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New OC Rumors and News
« on: January 12, 2017, 02:35:16 PM »
EDIT: FUCK IT.  Bruce Feldman says this on Twitter:

Source close to #Auburn OC search tells @FoxSports: Still very early in process. No leaders in the clubhouse. New OC will act as play-caller


Gus is advertising the job as a true OC position, with play-calling, apparently.
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Re: New OC Rumors and News
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2017, 02:52:25 PM »
EDIT: FUCK IT.  Bruce Feldman says this on Twitter:

Source close to #Auburn OC search tells @FoxSports: Still very early in process. No leaders in the clubhouse. New OC will act as play-caller


Gus is advertising the job as a true OC position, with play-calling, apparently.

Ummm, so we were surprised by Lashlee leaving for half the salary? 

And if he was leaving I wonder how smart it was to let him call recruits and tell them? 
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« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2017, 03:17:19 PM »
Just hacked the Athletic Department's email server and got an advanced copy of the job posting.

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From: Jacobs, Jay
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Wanted:
Scapegoat for HC Offensive Coordinator that will pretend to call plays, talk to the QB and hold play cards up.  Must have 3 verified references and a valid driver’s license.

Apply by email only to:
Jaytheman01@aol.com
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Re: New OC Rumors and News
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2017, 04:25:01 PM »
Ummm, so we were surprised by Lashlee leaving for half the salary? 

And if he was leaving I wonder how smart it was to let him call recruits and tell them?

Lashlee had 2 more years on his contract.  It didn't require a buyout on his part if he took another job, but I imagine Auburn would owe him if he was canned.  Hey, one-sided contracts are the Auburn way.  If I had to guess, I would say AU decided it was time to move on from him and they fronted him a little do rae me under table.  Publically, Lashlee decided to take advantage of this "opportunity". 

What I'm hoping is that the PTB behind making this decision, put the ultimatum to Gus that he hire an OC/QB Corch and turn that side of the ball over to him.  Kind of an LSU to Les.  Change this shit or else.  Or else, happened. 

My gut tells me that will never happen, even if that's what they present on the surface.  I firmly believe Malzahn is way too paranoid to let go of anything.
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« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2017, 04:27:44 PM »
If this was planned one would assume that a new OC would have already been announced.  So, either they are waiting a bit to make it look legit or they really are all buffoons in the AD offices.
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Re: New OC Rumors and News
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2017, 04:30:58 PM »
If this was planned one would assume that a new OC would have already been announced.  So, either they are waiting a bit to make it look legit or they really are all buffoons in the AD offices.

Hmmm...

Got any more brain-busters?
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« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2017, 04:32:13 PM »
If this was planned one would assume that a new OC would have already been announced.  So, either they are waiting a bit to make it look legit or they really are all buffoons in the AD offices.

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« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2017, 04:38:43 PM »
the bigger question surrounding the departing OC...who will The Godfather have dinner with when he visits The Plains?   ...the new OC and his partner? 

stay tuned.
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Re: New OC Rumors and News
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2017, 04:40:06 PM »
Lashlee had 2 more years on his contract.  It didn't require a buyout on his part if he took another job, but I imagine Auburn would owe him if he was canned.  Hey, one-sided contracts are the Auburn way.  If I had to guess, I would say AU decided it was time to move on from him and they fronted him a little do rae me under table.  Publically, Lashlee decided to take advantage of this "opportunity". 

What I'm hoping is that the PTB behind making this decision, put the ultimatum to Gus that he hire an OC/QB Corch and turn that side of the ball over to him.  Kind of an LSU to Les.  Change this shit or else.  Or else, happened. 

My gut tells me that will never happen, even if that's what they present on the surface.  I firmly believe Malzahn is way too paranoid to let go of anything.

The timing of it actually makes me think the opposite.  I think Lashlee got on offer and even though it was lower $$$ wanted to unhitch himself from the Gus Bus. 

