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« Reply #320 on: October 31, 2012, 02:45:28 PM »
Until the crazy comes out and you wake up one morning with your half your money gone and a picture of her with your toothbrush up her butt.

There are websites that will buy that from you. So it's not all a loss.
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« Reply #321 on: October 31, 2012, 02:46:51 PM »
Until the crazy comes out and you wake up one morning with your half your money gone and a picture of her with your toothbrush up her butt.

What do you have against clean assholes?
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« Reply #322 on: October 31, 2012, 02:49:27 PM »
What do you have against clean assholes?

Her farts were minty fresh, but from what I understand only 4 out of 5 proctologists agree with cleaning that deeply.
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« Reply #323 on: October 31, 2012, 02:49:39 PM »
What do you have against clean assholes?

Don't be a yuck butt cuz you don't brush.
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« Reply #324 on: October 31, 2012, 02:53:58 PM »
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« Reply #325 on: October 31, 2012, 02:54:21 PM »
Until the crazy comes out and you wake up one morning with your half your money gone and a picture of her with your toothbrush up her butt.

All of them have crazy in them.  It's only a matter of degree.
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« Reply #326 on: October 31, 2012, 02:56:25 PM »
All of them have crazy in them.  It's only a matter of degree.
Truer words have never been uttered.
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« Reply #327 on: October 31, 2012, 02:57:15 PM »
All of them have crazy in them.  It's only a matter of degree.

Snakes in dey hedz?
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« Reply #328 on: October 31, 2012, 03:18:05 PM »
No matter what we do, it's gonna feel like a failed marriage.

Do we go out and get a rebound ho (CBP)? Or do we look for a new mate?
You know, this is actually a very good analogy. In this metaphor, fucking = winning and Petrino = the whore.

It is a must to follow up the break up of a stable relationship with the rebound ho. You go from one good girl to the next, and you'll go insane and probably ruin the whole thing anyway by trying to stir the good girls' collards almost immediately into the relationship. Setting expectations impossibly high. No, what you need after that bitch made your life hell is a chick that looks, acts, and most importantly, fucks like a porn star. You want people to know that you are getting the satisfaction you need. You want them to be insanely jealous, even if they won't outwardly admit it. Even if they tell their wives they appreciate them for doing things "the right way", you just know they would kill to break off a piece a slut like the one you're banging. Now, this can't go on forever, mind you, but if you don't at least get it out of the way, you'll feel like you missed out on an opportunity. You certainly won't regret it. It will build you as a person, will serve as the pick-me-up you needed to pick up the pieces of your former life and move the fuck on. As soon as the slutbag does something you're not a fan of, kick her to the curb. No emotional baggage. But now you're ready and will have the patience necessary to build a relationship that might last for the long haul. But as for the here and now, you're not ready for that yet. You've just been through a lot. You need to prove, if even just to yourself, that you've still got it while you've got the chance.
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« Reply #329 on: October 31, 2012, 05:39:14 PM »
You know, this is actually a very good analogy. In this metaphor, fucking = winning and Petrino = the whore.

It is a must to follow up the break up of a stable relationship with the rebound ho. You go from one good girl to the next, and you'll go insane and probably ruin the whole thing anyway by trying to stir the good girls' collards almost immediately into the relationship. Setting expectations impossibly high. No, what you need after that bitch made your life hell is a chick that looks, acts, and most importantly, fucks like a porn star. You want people to know that you are getting the satisfaction you need. You want them to be insanely jealous, even if they won't outwardly admit it. Even if they tell their wives they appreciate them for doing things "the right way", you just know they would kill to break off a piece a slut like the one you're banging. Now, this can't go on forever, mind you, but if you don't at least get it out of the way, you'll feel like you missed out on an opportunity. You certainly won't regret it. It will build you as a person, will serve as the pick-me-up you needed to pick up the pieces of your former life and move the fuck on. As soon as the slutbag does something you're not a fan of, kick her to the curb. No emotional baggage. But now you're ready and will have the patience necessary to build a relationship that might last for the long haul. But as for the here and now, you're not ready for that yet. You've just been through a lot. You need to prove, if even just to yourself, that you've still got it while you've got the chance.

I'll put you down as a vote on the "rebound ho (CBP)" side then?
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« Reply #330 on: October 31, 2012, 07:37:40 PM »
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« Reply #331 on: October 31, 2012, 08:48:05 PM »
You know, this is actually a very good analogy. In this metaphor, fucking = winning and Petrino = the whore.

It is a must to follow up the break up of a stable relationship with the rebound ho. You go from one good girl to the next, and you'll go insane and probably ruin the whole thing anyway by trying to stir the good girls' collards almost immediately into the relationship. Setting expectations impossibly high. No, what you need after that bitch made your life hell is a chick that looks, acts, and most importantly, fucks like a porn star. You want people to know that you are getting the satisfaction you need. You want them to be insanely jealous, even if they won't outwardly admit it. Even if they tell their wives they appreciate them for doing things "the right way", you just know they would kill to break off a piece a slut like the one you're banging. Now, this can't go on forever, mind you, but if you don't at least get it out of the way, you'll feel like you missed out on an opportunity. You certainly won't regret it. It will build you as a person, will serve as the pick-me-up you needed to pick up the pieces of your former life and move the fuck on. As soon as the slutbag does something you're not a fan of, kick her to the curb. No emotional baggage. But now you're ready and will have the patience necessary to build a relationship that might last for the long haul. But as for the here and now, you're not ready for that yet. You've just been through a lot. You need to prove, if even just to yourself, that you've still got it while you've got the chance.
Coach Chizik could've been the ”rebound ho” that had a lot of snakes in the head, after the long relationship with steady-eddy Coach Tuberville.
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« Reply #332 on: October 31, 2012, 08:53:59 PM »
So was Shula Bama's ho? Or was that Mike Price? Is Les Miles LSU's ho?
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« Reply #333 on: October 31, 2012, 08:58:44 PM »
So was Shula Bama's ho? Or was that Mike Price? Is Les Miles LSU's ho?
Dubose, in this context. He won games, which made the updyke administration turn a blind eye to his hobby of secretary banging.
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« Reply #334 on: October 31, 2012, 09:11:40 PM »
So was Shula Bama's ho? Or was that Mike Price? Is Les Miles LSU's ho?
In hindsight, Alabama was lucky to get Shula, given the timing and situation.  He's not a horrible coach, and it could have been worse.
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« Reply #335 on: November 01, 2012, 04:43:55 AM »
In hindsight, Alabama was lucky to get Shula, given the timing and situation.  He's not a horrible coach, and it could have been worse.
Talk about hindsight...
Had Richrod (spread) accepted at Alabama the landscape would be very different for us all.
*Mal Moore would have been sent to pasture.
Auburn doesn't play for the MNC because Turner Gill never saw Cam Newton.
Chip Kelly "they're so fast" might be playing for his 4th MNC.
Nick Saban might be the DC for Pete Carroll in Seattle right about now.



   
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« Reply #336 on: November 01, 2012, 07:05:50 AM »
Talk about hindsight...
Had Richrod (spread) accepted at Alabama the landscape would be very different for us all.
*Mal Moore would have been sent to pasture.
Auburn doesn't play for the MNC because Turner Gill never saw Cam Newton.
Chip Kelly "they're so fast" might be playing for his 4th MNC.
Nick Saban might be the DC for Pete Carroll in Seattle right about now.
And houndstooth sombreros would be the hat of choice for tens of thousands of morons across this state.
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