NTYF-Article-All out? One from Anniston star

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #100 on:** October 16, 2012, 04:48:35 PM »

Quote from: TheSix on October 16, 2012, 04:33:56 PM

You and Terry Bowden.

He's what I found on the cavity search

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #101 on:** October 16, 2012, 05:04:26 PM »

Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on October 16, 2012, 04:27:44 PM

Twice. Forgot my badge and had to go through the visitor's center and got searched. Truck off, hood popped, open glove box, open center console, open all four doors, guy went around with a mirror on a stick, looked under the seats, never checked me. So apparently if you want to sneak a gun/drugs/bomb on the arsenal just carry it on your person.

Yup, same. I was pissed as I was about 15 minutes late to a meeting.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #102 on:** October 16, 2012, 05:29:47 PM »

Quote from: AWK on October 16, 2012, 04:07:46 PM

Don't be a puss, we are and always will be better than that fucking gutter trash.

You know what random thought for the future makes me happy inside?

Unles he has figured out a way to truly make himself immortal, Saban will leave bammer one day. Retire, lured away to Dallas, pine box, whatever...

And I think about what they went through trying to replace da Bahr and Stallings... Curry, Dumboze, Shula, Price...

And the guy that has to replace Sabinz will get Zooked the first time he loses to Auburn or anyone he shouldn't.

And that makes me smile...

bottomfeeder · « **Reply #103 on:** October 16, 2012, 05:42:06 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on October 16, 2012, 05:29:47 PM

You know what random thought for the future makes me happy inside?

Unles he has figured out a way to truly make himself immortal, Saban will leave bammer one day. Retire, lured away to Dallas, pine box, whatever...

And I think about what they went through trying to replace da Bahr and Stallings... Curry, Dumboze, Shula, Price...

And the guy that has to replace Sabinz will get Zooked the first time he loses to Auburn or anyone he shouldn't.

And that makes me smile...

That can't happen too soon. Hopefully, he takes another job in the middle of the season. The ensuing meltdown would be one for the ages.

HSVBeerNerd · « **Reply #104 on:** October 16, 2012, 05:48:24 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on October 16, 2012, 02:26:43 PM

Yeah, the only problem with that is those nice shiny assault rifles could really screw up your weekend if one were to go off in your direction. What GF said, be subtle about it.

HAHA yeah sorry about the late response, but that's the gripe of it: my truck kinda sticks out like a sore thumb to a certain degree, and it's easy to remember. So you pop off to these guys (which I'll admit that I've done a couple times), and they'll remember you. Next day, you're coming in through Gate 9 and the Bammer shitstain decides BOOM he's popping a random search on you.

Random searches are the worst possible thing to go through at the gate. You literally have to stand by your vehicle as if you're guilty of something, and they go through your entire vehicle. Say you went shooting that weekend, and accidentally left a box of rounds (or hell, a single shot shell) in your vehicle. Guess what? You're in deep shit. Luckily.. if I accidentally leave my pistol in there, I remember by the time I get to the gate and turn around/take it home. One thing I'm pretty regularly guilty of is trading beer at work. Like right now.. I have some Avery's Brown Ale and Spaten out there. This week, I had a Chimay Grande Reserve 750ml I forgot to take out. I don't *think* it's a problem.. but at the same time, I don't want to answer a bunch of questions about it during a random inspection.

So I usually shrug it off. Once or twice I've pulled the "yeah whatever" response... one time a guard nearly put his head into my truck and said "RAWL DAMN TYDE" to which I replied "piss off"... he said "watch your attitude" and I said "yeah, piss off"... luckily nothing came of that. Keep in mind these aren't uniformed Army MP's... they're contractor rent-a-cops

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #105 on:** October 16, 2012, 06:15:16 PM »

Quote from: HSVBeerNerd on October 16, 2012, 05:48:24 PM

HAHA yeah sorry about the late response, but that's the gripe of it: my truck kinda sticks out like a sore thumb to a certain degree, and it's easy to remember. So you pop off to these guys (which I'll admit that I've done a couple times), and they'll remember you. Next day, you're coming in through Gate 9 and the Bammer shitstain decides BOOM he's popping a random search on you.

