There are random things that piss me off. Random. Things I could go the rest of my life never seeing again and being perfectly happy.
1) The phrase "claps back." Fuck you if you ever wrote that in a headline or in an article. Just fuck you with a rusty chainsaw. I saw it today in some dumbass story about drag queens being pissed because Tommy Tuberville didn't think they should be trashing up a Christmas parade. The drag queens "clapped back." Fuck that. I hate it.
2) People pretending to talk like dogs using the word "hooman." Just fuck you. My dog is smarter than you are. Ram a fossilized great dane dick up your ass.
I may add more later. Those are the two immediate entries.