Finally, the Predictions have come back to the X. If ya’ smeeeeellllll what the Snags is cookin’, I’ma lay this knowledge down on your jabroni asses.
#19 Penn State @ #12 Wisconsin. I know nothing about these two teams except that to me, Sandusky U is the LSU of the Big 10….overrated. Speaking of knowledge, or lack thereof, I couldn’t name one player on either team. The Badgers are higher rated and playing at home. That’s how I’m picking this one.
Wisky: 30
PSU: 21
LSU at UCLA: I spoke my piece on LSU in another thread. Just not understanding all the love being thrown their way. They travel to the Rose Bowl to face a UCLA squad that has sucked the last couple of years. The were 3-4 last year and gave up 43+ in three of those games. They do have a game under their belts after throttling Hawaii this past Saturday. Plus, they have a very experienced QB in Dorian Thompson-Robinson, even if he’s been underwhelming at times. I would say UCLA will have a home field advantage, but there were only about 8 people in the stands for the opener. Still….and this is just wishful thinking…..
UCLA: 28
LSU: 24
Fuck Georgia at Clemson: Not really “at Clemsonâ€. The game will be played in Charlotte, NC at, I believe, the Panthers stadium. Every FUGA fan thinks the college football world will be on bended knee after this season, worshiping at the Bulldog water bowl. They are talented, indeed, but I’ve read they are hurting at receiver and may be missing some key guys. Clemson comes in with tons of talent as well, led by some big ass QB named BJ Ukalayleeboogeboo. No really, that’s his name. Trust me. More wishful thinking.
Clemson: 27
FUGA: 25 (Yeah, I have no idea why I put 25)
Miami at Bama: Yes, I’ll take Bama in this one, but I honestly hope it’s a horrendous night for the SEC’s top dogs. As Lane Kiffin said, those boys out in Vegas don’t build all those billion dollar casinos by not knowing what they’re talking about. But damn, the last spread I saw was 18. For those of you versed in the ways of teh bets, isn’t that too much? Anyway, I think D’Eriq King covers that just being under center. Dat boy good. Our local sports talk show announced Bama’s depth chart yesterday and I didn’t recognize three names on it. But every year, we think the task of reloading is too much, and Lord Saybinz just keeps on putting high priced talent on the field and never misses a beat. I see a close one, though.
Bama: 35
Miami: 30
Akron at The University of Auburn: We are the Tigers. They are the Zips. Zips for chrisshakes. Coach Brianz Harzinz debut causes universal War Eagle chub.
Aubren: 56
Akron: 10
On another note without predictions. Somewhat ironically, Gus Malzahn’s debut with UCF will be against Boise State on Thursday night. I believe I know what I’m doing that night. Also, we get some Monday night foosballs when Louisville and Ole Miss clash in the Chicken Filets Classic.
Thoughts? Predictions? Light-hearted casual conversation? Espresso?
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