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Re: Kaos' way behind movie reviews
« Reply #1340 on: October 19, 2012, 07:35:13 AM »
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a must see.

Wrong.


My weenie is a must see.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #1341 on: October 19, 2012, 09:14:11 AM »
Wrong.


My weenie is a must see.

Helicopter Style!
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Re: Kaos' way behind movie reviews
« Reply #1342 on: October 19, 2012, 09:25:46 AM »
Helicopter Style!

The one handed clap.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Kaos' way behind movie reviews
« Reply #1343 on: October 22, 2012, 06:37:39 PM »
Saw Killer Joe.

Two words: fucked up
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« Reply #1344 on: October 23, 2012, 12:02:24 AM »
Big fan of Liam Neeson, I thought it was a decent flick.  I was a little pissed that he couldn't help that dude get his foot out of the rocks. Thought that was a little weak.  Wasn't crazy about the ending either, but like you said...

Upon both of your reviews I caught this one Friday night on teh Netflix. Pretty decent.

Why was there no help dispatched to the crash when the plane went down? Every time a plane flies it is tracked. If it fell off radar, someone at a flight control tower knows.  Just seemed like a big plot hole to me. But Neeson plays quite the badass. That terrain was rough.
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Re: Kaos' way behind movie reviews
« Reply #1345 on: November 04, 2012, 05:44:19 PM »
The Campaign

Dog shit.  From a diseased dog. With a bleeding asshole. 

One of the most offensive, ignorant worthless loads of canine turds I've ever wasted time on.

This is the LAST Will Ferrell movie I will ever watch.  Fuck him. 
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Re: Kaos' way behind movie reviews
« Reply #1346 on: November 07, 2012, 09:35:39 AM »
21 Jump Street

Liked it a lot more than I thought I would.  Not exactly funny but at least clever enough to rise above what it could have been.  Knew when to make fun of itself, which was good.

Better than the idiotic Starsky and Hutch spoof with Ben Stiller. 

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« Reply #1347 on: November 07, 2012, 09:49:46 AM »
21 Jump Street

Liked it a lot more than I thought I would.  Not exactly funny but at least clever enough to rise above what it could have been.  Knew when to make fun of itself, which was good.

Better than the idiotic Starsky and Hutch spoof with Ben Stiller.

Had to like the undercover DEA agents at the end.
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Re: Kaos' way behind movie reviews
« Reply #1348 on: November 15, 2012, 12:09:30 AM »
Gone

Amanda Seyfried.

Tried to confuse you here and there with red herrings. 

Stupid ending and wooden acting doomed this one. 
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Re: Kaos' way behind movie reviews
« Reply #1349 on: November 21, 2012, 07:39:16 PM »
Skyfall

Good movie. Not what I'd call a Bond movie. More Bourne than Bond.

Some nice nods to the past which is actually the future. 

Worth seeing. But I do have a parentage question.
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« Reply #1350 on: November 27, 2012, 10:40:18 AM »
Skyfall

Good movie. Not what I'd call a Bond movie. More Bourne than Bond.

See and I thought the opposite.  I thought Quantum of Solace was way more Bourne then Bond.  To much action no story.  This to me was more of a traditional Bond story with action mixed in.  The old Bonds were more story and character driven then they were action films.  Pierce Brosnan fucked up the franchise IMO, not him necessarily but the writers during his tenure.
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« Reply #1351 on: November 27, 2012, 10:54:08 AM »
Saw Red Dawn over the holidays.  Pretty decent action flick and stayed somewhat believable.  Chris Hemsworth played the Marine who was on leave from the Middle East when the city was invaded, this time by Koreans, with Russian help.  Wasn't real enthused about about seeing Josh Peck, the fat ass kid from Drake and Josh, as one of the stars, but I thought he did a good job.  Not a chubbo anymore and he played the high school QB and Hemsworth's brother.  The movie had a lot of funny parts thrown in when what's left of them, hooks up with some ex-Marines and they kick some Korean/Russina ass. Not a bad remake IMO.

Wolverines.
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« Reply #1352 on: November 27, 2012, 11:15:20 AM »
Saw Red Dawn over the holidays.  Pretty decent action flick and stayed somewhat believable.  Chris Hemsworth played the Marine who was on leave from the Middle East when the city was invaded, this time by Koreans, with Russian help.  Wasn't real enthused about about seeing Josh Peck, the fat ass kid from Drake and Josh, as one of the stars, but I thought he did a good job.  Not a chubbo anymore and he played the high school QB and Hemsworth's brother.  The movie had a lot of funny parts thrown in when what's left of them, hooks up with some ex-Marines and they kick some Korean/Russina ass. Not a bad remake IMO.

Wolverines.

Not one mention of Adrianne Palicki?  You know how I know you're gay?
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« Reply #1353 on: November 27, 2012, 11:17:57 AM »
Not one mention of Adrianne Palicki?  You know how I know you're gay?
Cause he has a bumper sticker that reads "I like it when balls hit me in the face"?
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« Reply #1354 on: November 27, 2012, 11:25:11 AM »
Not one mention of Adrianne Palicki?  You know how I know you're gay?

Oh yeah, and there was that.  This is not really a spoiler alert.  They just didn't develop that like they should have.  Looked like all through the flick like her and Hemsworth would do the sweaty nasty but every time you thought they would....the enemy attacks.  She never got close to nekkid. 
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« Reply #1355 on: November 27, 2012, 11:30:37 AM »
Oh yeah, and there was that.  This is not really a spoiler alert.  They just didn't develop that like they should have.  Looked like all through the flick like her and Hemsworth would do the sweaty nasty but every time you thought they would....the enemy attacks.  She never got close to nekkid.


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Re: Kaos' way behind movie reviews
« Reply #1356 on: November 27, 2012, 11:34:55 AM »



See....THIS^^^ was not a part of the movie.  That's why it only got two enthusiastic thumbs up.
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« Reply #1357 on: November 30, 2012, 09:32:32 AM »
See and I thought the opposite.  I thought Quantum of Solace was way more Bourne then Bond.  To much action no story.  This to me was more of a traditional Bond story with action mixed in.  The old Bonds were more story and character driven then they were action films.  Pierce Brosnan fucked up the franchise IMO, not him necessarily but the writers during his tenure.

I didn't watch Squanto's Solace so I didn't have that comparison. 

Didn't care about the story that much in this one. 
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« Reply #1358 on: December 11, 2012, 11:52:14 AM »
No Silent Night, Deadly Night review?
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« Reply #1359 on: December 14, 2012, 08:37:46 AM »
Moneyball

Ok, so I know it was mostly BS.  But the movie was pretty good.  I hate Jonah Hill but could almost tolerate his stupid mug here because he wasn't playing an adolescent assclown. 

Enjoyed the movie more than I thought I would.  Even though it was mostly BS.

Watched this last night, and I agree.  I abhor the sport of baseball and really expected to hate the movie, but I was intrigued to hear the financial strategy that is the namesake.

I could have used about 20 minutes fewer "real" baseball montage, but other than that a solid movie.
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