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Title: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 08:29:55 PM
If you're interested...

So far,

Cam to the Panthers.
Von Miller to the Broncos.
Dareus to the Bills.
Green to the Bengals.

I hate the Bengals pick.  Green is going to be great, but they had TO and Chad Ochoidiot and sucked.  Getting a good receiver to replace a good receiver doesn't help your team.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: AWK on April 28, 2011, 08:31:10 PM
Patrick Peterson to the Arizona Cardinals.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 08:31:32 PM
Patrick Peterson to the Arizona Cardinals.

I like it.

He and Cromartie are going to make some noise in the West. 
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 08:32:37 PM
Four of the first five from the SEC. 

Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: djsimp on April 28, 2011, 08:34:39 PM
I like it.

He and Cromartie are going to make some noise in the West.

That was a good pick.

I also like Cam to the Panthers.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 08:35:15 PM
Hahahah the Falcons suck. 

But 5 of the first 6 from the SEC.   #winning
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 08:36:22 PM
That was a good pick.

I also like Cam to the Panthers.

Me too.   

Julio to the Falcons?  Huge risk.  Especially to trade that much.  But with Matt Ryan there, I guess they want to ensure his success. 
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 08:43:07 PM
Aldon Smith to the 49ers. 

Harbough's holding out for Andrew Luck next year. 
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: djsimp on April 28, 2011, 08:45:26 PM
Julio to the Falcons?  Huge risk.  Especially to trade that much.

HUGE trade up. Julio best play out like they are banking on because they gave up a lot of high round picks.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: RWS on April 28, 2011, 08:45:29 PM
Me too.   

Julio to the Falcons?  Huge risk.  Especially to trade that much.  But with Matt Ryan there, I guess they want to ensure his success.
Apparently, the people that matter have alot of faith in him. FWIW, I think he has a better chance of success with ATL than with the Bengals. No excuses for failure now.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 08:46:27 PM
Jake Locker!  Damn! 

I like the guy and all...but shit.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: djsimp on April 28, 2011, 08:46:58 PM
Apparently, the people that matter have alot of faith in him. FWIW, I think he has a better chance of success with ATL than with the Bengals. No excuses for failure now.

I totally agree with that. Like THS said, with Ryan at Falcons the potential is there.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: djsimp on April 28, 2011, 08:47:32 PM
Damn, I thought Fairley was going to the Titans.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 08:48:07 PM
Looks like Fairley might drop big time...someone may pick him up based on talent and potential.  But I'm not sure who in the top ten needs a DT.  I'll most likely be proven wrong here in a minute.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Vandy Vol on April 28, 2011, 08:51:31 PM
Jake Locker!  Damn! 

I like the guy and all...but shit.

Looks like this is going to be another drinking year for this Titans fan...fucking Jake Locker...
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 08:53:23 PM
Looks like this is going to be another drinking year for this Titans fan...fucking Jake Locker...

Yeah...that's a huge risk.  And not only that, they probably could have traded their 1st round pick and picked him up 2nd round or late 1st round.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: JR4AU on April 28, 2011, 08:55:19 PM
Bills are a 3-4 team, Fairley wouldn't fit there.  They made the right pick.

Also, in case you' haven't noticed, other than the SEC picks in the top ten...they all also have NC rings.  Players win football games.   You can talk scheme, playcalling etc...and that does factor in, but players win football games. 
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 08:56:09 PM
Tyron Smith to the Cowboys. 

Exxxxxcccciiiitttttiiiinnnnggggg. 
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: JR4AU on April 28, 2011, 08:57:00 PM
Yeah...that's a huge risk.  And not only that, they probably could have traded their 1st round pick and picked him up 2nd round or late 1st round.

The labor situation means they can't trade players now, or sign free agents.  That pick was probably dictated by need now, and the surrounding circumstances.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 09:03:07 PM
Gabbert to the Jaguars.  Derp dee durp.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 09:09:26 PM
JJ Watt to the Texans. 

Big pick for the Texans.  Mario just got a new best friend.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: djsimp on April 28, 2011, 09:10:32 PM
There goes the second team I though Fairley would go to.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 09:12:55 PM
There goes the second team I though Fairley would go to.

I know it sucks for the guy, but this will probably be good for him in the long run.

If he is a question mark in terms of work ethic, giving him a load of money would be the worst thing for his future. 
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: AUsweetheart on April 28, 2011, 09:16:14 PM
Nick is STILL on the fucking board?!!

Ugh. I need y'all to keep me updated with a quickness....at a freaking dinner.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 09:17:40 PM
Christian Ponder to the Vikings.

This draft is full of dumb.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: CCTAU on April 28, 2011, 09:18:01 PM
Ponder to MN?
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 09:18:56 PM
Ponder to MN?

In other news, Mallett sucks.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: CCTAU on April 28, 2011, 09:22:12 PM
Wow. Football purgatory. Fairly now a resident.
Detroit…Rock City
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 09:22:24 PM
The Detroit Lions's defensive line just got fucking nasty.

Suh.  Fairley.  STUFFED. 
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: JR4AU on April 28, 2011, 09:23:55 PM
Christian Ponder to the Vikings.

This draft is full of dumb.

Fairley to the Lions!  Wow!

Oh, and Mallet fucking sucks.  Christian Ponder?  LOL
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: AUChizad on April 28, 2011, 09:24:18 PM
The Detroit Lions's defensive line just got fucking nasty.

Suh.  Fairley.  STUFFED.
That's not even fair. Holy shit.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Vandy Vol on April 28, 2011, 09:25:01 PM
Yeah...that's a huge risk.  And not only that, they probably could have traded their 1st round pick and picked him up 2nd round or late 1st round.

To be honest, all of the remaining quarterbacks that were left for Tennessee's first pick would be risky, but I just dislike Jake Locker.  Maybe it's because he is a Pac-10 player.  Maybe it's because between flashes of brilliance, he displays long streaks of inconsistency.  Maybe it's because his style of play makes him more prone to injury.

Again, none of the other remaining quarterbacks were particularly more impressive than the others, but I would have personally liked Ponder or Gabbert.  Gabbert's overrated, but has potential...I guess.  Ponder had an excellent showing at the combine and at the senior bowl.  Just...any fucking body aside from Locker.

Fuck.

Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: JR4AU on April 28, 2011, 09:25:47 PM
The Detroit Lions's defensive line just got fucking nasty.

Suh.  Fairley.  STUFFED.

And, probably great for Fairley...he won't arrive as "the guy".  He'll have to work at it.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 09:27:14 PM
That's not even fair. Holy shit.

I mean, what the hell was going on in that war room?

