Welcome to our first Bama member!

Ogre · « **on:** December 21, 2007, 10:55:21 AM »

Welcome bamagrad03! You are the first gump to venture to the dungeon. Enjoy your stay and have some of Shula's

on me.

Thrilla · « **Reply #1 on:** December 21, 2007, 11:01:49 AM »

A brave mutha fucka you are. I hope you ~~burn in hell~~ enjoy all this board has to offer! Welcome.

AUChizad · « **Reply #2 on:** December 21, 2007, 11:32:31 AM »

If you keep up your recent mindset of logic, I genuinely welcome you.
If you go back to old Kool-Aide Man you, the I'm being sarcastic.

ssgaufan · « **Reply #3 on:** December 21, 2007, 11:59:37 AM »

Thrilla, are you sure that your avatar is a camel toe, or is it a set of nuts on a guy with a tiny little dick?

Thrilla · « **Reply #4 on:** December 21, 2007, 12:03:38 PM »

Good god man I'm pretty sure it's a true camel toe. At least that's what a Yahoo search provided. But you've altered my view of it now. I may need to find another.

ssgaufan · « **Reply #5 on:** December 21, 2007, 12:10:41 PM »

Sorry man, but if I saw a girl wearing the white bra (from my avatar) and the white panties from yours, I'd have to say that's either a fine ass woman with a big ole fat pussy, or a tranny.

Thrilla · « **Reply #6 on:** December 21, 2007, 12:17:58 PM »

Go with the former. There's nothing better than slapping a pair of meat curtains around before you open up the window.

ssgaufan · « **Reply #7 on:** December 21, 2007, 12:37:23 PM »

I like the way you think :thumbsup:

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #8 on:** December 21, 2007, 01:33:07 PM »

The big bad ol' overly verbose windbag welcomes your bammer pots and pans bangin' ass.

Come Honor Face · « **Reply #9 on:** December 21, 2007, 01:59:19 PM »

I bet that shit looks like roast beef

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #10 on:** December 21, 2007, 02:12:20 PM »

Quote from: Come Honor Face on December 21, 2007, 01:59:19 PM

I bet that shit looks like roast beef

Just add a little gravy; it'll be alright.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #11 on:** December 21, 2007, 02:14:00 PM »

there was something gross about that, and I can't put my finger on it....

haha...

Jumbo · « **Reply #12 on:** December 22, 2007, 03:58:29 AM »

Quote from: AuburnChopper1 on December 21, 2007, 02:14:00 PM

there was something gross about that, and I can't put my finger on it....

haha...

2 Days as a member with 2 hours and 31 minutes spent lurking and still no posts from BG? I really eXpected more, I feel cheated!

D-Day · « **Reply #13 on:** December 22, 2007, 05:05:09 AM »

He has no cock sucking BG Protective Society over here so what did you expect?

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #14 on:** December 22, 2007, 01:32:40 PM »

Quote from: Stanley Applebaum on December 22, 2007, 05:05:09 AM

He has no cock sucking BG Protective Society over here so what did you expect?

Ouch. Hellooooooo reality!

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #15 on:** December 22, 2007, 04:27:05 PM »

He's too much of a puss. He thinks people over there have his back, and he thinks he's too far "above" all of us to post here and hear what people REALLY think about him.

I just posted this on AUN.

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I know BG. Actually we should all just never disagree with you. As you bitch about us doing to you, and therefore, start threads, and let you end them with your F'ing Jerry Springer "final thought" on everything.

Nevermind. We SHOULD NOT have opposing views. Actually the fact that while Muschamp learned a lot from Saban, it's now obvious, that you feel it should ALL be attributed to Saban. Muschamp was just an empty head full of applesauce before the holy hands of the Saban were laid upon him.

Saban's failures since Mushchamps departure should NOT be looked at as issues from Saban, but rather Muschamps fault for leaving him and disrupting the ultimate utopian vision of your 6-6, disciplinarian, God type coach.

Excuse ME, or anyone else for that matter, NOT SEEING YOUR point of view. Oh, and it's NOT just Auburn fans you blind, oblivious fool. It's ESPN, USA Today, Fox Sports, Sports Illustrated, and all kinds of other national outlets, that are NOT in step with your crimson clad ideas.

While you have your hand held with owners here, you'll be protected enough to not get jumped on, but trust me, there are people here (that you think support you), that are MORE than ready to tell you what they really think of your ridiculous presence here. You know where to find them.

By all means though, stay here in your PG rated, BG friendly world, and all will just be dandy. Consider it a light distraction, and pimple on your massively arrogant ass, that you have to deal with the watered down, diluted version of the feelings towards the way you handle yourself.

Congrats, you have your safe haven.

If you want that spelled out for you in the future, then come to the new board where you've been too much of a puss not to post yet.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #16 on:** December 22, 2007, 05:00:08 PM »

I'm a little confused about what you all are planning on doing with him when he gets here. What more can you say in an argument that you can't over there?

I mean, the only thing you can't do over there is say, "Fuck you, you fucking Saban dick sucker. Is Saban's dick so crammed into your mouth that you can't think straight? Is it putting pressure on your brain? Are you a fucking girly ass fag that can't hold up an argument? Fuck off, you fucking piece of Elephant shit. I wish that cement block had ripped your fucking heart out of your chest, you fucked up thinking Bammer Rammer Jam Saban's dick so far up my ass that my eye balls piss Saban cum."

Is that it?

Come Honor Face · « **Reply #17 on:** December 22, 2007, 09:13:38 PM »

I think you missed a "taint" and a couple of "balls" and maybe a few "swallow like a dirty fucking hooker you are"

Get that fixed and you should be good.

But really, what are we gonna do? Is he gonna be like that neighborhood dog that everyone has around their houses that they collectively kick whenever they have a bad day?

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #18 on:** December 22, 2007, 11:41:22 PM »

Quote from: townhallsavoy on December 22, 2007, 05:00:08 PM

I'm a little confused about what you all are planning on doing with him when he gets here. What more can you say in an argument that you can't over there?

I mean, the only thing you can't do over there is say, "Fuck you, you fucking Saban dick sucker. Is Saban's dick so crammed into your mouth that you can't think straight? Is it putting pressure on your brain? Are you a fucking girly ass fag that can't hold up an argument? Fuck off, you fucking piece of Elephant shit. I wish that cement block had ripped your fucking heart out of your chest, you fucked up thinking Bammer Rammer Jam Saban's dick so far up my ass that my eye balls piss Saban cum."

Is that it?

Yeah, it would be funny. That's about it. :lol:

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #19 on:** December 23, 2007, 12:26:17 AM »

Actually, let me explain my position this way.

1. He's already told members he's met in person, he does a lot of what he does, just to get a rise out of people on the board. So, why make it a funny experience for him.

2. He says he doesn't get pissed off. Bullshit. He gets mad as hell, he just expresses himself by dressing up a sack of shit in a silk gown. He's more full of shit than anyone on there. I'm just much more of a straight forward approach.

3. He thinks he's the only one getting argued WITH. He baits, pisses on, and uses more sarcastic shit to stir a pot than anyone I know on that board. He's even got an evil little hench-person in "RWS".

He deserves every fucking annoying, shitty response he gets. I'm not a writer, and I couldn't care less about being held to the standard of one. I WILL however, forever enjoy being a complete asshole just to do it, wherever I can. I just admit openly.

Way to throw up the TKO pic before I had a chance to respond townhall...