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Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team

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Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
« Reply #40 on: December 13, 2011, 03:23:44 PM »
The problem wasn't intent, but execution.  It was just a shitty joke.  All jokes rely upon an exaggeration of some sort to get the lulz.  Your thread title lacked any hyperbole and, therefore, failed as a joke.

For example, rape is funny.

Imagine Elmer Fudd raping Porky Pig.

+2 George Carlin
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Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
« Reply #41 on: December 13, 2011, 03:37:56 PM »
The problem wasn't intent, but execution.  It was just a shitty joke.  All jokes rely upon an exaggeration of some sort to get the lulz.  Your thread title lacked any hyperbole and, therefore, failed as a joke.

I'm just glad someone else in this thread was able to say in better words what I was thinking on Page 1.
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Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
« Reply #42 on: December 13, 2011, 03:38:58 PM »
For example, rape is funny.

Imagine Elmer Fudd raping Porky Pig.

+2 George Carlin

Exactly the man and the bit that I had in mind.  You complete me.
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« Reply #43 on: December 13, 2011, 03:43:18 PM »
The problem wasn't intent, but execution.  It was just a shitty joke.  All jokes rely upon an exaggeration of some sort to get the lulz.  Your thread title lacked any hyperbole and, therefore, failed as a joke.

Yup, gots to get sum a dem hyper boles!  Aint near funny wit out dem.  Dem little fuckers just go and go, they're so hyper. 
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Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
« Reply #44 on: December 13, 2011, 03:45:32 PM »
Well, in is defense, Dyer has been dismissed from the team.................















Unless he hasn't.
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Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
« Reply #45 on: December 13, 2011, 03:46:03 PM »
Yup, gots to get sum a dem hyper boles!  Aint near funny wit out dem. 

That was basically the word I was looking for earlier. There was no hyperbole or precedent for that joke to be considered facetious by anyone but the author.

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« Reply #46 on: December 13, 2011, 04:01:40 PM »
I just hope THS has learned a valuable lesson with this whole fiasco.
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Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
« Reply #47 on: December 13, 2011, 04:06:55 PM »
I just hope THS has learned a valuable lesson with this whole fiasco.

Yeah, the Internet is serious bidness.
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Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
« Reply #48 on: December 13, 2011, 04:15:24 PM »
Yeah, the Internet is serious bidness.

Oh I know you ain't trying to talk shit. My e-penis is fully erect at this moment. Warn meters will be incremented at rapid rates. Just don't say you weren't warned.


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I just hope THS has learned a valuable lesson with this whole fiasco.

You're just being facetious there aren't you?
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« Reply #49 on: December 13, 2011, 04:15:44 PM »
The problem wasn't intent, but execution.  It was just a shitty joke.  All jokes rely upon an exaggeration of some sort to get the lulz.  Your thread title lacked any hyperbole and, therefore, failed as a joke.

Wrong.

I'll admit it's a shitty joke because it had to be explained to the obtuse audience.  Fail on my part.

But the hyperbole is present. 
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Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
« Reply #50 on: December 13, 2011, 04:17:15 PM »
I think Wes had a smaller audience and different intent in mind.
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« Reply #51 on: December 13, 2011, 04:19:06 PM »
Wrong.

I'll admit it's a shitty joke because it had to be explained to the obtuse audience.  Fail on my part.

But the hyperbole is present.

More times than not, shitty jokes have to be explained because they were....shitty jokes.
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Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
« Reply #52 on: December 13, 2011, 04:27:57 PM »
I think Wes had a smaller audience and different intent in mind.

Why is it always about height with you?
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Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
« Reply #53 on: December 13, 2011, 04:33:42 PM »
Why is it always about height with you?
How do you measure yourself with the other golfers?
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Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
« Reply #54 on: December 13, 2011, 04:37:05 PM »
How do you measure yourself with the other golfers?

By their stroke.
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Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
« Reply #55 on: December 13, 2011, 04:37:40 PM »


You're just being facetious there aren't you?

Hyperbole.
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« Reply #56 on: December 13, 2011, 04:38:39 PM »
How do you measure yourself with the other golfers?
I bet you've got a lot of ties, Ty.
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Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
« Reply #57 on: December 13, 2011, 04:51:02 PM »
Wrong.

I'll admit it's a shitakety joke because it had to be explained to the obtuse audience.  Fail on my part.

But the hyperbole is present.

I got the joke.  I got it so well that I pooed a little and then called up Auburn and tried to get my donation back since I wouldn't be buying tickets next year before I noticed that he might be let back on the team.

Good times, man.  Thanks for the laughs.
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Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
« Reply #58 on: December 13, 2011, 05:30:17 PM »
More times than not, shitty jokes have to be explained because they were....shitty jokes.

Gets it.
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Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
« Reply #59 on: December 13, 2011, 05:58:34 PM »
For example, rape is funny.

Imagine Elmer Fudd raping Porky Pig.

+2 George Carlin

Fuck that rape isn't funny....






...unless it's with a clown.
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