"Well, we could fill some needs at corner, QB, or safety." 
"Or we could draft Fairley and just fuck people up all year."
"Brilliant!"
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: RWS on April 28, 2011, 09:27:29 PM
Who the fuck is Christian Ponder?
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 09:28:32 PM
Who the fuck is Christian Ponder?

He won American Idol a few years ago. 
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 09:29:34 PM
Robert Quinn to the Rams. 

Good pick if he lives up to the hype.  The Rams are going to be a good football team pretty soon.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: ssgaufan on April 28, 2011, 09:30:09 PM
Who the fuck is Christian Ponder?

Duh, he's been the QB at FSU for the last ten years or so.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: CCTAU on April 28, 2011, 09:31:06 PM
Robert Quinn sat out last season and STL still picked him in the first round. That may be why they SUCK every year.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: RWS on April 28, 2011, 09:31:53 PM
Duh, he's been the QB at FSU for the last ten years or so.
...and probably a pretty good sign that teams are scared of Mallet.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: CCTAU on April 28, 2011, 09:32:21 PM
Ingram to Miami? Hmmm.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: JR4AU on April 28, 2011, 09:33:23 PM
Suzy Kolber better get a body guard after that little bit she just did about Ingrams daddy.  The Bammers will be looking for her.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 09:34:30 PM
Suzy Kolber better get a body guard after that little bit she just did about Ingrams daddy.  The Bammers will be looking for her.

What'd she say?  I'm on NFL Network Live Online.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: djsimp on April 28, 2011, 09:35:05 PM
...and probably a pretty good sign that teams are scared of Mallet.

Thats what it looks like.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 09:35:45 PM
Pouncey to the Dolphins. 
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: djsimp on April 28, 2011, 09:36:06 PM
Duh, he's been the QB at FSU for the last ten years or so.

Your avatar is hawt.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: JR4AU on April 28, 2011, 09:40:53 PM
What'd she say?  I'm on NFL Network Live Online.

Talked about him being in prison for money laundering. 
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Vandy Vol on April 28, 2011, 09:41:54 PM
Pouncey to the Dolphins.

I hope that Henne/Pennington/Thigpen/whoever decides not to be injured in 2011 has the ability to catch some wild ass snaps.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 09:43:58 PM
Ryan Nancy Kerrigan to the Redskins. 

Mallett still slow at everything he does including getting drafted.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: djsimp on April 28, 2011, 09:45:45 PM
Ryan Nancy Kerrigan to the Redskins. 

Mallett still slow at everything he does including getting drafted.

Snoop better make some calls.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 09:49:48 PM
Nate Solder to the Patriots. 
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: CCTAU on April 28, 2011, 09:51:21 PM
Nate Solder to the Patriots.

6' 8" 319. They are trying to keep pretty boy upright.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: CCTAU on April 28, 2011, 09:53:18 PM
I guess the Falcons will pick about midnight?
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 09:55:07 PM
I guess the Falcons will pick about midnight?

Dude....
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 09:56:36 PM
Corey Liuget (Illinois DE) to the Chargers. 
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: CCTAU on April 28, 2011, 09:58:48 PM
Dude....

I live in Atlanta. I gotta keep up! A group of friends have pool on who they will pick. I couldn't guess that good.

Oh he'll. I started watching late. Did I just see that they moved up and took Julio?
I gotta quit drinking!
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: AWK on April 28, 2011, 10:01:17 PM
I live in Atlanta. I gotta keep up! A group of friends have pool on who they will pick. I couldn't guess that good.
The reason he said "dude...", is because the Falcons already picked Julio Jones.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 10:01:52 PM
I live in Atlanta. I gotta keep up! A group of friends have pool on who they will pick. I couldn't guess that good.

Who in your friends group put money on the Falcons trading their draft (and the good picks from next year - 1st and 4th round) to trade up to the 6th pick to grab Julio Jones? 

Cause I want that guy to pick my next lottery numbers.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: AWK on April 28, 2011, 10:03:49 PM
Who in your friends group put money on the Falcons trading their draft (and the good picks from next year - 1st and 4th round) to trade up to the 6th pick to grab Julio Jones? 

Cause I want that guy to pick my next lottery numbers.
Roflcopters.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: CCTAU on April 28, 2011, 10:04:50 PM
Who in your friends group put money on the Falcons trading their draft (and the good picks from next year - 1st and 4th round) to trade up to the 6th pick to grab Julio Jones? 

Cause I want that guy to pick my next lottery numbers.

Hear! Hear! I don't think anyone saw that coming. Wow. I'm not sure how I feel about that one.

Dammit! Now I gotta see the black Wendy on TV here every Sunday!
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 10:05:17 PM
Prince Amakurandamakongugakong (CB from Nebraska) to the Giants.

Big pick for the Giants. 
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: CCTAU on April 28, 2011, 10:06:14 PM
Giants took a prince.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 28, 2011, 10:09:33 PM
Oh sir, the Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big "H". It was a most ripping victory.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Godfather on April 28, 2011, 10:10:11 PM
Giants took a prince.

(http://www.thespop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/akeem.jpg)
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: CCTAU on April 28, 2011, 10:10:36 PM
Oh sir, the Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big "H". It was a most ripping victory.



Eff you! Eff you! Eff you! Who next?
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Godfather on April 28, 2011, 10:11:05 PM
Ingram where you at boy?
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 10:12:10 PM
Adrian Clayborn to Tampa Bay. 

Not bad.  Big dude.  Doesn't scare me as a Saints fan.  He won't get to Brees fast enough.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: AWK on April 28, 2011, 10:13:30 PM
Over/Under on Ingram leaving the green room complaining about a cramp/hip injury?
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Vandy Vol on April 28, 2011, 10:14:01 PM
Ingram where you at boy?

On Endor, with all of the other Ewoks.  The only thing slower than Mallett is the time it takes Ingram to complete interplanetary travel, which is a negative for many NFL teams who expect him to show up to practice on time.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 10:15:15 PM
Over/Under on Ingram leaving the green room complaining about a cramp/hip injury?

I wonder how many times Saban has cussed him for taking so long to get drafted. 

You think Dareus, Jones, Ingram, and Saban are all headed out for an evening of jazz and martinis after the draft? 
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Godfather on April 28, 2011, 10:21:46 PM
I wonder how many times Saban has cussed him for taking so long to get drafted. 

You think Dareus, Jones, Ingram, and Saban are all headed out for an evening of jazz and martinis after the draft?
I heard they were headed back to t-Town to make sure the area around his statue was free of debris.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 10:22:33 PM
Phil Taylor to the Browns. 
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 10:25:29 PM
Anthony Costanzo to the Colts. 

