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I hate Helen Crump

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I hate Helen Crump
« on: April 15, 2020, 07:39:00 AM »
Love The Andy Griffith Show.  

Absolutely despise Helen Crump.  Nine star bitch.  I know he was infatuated with her on a personal level but she’s such a frosted bitch in the show that I have a hard time watching any episode her bitch ass is in.  Just don’t understand the attraction to her nasty ass. 
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Re: I hate Helen Crump
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2020, 08:44:59 AM »
Ellie Walker was far superior.
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« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2020, 09:47:28 AM »
INNER TOOB: 2018-10-28
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Re: I hate Helen Crump
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2020, 11:27:11 AM »
He wanted to know if the carpet matched the drapes
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: I hate Helen Crump
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2020, 11:33:05 AM »
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B.I.T.C.H. 


Before this domineering, bitchy, frosty whore Andy had: 



Ellie Walker (cute as hell) 


Nurse Peggy (alcoholic, slutty)



Mary (who posed in Playboy)


And there were others.  For that matter?  Thelma Lou was a diamond in the rough.  I'd damn sure take her (the way she was back then, now she looks like a battered pancake mix).  





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Re: I hate Helen Crump
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2020, 12:06:52 PM »
Hello Doll!!!!

The Andy Griffith Show: Season 5 Episode 28 - TV on Google Play
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Re: I hate Helen Crump
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2020, 12:15:19 PM »
B.I.T.C.H.


Before this domineering, bitchy, frosty whore Andy had:



Ellie Walker (cute as hell)


Nurse Peggy (alcoholic, slutty)



Mary (who posed in Playboy)


And there were others.  For that matter?  Thelma Lou was a diamond in the rough.  I'd damn sure take her (the way she was back then, now she looks like a battered pancake mix). 

Neat little factoid.....Nurse Peggy was married to Ryan O Neal and is Tatum's mom. From Georgia as well. I thought she was pretty hot for back then. Same with Barbara Eden. 
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« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2020, 11:05:25 AM »
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Re: I hate Helen Crump
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2020, 12:11:31 PM »
Mary (who posed in Playboy)
I really hate that I missed this episode.
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Re: I hate Helen Crump
« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2020, 02:01:00 PM »
I really hate that I missed this episode.
Season 3: Episode 14  
Gomer gets a boner
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Re: I hate Helen Crump
« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2020, 09:24:04 AM »
You know....

Andy Griffith is one of my favorite shows of all time.  But the fact is there are some truly detestable characters. 

Loathe Helen Crump.  Hate Clara Johnson. Don’t much like Aunt Bea’s beaver ass.  Once opie gets past about 10, he’s an awkward annoying shit.

Howard Sprague. Warren. Emmett. Mrs Larch. The “fun girls”  All despicable. 

Goober and Gomer are pretty terrible too. 

Also noticed that the same people continually played multiple characters.  That’s another different problem.
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Re: I hate Helen Crump
« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2020, 09:37:00 AM »
You know....

Andy Griffith is one of my favorite shows of all time.  But the fact is there are some truly detestable characters. 

Loathe Helen Crump.  Hate Clara Johnson. Don’t much like Aunt Bea’s beaver ass.  Once opie gets past about 10, he’s an awkward annoying shit.

Howard Sprague. Warren. Emmett. Mrs Larch. The “fun girls”  All despicable. 

Goober and Gomer are pretty terrible too.

Also noticed that the same people continually played multiple characters.  That’s another different problem.
You're not suggesting that this guy played 6 different characters on every sitcom of that era, are you?

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Re: I hate Helen Crump
« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2020, 10:22:48 AM »
You're not suggesting that this guy played 6 different characters on every sitcom of that era, are you?

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Re: I hate Helen Crump
« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2020, 10:40:16 AM »
 Same with Barbara Eden.
Careful...it's dangerous all the way out on that limb.
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Re: I hate Helen Crump
« Reply #14 on: May 08, 2020, 12:42:09 PM »
Careful...it's dangerous all the way out on that limb.
Well played sir. 

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Re: I hate Helen Crump
« Reply #15 on: May 08, 2020, 12:43:12 PM »
You know....

Andy Griffith is one of my favorite shows of all time.  But the fact is there are some truly detestable characters. 

Loathe Helen Crump.  Hate Clara Johnson. Don’t much like Aunt Bea’s beaver ass.  Once opie gets past about 10, he’s an awkward annoying shit.

Howard Sprague. Warren. Emmett. Mrs Larch. The “fun girls”  All despicable. 

Goober and Gomer are pretty terrible too.

Also noticed that the same people continually played multiple characters.  That’s another different problem.
Barney and Floyd were grade A on the flipside though. Same with Ernest T and Otis. I wanna party with those two. 
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« Reply #16 on: May 08, 2020, 02:46:18 PM »
Barney and Floyd were grade A on the flipside though. Same with Ernest T and Otis. I wanna party with those two.
Don't forget Mayor Stoner. 
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Re: I hate Helen Crump
« Reply #17 on: May 08, 2020, 02:49:13 PM »
Don't forget Mayor Stoner.
You tagged the governors car!
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Re: I hate Helen Crump
« Reply #18 on: May 13, 2020, 12:11:37 PM »
Agree with K on this one.  She was a prude.  I'm glad her prudish ass got stuck dancing with Goober and Howard when no one showed up to Howard's party.   That should've told Howard something about himself.  
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Re: I hate Helen Crump
« Reply #19 on: May 13, 2020, 12:19:47 PM »
According to the wiki's (Which means it's true)

Corsaut (Helen) never married or had any children. According to the 2015 book Andy & Don: The Making of a Friendship and a Classic American TV Show, she and Andy Griffith, who was married at the time, had an affair while working together on The Andy Griffith Show.


Oh, you can call her a prude all you want, but the fact is she was riding the Sheriff's night stick like a mechanical bull.
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