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Re: Realistic Options
« Reply #80 on: October 18, 2012, 01:55:44 PM »
For the record, what games had Chiz proven he could win before they hired him? I'm sure all 5 of those were something but I wouldn't say that is barometer used in coaching searches where JJ is concerned.

Bethune-Cookman was a heavy favorite when Chiz and the Clones steamrolled them by 4.
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« Reply #81 on: October 18, 2012, 01:58:33 PM »
Bethune-Cookman was a heavy favorite when Chiz and the Clones steamrolled them by 4.

Bet that was a helluva celebration
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« Reply #82 on: October 18, 2012, 01:59:47 PM »
Bethune-Cookman was a heavy favorite when Chiz and the Clones steamrolled them by 4.

Dude knows how to coach'em down.
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« Reply #83 on: October 18, 2012, 02:00:22 PM »
Bet that was a helluva celebration

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« Reply #84 on: October 18, 2012, 02:01:07 PM »
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« Reply #85 on: October 18, 2012, 02:01:37 PM »
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« Reply #86 on: October 18, 2012, 02:02:11 PM »
I think Franklin is a good coach, but he wouldn't be in my top 4.
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Re: Realistic Options
« Reply #87 on: October 18, 2012, 02:11:19 PM »
For the record, what games had Chiz proven he could win before they hired him? I'm sure all 5 of those were something but I wouldn't say that is barometer used in coaching searches where JJ is concerned.

That's a fine straw man.

Here are Vandy's wins under Franklin:
Elon
UConn
Ole Miss
Army
Kentucky
Wake Forest
Presbyterian
Missouri

Losses to:
Florida (x2)
Georgia (x2)
Northwestern
South Carolina (x2)
Bama
Arkansas
Tennessee
Cincinnati
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« Reply #88 on: October 18, 2012, 02:15:32 PM »
I think Franklin is a good coach, but he wouldn't be in my top 4.


Captain Kangaroo
Pee wee Herman
Gilligan
Bozo the Clown

Are not in my top four either but we have one of them now. I am to the point I just want somebody who is going to grow the program, develop players, and win football games.
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« Reply #89 on: October 18, 2012, 02:29:27 PM »

Captain Kangaroo
Pee wee Herman
Gilligan
Bozo the Clown

Are not in my top four either but we have one of them now. I am to the point I just want somebody who is going to grow the program, develop players, and win football games.

I'd kill for Captain Kangaroo.
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« Reply #90 on: October 18, 2012, 03:04:55 PM »
I'd kill for Captain Kangaroo.

Not so fast.  Most people in the know have been less than pleased with Mr. Green Jeans play calling the last couple of years.  Not sure I'd want a package deal if he did come here.
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« Reply #91 on: October 18, 2012, 03:12:32 PM »
Not so fast.  Most people in the know have been less than pleased with Mr. Green Jeans play calling the last couple of years.  Not sure I'd want a package deal if he did come here.
Mr Moose runs a 5-2 defense with an emphasis on tackling though.
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« Reply #92 on: October 18, 2012, 03:14:28 PM »
Mr Moose runs a 5-2 defense with an emphasis on tackling though.

And just think how shocked our opponent would be when we drop all those ping pong balls on them.

Fuck I'm old.  :haha: :facepalm:
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« Reply #93 on: October 18, 2012, 03:15:52 PM »
And just think how shocked our opponent would be when we drop all those ping pong balls on them.

Fuck I'm old.  :haha: :facepalm:

Damn it...beat me to the ping pong reference
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« Reply #94 on: October 18, 2012, 03:15:54 PM »
Mr Moose runs a 5-2 defense with an emphasis on tackling though.

Slow your roll.  If we're considering diversity hires, such as moose, then I nominate Marty Moose.

He has a FUCKING THEME SONG!
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« Reply #95 on: October 18, 2012, 03:21:07 PM »
Dancing Bear is one of the more underrated D-line coaches in the game, IMO
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« Reply #96 on: October 18, 2012, 03:21:48 PM »
Damn it...beat me to the ping pong reference

Fuck, your old too.  :haha: :facepalm: :facepalm:
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« Reply #97 on: October 18, 2012, 03:23:12 PM »
Space Ghost.



All charisma. All the time.
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« Reply #98 on: October 18, 2012, 03:27:04 PM »
Space Ghost.



All charisma. All the time.

Space Ghost as HC, Zorak as OC and Moltar as DC.........I'm All In.
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« Reply #99 on: October 18, 2012, 03:27:16 PM »
Space Ghost would kick Lord Saybinz' ass.
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