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Dad Jokes, Puns, Dis’s

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« Reply #100 on: March 22, 2024, 04:11:34 PM »
Can’t we all just get along?

Fuck you, Rodney King.
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« Reply #101 on: March 22, 2024, 04:24:57 PM »
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« Reply #102 on: March 22, 2024, 04:27:35 PM »
Nice catch. +5

Nice softball.  I would have drilled that pitch to right field for a single. 
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Re: Dad Jokes, Puns, Dis’s
« Reply #103 on: March 22, 2024, 05:37:43 PM »
Did you guys hear about the deer that ran into a dentist's office?  He was concerned about his buck teeth!
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« Reply #104 on: March 24, 2024, 07:17:31 AM »
My buddy got arrested on drug charges and because it was his first offense, he thought he would get off lightly, but it turned out his lawyer was one of the worst in the state and ended up botching his case, so instead of getting a short term, he ended up getting 40 years without parole!!
Man, that sentence was way too long.
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« Reply #105 on: March 27, 2024, 08:21:54 PM »
What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off.
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« Reply #106 on: March 27, 2024, 08:25:19 PM »
What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off.
I know you look up to Snags, even though he’s shorter than you but it’s not making you look becoming by any stretch of the imagination. It’s sad. You are capable of much better.
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« Reply #107 on: March 27, 2024, 09:07:22 PM »
I know you look up to Snags, even though he’s shorter than you but it’s not making you look becoming by any stretch of the imagination. It’s sad. You are capable of much better.

It’s your lack of good taste that keeps you from the VIP section of the board, which I am now in.
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