Go be an OC somewhere where you can make a name for yourself, because at AU if he succeeds it's Gus and if he loses it's him.
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« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2017, 04:41:41 PM »
The timing of it actually makes me think the opposite.  I think Lashlee got on offer and even though it was lower $$$ wanted to unhitch himself from the Gus wagon.

so is it a wagon or a bus?

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« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2017, 04:42:38 PM »
the bigger question surrounding the departing OC...who will The Godfather have dinner with when he visits The Plains?   ...the new OC and his partner? 

stay tuned.
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Re: New OC Rumors and News
« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2017, 04:44:47 PM »
so is it a wagon or a bus?

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Bus and a wagon....wagon would be good for you.
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Re: New OC Rumors and News
« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2017, 05:00:36 PM »
The timing of it actually makes me think the opposite.  I think Lashlee got on offer and even though it was lower $$$ wanted to unhitch himself from the Gus Bus. 

Go be an OC somewhere where you can make a name for yourself, because at AU if he succeeds it's Gus and if he loses it's him.


Been 3 years since anybody as seen any of that, not sure he was worried about it.
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« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2017, 05:13:44 PM »
The timing of it actually makes me think the opposite.  I think Lashlee got on offer and even though it was lower $$$ wanted to unhitch himself from the Gus Bus. 

Go be an OC somewhere where you can make a name for yourself, because at AU if he succeeds it's Gus and if he loses it's him.

Jane, you ignorant slut.

That's what Skrubdinski said in his piece.  Putting this out there actually surprised me.


Lashlee leaving is the first part of the Machiavellian scenario painted for me by Auburn sources in September. According to those sources, Lashlee taking over the play-calling for the LSU game and beyond wasn't all Malzahn's idea.  Instead it was a suggestion from a powerful booster that could go one of two ways. The offense could start rolling, and Malzahn would be seen as a smart head coach making a wise mid-season correction.

Or the offense could continue to struggle and Lashlee would be the scapegoat. Auburn could keep Malzahn to avoid paying his current buyout just south of $9 million, and he would bring in one of the best offensive minds in the business, who just happens to be a friend of Malzahn's but not a protege.


Coming off 2013, Lashlee was the up and coming boy wonder.  Too young for a major HC job at 29 or 30, but they were winning big, scoring points and he was well thought of.  Since then, the wheels have started wobbling.  I still feel like whoever is calling the shots has no confidence in Malzahn running the offense anymore and certainly doesn't want to turn it over to someone who may or may not have ever been making the decisions on offense.   
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« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2017, 06:43:49 PM »
An extension of the conversation I had with someone close to the program involved Jacobs. He told me that as soon as the new president is in, Jacobs is out. Jacobs is close with old AU money but the New money was pretty much running things now and that his days are coming to a quick end.
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« Reply #15 on: January 12, 2017, 06:53:24 PM »
I keep getting calls and texts since the story about the powerful booster came out. I do not discuss private matters in public.

I love Auburn and the decisions that I make are with everyone in mind.
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« Reply #16 on: January 12, 2017, 07:24:55 PM »
I keep getting calls and texts since the story about the powerful booster came out. I do not discuss private matters in public.

I love Auburn and the decisions that I make are with everyone in mind.

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« Reply #17 on: January 12, 2017, 09:53:53 PM »
An extension of the conversation I had with someone close to the program involved Jacobs. He told me that as soon as the new president is in, Jacobs is out. Jacobs is close with old AU money but the New money was pretty much running things now and that his days are coming to a quick end.
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Re: New OC Rumors and News
« Reply #18 on: January 12, 2017, 11:35:23 PM »
Cole Cubesteak says Lash told him he had done all he could do under Gus' shadow and needed to make a move on his own and make his mark.
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« Reply #19 on: January 13, 2017, 02:51:35 AM »
Cole Cubesteak says Lash told him he had done all he could do under Gus' shadow and needed to make a move on his own and make his mark.

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