Random searches are the worst possible thing to go through at the gate. You literally have to stand by your vehicle as if you're guilty of something, and they go through your entire vehicle. Say you went shooting that weekend, and accidentally left a box of rounds (or hell, a single shot shell) in your vehicle. Guess what? You're in deep shit. Luckily.. if I accidentally leave my pistol in there, I remember by the time I get to the gate and turn around/take it home. One thing I'm pretty regularly guilty of is trading beer at work. Like right now.. I have some Avery's Brown Ale and Spaten out there. This week, I had a Chimay Grande Reserve 750ml I forgot to take out. I don't *think* it's a problem.. but at the same time, I don't want to answer a bunch of questions about it during a random inspection.

So I usually shrug it off. Once or twice I've pulled the "yeah whatever" response... one time a guard nearly put his head into my truck and said "RAWL DAMN TYDE" to which I replied "piss off"... he said "watch your attitude" and I said "yeah, piss off"... luckily nothing came of that. Keep in mind these aren't uniformed Army MP's... they're contractor rent-a-cops

Forgots about that truck. Pretty much easy to spot.

I knew they went to the rent a cops, just haven't paid attention lately as we don't get out there much other than the occasionally meeting, badge renewal or German food but when did they take over for the Army boys? Those guys scared the shit out of me. Always tapping that damn trigger finger. Looked like they were praying you'd fuck up.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #106 on:** October 16, 2012, 07:08:16 PM »

Quote from: HSVBeerNerd on October 16, 2012, 05:48:24 PM

HAHA yeah sorry about the late response, but that's the gripe of it: my truck kinda sticks out like a sore thumb to a certain degree, and it's easy to remember. So you pop off to these guys (which I'll admit that I've done a couple times), and they'll remember you. Next day, you're coming in through Gate 9 and the Bammer shitstain decides BOOM he's popping a random search on you.

Random searches are the worst possible thing to go through at the gate. You literally have to stand by your vehicle as if you're guilty of something, and they go through your entire vehicle. Say you went shooting that weekend, and accidentally left a box of rounds (or hell, a single shot shell) in your vehicle. Guess what? You're in deep shit. Luckily.. if I accidentally leave my pistol in there, I remember by the time I get to the gate and turn around/take it home. One thing I'm pretty regularly guilty of is trading beer at work. Like right now.. I have some Avery's Brown Ale and Spaten out there. This week, I had a Chimay Grande Reserve 750ml I forgot to take out. I don't *think* it's a problem.. but at the same time, I don't want to answer a bunch of questions about it during a random inspection.

So I usually shrug it off. Once or twice I've pulled the "yeah whatever" response... one time a guard nearly put his head into my truck and said "RAWL DAMN TYDE" to which I replied "piss off"... he said "watch your attitude" and I said "yeah, piss off"... luckily nothing came of that. Keep in mind these aren't uniformed Army MP's... they're contractor rent-a-cops

Menstruated pussy's is what we use to call them.

DnATL · « **Reply #107 on:** October 16, 2012, 07:59:30 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on October 16, 2012, 04:23:11 PM

True and since most of them can't write that makes the most since. Have you ever got to experience one of those vehicle searches?

And pride is one of the seven since
(patience is still a virtue)

HSVBeerNerd · « **Reply #108 on:** October 16, 2012, 08:03:42 PM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on October 16, 2012, 07:08:16 PM

Menstruated pussy's is what we use to call them.

LOL I got pulled over for doing 32 in a 25 on my bicycle when I was 15 on base.. I bagged at a commissary and would get up this big ass hill and glide all the way to work with little effort. MP pulled me over WITH SIRENS (keep in mind, I'm on a fucking bicycle) and lectured me.. I asked him if he had anything better to do, and he drug me home/stuffed my bike in his MP Jeep. Knocks on the door, gets my dad.. and I'm thinking "son of a bitch, I'm about to lose my SNES and Chrono Trigger just came out." Old man rips up the citation, throws it in his face, and threatens him with patrolling the desert around the installation he commanded if he didn't find anything better to do. Old man commanded an Air Force post at a desert army base at the time.

That's probably the best MP story I've got. Well.. my brother decided to wander onto a test area on his bike at the same base and was descended upon by armed guards and originally thought to be a spy.. but that's another story. Hell, I felt pretty proud for getting clocked at 32mph on a 10 speed.

CCTAU · « **Reply #109 on:** October 17, 2012, 03:36:53 PM »

Quote from: HSVBeerNerd on October 16, 2012, 05:48:24 PM

HAHA yeah sorry about the late response, but that's the gripe of it: my truck kinda sticks out like a sore thumb to a certain degree, and it's easy to remember.

You are supposed to post pics if it is a really KEEN vehicle.......