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Christmas Movies
« on: December 05, 2023, 06:55:15 AM »

We all have our favorites and I generally watch the cutesy ones that my grandchildren enjoy and understand when they stay over like the many versions of Home Alone, The Grinch and Elf.

Watched National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation again last night and plan to view the *Holdovers next because I've never even heard of this movie.


* It would be easy to ignore completely like so many others if not for Paul Giamatta.
Anyone recommend it?


Also, tis the season to make lists so give up your top five.
Why five?
It's hard to limit it to five you say.
Precisely!

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Re: Christmas Movies
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2023, 08:27:23 AM »
We all have our favorites and I generally watch the cutesy ones that my grandchildren enjoy and understand when they stay over like the many versions of Home Alone, The Grinch and Elf.

Watched National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation again last night and plan to view the *Holdovers next because I've never even heard of this movie.


* It would be easy to ignore completely like so many others if not for Paul Giamatta.
Anyone recommend it?


Also, tis the season to make lists so give up your top five.
Why five?
It's hard to limit it to five you say.
Precisely!

1. Die Hard
2. Violent Night
3. Christmas Chronicles
4. Elf
5. Christmas Vacation
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Re: Christmas Movies
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2023, 08:46:26 AM »
Trading Places
Christmas Vacation
Bad Santa
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Most other xmas movies suck balls.
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Re: Christmas Movies
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2023, 08:57:58 AM »
Trading Places
Christmas Vacation
Bad Santa
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Most other xmas movies suck balls.

Didn't think of Bad Santa, but I would replace Christmas Chronicles with that one.  Kurt Russell is/was tits, though.
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Re: Christmas Movies
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2023, 09:45:40 AM »
No particular order.


Christmas Vacation
Krampus
Die Hard
Christmas Story
Home Alone
Violent Night
Elf
Wonderful Life
Deck The Halls
Madea’s Christmas



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Re: Christmas Movies
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2023, 09:48:58 AM »
Not movies ,but I have to spend an hour watching the standards I grew up on:

Charlie Brown Christmas
Rudolph
How the Grinch Stole Christmas

Cheesy, I know, but it ain't Christmas without em'.

The other standard is A Christmas Carol, with Jim Carrey.  BTW, I'll be seeing that one live at the Alabama Shakespeare Festival this Sunday.  Love that place.
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Re: Christmas Movies
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2023, 09:53:30 AM »
Can we change it to Christmas episodes of sitcoms?

Because I watch The Strike every year.
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Re: Christmas Movies
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2023, 09:57:06 AM »
Trading Places
Christmas Vacation
Lethal Weapon
Batman Returns
Die Hard/Die Hard 2
A Christmas Story

Miss me with It's a Wonderful Life! What a boring, morose, piece of overhyped trash.
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Re: Christmas Movies
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2023, 10:33:44 AM »
Another honorable mention: Edward Scissorhands

The Tim Burton/Johnny Depp partnership throughout my lifetime has been mostly a treat.  None have touched the greatness of Big Fish, which didn't have Depp in it obviously.
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Re: Christmas Movies
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2023, 10:35:11 AM »
Another honorable mention: Edward Scissorhands

The Tim Burton/Johnny Depp partnership throughout my lifetime has been mostly a treat.  None have touched the greatness of Big Fish, which didn't have Depp in it obviously.

Damn.  Good call.  And totally agree about Burton/Depp.  Though, Burton's finest, in my estimation, is Beetlejuice.
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« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2023, 10:42:11 AM »
Damn.  Good call.  And totally agree about Burton/Depp.  Though, Burton's finest, in my estimation, is Beetlejuice.

For me, Burton is a lot like Stephen King. Acts 1 & 2 are phenomenal, but Act 3 somehow, someway falls apart.

Beetlejuice is a prime example. That unravels in a spectacular fashion. Low key interested in this sequel they've supposedly finished. Curious which streaming service it gets shoved to.
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Re: Christmas Movies
« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2023, 12:51:54 PM »
Another honorable mention: Edward Scissorhands

The Tim Burton/Johnny Depp partnership throughout my lifetime has been mostly a treat.  None have touched the greatness of Big Fish, which didn't have Depp in it obviously.

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Re: Christmas Movies
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2023, 12:53:16 PM »
it's a wonderful life 
nightmare before christmas
christmas vacation
a christmas story
elf
gremlins
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« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2023, 01:27:33 PM »
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« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2023, 01:45:21 PM »
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« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2023, 02:09:35 PM »
Which part?

i struggle with it being considered a Christmas movie...i mean at least lethal weapon and die hard was centered around the holidays both of which are debated as being a Christmas movie.  scissorhand...that's a long stretch. 

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Re: Christmas Movies
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2023, 02:10:06 PM »
Not movies ,but I have to spend an hour watching the standards I grew up on:

Charlie Brown Christmas
Rudolph
How the Grinch Stole Christmas

Cheesy, I know, but it ain't Christmas without em'.

The other standard is A Christmas Carol, with Jim Carrey.  BTW, I'll be seeing that one live at the Alabama Shakespeare Festival this Sunday.  Love that place.

I was with you until the end.  Jim Carrey has never been and will never be funny.  I won’t watch shit he’s in. 
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Re: Christmas Movies
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2023, 02:13:56 PM »
i struggle with it being considered a Christmas movie...i mean at least lethal weapon and die hard was centered around the holidays both of which are debated as being a Christmas movie.  scissorhand...that's a long stretch.

The definitive answer to this age old question is whether the movie would have existed absent the Christmas trappings.


Die Hard?  Yes. It’s a Christmas movie. It being Christmas Eve was central to the plot. 


Lethal Weapon? No.  Sure there was a Christmas tree in the room but that was inconsequential.  Same with Scissorhands. It could just as easily been Halloween or Fourth of July and the story is the same.

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Re: Christmas Movies
« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2023, 06:52:29 PM »
it's a wonderful life 
nightmare before christmas
christmas vacation
a christmas story
elf
gremlins

It’s A Wonderful Life is awful.  I agree with your list except for that piece of shit.
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Re: Christmas Movies
« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2023, 09:28:13 PM »
So much for seeing The Holdovers.
Hasn't been released although it can be streamed for $18.99.
Can't do it.
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