I hope he's good.  He's protecting a valuable product. 
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: CCTAU on April 28, 2011, 10:30:02 PM
Looks like we are getting down to the meat of the draft!
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 28, 2011, 10:31:03 PM
Looks like this is going to be another drinking year for this Titans fan...fucking Jake Locker...

tee hee hee

Signed,

Texans
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 10:34:22 PM
I appreciate the armed forces. 

But uhhh...Proud to Be an American during the draft?  Especially when the NFL is pushing hard to break into the international scene?  And also when the NFL is the epitome of greed which seems to be the #1 problem plaguing our country right now? 

I digress....
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: CCTAU on April 28, 2011, 10:34:35 PM
Lee Greenwood lives!
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 10:34:55 PM
Danny Watkins to the Eagles.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 10:42:14 PM
Cameron Jordan to the Saints! 

Thank God Ingram didn't go to the Saints.  I felt like I had inside information since Ingram had 70 yards total against Auburn.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 28, 2011, 10:42:55 PM
Cameron Jordan to the Saints! 

Thank God Ingram didn't go to the Saints.  I felt like I had inside information since Ingram had 70 yards total against Auburn.

Carl said same thing!!  WHEW!!
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: AWK on April 28, 2011, 10:44:09 PM
Can Ingram trade his Heisman for a first round pick?
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Vandy Vol on April 28, 2011, 10:46:42 PM
Can Ingram trade his Heisman for a first round pick?

Or use his father's laundered money to buy a first round pick?
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: AWK on April 28, 2011, 10:48:13 PM
Or use his father's laundered money to buy a first round pick?
He looks so sad... Like, when the Storm Troopers shot his friends during Return of the Jedi.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 10:52:14 PM
I'll let Nick Saban's quote do the announcment:

"James Carpenter?" says Saban while shaking his head with an incredulous smile. 
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: AWK on April 28, 2011, 10:53:54 PM
I'll let Nick Saban's quote do the announcment:

"James Carpenter?" says Saban while shaking his head with an incredulous smile.
Hahahahahaha, Justice served.  Ingram's OLineman gets picked before him.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 10:55:23 PM
Hahahahahaha, Justice served.  Ingram's OLineman gets picked before him.

Hilarious. 

Saban's going to have to explain that face.  It definitely did not look like a "pleasantly surprised" expression.  It looked more like, "What the fuck?"
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 11:01:56 PM
Chaos at the draft...they missed Baltimore.  Chiefs made a pick.  Baltimore's coming back in.  Craziness.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 11:04:27 PM
Some important dude really pissed off right now.  Banging his fists on the table.  Screaming into the phone.  Keeps picking up different phones. 

The NFL Network guys are having fun with it though.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 11:05:05 PM
Jonathan Baldwin (Pitt WR) to Kansas City. 

Lots of dudes pissed off at the draft.  I think someone fucked up.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: CCTAU on April 28, 2011, 11:06:47 PM
Now KC picks Jonathan Baldwin at 26. 26 was supposed to be Baltimore?
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 11:08:41 PM
Ravens get Jimmy Smith (DB from Colorado). 

Ravens passed their pick?  But still got to pick? 

Strange events here at Radio City.

And supposedly the Saints traded with the Patriots.  Probably for Ingram.  Shit.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: CCTAU on April 28, 2011, 11:09:04 PM
Jimmy Smith. Ravens at 27.

Saints and Ne trade. Saints take Ingram.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 11:09:34 PM
FUCK.

Saints trade a 1st round pick next year and take Ingram.  I let my team down.  I could have warned them....
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 28, 2011, 11:09:59 PM
FUCK.  Ingram to Saints SUCKS
 Do NOT want another pussy on that team.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 28, 2011, 11:11:14 PM
The pink is HIDEOUS.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Vandy Vol on April 28, 2011, 11:11:23 PM
FUCK.  Ingram to Saints SUCKS
 Do NOT want another pussy on that team.

At least Jake Locker is not Mark Ingram.

Signed,

Titans
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 11:12:24 PM
"Still think that 2004 team could compete with the 2009 Tide?" 

A text I just received...

AND I HAVE TO ROOT FOR THE MOTHERFUCKER! 

Damn Ewok.  Shit I can't say that anymore?  I mean, "Run Ingram Run!" just doesn't feel right. 
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 28, 2011, 11:13:48 PM
At least Jake Locker is not Mark Ingram.

Signed,

Titans

Yeah, well at least I fake injuries to explain a shitty performance. 

Signed,

Mark Ingram
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Vandy Vol on April 28, 2011, 11:16:02 PM
Yeah, well at least I fake injuries to explain a shitty performance. 

Signed,

Mark Ingram

Fake.  Ewoks don't speak English.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 11:16:26 PM
Yeah, well at least I fake injuries to explain a shitty performance. 

Signed,

Mark Ingram

It wasn't fake.  He was actually injured and would have run 200+ yards against Auburn if he hadn't taken that dirty hit. 

Wait what?
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: CCTAU on April 28, 2011, 11:19:07 PM
Damn. Ewok in NO. Black Wendy in ATL.

Can't Escape these guys!
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 11:21:15 PM
Carimi to the Bears.  Big pick for Chicago.  Too bad Cutler is a sissy.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Kaos on April 28, 2011, 11:24:35 PM
PERFECT!

I fucking loathe the Saints.  Archie Manning can suck my entire testicle sack.   Reggie Bush can blow a sherpa. 

I liked them for one season when they had Swilling and some other guys and were good on defense. 

The rest of the time?  Fuck the Saints. 

I was probably the only person in the world hoping like hell those fucks didn't win the Super Bowl. 

Hate the Saints. 

Now I've just got one more good reason to loathe the fuckers.  Hope they lose every game. 

Amen.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 11:25:48 PM
Muhammed Wilkerson to the Jets. 
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 28, 2011, 11:27:14 PM
Fake.  Ewoks don't speak English.

C3PO was interpreting.  He is fluent in over 6 million forms of communication.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 11:28:12 PM
Cameron Hayward to the Steelers.  DE from Ohio State.

I guess he'll be the next big name in the NFL.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: CCTAU on April 28, 2011, 11:29:27 PM
Cameron Hayward to the Steelers.  DE from Ohio State.

I guess he'll be the next big name in the NFL.

Ironhead JR.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Vandy Vol on April 28, 2011, 11:30:04 PM
C3PO was interpreting.  He is fluent in over 6 million forms of communication.

So you're saying that there's six million ways to say, "Coach, I think I injured my furry Ewok mangina"?
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 28, 2011, 11:30:27 PM
Two Cams in the first round.  Gotta be another kind of record.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 11:30:52 PM
Two Cams in the first round.  Gotta be another kind of record.

