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Help Name My Dog

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Re: Help Name My Dog
« Reply #80 on: December 16, 2009, 12:43:02 PM »
I might be old fashioned...but I think you can tell a lot by the way someone kisses.

A bad kisser is a deal breaker for me. First of all I can't get past it....second if they suck at that.....well they probably suck at everything else. Can't coach em....can't win with em.
Bad Kissing and lip hair = mood killer :puke:
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« Reply #81 on: December 16, 2009, 12:56:44 PM »
Wouldn't Taylor have to have something large enough to invoke a gag reflex from the start?

HELLO...what I was saying a page ago

If by faces you mean mouth, and if by mouth you mean gag reflex, then yes.
With you that doesn't really thin the herd now does it.
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Re: Help Name My Dog
« Reply #82 on: December 16, 2009, 01:00:37 PM »
I might be old fashioned...but I think you can tell a lot by the way someone kisses.

A bad kisser is a deal breaker for me. First of all I can't get past it....second if they suck at that.....well they probably suck at everything else. Can't coach em....can't win with em.
Oh, absolutely!!  You can't coach them, but you CAN teach them if you can find a lip virgin.  I taught a guy to kiss one time - it was a "Never Been Kissed" situation for him - nothing wrong with him, he was really cute, but just VERY shy - and we had been good friends for most of our childhood... anyway, it was the best kiss EVER for me, because he kissed me exactly the way I liked to be kissed.  Too bad it was just a friend thing, because I still remember that kiss... on my mom's back porch swing, in May 1986, one Sunday after church.  Yes, I am a heathen.  He told me not long ago that his wife says he is a good kisser, so I guess it was worth it!

A good kiss can make a lot of good things happen.  A bad kiss - just like a bad first impression, VERY hard to get past, if at all.

** Funny side note - if I told you who he was, some of you involved in north Alabama high school sports would probably know him... heeheehee...
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Re: Help Name My Dog
« Reply #83 on: December 16, 2009, 01:03:11 PM »
Fat women and hairy lips?

Good gravy. I can't decide if y'all need to drink less or a hell of a lot more.
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« Reply #84 on: December 16, 2009, 01:08:57 PM »
I'm a good kisser. 
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« Reply #85 on: December 16, 2009, 01:09:33 PM »
Fat women and hairy lips?

Good gravy. I can't decide if y'all need to drink less of a hell of a lot more.
I think some of this is related to a certain incident that happened at the last Tigers X basketball game.  A few of these guys have hairy lips and some of the others now have bad memories...
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Re: Help Name My Dog
« Reply #86 on: December 16, 2009, 01:10:03 PM »
I'm a good kisser. 
Prove it. 

wes, we will expect a full report.
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« Reply #87 on: December 16, 2009, 01:11:38 PM »
Fat women and hairy lips?

Good gravy. I can't decide if y'all need to drink less of a hell of a lot more.

It's about playing percentages.
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« Reply #88 on: December 16, 2009, 01:29:52 PM »
I like to go in open mouthed and slobbery then I use a lot of tongue movement (think dueling swords)...chicks dig it
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Re: Help Name My Dog
« Reply #89 on: December 16, 2009, 01:37:10 PM »
I like to go in open mouthed and slobbery then I use a lot of tongue movement (think dueling swords)...chicks dig it
Sounds like you should take a lesson or two on Wench's porch.
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« Reply #90 on: December 16, 2009, 01:39:33 PM »
Sounds like you should take a lesson or two on Wench's porch.

The Godfather has never kissed anyone.  He made that whole story up so he could sound cool.  It backfired.
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Re: Help Name My Dog
« Reply #91 on: December 16, 2009, 01:43:31 PM »
Sounds like you should take a lesson or two on Wench's porch.
Oh wait we were talking about kissing...my bad.  What I was talking about would get me arrested on Wench's porch Sweets.
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Re: Help Name My Dog
« Reply #92 on: December 16, 2009, 02:03:19 PM »
Oh wait we were talking about kissing...my bad.  What I was talking about would get me arrested on Wench's porch Sweets.

Fuck you for making me blush.
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« Reply #93 on: December 16, 2009, 02:05:39 PM »
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Re: Help Name My Dog
« Reply #94 on: December 16, 2009, 03:15:52 PM »
A first kiss should always start out with you licking the side of a woman's face...fo sho.
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Re: Help Name My Dog
« Reply #95 on: December 16, 2009, 03:23:23 PM »
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« Reply #96 on: December 16, 2009, 03:49:53 PM »
Fat women and hairy lips?

Good gravy. I can't decide if y'all need to drink less or a hell of a lot more.
This girl was hot, but instead of waxing the lip she shaved it! The stubble was a deal breaker.
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Re: Help Name My Dog
« Reply #97 on: December 16, 2009, 04:02:44 PM »
I'm a good kisser. 

You weren't bad, birdman...you're a quick learner.

But, Jumbo....Jumbo got game. ;)
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« Reply #98 on: December 16, 2009, 04:08:04 PM »
You weren't bad, birdman...you're a quick learner.

But, Jumbo....Jumbo got game. ;)
I got more game than Calico.
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« Reply #99 on: December 16, 2009, 04:35:17 PM »
You weren't bad, birdman...you're a quick learner.

But, Jumbo....Jumbo got game. ;)

You made me blush. 
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