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« Reply #260 on: February 08, 2017, 10:40:12 AM »
But there's apparently no limit on paid "advisors" who are apparently so involved in practices and meetings that they can step into playcalling duties on a moment's notice...

...and get beat in a National Title Game.

"Sark was fired" is the new line from REC-level Bammer homers.
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« Reply #261 on: February 08, 2017, 10:47:05 AM »
...and get beat in a National Title Game.

"Sark was fired" is the new line from REC-level Bammer homers.

Fired? LOL

He's good enough for the NFL but not good enough for the mahty tahd and the great sabear!
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« Reply #262 on: February 08, 2017, 10:50:19 AM »
Fired? LOL

He's good enough for the NFL but not good enough for the mahty tahd and the great sabear!
Well it is just the Falcons
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Re: New OC Rumors and News
« Reply #263 on: February 08, 2017, 10:53:41 AM »
...and get beat in a National Title Game.

"Sark was fired" is the new line from REC-level Bammer homers.

HE CUDNT BEAT CLIMPSUM PAAAAAAWWWL, HE SUCKS
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« Reply #264 on: February 08, 2017, 11:03:49 AM »
HE CUDNT BEAT CLIMPSUM PAAAAAAWWWL, HE SUCKS

He lasted longer than Mike Price, guys.  Give him some credit.
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« Reply #265 on: February 08, 2017, 11:15:02 AM »
Well it is just the Falcons

You just made the list. 
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« Reply #266 on: February 08, 2017, 11:25:07 AM »
You just made the list.

why are you telling people they are on the list?  why not just do away with it and cut a bitch.
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« Reply #267 on: February 08, 2017, 11:27:48 AM »
why are you telling people they are on the list?  why not just do away with it and cut a bitch.

because a list he can look at every time he realizes his balls are gone.
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« Reply #268 on: February 08, 2017, 11:55:59 AM »
why are you telling people they are on the list?  why not just do away with it and cut a bitch.

Do you have any clue how many cuttings I have scheduled?  And the logistics of it all are almost impossible to coordinate with the list growing longer each day.  Take simp for instance.  He just made the list but he's half-way down page 16.  And even though his ball comment would normally give him high priority status, I can't be cuttin' bitches in South Florida on Thursday and stop over in southeast Alabama on Friday while I'm in route to Dallas.  (I hate that guy)

I need to hire an Executive Bitch Cuttin' Assistant.   
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« Reply #269 on: February 08, 2017, 12:27:36 PM »
Do you have any clue how many cuttings I have scheduled?  And the logistics of it all are almost impossible to coordinate with the list growing longer each day.  Take simp for instance.  He just made the list but he's half-way down page 16.  And even though his ball comment would normally give him high priority status, I can't be cuttin' bitches in South Florida on Thursday and stop over in southeast Alabama on Friday while I'm in route to Dallas.  (I hate that guy)
I need to hire an Executive Bitch Cuttin' Assistant.


Bring your clubs we will get in 18 before the cuttin.
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« Reply #270 on: February 08, 2017, 12:45:20 PM »
He lasted longer than Mike Price, guys.  Give him some credit.

Highly underrated post.
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« Reply #271 on: February 08, 2017, 01:05:37 PM »
Fired? LOL

He's good enough for the NFL but not good enough for the mahty tahd and the great sabear!

Wondering if there was a Pete Carroll connection there with Quinn.
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« Reply #272 on: February 08, 2017, 01:07:17 PM »
Do you have any clue how many cuttings I have scheduled?  And the logistics of it all are almost impossible to coordinate with the list growing longer each day.  Take simp for instance.  He just made the list but he's half-way down page 16.  And even though his ball comment would normally give him high priority status, I can't be cuttin' bitches in South Florida on Thursday and stop over in southeast Alabama on Friday while I'm in route to Dallas.  (I hate that guy)

I need to hire an Executive Bitch Cuttin' Assistant.

Simp done moved close to Bham so you have an extra drive now. Better Get to cuttin.
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« Reply #273 on: February 08, 2017, 01:08:44 PM »
We want Rocker.
That gives us quality on all three levels.
But we probably get the offensive guy from Arkansas instead. Meh.

I still want a "real" QB coach.
That is the post that plagues us the most.

Lindsey hasn't got enough time to develop QBs.

I say get Whitfield or Mastrole.
Yeah, one up #everyfuckingbody else.

« Last Edit: February 08, 2017, 01:10:29 PM by jmar »
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« Reply #274 on: February 08, 2017, 01:12:32 PM »
Simp done moved close to Bham so you have an extra drive now. Better Get to cuttin.
Dat boy gots too many chilren. We don't need a gaggle of orphans runnin around. Go play golf in Dallas.
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« Reply #275 on: February 08, 2017, 01:17:55 PM »
I need to hire an Executive Bitch Cuttin' Assistant.

Just how much money you plannin' on payin'?  I could use a career change.  Plus, I care.
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« Reply #276 on: February 08, 2017, 01:32:13 PM »
Just how much money you plannin' on payin'?  I could use a career change.  Plus, I care.
I already looked into it. He pays hourly plus .30/ mile and all you can steal from the victims.

No benefit package.
Cheap bastard!
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« Reply #277 on: February 08, 2017, 02:06:52 PM »
Just how much money you plannin' on payin'?  I could use a career change.  Plus, I care.

He buys his folks lunch once a week at the Hibachi Supreme Best New No 1 buffet on the Ross Clark circle. Beat that benefits package bitches.
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« Reply #278 on: February 08, 2017, 02:17:19 PM »
He buys his folks lunch once a week at the Hibachi Supreme Best New No 1 buffet on the Ross Clark circle. Beat that benefits package bitches.
You eat vegetable, big man.
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« Reply #279 on: February 08, 2017, 02:18:00 PM »
Coulda been Twitter...might have been here...I'm a little fucked up, buuuuuut...

Garner has been a TE coach.  Move him there and get Rock back.
It was about 7 posts above this one.
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