Three. 

Cameron Jordan.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Vandy Vol on April 28, 2011, 11:31:37 PM
Two Cams in the first round.  Gotta be another kind of record.

Three...Cameron Jordan was the 24th pick to the Saints.  You know, the team with the menstruating Ewok.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 28, 2011, 11:32:31 PM
So you're saying that there's six million ways to say, "Coach, I think I injured my furry Ewok mangina"?

Again, I am NOT happy about it.  But the general concensus I am reading is

JAKE LOCKER??  WTF??  They wasted a first round pick on a guy they could have picked up for second/third round money?  Shitty management.

At least Ingram is going to a winning team.  Fuck the Titans.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 28, 2011, 11:34:58 PM
Three...Cameron Jordan was the 24th pick to the Saints.  You know, the team with the menstruating Ewok.

I got Jordan = I forgot Heyward.  Watching on DVR.

So still - some kind of record. 

Better a menstruating Ewok than a fucking head case waste of QB.  Again, fuck the Titans.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 28, 2011, 11:38:02 PM
Another SEC boy makes the first round.

Sherrod to GB
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Vandy Vol on April 28, 2011, 11:38:30 PM
Again, I am NOT happy about it.  But the general concensus I am reading is

JAKE LOCKER??  WTF??  They wasted a first round pick on a guy they could have picked up for second/third round money?  Shitty management.

At least Ingram is going to a winning team.  Fuck the Titans.

Yeah, it was a shitty choice.  Whether or not they could pick him up later doesn't matter to me; I just wish they didn't pick him at all.

Given the recent progression of events, they needed to pick a quarterback.  Waiting until a later round to see if Locker or anyone else was around would, in my opinion, be a bad decision.  They knew they needed a QB, they knew they were going to draft one, so...why not do it in the first round?  Even Ponder and Gabbert went pretty quickly afterwards, and neither of them were expected to go before Locker.  So I don't think waiting until later would have been the right solution.  Unless, of course, they wanted Mongoloid Mallett, but it's still a toss-up in my mind as to whether that would have been worse than Locker.

My gripe is just that it's Jake Fucking Locker.   :facepalm:

Yes, Jake Locker's a bad choice in general...but at least we don't have to clean up fur and menses in the locker room.   :poke:
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 11:38:49 PM
Derek Sherrod (OT from Miss State) to Green Bay to end the first round.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 28, 2011, 11:40:59 PM
Yes, Jake Locker's a bad choice in general...but at least we don't have to clean up fur and menses in the locker room.   :poke:
The Saints plan to sell the bloody hair to the voodoo shops on Rampart for use in their dark arts.  Win win for everyone.

Jack Fucking Locker...

                                       :haha:

Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 11:42:16 PM
SEC so far:

5 of the first 6.
10 of the first 32.

Alabama had 4 picks in the first round.
Auburn had 2.
LSU had 1.
Miss State had 1.
Florida had 1.
Georgia had 1. 
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 28, 2011, 11:44:20 PM
Surprised Da'Quan did not go first round.  Knee must really be bad.

Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 28, 2011, 11:45:06 PM
Gruden is in desperate need of a hair intervention.  Holy shit, Chuckie...
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Vandy Vol on April 28, 2011, 11:47:36 PM
The Saints plan to sell the bloody hair to the voodoo shops on Rampart for use in their dark arts.  Win win for everyone.

Maybe they can earn enough money to buy Ingram a set of balls.

P.S. - I <3 you!  Don't kill me...or Jake Locker.  We need him to back up Kerry's geriatric ass.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 29, 2011, 12:15:40 AM
Maybe they can earn enough money to buy Ingram a set of balls.

P.S. - I <3 you!  Don't kill me...or Jake Locker.  We need him to back up Kerry's geriatric ass.

Ingram?  Did you see what Reggie Bush just tweeted?

"It's been fun New Orleans."

Talk about your giant vaginas.  Ingram just became the Man.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Vandy Vol on April 29, 2011, 12:21:38 AM
Ingram?  Did you see what Reggie Bush just tweeted?

"It's been fun New Orleans."

Talk about your giant vaginas.  Ingram just became the Man.

I've never had much respect for Reggie, but...wow.  I guess Ingram would just be a sore reminder for Reggie about that Heisman he lost.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: The Prowler on April 29, 2011, 12:37:42 AM
Quote
Even Ponder and Gabbert went pretty quickly afterwards, and neither of them were expected to go before Locker.
Blaine Gabbert was expected to go high, higher than Locker.  Mike Mayock had Gabbert as the best QB in the history of the NFL Draft, in the History of the NFL period.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: AUsweetheart on April 29, 2011, 01:07:58 AM
Blaine Gabbert was expected to go high, higher than Locker.  Mike Mayock had Gabbert as the best QB in the history of the NFL Draft, in the History of the NFL period.
this blew my mind to be honest. I think Jake is going to be better than Blaine. Blaine is shit, IMHO.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Vandy Vol on April 29, 2011, 03:39:14 AM
Blaine Gabbert was expected to go high, higher than Locker.  Mike Mayock had Gabbert as the best QB in the history of the NFL Draft, in the History of the NFL period.

Ideally?  Yes.  Realistically?  No.  Because of the order of the draft, a few teams who needed a QB and who were seriously looking at Locker over Gabbert had higher picks than those teams that were more serious about Gabbert.  It was pretty much widely reported that Tennessee was either going to go with Fairley or Locker.

Jacksonville scheduled a pre-draft visit with Locker, but not Gabbert, and thus there didn't really appear to be any interest in Gabbert from the Jags.  It makes sense, considering that Jacksonville's offense has centered around Garrard, a rushing QB, and Gabbert just can't run; Locker can.

Similarly, Minnesota brought Locker in for a workout after seeing him at pro day, but didn't do the same with Gabbert (or at least I don't recall them doing so).  I'm not sure why, although I do know that various NFL coaches and personnel have stated that Locker's attitude and leadership personality were causing them to reconsider moving him up on their QB list (his "intangibles," as they called it), so maybe this is what Minnesota saw.

So yes, Gabbert was, in theory, poised to be the most "talented" QB, and thus would theoretically go higher in the draft, but in reality, the teams that needed QBs and picked early just weren't as interested in him, so no one (at least not me) realistically expected Gabbert to go higher than Locker.  This is especially the case given that Tennessee showed an extraordinary amount of interest in him, and Tennessee was the team with the earliest draft pick who desperately needed a QB (after Carolina, obviously).
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: The Prowler on April 29, 2011, 03:50:44 AM
this blew my mind to be honest. I think Jake is going to be better than Blaine. Blaine is shit, IMHO.
Jumbo and I were talking about how Blaine seems to be somewhat similar to Ryan Leaf.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: The Prowler on April 29, 2011, 03:55:53 AM
Ideally?  Yes.  Realistically?  No.  Because of the order of the draft, a few teams who needed a QB and who were seriously looking at Locker over Gabbert had higher picks than those teams that were more serious about Gabbert.  It was pretty much widely reported that Tennessee was either going to go with Fairley or Locker.

