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I hate Helen Crump

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Re: I hate Helen Crump
« Reply #20 on: May 13, 2020, 12:51:11 PM »
According to the wiki's (Which means it's true)

Corsaut (Helen) never married or had any children. According to the 2015 book Andy & Don: The Making of a Friendship and a Classic American TV Show, she and Andy Griffith, who was married at the time, had an affair while working together on The Andy Griffith Show.


Oh, you can call her a prude all you want, but the fact is she was riding the Sheriff's night stick like a mechanical bull.
All those Hollyweirds fudge each other, I'm sure. It's never a surprise when they talk about it later. Heck, Tom Cruise was married to Mimi Rogers (who got him in the Scientolgies) and then started banging Nicole Kidman whilst acting like a race car driver.
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Re: I hate Helen Crump
« Reply #21 on: May 13, 2020, 02:30:51 PM »



 For that matter?  Thelma Lou was a diamond in the rough.  I'd damn sure take her (the way she was back then, now she looks like a battered pancake mix). 
You can't tell me that Barney and Otis didn't do trains on her at the court house after hours.  
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Re: I hate Helen Crump
« Reply #22 on: May 13, 2020, 03:32:18 PM »
You can't tell me that Barney and Otis didn't do trains on her at the court house after hours. 
I would have been all over Thelma Lou like elmers glue on a first-grader's fingers.  Back then.  

Now, she looks like a tube of pillsbury biscuits that exploded from the heat. 
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Re: I hate Helen Crump
« Reply #23 on: May 13, 2020, 03:54:34 PM »
Hammer time:
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Re: I hate Helen Crump
« Reply #24 on: May 14, 2020, 10:42:49 AM »
I would have been all over Thelma Lou like elmers glue on a first-grader's fingers.  Back then. 

Now, she looks like a tube of pillsbury biscuits that exploded from the heat.
Damn....Harsh.

Aint she like 117? Betty White is.
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