The Official 2013 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread

jmar · « **Reply #40 on:** April 15, 2013, 05:08:53 AM »

Quote from: Token on April 14, 2013, 05:08:25 PM

Oh yeah, almost forgot to mention the sweep against the Nats.

So do the Braves work McCann back slowly playing first or third some which could extend his career or mess with fate and screw around with alternating the two? Sure would like to see Gattis hitting ahead of McCann with that lively bat.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #41 on:** April 15, 2013, 10:04:57 AM »

We play great one night and shitty the next. Arrrrgggghhhhhhhh, Wei-Yin Chen you were turrible last year and look to be this year.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #42 on:** April 15, 2013, 10:15:24 AM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on April 15, 2013, 10:04:57 AM

We play great one night and shitty the next. Arrrrgggghhhhhhhh, Wei-Yin Chen you were turrible last year and look to be this year.

I watched several innings of the O's and Yankmee's last night. The NY pitcher, Long Duk Dong, or whoever, was mowing em' down.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #43 on:** April 15, 2013, 10:30:10 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 15, 2013, 10:15:24 AM

I watched several innings of the O's and Yankmee's last night. The NY pitcher, Long Duk Dong, or whoever, was mowing em' down.

Yeah, thanks for the reminder there asshole.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #44 on:** April 15, 2013, 12:00:48 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on April 15, 2013, 10:30:10 AM

Yeah, thanks for the reminder there asshole.

It's what I do, no?

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #45 on:** April 15, 2013, 01:20:15 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 15, 2013, 12:00:48 PM

It's what I do, no?

Exactly!

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #46 on:** April 15, 2013, 02:42:52 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 15, 2013, 10:15:24 AM

I watched several innings of the O's and Yankmee's last night. The NY pitcher, Long Duk Dong, or whoever, was mowing em' down.

Oto-mo-biiile?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #47 on:** April 15, 2013, 02:57:00 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 15, 2013, 02:42:52 PM

Oto-mo-biiile?

He was wearing striped pants and a check shirt. What? No, he's not retarded.

Token · « **Reply #48 on:** April 16, 2013, 09:50:40 PM »

Braves. 5 home runs. Win.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #49 on:** April 17, 2013, 10:18:04 AM »

Fuck this season already. Call it. No one is going to stop Atlanta. I don't know how in the hell the Phils managed to luck up and beat them. Atlanta, 120 wins and the World Series!

AUJarhead · « **Reply #50 on:** April 17, 2013, 10:40:18 AM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on April 17, 2013, 10:18:04 AM

Fuck this season already. Call it. No one is going to stop Atlanta. I don't know how in the hell the Phils managed to luck up and beat them. Atlanta, 120 wins and the World Series!

And 3 guys with 85 HRs.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #51 on:** April 17, 2013, 10:41:11 AM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on April 17, 2013, 10:18:04 AM

Fuck this season already. Call it. No one is going to stop Atlanta. I don't know how in the hell the Phils managed to luck up and beat them. Atlanta, 120 wins and the World Series!

You bastage. May a swarm of gay chiggers open a disco on your grandfather.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #52 on:** April 17, 2013, 10:41:48 AM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on April 17, 2013, 10:40:18 AM

And 3 guys with 85 HRs.

I bet they will have minimum of 5 guys that hit for .350 and at least 7 with over 100 RBI's. I have never seen a well oiled machine like this years Bravo's.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #53 on:** April 17, 2013, 10:50:52 AM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on April 17, 2013, 10:41:48 AM

I bet they will have minimum of 5 guys that hit for .350 and at least 7 with over 100 RBI's. I have never seen a well oiled machine like this years Bravo's.

What did we ever do to you? Well...besides that time in Biloxi with the shaving cream, anal beads and that monkey. But other than that, what did we ever do to you?

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #54 on:** April 17, 2013, 11:01:01 AM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on April 17, 2013, 10:41:48 AM

I bet they will have minimum of 5 guys that hit for .350 and at least 7 with over 100 RBI's. I have never seen a well oiled machine like this years Bravo's.

Dan Uggla will even finish over .300

GH2001 · « **Reply #55 on:** April 17, 2013, 11:19:10 AM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on April 17, 2013, 10:41:48 AM

I bet they will have minimum of 5 guys that hit for .350 and at least 7 with over 100 RBI's. I have never seen a well oiled machine like this years Bravo's.

Seriously though, not sure I have. Very few anyway.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #56 on:** April 17, 2013, 11:32:54 AM »

I need all of you to line up side by side, pucker up, and kiss the entirety of my ample sized ass.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #57 on:** April 17, 2013, 12:56:00 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 17, 2013, 11:32:54 AM

I need all of you to line up side by side, pucker up, and kiss the entirety of my ample sized ass.

Thats gross with your balls hanging-Oh wait-nevermind.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #58 on:** April 17, 2013, 01:32:32 PM »

This Braves Dynasty may be even better than the one in west vance.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #59 on:** April 17, 2013, 02:26:38 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 17, 2013, 01:32:32 PM

This Braves Dynasty may be even better than the one in west vance.

Okay, bitch. You've crossed that line.