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Proclamation of the Perineum?

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Proclamation of the Perineum?
« on: August 17, 2023, 04:42:20 PM »
Is there going to be a Calling of the Taint this season? I can't call it, or accept it's calling, until it gets below 104.   
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Re: Proclamation of the Perineum?
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2023, 05:02:15 PM »
Is there going to be a Calling of the Taint this season? I can't call it, or accept it's calling, until it gets below 104.

I was tempted yesterday.  The morning air was cool (74ish)...the humidity was low...but I knew it to be temporary.

Woke today to the same conditions.  Then low humidity helped me enjoy the day, though still very hot.

That said, this shit is temporary and the heat/humidity will be along in short order to smack your bitch ass for getting impatient.
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Re: Proclamation of the Perineum?
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2023, 05:17:59 PM »
From teh Weather Channels

Fri.:  96 - 72  No Taint

Sat.:  98 - 74  No Taint

Sun.:  97 - 75  No Taint

Mon.:  97 - 73  No Taint

Tue.:  100 - 75  No Taint

Wed.:  102 - 75  No Taint

Thur.:  101 - 75  No Taint


I don't know if the Weather Channel added the No Taint part.  I might have done that.  That's on me.
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Re: Proclamation of the Perineum?
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2023, 05:22:07 PM »
From teh Weather Channels

Fri.:  96 - 72  No Taint

Sat.:  98 - 74  No Taint

Sun.:  97 - 75  No Taint

Mon.:  97 - 73  No Taint

Tue.:  100 - 75  No Taint

Wed.:  102 - 75  No Taint

Thur.:  101 - 75  No Taint


I don't know if the Weather Channel added the No Taint part.  I might have done that.  That's on me.

The weekly low is 96??   It's all taint.  In your mouth.
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Re: Proclamation of the Perineum?
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2023, 09:47:03 PM »
i'll call it from the great PNW.

forecasted to be 49f Friday night.
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Re: Proclamation of the Perineum?
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2023, 05:41:42 AM »
It’s 55 in rural Illinois this morning.  I have worn long sleeve shirts the past two weeks on a consistent basis. 

It’s lovelly.
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Re: Proclamation of the Perineum?
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2023, 04:44:47 PM »
It’s an illusion. I was out on the golf cart the other night and it felt chilly. It was 88!
We have been conditioned!
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