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Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
« Reply #140 on: October 19, 2009, 11:02:48 AM »
I raped as well.
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« Reply #141 on: October 19, 2009, 12:51:11 PM »
WOW.  At least the raping I am currently getting will get me ready for Saturday night...
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« Reply #142 on: October 26, 2009, 04:33:05 PM »
Chalk up a win for the good guys this week.  Thank you Ricky Williams.

I am over 500 for the first time in 2 years
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« Reply #143 on: October 26, 2009, 05:27:19 PM »
Chalk up a win for the good guys this week.  Thank you Ricky Williams.

I am over 500 for the first time in 2 years

Oh sure, just rub it in my face, whydontcha.
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« Reply #144 on: October 26, 2009, 06:09:58 PM »
RAPE.
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Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
« Reply #145 on: October 26, 2009, 09:08:53 PM »
Who was it that needed a running back?  I have two currently available...
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« Reply #146 on: October 27, 2009, 12:43:23 AM »
To my utter and complete surprise:

I left for Baton Rouge Friday morning and completely forgot to set my lineup.  I had 3 guys out on a bye:  WR, RB and K.  I won by 28.

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« Reply #147 on: November 02, 2009, 04:35:06 PM »
My team is really bad.  I try and corch'em up, but they don't listen to me.  It might be depth or the fact that I learned how to coach by watching old Iowa State footage.  I have so many hurt guys, I might change the team name from Sex Panthers to Hospital.  We have played 8 straight games without a break and my guys are winded, did I mention I have no depth. 
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Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
« Reply #148 on: November 02, 2009, 05:44:49 PM »
My team is really bad.  I try and corch'em up, but they don't listen to me.  It might be depth or the fact that I learned how to coach by watching old Iowa State footage.  I have so many hurt guys, I might change the team name from Sex Panthers to Hospital.  We have played 8 straight games without a break and my guys are winded, did I mention I have no depth. 

subtract 1 whiskey shot.

add 1 hurting vagina.  you know the one that bleeds. 
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« Reply #149 on: November 02, 2009, 08:26:58 PM »
My team is really bad.  I try and corch'em up, but they don't listen to me.  It might be depth or the fact that I learned how to coach by watching old Iowa State footage.  I have so many hurt guys, I might change the team name from Sex Panthers to Hospital.  We have played 8 straight games without a break and my guys are winded, did I mention I have no depth. 
Chop looks great in you avatar! I'm the worst in the whole fuckin' league, I need you to corch my team up.
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« Reply #150 on: November 02, 2009, 09:00:41 PM »
My team is really bad.  I try and corch'em up, but they don't listen to me.  It might be depth or the fact that I learned how to coach by watching old Iowa State footage.  I have so many hurt guys, I might change the team name from Sex Panthers to Hospital.  We have played 8 straight games without a break and my guys are winded, did I mention I have no depth. 
Whoever coarched your team last year deserves the blame. Jess sayin.
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« Reply #151 on: November 03, 2009, 11:08:55 AM »
I'm the worst in the whole fuckin' league, I need you to corch my team up.

Hey hey hey...be easy on yourself, man.  It's not that your team needs corching up, it's just that my team is superior and  :pwnd: yours.  Silly.
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« Reply #152 on: November 04, 2009, 04:25:49 PM »
My team is now The Little Bitches.  When your team is as bad as mine is, it just isn't that much fun.  Also, each time I have tried to get a decent player off the waiver system it gets denied because someone with a higher priority has requested the same player.  Who the fuck has higher priority than my shitty little team?  :blink:
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Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
« Reply #153 on: November 04, 2009, 06:57:41 PM »
My team is now The Little Bitches.  When your team is as bad as mine is, it just isn't that much fun.  Also, each time I have tried to get a decent player off the waiver system it gets denied because someone with a higher priority has requested the same player.  Who the fuck has higher priority than my shitty little team?  :blink:

I don't think priority is based upon suckitude.  I think it's a rotating list.

I could be wrong.
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« Reply #154 on: November 04, 2009, 11:11:33 PM »
I think it's a rotating list.



based on your draft order. 
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Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
« Reply #155 on: November 05, 2009, 08:35:45 AM »
based on your draft order. 
I didn't order a draft, I wanted a bottle.
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« Reply #156 on: November 05, 2009, 02:26:08 PM »
I didn't order a draft, I wanted a bottle.
Give me a bottle and a motherfuckin' cup.
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« Reply #157 on: November 05, 2009, 05:10:28 PM »
based on your draft order. 

Yeah and that shit wasn't rigged.  I think I picked #11 in like 5 straight rounds
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Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
« Reply #158 on: November 05, 2009, 08:34:46 PM »
Nope its based on suckitude
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Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
« Reply #159 on: November 06, 2009, 09:26:48 AM »
Give me a bottle and a motherfuckin' cup.

So me and my boys can get...what?
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