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Re: Another classy showing by a horde of bammers....
« Reply #40 on: January 18, 2012, 09:54:38 AM »
It may be time to introduce that new line of tea.
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Re: Another classy showing by a horde of bammers....
« Reply #41 on: January 18, 2012, 09:56:40 AM »
It may be time to introduce that new line of tea.

This man knows.

Fuck it.  Everyone already knows that your food is garbage but damn good when you're drunk so take advantage of the free publicity.
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Re: Another classy showing by a horde of bammers....
« Reply #42 on: January 18, 2012, 11:13:52 AM »
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Re: Another classy showing by a horde of bammers....
« Reply #43 on: January 18, 2012, 11:17:26 AM »
AUAlteredEgo is what Godfather used to be.
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Re: Another classy showing by a horde of bammers....
« Reply #44 on: January 18, 2012, 12:09:51 PM »
AUAlteredEgo is what Godfather used to be.
Fuck you I don't have my tools anymore. You want me to run a board, you want me to do farks, you want me to write articles.  Some of you need to pick up the slack.

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Re: Another classy showing by a horde of bammers....
« Reply #45 on: January 18, 2012, 12:16:06 PM »
Fuck you I don't have my tools anymore. You want me to run a board, you want me to do farks, you want me to write articles.  Some of you need to pick up the slack.

Hey man, can you do me up another avatar?
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Re: Another classy showing by a horde of bammers....
« Reply #46 on: January 18, 2012, 12:16:12 PM »
Fuck you I don't have my tools anymore. You want me to run a board, you want me to do farks, you want me to write articles.  Some of you need to pick up the slack.
Put a crimpsum jacket on that guy, and you have the police sketch of the teabagger.
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Re: Another classy showing by a horde of bammers....
« Reply #47 on: January 18, 2012, 01:31:31 PM »
The mullet hoard rang in on this yesterday on WJOX.  It was the topic of conversation all day.

About half decrying the incident, but claiming the offender doesn't represent the fan base as a whole, a la Updyke, who they all secretly love. 

The rest made excuses...

"Krystal, Boubon St., late night, what would you expect?" was the primary one.

"He was drunk and passed out, what would you expect?"  Another often heard one.

One guy, a guy that actually claimed  to be the guy in the video you can hear exclaim "Oh My God!" blamed the police for not stopping it.  Said they were 15 to twenty feet away.  Um, excuse me bammer, did they SEE it?  It's not like a crowd on Bourbon street that night was going to get any attention unless a fight broke out.

Another guy called in to say the kid that took and first posted to video was a piece of shit for posting it.  WTF?  He merely documented it, and shared it, he didn't do anything.  Went so far as to find the kid's identity via info from his twitter account, and said he forwarded the info to "the university" since he was able to determine the kid had recently graduated from Updyke Academy, and still lived just blocks from the stadium.  This call left me thinking WTF?

In other words change the facts, and it's like Updyke all over again.  They could give a shit less.   
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Re: Another classy showing by a horde of bammers....
« Reply #48 on: January 18, 2012, 01:33:19 PM »
Put a crimpsum jacket on that guy, and you have the police sketch of the teabagger.
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Re: Another classy showing by a horde of bammers....
« Reply #49 on: January 18, 2012, 01:39:57 PM »


This will ever so slightly piss off the bammers around the office

Commence email train.
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Re: Another classy showing by a horde of bammers....
« Reply #51 on: January 18, 2012, 08:06:23 PM »
New Orleans police are now looking for information on Mr. Douche. 

May get himself charged with a sex crime. 

That would be some of the fucking justice I crave
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Re: Another classy showing by a horde of bammers....
« Reply #52 on: January 18, 2012, 08:09:37 PM »

You nailed it, why in the hell was his logo so fucking huge.
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Re: Another classy showing by a horde of bammers....
« Reply #53 on: January 18, 2012, 08:19:10 PM »
New Orleans police are now looking for information on Mr. Douche. 

May get himself charged with a sex crime. 

That would be some of the fucking justice I crave

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Re: Another classy showing by a horde of bammers....
« Reply #54 on: January 18, 2012, 08:30:00 PM »
New Orleans police are now looking for information on Mr. Douche. 

May get himself charged with a sex crime. 

That would be some of the fucking justice I crave

Lots of problems prosecuting it.  LSU dude can't ID the offender, so they're going to have to depend on someone from the mullet nation to turn him in, unless he's got somebody that recognizes him that will "do the right thing".   How many stand up guys do you think teabaggin' mullet  associates with?  They need the victim to come forward, and are going to have to have someone testify" "Yeah I recognize skippy from the top of his head."  Or, I heard a caller say his girlfriend abandoned him there just before the incident, she'd make a good witness.

Good things...it happened in corndog country.  if they can find the offender, I think they get a conviction of some sort. He'll have to spend time and money on a lawyer, bail, and travel.  The public scrutiny alone will ruin the idiot, at least short term, well, at least among decent people.   If he's got any kind of half decent job, he'll lose it.
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Re: Another classy showing by a horde of bammers....
« Reply #55 on: January 19, 2012, 11:52:08 AM »
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Re: Another classy showing by a horde of bammers....
« Reply #56 on: January 19, 2012, 12:01:35 PM »
Ruh Roh...

http://deadspin.com/5877429/

Holy shit. Those Hibbetts are right in my area. I believe there are 2-3 Hibbetts in Columbus. Looks like he might have gotten canned for the video.
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Re: Another classy showing by a horde of bammers....
« Reply #57 on: January 19, 2012, 12:18:12 PM »
Ruh Roh Raggy.

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Someone is Fuuuuu-u-u-u-ucked.  You know, it's sad though.  You go to Alabama and get an upper tier position in retail at one of the finer sporting goods outlets (In Malls everywhere) and just throw is all away. 
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Re: Another classy showing by a horde of bammers....
« Reply #58 on: January 19, 2012, 12:21:47 PM »
At a minimum, he will be a registered sex offender for the rest of his life.  I could live with that as his punishment.  He can't live within 1000 feet of a school, daycare or church or public park.  He can't coach a kids sports team or be a boy scout leader.  He has to notify the cops every single time he changes residences.  Even if he managed to get to the background check stage of a job interview, can you imagine telling a prospective employer that the only reason you are registered is that you tea bagged a passed out LSU fan after the BCS game?  Right.
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Re: Another classy showing by a horde of bammers....
« Reply #59 on: January 19, 2012, 12:45:07 PM »
How does a Bammerneck who works at Hibbett (with shitty benefits and pay) and has a new baby afford a ticket and trip to the MNC game?
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