Jacksonville scheduled a pre-draft visit with Locker, but not Gabbert, and thus there didn't really appear to be any interest in Gabbert from the Jags.  It makes sense, considering that Jacksonville's offense has centered around Garrard, a rushing QB, and Gabbert just can't run; Locker can.

Similarly, Minnesota brought Locker in for a workout after seeing him at pro day, but didn't do the same with Gabbert (or at least I don't recall them doing so).  I'm not sure why, although I do know that various NFL coaches and personnel have stated that Locker's attitude and leadership personality were causing them to reconsider moving him up on their QB list (his "intangibles," as they called it), so maybe this is what Minnesota saw.

So yes, Gabbert was, in theory, poised to be the most "talented" QB, and thus would theoretically go higher in the draft, but in reality, the teams that needed QBs and picked early just weren't as interested in him, so no one (at least not me) realistically expected Gabbert to go higher than Locker.  This is especially the case given that Tennessee showed an extraordinary amount of interest in him, and Tennessee was the team with the earliest draft pick who desperately needed a QB (after Carolina, obviously).
I agree, Locker is shitty but not as shitty as Blaine.

'cause if you ain't number 1, you're number 2...ain't nothin shittier than takin' a number 2.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: jmar on April 29, 2011, 05:33:44 AM
Fairley is great pick by Lions. They just became "Fearsome."

Minnesota fucked up. They might as well of taken the baseball playing QB from Clemson not named Ponder or even the kid from Nevada that could play WR.

I like the Wholeo choice as a short to intermediate, crossing option for Ryan. That helps!

Titans have been falling faster than all others. I like the Locker choice though it is a strange one. I'm not a Gabbert fan. Mayock made him out to be better than Matthew Stafford and I don't see it.

Ingram will learn to drop that desperation screen from Brees. Bush certainly did.       


Greg McElroy is beside himself.
I hope he takes an AD position at "the university" so I don't have to listen to him on JOX.
There's a ball boy position open in Carolina if he wants to earn his spurs in the big leagues. 
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Saniflush on April 29, 2011, 07:05:15 AM
Fairley to the Lions is a phenomenal pick up for them.  I know it's hard to imagine but the Lions are threatening to climb out of the cellar.   
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: djsimp on April 29, 2011, 08:52:42 AM
Cameron Hayward to the Steelers.  DE from Ohio State.

I guess he'll be the next big name in the NFL.

I love this pick for the Steelers.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: djsimp on April 29, 2011, 08:53:58 AM
Fairley to the Lions is a phenomenal pick up for them.  I know it's hard to imagine but the Lions are threatening to climb out of the cellar.

Especially with that D.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: GH2001 on April 29, 2011, 08:58:11 AM
Cowboys fucked up picking up a OL with the #9 pick. They have the 6th rated offense in the NFL (most of the season without their starting QB), but are 26th on D against the pass. Yeah, lets pick up a 20 yr old OL from USC instead of a badass fucking CB, Prince Amakakryayallkdjiuiudiiioorrru from Nebraska. Makes a lot of sense Jerry.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: AUChizad on April 29, 2011, 09:07:58 AM
Hilarious. 

Saban's going to have to explain that face.  It definitely did not look like a "pleasantly surprised" expression.  It looked more like, "What the fuck?"
http://www.twitvid.com/QWMVM
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: RWS on April 29, 2011, 09:59:41 AM
I'll let Nick Saban's quote do the announcment:

"James Carpenter?" says Saban while shaking his head with an incredulous smile.
Nobody expected Carpenter to go during the first round. Not even the biggest  :bamahomer: .
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: AUChizad on April 29, 2011, 10:37:45 AM
So, what do the Lions do if Bowers falls to them in the 2nd?

The nastiest DLine of all time, but how much awesome is too much awesome?
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Vandy Vol on April 29, 2011, 10:42:09 AM
So, what do the Lions do if Bowers falls to them in the 2nd?

The nastiest DLine of all time, but how much awesome is too much awesome?

I think the more appropriate question is, how much defense is needed to make up for no offense?  I'm pretty sure that their entire offensive roster is either slightly retarded or prone to injury.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Kaos on April 29, 2011, 10:53:06 AM
I think the more appropriate question is, how much defense is needed to make up for no offense?  I'm pretty sure that their entire offensive roster is either slightly retarded or prone to injury.

At this time, your honor,  I'd like to enter into evidence Defense Exhibit 8,  the 1992 Alabama Crimson Tide. 
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: AWK on April 29, 2011, 11:16:51 AM
I think the more appropriate question is, how much defense is needed to make up for no offense?  I'm pretty sure that their entire offensive roster is either slightly retarded or prone to injury.
Stafford is retarded and injury prone, yes...but Calvin Johnson is awesome.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Saniflush on April 29, 2011, 11:18:48 AM
Stafford is retarded and injury prone because he has to run for his life, yes...but Calvin Johnson is awesome.

Fixt
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Vandy Vol on April 29, 2011, 12:24:06 PM
At this time, your honor,  I'd like to enter into evidence Defense Exhibit 8,  the 1992 Alabama Crimson Tide.

The Prosecution would like to point out that the 1992 Bama team included QB Jay Barker (Golden Arm Award, 5th in Heisman voting), WR David Palmer (All-American, 3rd in Heisman voting), RB Derrick Lassic (no notable awards, but 905 yards in rushing for the season), and various other solid offensive players which allowed the Tide to average 362 yards per game and 5 yards per play.  Their defense was stellar, but was not the only strong point of the team.

Meanwhile, the Lions have an RB who only accumulated 555 yards last season, a starting QB in Stafford who only threw for 535 yards largely due to missing games from injury, and an offensive line that allowed 44 sacks.  Calvin Johnson's only year in which he hasn't been injured was 2010 (aside from his 2007 rookie year in which he played one game), and Pettigrew, while a good tight end, has problems dropping the ball.  Led by Matthew "Glass Shoulder" Stafford and an O-line that can't block, I just don't see the offense being able to assist the defense in the way that the 1992 Alabama team did.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 29, 2011, 01:02:35 PM
If they address the line, Stafford is going to be a huge part in getting that team back to respectability.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 29, 2011, 01:23:47 PM
At this time, your honor,  I'd like to enter into evidence Defense Exhibit 8,  the 1992 Alabama Crimson Tide.
Just because their salaries were comparable doesn't mean that D would have worked in the NFL...
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Kaos on April 29, 2011, 01:25:08 PM
QB Jay Barker
:haha:

Defense rests.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 29, 2011, 01:35:08 PM
Just because their salaries were comparable doesn't mean that D would have worked in the NFL...

