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I Can't Even...
« on: February 22, 2022, 03:00:05 PM »
Seems like over the past few years, there's a new word or phrase that becomes the neato keen thing to say.  Someone really has to take the time to find a new way to describe something simple, or even to describe a situation or issue that doesn't even exist. I have no clue what half of these mean, and the reality is that the use of some of them are the highest form of douchebaggery.  See, there's a really cool word.

How about Virtue Signaling?  What millennial cock sucker came up with that? Were they in their safe space when that jewel came to mind?

I loved when Unmasking was all the rage.  Is that the same thing as doxing?

I know that when some of you respond, I may be offended by your Microaggressions.

Pearl Clutching has probably been around for some time. I know pearl necklaces have.  If the term is old like me, it apparently went right by me.  But suddenly, everybody wants to use it in a debate.  I don't know what it means, and frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.  It rings of douche.

When someone says their product is Sustainable, does that make them sound more eco-friendly? Personally, I don't give two shits whether or not my 13 quart Glad trash bags come from a sustainable source. 

What I still laugh at is that any time there is the claim of racism, real or imagined, everybody must immediately distance themselves with the catch-all phrase, "We're all about diversity and inclusion."  Oh no, not us.  Our core principles are diversity and inclusion. But, the topper is using it in a cell phone commercial, as they describe the camera as "the most inclusive camera yet."  WTF, do some phone cameras not work when snapping pics of certain minorities?

Fucking racist Samsung. 
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Re: I Can't Even...
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2022, 03:04:18 PM »
I thought you always appreciated my microagressions?

The pearl clutching has started... Oh fiddledy dee
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« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2022, 04:35:47 PM »
Twat Waffle

As in whoever came up with that damn camera ad line is a fucking twat Waffle

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« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2022, 06:52:50 PM »
Cockwomble

As in any idiot who starts a press statement/conference with diversity and inclusion is a gawd damn cockwomble

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« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2022, 08:52:16 AM »
Rusty Trombone
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« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2022, 12:57:01 PM »
Rusty Trombone
There are some world class rusty trombone players in this site. I’m proud to say I have posted on the same message board. And that they have played it for me.
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« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2022, 01:01:14 PM »
Twat Waffle

As in whoever came up with that damn camera ad line is a fucking twat Waffle

 :wtf:
”yes mam, give me a side of cheese grits with my twat waffle”
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« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2022, 02:14:53 PM »
Twat Waffle


Let us not forget the ever popular Blue Waffle
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« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2022, 05:14:33 PM »
I'll tell you when I knew that society was doomed.  When some asshat came up with the phrase "Lawyers who care."
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« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2022, 05:42:27 PM »
I'll tell you when I knew that society was doomed.  When some asshat came up with the phrase "Lawyers who care."
I bet it was that Drew Carey guy.
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« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2022, 06:37:01 PM »
I bet it was that Drew Carey guy.

Now there's a Twat Waffle
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« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2022, 09:15:32 AM »
I'll tell you when I knew that society was doomed.  When some asshat came up with the phrase "Lawyers who care."

Keep an eye out at your front door.  Amazon will be delivering a bitch cutting any day now.
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« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2022, 09:19:56 AM »
Keep an eye out at your front door.  Amazon will be delivering a bitch cutting any day now.
Prime bitch cutting
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« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2022, 03:14:34 PM »
I'll tell you when I knew that society was doomed.  When some asshat came up with the phrase "Lawyers who care."

That is pretty much the same time that men stopped smoking Marlboro Red's and started Vaping Strawberry Kiwi Fruit Medley. The country has been in the pisser ever since! Coincidence?  I think not!  Fucking Lawyers Who Care!  God is punishing us for that being the biggest lie ever told.
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« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2022, 07:10:04 PM »
Watched a commercial for some restaurant, don’t remember which one.  The narrator says Jack chose the chicken because he knows Chico’s chicken is “responsibly raised.”

Responsibly raised??? WTF does that mean?  Are there irresponsible chicken farmers out there?  Does that term make the chicken a more attractive choice for you?
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« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2022, 08:48:46 PM »
Watched a commercial for some restaurant, don’t remember which one.  The narrator says Jack chose the chicken because he knows Chico’s chicken is “responsibly raised.”

Responsibly raised??? WTF does that mean?  Are there irresponsible chicken farmers out there?  Does that term make the chicken a more attractive choice for you?

Being a meat cutter at Publix I hear all the time. "I want the greenwise because it's humanely raised". My answer. "Being raised for something else's food and promptly shot in head is not humane". Just sayin.
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« Reply #16 on: February 28, 2022, 10:59:07 PM »
Please tell me conecuh is responsibly raised…
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« Reply #17 on: March 01, 2022, 08:18:32 AM »
Watched a commercial for some restaurant, don’t remember which one.  The narrator says Jack chose the chicken because he knows Chico’s chicken is “responsibly raised.”

Responsibly raised??? WTF does that mean?  Are there irresponsible chicken farmers out there?  Does that term make the chicken a more attractive choice for you?
Chico's chickens are diverse and inclusive.
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« Reply #18 on: March 01, 2022, 09:54:08 AM »
Please tell me conecuh is responsibly raised…

I don't care if they let it smoke crack and hang out with the neighborhood skank.  I love that sausage.

uh.......
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