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Love and Death

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Love and Death
« on: May 05, 2023, 03:07:45 PM »
True(ish) story that's been told several times (once by Jessica Biel in Candy) about a small town housewife, her affair and the bloodshed that ensued. 

Thought I might like this, but...

Elizabeth Olsen is fine as the lead actress.  The rest, though? 

450-lb Breaking Bad Todd, with eyes set so far back in his fleshy head that I can't figure out how he can even see is supposed to be the object of Olsen's overwhelming lust? God help us.  If this were the case, my old ass would be bangin it with Gal Gadot.

Lily Rabe, who I usually like, is kind of horrible.

Olsen's nerd husband, the whiny preacher, everybody else in this show.... just bad. 

If you've ever lived in a small town you know some of these people.  I can put a name to the choir-leading faux sweet whore and her small-business backdoor man. I can put a name to the at first clueless, and then devastated spouses. I can put a name to the whore's friends who knew and kept the secrets. I can put a name to the preacher who was in the middle of it and had to know. That didn't end up in murder, though.  It actually ended more like a Sopranos feud with the broken couples trying to reconcile and making a public show of it. 

I just cannot get past Olsen and Bloat Todd, though.  It doesn't work.  I don't care how perfect his penis is.
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Re: Love and Death
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2023, 09:27:15 AM »
How perfect is his penis?
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Re: Love and Death
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2023, 11:18:48 AM »
How perfect is his penis?

Most perfect, she says.
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« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2023, 03:40:34 PM »
Most perfect, she says.

Does she at least show some tit in this one?  Asking for a friend.  A time stamp would be an added bonus.

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« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2023, 10:52:17 PM »
Does she at least show some tit in this one?  Asking for a friend.  A time stamp would be an added bonus.

Negative ghostrider, the titties are sheathed
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Re: Love and Death
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2023, 08:23:16 PM »
Naked butt alert for most recent episode
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« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2023, 08:28:23 PM »
Naked butt alert for most recent episode

Now we’re talkin’. Rewind worthy moon views?
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« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2023, 08:30:04 PM »
Now we’re talkin’. Rewind worthy moon views?

No.  It’s brief. Might even be a body double. 
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Re: Love and Death
« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2023, 09:50:06 AM »
Candy vs. Love and Death

There are several retellings of the Candy Montgomery story.   Hulu's five part series Candy was on Hulu while HBO's Love and Death was in the middle of filming. 

I saw L&D first with Elizabeth Olsen (great), Todd from Breaking Bad (fat as hell), Jane from Breaking Bad (always hot), and some others in the main roles.

Tried a few episodes of Candy after, and it just wasn't as good. I prefer the Olsen version.  Candy has Jessica Biel as the title character and she's about ten rungs below Olsen. Not nearly as compelling. Pornstache from Orange is the New Black plays the lover (BB Todd's role in L&D) and while he looks the part far more than fat ass Todd does, his acting skills are far below Todd's.

Olsen's version is much better than Candy. The music, the cinematography, the pacing, the framing.. all if it just works better in L&D.

Both flip back and forth in time - which is disconcerting - but Candy's choppiness  is much more jarring and throws you out of the narrative.  L&D is a better watch, other than super fat Todd.

I don't really know why this story gets so much attention. 

Candy Montgomery was an unhinged whore. There are lots of those around. 
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