 :classic:
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Vandy Vol on April 29, 2011, 01:57:25 PM
:haha:

Defense rests.

Not all successful college QB's go on to do well in the NFL, but it doesn't mean that they weren't successful in college.  Cases in point:  Todd Blackledge, Andre Ware, David Klingler, Ty Detmer, Heath Shuler, Tim Couch, Vince Young, Matt Leinart, and Ryan Leaf.

Despite the fact that Barker didn't cut it in the NFL, this doesn't change the fact that he excelled at the collegiate level and was part of the reason that Alabama did well in 1992.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Kaos on April 29, 2011, 02:01:32 PM
Not all successful college QB's go on to do well in the NFL, but it doesn't mean that they weren't successful in college.  Cases in point:  Todd Blackledge, Andre Ware, David Klingler, Ty Detmer, Heath Shuler, Tim Couch, Vince Young, Matt Leinart, and Ryan Leaf.

Despite the fact that Barker didn't cut it in the NFL, this doesn't change the fact that he excelled at the collegiate level and was part of the reason that Alabama did well in 1992.

Has nothing to do with his lack of pro success.  Nothing.  Also has nothing to do with the fact that he was knocked senseless as a member of the Birmingham Bolts (large guffaw).

He did not excel at the college level.   He was a barely functional quarterback who had no arm and no ability to run.  Plus?  His teammates loathed him.  Their hatred of all things Barker is why they felt no remorse running trains on his girlfriend who became his tennis ball gobbling wifey.

And now he's the most sanctimonious double cuckold douchebag on the radio.  Zero talent, big mouth. 

Fuck Jay Barker.  And his tennis pro banging ex.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: JR4AU on April 29, 2011, 02:10:11 PM
At this time, your honor,  I'd like to enter into evidence Defense Exhibit 8,  the 1992 Alabama Crimson Tide.

Exhibit 9: The 2000 Baltimore Ravens.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Vandy Vol on April 29, 2011, 02:13:42 PM
Has nothing to do with his lack of pro success.  Nothing.  Also has nothing to do with the fact that he was knocked senseless as a member of the Birmingham Bolts (large guffaw).

He did not excel at the college level.   He was a barely functional quarterback who had no arm and no ability to run.  Plus?  His teammates loathed him.  Their hatred of all things Barker is why they felt no remorse running trains on his girlfriend who became his tennis ball gobbling wifey.

And now he's the most sanctimonious double cuckold douchebag on the radio.  Zero talent, big mouth. 

Fuck Jay Barker.  And his tennis pro banging ex.

I'm not claiming that Barker was some god-like one-man army that raped and pillaged entire defense's with only his left testicle.  But I think it's a little extreme to say he had zero talent when he put up pretty good stats and won awards based upon his performance.  The major point here was that Alabama's defense in 1992 had some offensive talent to help the team out; they weren't doing it all by themselves.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Vandy Vol on April 29, 2011, 02:21:16 PM
Exhibit 9: The 2000 Baltimore Ravens.

Now that's a better example.  The Ravens' offense didn't have many big name players, aside from Trent Dilfer (sort of).  But they did manage to put up decent offensive numbers, as they ranked as the 14th best offense and were 14th in points scored.  The Lions ranked 15th in both categories in 2010, but their defense ranked 19th, unlike the Ravens' number one ranked defense.  I don't know that the addition of two rookie defensive phenoms (one of which is just conjecture right now)  is going to skyrocket their defensive ranking so that it's comparable to the Ravens in 2000, although it's possible.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 29, 2011, 02:40:22 PM
Has nothing to do with his lack of pro success.  Nothing.  Also has nothing to do with the fact that he was knocked senseless as a member of the Birmingham Bolts (large guffaw).

He did not excel at the college level.   He was a barely functional quarterback who had no arm and no ability to run.  Plus?  His teammates loathed him.  Their hatred of all things Barker is why they felt no remorse running trains on his girlfriend who became his tennis ball gobbling wifey.

And now he's the most sanctimonious double cuckold douchebag on the radio.  Zero talent, big mouth. 

Fuck Jay Barker.  And his tennis pro banging ex.

Yeesh.  Careful, K.  Jay may call you and leave a voicemail calling you a demon and a servant of Satan.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: JR4AU on April 29, 2011, 02:44:55 PM
Has nothing to do with his lack of pro success.  Nothing.  Also has nothing to do with the fact that he was knocked senseless as a member of the Birmingham Bolts (large guffaw).

He did not excel at the college level.   He was a barely functional quarterback who had no arm and no ability to run.  Plus?  His teammates loathed him.  Their hatred of all things Barker is why they felt no remorse running trains on his girlfriend who became his tennis ball gobbling wifey.

And now he's the most sanctimonious double cuckold douchebag on the radio.  Zero talent, big mouth. 

Fuck Jay Barker.  And his tennis pro banging ex.

Jay Barker's best season, 1995: 12 GP 139 Comp  226 Att.  61.5%  1996 Yds.  14 TD/5 Int  166.3 YPG, 8.8 YPA, 151.7 QBR

Got him invited to NY for the Heisman ceremony, where he finished 5th.

Compare to Weurffel's Heisman/NC winning numbers the very next season: 207 of 365 57.5%, 3625 Yards, 39 TDs/13 Ints.

Not even in the same ball park. 

Barker is a douche and a hack at QB.  He was lucky enough to be on a team surrounded with talent, mostly on the Def. side of the ball.  And being so naive, he married a whore thinking she was chaste.  He got what he deserved as far as I'm concerned.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: GH2001 on April 29, 2011, 02:50:46 PM
Not all successful college QB's go on to do well in the NFL, but it doesn't mean that they weren't successful in college.  Cases in point:  Todd Blackledge, Andre Ware, David Klingler, Ty Detmer, Heath Shuler, Tim Couch, Vince Young, Matt Leinart, and Ryan Leaf.

Despite the fact that Barker didn't cut it in the NFL, this doesn't change the fact that he excelled at the collegiate level and was part of the reason that Alabama did well in 1992.

The others are arguable, but its pretty known that Klingler, Ware and Detmer were system QB's. Fucking Run n Shoot bullshit.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: JR4AU on April 29, 2011, 02:58:38 PM
The others are arguable, but its pretty known that Klingler, Ware and Detmer were system QB's. Fucking Run n Shoot bullshit.

