Tater Tot has a Warrant out for his arrest...

[JR4AU]

The life of a traffic cop has to suck big black dicks.  If I were a Trooper, I'd kill myself.  Seriously.

 Yeah but they sure do you think they're God's get the police work .

[AWK]

The life of a traffic cop has to suck big black dicks.  If I were a Trooper, I'd kill myself.  Seriously.

You've never given someone a ticket?  Or sucked a big black dick?

[Token]

You've never given someone a ticket?  Or sucked a big black dick?

1. Speeding ticket? No.  4 hours in traffic court might be worse than being trapped in a car fire.   Suspended/revoked?  Different story. 

2. Big black dicks? Also no.  Small white lawyer penises are much easier to manage.  Plus, you don't have to worry about he balls being in the way.

[Token]

Yeah but they sure do you think they're God's get the police work .

I think I agree with this.

[AWK]

1. Speeding ticket? No.  4 hours in traffic court might be worse than being trapped in a car fire.   Suspended/revoked?  Different story. 

2. Big black dicks? Also no.  Small white lawyer penises are much easier to manage.  Plus, you don't have to worry about he balls being in the way.

Who are you to look down upon me for making some money under the interstate?

[JR4AU]

1. Speeding ticket? No.  4 hours in traffic court might be worse than being trapped in a car fire.   Suspended/revoked?  Different story. 

We had a quota, so I had to write them.  I had a standing order with my prosecutor: "Don't fucking call me to testify, I don't give a shit what you do with it."  And that was actually ok with the brass, because most people just pay them, and they didn't want to give me the comp time.

2. Big black dicks? Also no.  Small white lawyer penises are much easier to manage.  Plus, you don't have to worry about he balls being in the way.

We don't all have wives that keep our nuts in their purse.  I was awarded mine back in the divorce.  Actually, come to think of it, I'm divorced because I never gave them up.