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Re: I don't suppose anyone here would help me
« Reply #40 on: December 03, 2009, 12:22:56 PM »
He was too short to get on the rides and had a lot of down time.
That's what his wife said too...
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Re: I don't suppose anyone here would help me
« Reply #41 on: December 03, 2009, 12:34:01 PM »
Hot lesbians are cool.




Wait... what were we talking about?

A whole page since this post and not one response????  Damn right hot lesbians are cool.
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Re: I don't suppose anyone here would help me
« Reply #42 on: December 03, 2009, 12:43:36 PM »
A whole page since this post and not one response????  Damn right hot lesbians are cool.
Thats because hot lesbians only exist in teh porn movies. In real life, we get Rosie O'Donnel and Wanda Sykes.
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Re: I don't suppose anyone here would help me
« Reply #43 on: December 03, 2009, 12:48:00 PM »
Thats because hot lesbians only exist in teh porn movies. In real life, we get Rosie O'Donnel and Wanda Sykes.
That's interracial HOTTness.
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Re: I don't suppose anyone here would help me
« Reply #44 on: December 03, 2009, 12:50:06 PM »
Thats because hot lesbians only exist in teh porn movies. In real life, we get Rosie O'Donnel and Wanda Sykes.

DING DING DING! We have a winner.
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Re: I don't suppose anyone here would help me
« Reply #45 on: December 03, 2009, 12:55:57 PM »
Thats because hot lesbians only exist in teh porn movies. In real life, we get Rosie O'Donnel and Wanda Sykes.
I though your life was a porn movie.
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Re: I don't suppose anyone here would help me
« Reply #46 on: December 03, 2009, 01:01:02 PM »
I though your life was a porn movie.
It is; I'm always getting fucked.
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Re: I don't suppose anyone here would help me
« Reply #47 on: December 03, 2009, 01:04:44 PM »
Could you drop last weeks scores for me, you know the one where I didn't input any? 

Not like i'll win or anything.
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Re: I don't suppose anyone here would help me
« Reply #48 on: December 03, 2009, 01:06:54 PM »
Thats because hot lesbians only exist in teh porn movies. In real life, we get Rosie O'Donnel and Wanda Sykes.
There's a reason women like that are lesbians.
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Re: I don't suppose anyone here would help me
« Reply #49 on: December 03, 2009, 01:08:15 PM »
Could you drop last weeks scores for me, you know the one where I didn't input any? 

Not like i'll win or anything.

No problem, You can always make it back up in the bowl games
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Re: I don't suppose anyone here would help me
« Reply #50 on: December 03, 2009, 02:19:51 PM »
...change my name back to Birmingham. 

Since I'm certain I'll receive little help on the issue I'd appreciate it if AUTR would note that a (inadvertent) name change has taken place.

Birmingham

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Re: I don't suppose anyone here would help me
« Reply #51 on: December 03, 2009, 02:24:30 PM »
Then send me some lesbian porn hottness and not two women's high school softball coaches.
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Re: I don't suppose anyone here would help me
« Reply #52 on: December 03, 2009, 02:28:42 PM »
Then send me some lesbian porn hottness and not two women's high school softball coaches.
If it were the two high school softball coaches, would you watch?

Hell yes I would.
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Re: I don't suppose anyone here would help me
« Reply #53 on: December 03, 2009, 02:29:49 PM »
If it were the two high school softball coaches, would you watch?

Hell yes I would.
Depends... the High School Softball Coach at my HS looked like you...only when you had the mustache.
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Re: I don't suppose anyone here would help me
« Reply #54 on: December 03, 2009, 02:32:44 PM »
Depends... the High School Softball Coach at my HS looked like you...only when you had the mustache.
I can never go back to Ohio
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Re: I don't suppose anyone here would help me
« Reply #55 on: December 03, 2009, 02:32:58 PM »
Depends... the High School Softball Coach at my HS looked like you...only when you had the mustache.

I've always wondered why bull dyke lesbians that hate men try so hard to look like a man and are attracted to other women who look like men too.
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Re: I don't suppose anyone here would help me
« Reply #56 on: December 03, 2009, 03:28:13 PM »
I've always wondered why bull dyke lesbians that hate men try so hard to look like a man and are attracted to other women who look like men too.
Not only that, but if I am a hot lesbian who is (by definition) into other women, why would I want to be with a manly looking woman?  Would have been easier to just stick with real men and just make them go down on me all the time.  Plus, real dick has got to feel better than a strap on - again, if I wanted to be penetrated, why not just stick with a guy?  Guys may be assholes sometimes, but they don't get (real) PMS.
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Re: I don't suppose anyone here would help me
« Reply #57 on: December 03, 2009, 03:38:52 PM »
Not only that, but if I am a hot lesbian who is (by definition) into other women, why would I want to be with a manly looking woman?  Would have been easier to just stick with real men and just make them go down on me all the time.  Plus, real dick has got to feel better than a strap on - again, if I wanted to be penetrated, why not just stick with a guy?  Guys may be assholes sometimes, but they don't get (real) PMS.
I thought your husband had a nice rack.
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Re: I don't suppose anyone here would help me
« Reply #58 on: December 03, 2009, 03:40:37 PM »
I thought your husband had a nice rack.
I had you pegged as an ass man.
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Re: I don't suppose anyone here would help me
« Reply #59 on: December 03, 2009, 03:42:15 PM »
I had you pegged as an ass man.
If she lets me stick it in there, I could be persuaded.
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