Who wants to go in on this with me?

[Ogre]

There is a quaint little lake house for sale at Lake Martin.  I figured we could pool our money and buy it for game days.  Who's in with me?  I've got $100 or so I can put in as a down payment.

Tuberville's house for sale

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

I got 5 on it.

[Thrilla]

Any buyers?  More importantly, where's he moving to?

More pictures available if you click the link.  It's quite the abode.

The Coach’s home in Marina Marin Estates.  Over 2 ½ acres lend privacy to this beautiful home on a point with an eastern view of Cooper Branch and Blue Creek.  A gracious entry welcomes you into a spacious great room with fireplace, a kitchen with custom cabinetry, granite countertops, Miele appliances, a large eating area, separate dining room/study, a wet bar, oversized laundry, screened porch and plenty of glass across the lakeside.  The master suite contains a fireplace, 2 walk-in closets, bath with a jetted tub and steam shower.  A second bedroom, full bath, and 2 half baths are also on the main level.  Downstairs offers a comfortable family room, wet bar, 2 bedrooms with baths, bunk room, a second laundry room, and basement space for extra storage.  The lower level opens on to a covered deck and swimming pool, water views on 3 sides, more than 700 feet of shoreline, a beautifully landscaped yard, a concrete seawall, and 2 piers –with a lift and a floating dock. 

Be sure to view the online interior, exterior and aerial slideshows to see more of Coach Tuberville's lake home.   

Call Toni Adcock today at 256-234-1327 to schedule a private showing!

Offered at $2,375,000

Details
5859 square feet of living space
4 bedrooms, 4 full baths, 2 half baths
Large bunk room
Vaulted ceiling & fireplace in the great room
Stunning kitchen with Miele appliances & granite
Tile floors in living areas, cool wall colors
Master with fireplace, 2 walk-in closets
Jetted tub and steam shower in master bath
Laundry rooms on both levels
Gracious arches open to the deck & pool
Hard coat stucco
Privacy on 2.59 acres with a gently sloping lot
734 feet of waterfront, concrete seawall
Nicely landscaped with a sprinkler system
2 piers – one with a lift, one with a floater
Screened porch and open deck on main level
Stunning views across Cooper Branch
Double garage and extra parking area
 

http://www.656marinparkway.com/about.html

[Thrilla]

Damn you, Ogre.  You got me by over an hour.  Anyone want to merge these?


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[AWK]

I'll match your $100 Brad.  We are so money.

[Saniflush]

I'll match your $100 Brad.  We are so money shot.

[Snaggletiger]

I'm taking the lead in this thing.  Wes will go $250.00

[Townhallsavoy]

I'll put up the first two million.  Now, you guys get the 375k. 

[wesfau2]

I'm taking the lead in this thing.  Wes will go $250.00

I don't recall giving you my proxy.

Move that decimal point two places to the left. 

[Ogre]

Alright, so we've got $2,000,207.50 so far.  Anyone else?

[Snaggletiger]

I don't recall giving you my proxy.

Move that decimal point two places to the left. 

Alrighty then...$2,500 it is.

Damn commas...so close to the little dot thingy on the keyboard.

[Aubie16]

Any buyers?  More importantly, where's he moving to?

Nowhere yet. He owns four houses in Auburn. So if this one sells, he'll be down to a meager three.

He and Suzanne live in their newest one. I don't know of anybody living in the 2nd one (although Franklin and Rhodes lived in it together for about 2 months before their families moved up here), his mom lives in the third, and the fourth is the lake house that is for sale.

[AWK]

Nowhere yet. He owns four houses in Auburn. So if this one sells, he'll be down to a meager three.

He and Suzanne live in their newest one. I don't know of anybody living in the 2nd one (although Franklin and Rhodes lived in it together for about 2 months before their families moved up here), his mom lives in the third, and the fourth is the lake house that is for sale.

Jesus Christ, sounds like Tuberville is hurting...

[Birmingham]

The link in the original post has pictures of the inside.  It's really cool to see the living room that Tuberville sulked in after his 36-0 boning last November. 

When you think about it, that boning is probably why this house is for sale right now in the first place.  Cool.

[wesfau2]

Jesus Christ, sounds like Tuberville is hurting...

He also has a primo beach front lot here in Destin.  Who knows what else is in the old portfolio.

[boartitz]

He still has the old home place and fishing camp back in Arkansas.