it would understand?

No, but it might blow up.

GH2001 · « **Reply #112 on:** July 02, 2014, 11:00:03 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on July 02, 2014, 10:59:07 AM

No, but it might blow up.

He may be nutless folks but he knows the format. Snagskins everyone!

bgreene · « **Reply #113 on:** July 02, 2014, 11:19:46 AM »

Quote from: GH2001 on July 02, 2014, 10:53:37 AM

The whiff....

-5 to me for not going with it.

GH2001 · « **Reply #114 on:** July 02, 2014, 11:21:47 AM »

Quote from: bgreene on July 02, 2014, 11:19:46 AM

-5 to me for not going with it.

To be honest, youre the one who should be commended for not going along with the Billy Ray format. I'm ashamed I know that song.

bgreene · « **Reply #115 on:** July 02, 2014, 11:23:50 AM »

Quote from: GH2001 on July 02, 2014, 11:21:47 AM

To be honest, youre the one who should be commended for not going along with the Billy Ray format. I'm ashamed I know that song.

It's not your fault. It was burned in our brains by every single music station in the world. They are at fault just like Billy Ray.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #116 on:** July 02, 2014, 02:37:35 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on July 02, 2014, 11:21:47 AM

To be honest, youre the one who should be commended for not going along with the Billy Ray format. I'm ashamed I know that song.

I was about to ask Snags and yourself what in the hell is wrong with you?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #117 on:** July 02, 2014, 03:01:08 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on July 02, 2014, 02:37:35 PM

I was about to ask Snags and yourself what in the hell is wrong with you?

I don't know what's wrong but guess what? I saw him in concert.

Was down in Pensacola with the wife visiting her sister. Mulletman was playing at the civic center and they wanted to go. Will there be beer? Yes? Okay. He achey breakey'd and 8,000 women screamed. I got slight wood but it didn't last long. Okay, it was a raging boner but I was drinking and he looked hotter than he really was. Once he finished playing the one or two songs he had on the radio, the concert actually wasn't that bad. They played Skynyrd and Zepplin covers and the lead guitarist put on a pretty damn good show.

Whatever. I saw Captain & Tenille in high school too. And the Jackson 5. And Lionel Richie in Auburn. And Jimmy Buffet. Plus, I saw some dumb groups too.

GH2001 · « **Reply #118 on:** July 02, 2014, 04:08:25 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on July 02, 2014, 03:01:08 PM

Whatever. I saw Captain & Tenille in high school too. And Lionel Richie in Auburn. And Jimmy Buffet. Plus, I saw some dumb groups too.

All local acts technically.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #119 on:** July 02, 2014, 04:37:01 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on July 02, 2014, 03:01:08 PM

I don't know what's wrong but guess what? I saw him in concert.

Was down in Pensacola with the wife visiting her sister. Mulletman was playing at the civic center and they wanted to go. Will there be beer? Yes? Okay. He achey breakey'd and 8,000 women screamed. I got slight wood but it didn't last long. Okay, it was a raging boner but I was drinking and he looked hotter than he really was. Once he finished playing the one or two songs he had on the radio, the concert actually wasn't that bad. They played Skynyrd and Zepplin covers and the lead guitarist put on a pretty damn good show.

Whatever. I saw Captain & Tenille in high school too. And the Jackson 5. And Lionel Richie in Auburn. And Jimmy Buffet. Plus, I saw some dumb groups too.

I don't believe I would have told that.