Detmer played at BYU, in a college version of the WCO.  Pretty much the same as Steve Young played in.

The other 2, yeah. 
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Kaos on April 29, 2011, 03:24:54 PM
Yeesh.  Careful, K.  Jay may call you and leave a voicemail calling you a demon and a servant of Satan.

He can place that call from hell, where sanctimonious holier-than-thou douchebags will be surprised to find themselves. 
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: JR4AU on April 29, 2011, 03:39:40 PM
He can place that call from hell, where sanctimonious holier-than-thou douchebags will be surprised to find themselves.

                                                                                                                                       :haha:

 :bc:
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 29, 2011, 04:28:57 PM
From everything I hear people saying about Barker, I'm glad I have no access to hear him down here in the Wiregrass..the Circle City...the Axis of the Universe.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: The Prowler on April 29, 2011, 04:53:37 PM
He can place that call from hell, where sanctimonious holier-than-thou douchebags will be surprised to find themselves. 
Bingo
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 29, 2011, 06:24:44 PM
Dowling to Patriots.
Aaron Williams (Texas CB) to Buffalo.
Andy Dalton (TCU) to Cincinnati. 

Mallett still smoking meth. 
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 29, 2011, 06:26:04 PM
Colin SuperTall from Nevada to San Francisco. 

Another QB gone.

Mallett still drinking Natty Lights in his trailer.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Kaos on April 29, 2011, 06:41:11 PM
I am about mallet as I was about Ingram.

No Mallet does not look like an Ewok. 

But... He has one major flaw. 

Ingram is a quitter.  He's fine as the friont runner.  But hit him in the mouth? He needs a diaper and pacifier. 

Mallet is a loser.   Time and time again when Arkansas needed him to make a play to win a game, Mallet choked like George Michael on a bag of dicks.  He can make throws but he cannot win under pressure. 

I wouldn't draft either a pussy or a loser. 
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 29, 2011, 07:09:27 PM
Not sure I'm going to keep up with this one.  Not feeling it now that the big Auburn guys are off the board.

Sheard to Cleveland.
Ryan Williams to Arizona.
Akeem Ayers to the Titans.  Big pick up for Tennessee.
Bruce Carter to the Cowboys.
Jarvis Jenkins (Clemson DT) to the Redskins.
Da'Quan Bowers - Texans.  (Strange considering they took JJ Watt and have Mario Williams.)
Kyle Rudolph to the Vikings
Titus Young to the Lions. 

ESPN.com had a typo. 

Brooks Reed went to the Texans.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 29, 2011, 07:10:44 PM
Raheem Moore to Denver. 
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: JR4AU on April 29, 2011, 08:47:31 PM
THS, I've been out and busy, has have we had any more drafted?
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: djsimp on April 29, 2011, 09:16:54 PM
THS, I've been out and busy, has have we had any more drafted?

Not any yet.

Mallett goes 10th pick in the 3rd to the Patriots.

Bowers went to the Buccs late in the 2nd, I think, may have been early 3rd.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: ssgaufan on April 29, 2011, 10:11:21 PM
I'm having a hard time understanding why Zeimba isn't being looked at or mentioned with the other big time prospects.  Is it because of my orange and blue glasses?
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 29, 2011, 10:49:52 PM
I'm having a hard time understanding why Zeimba isn't being looked at or mentioned with the other big time prospects.  Is it because of my orange and blue glasses?

Last I heard, he didn't test well, and he struggled a lot at the Senior Bowl - or whatever all star game he participated in. 

I'm surprised he didn't go in the 3rd round though.  He may need some work, but he's still an experienced, talented big man that has never been seriously injured.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: jmar on April 30, 2011, 08:24:57 AM
Last I heard, he didn't test well, and he struggled a lot at the Senior Bowl - or whatever all star game he participated in. 

I'm surprised he didn't go in the 3rd round though.  He may need some work, but he's still an experienced, talented big man that has never been seriously injured.
TH
I halfway expected Ziemba be taken later. Everyone can't be James Carpenter. How do they explain it? ..."and he can play guard and tackle." Well Big Z is a TE. He looked like a giant hailing a cab but he did line up there. Pugh's going to make it too just like Chris Gray did playing all three spots but our guys just aren't wowing anybody.

I don't know, I'm waivering on the Wholee pick by the Falcons because it took awhile for the loss of picks to set in but the Falcons really only lacked two pieces last season and I start to think about his injury prone career and how that might worsen (if it's roids) plus he had many so-so games where he all but disappeared, the T.O. effect. And Atlanta could have done the same for homeboy A.J. Green and didn't.

GH
Dallas did not go after Prince Amankara -eh as expected and took a tackle, where I remarked somewhere around the third or fourth game of 2010 that they would take Ziemba in the fifth round. He could now end up at Washington with 12 picks, who knows?

K
I think Jay Cutler is the quitter.
The only problem I have with Mallett is he is a stationary target when defenses bring the heat and he'll toss a dying quail up for grabs. But he might become the next project (Matt Cassell) and eventual trade bait at New England and I think they see some added value in this choice.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: JR4AU on April 30, 2011, 09:45:34 AM
I'm having a hard time understanding why Zeimba isn't being looked at or mentioned with the other big time prospects.  Is it because of my orange and blue glasses?

He was projected as a late rounder...4th or 5th.  I thought originally he'd go higher too.  Ziemba doesn't come from poor white trash...his situation could be lack of motivation.  He's projected as a RT...he just isn't a well polished product, and you can't carry a bunch of reserve OL on an NFL roster.  A drafted OL has to come in and play well now. 
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: ssgaufan on April 30, 2011, 09:56:22 AM
He was projected as a late rounder...4th or 5th.  I thought originally he'd go higher too.  Ziemba doesn't come from poor white trash...his situation could be lack of motivation.  He's projected as a RT...he just isn't a well polished product, and you can't carry a bunch of reserve OL on an NFL roster.  A drafted OL has to come in and play well now.

Ok I can understand that, so what about Pugh?  He seems to me like a much better choice for C than Pouncey.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: JR4AU on April 30, 2011, 11:12:46 AM
Ok I can understand that, so what about Pugh?  He seems to me like a much better choice for C than Pouncey.

Size I would bet.  And Pouncey got ripped by fans for bad snaps early last year, but he'd been playing G his whole career next to his brother.  A good shotgun snap doesn't just happen, it has to be practiced...a lot.  I suspect the UF staff didn't pay close enough attention that detail when they moved him.  It's an oversight any coach at that level could make, just assuming he can do it.   Pouncey is very good and is bigger. 
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: JR4AU on April 30, 2011, 03:04:51 PM
Pugh isn't even listed among the "draft prospects" on NFL.com. 

OTOH, it makes me wonder about Ziemba.  8 OL have been drafted that graded lower than him.  A grade NFL.com uses that it says is: "Expert assigned grade based on estimated Draft quality" 

He's currently the highest rated available OL left. 

The highest rated OL was USC's Tyron Smith, with a grade of 8.3.  Ziemba's grade is 6.0.  LSU's Joseph Barksdale was taken in the 3rd round with a grade of 4.9.   FSU's Rodney Hudson was taken in the 2nd round with a 6.2 grade.  Some of that factors in to whether they're Gs or Ts I guess.

Makes me wonder if the NFL guys detected a lack of motivation in Ziemba. 
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Saniflush on April 30, 2011, 03:26:26 PM
Maybe he actually got drafted on Wednesday night.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: jmar on April 30, 2011, 03:32:52 PM
Pugh isn't even listed among the "draft prospects" on NFL.com. 

OTOH, it makes me wonder about Ziemba.  8 OL have been drafted that graded lower than him.  A grade NFL.com uses that it says is: "Expert assigned grade based on estimated Draft quality" 

He's currently the highest rated available OL left. 

The highest rated OL was USC's Tyron Smith, with a grade of 8.3.  Ziemba's grade is 6.0.  LSU's Joseph Barksdale was taken in the 3rd round with a grade of 4.9.   FSU's Rodney Hudson was taken in the 2nd round with a 6.2 grade.  Some of that factors in to whether they're Gs or Ts I guess.

Makes me wonder if the NFL guys detected a lack of motivation in Ziemba.
I agree JR.
A childhood friend of mine's brother at 6'8" and 290 turned out to be a tremendous left tackle protecting Dan Fouts many years ago, very similar in stature and movement to Z, every bit as durable, with lengthy reach and foot movement though lacking in nastiness. I still think Ziemba makes it.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Kaos on April 30, 2011, 03:42:08 PM
Looking like a real stupid move by Darvin right now.  He would have been THE guy next year.  First option.  But whatever. 
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 30, 2011, 03:51:13 PM
How many people from Clemson have been drafted?  Why did they suck so bad?
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: jmar on April 30, 2011, 04:04:22 PM
Ziemba, Adams and Powe should be among next couple of dozen according to several draft blogs I'm eyeing.

Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: JR4AU on April 30, 2011, 04:08:30 PM
Looking like a real stupid move by Darvin right now.  He would have been THE guy next year.  First option.  But whatever.

Yep, seems so.  FWIW, his draft grade wasn't good.  4.5 or something like that.  Mario Fannin was a 2.0.  LOL 
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: jmar on April 30, 2011, 04:13:41 PM
Yep, seems so.  FWIW, his draft grade wasn't good.  4.5 or something like that.  Mario Fannin was a 2.0.  LOL
Indy has a pick coming soon, New England  too.
Manning needs protection and
Welker needs understudy.
 
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: jmar on April 30, 2011, 04:41:36 PM
Damn, Atlanta drafted a punter.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: jmar on April 30, 2011, 05:01:50 PM
And Fairley will excel because he will be next to Suh...but Dareus is the best ever because he eats blockers. No contest according to ESPN analysts.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Kaos on April 30, 2011, 05:29:14 PM
Todd McShay showed a video of him dominating LSU and slamming a guy.  Said something about him having great hands.  Then he showed another clip where Fairley busted through the line, the QB dodged and started a throw falling back and Fairley stopped and put his hands up to block the pass.  McShay called that "taking a play off" 

Fucking IDIOT.

I call that doing what you're coached to do.  The pass will be off before you can get there.  Don't risk the roughing the passer call.  Square up, get your feet under you and try to knock it down. 

Perfectly executed, IMO.

McShay is a fucking moron.  How do these motherfuckers have jobs?
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: RWS on April 30, 2011, 05:53:04 PM
In case you assholes aren't watching, Zach Clayton got drafted to the Titans. 7th round.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Kaos on April 30, 2011, 05:56:06 PM
In case you assholes aren't watching, Zach Clayton got drafted to the Titans. 7th round.

Fuck off McElroy. 
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Iwannaplay on April 30, 2011, 06:09:25 PM
Todd McShay showed a video of him dominating LSU and slamming a guy.  Said something about him having great hands.  Then he showed another clip where Fairley busted through the line, the QB dodged and started a throw falling back and Fairley stopped and put his hands up to block the pass.  McShay called that "taking a play off" 

Fucking IDIOT.

I call that doing what you're coached to do.  The pass will be off before you can get there.  Don't risk the roughing the passer call.  Square up, get your feet under you and try to knock it down. 

Perfectly executed, IMO.

McShay is a fucking moron.  How do these motherfuckers have jobs?

Ummm were we watching two different shows? Because the play that McShay said that Fairley took a play off on he stood straight up out of his stance and didn't move at all. That's taking a play off.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: Kaos on April 30, 2011, 06:17:57 PM
Ummm were we watching two different shows? Because the play that McShay said that Fairley took a play off on he stood straight up out of his stance and didn't move at all. That's taking a play off.

You must have been out back fucking a goat and dreaming about shit. 
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: The Prowler on April 30, 2011, 07:36:36 PM
Ummm were we watching two different shows? Because the play that McShay said that Fairley took a play off on he stood straight up out of his stance and didn't move at all. That's taking a play off.
Regardless if that's they play that he was talking about, McShay has no clue if that's the Defensive Call in that particular play.  I seriously doubt that dumb mother fucker has ever played football, nor realizes that some defensive calls have the DTs to go zone.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: JR4AU on April 30, 2011, 07:43:41 PM
Regardless if that's they play that he was talking about, McShay has no clue if that's the Defensive Call in that particular play.  I seriously doubt that dumb mother fucker has ever played football, nor realizes that some defensive calls have the DTs to go zone.

What was the play?  Against who?  What was the score?  I can cherry pick video of any player that shows what I choose to believe about them.  Fuck McShay in da mouf.

The Detroit fans are much pleased, and the fans of the teams that play them are worried about their QBs.
Title: Re: NFL Draft Thread
Post by: jmar on April 30, 2011, 08:22:44 PM
There I cherry picked McShay from Feb.16th.

http://blogs.charlotte.com/panthers/2011/02/mcshay-bowers-the-better-pick-for-panthers.html



 :bs:
I take back my comment about Julio Jones being a good pick in the aftermath of them closing out by choosing a punter. They obviously think they can gain a small lead, punt and play defense for the next few seasons (minus four picks) and I now think the Falcons make a fine permanent runner-up in the NFC South.