New OC Rumors and News

Jumbo · « **Reply #80 on:** January 19, 2017, 05:29:07 PM »

I would take the Oc job but I'm on the other line with a guy about some whitewalls.

jmar · « **Reply #81 on:** January 19, 2017, 05:38:13 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on January 19, 2017, 05:00:33 PM

We are going to end up with Coach Klein, aren't we?

Klein, a Malzahn sapling or any retread is an embarrassment to our program.

jmar · « **Reply #82 on:** January 19, 2017, 05:53:23 PM »

THERE IS NO REASON TO FUCK THIS UP!
GET IT RIGHT AND SAVE YOUR ENTIRE STAFF WHILE GETTING A RIDICULOUS RAISE YOU STUPID SONUVABITCH.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #83 on:** January 19, 2017, 06:14:41 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on January 19, 2017, 05:27:18 PM

He said rape twice.

He likes rape.

The Prowler · « **Reply #84 on:** January 19, 2017, 06:31:31 PM »

Quote from: djsimp on January 19, 2017, 04:37:00 PM

Now Bleacher Report says a no go on Mazzone. He aint leaving A&M. Think it was to be a package deal with Mazzone Jr.

I've heard that he wasn't even in real consideration, it was a smoke screen for Coach Klein.

jmar · « **Reply #85 on:** January 19, 2017, 06:47:01 PM »

I'll take the job. Will get Pettway 1500 rushing and about 400 receiving along with much tight end action and mad WR numbers all based on defensive sets against recent successful play calling. See Malzahn/Tulsa, Petrino/Bush, Riley/Perine.

jmar · « **Reply #86 on:** January 19, 2017, 06:48:48 PM »

CHAMPIONSHIP!

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #87 on:** January 19, 2017, 08:33:21 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on January 19, 2017, 05:00:33 PM

We are going to end up with Coach Klein, aren't we?

Anybody got any ideas?

The Prowler · « **Reply #88 on:** January 19, 2017, 08:37:31 PM »

I'd hire Art Briles. While announcing him as the new OC I'd tell the media to Fuck Off and that he's never avaliable for comment.

Serious note...Art Briles was the fall guy for a Baptist school that continues to sweep things under the rug, just so they can look good on the surface. There are people who have known Briles for 30-40 years and they're all saying the same, fall guy for the school or he did it to remove attention towards his son (OC) or son-in-law (Offensive assistant).

GH2001 · « **Reply #89 on:** January 19, 2017, 09:09:02 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on January 19, 2017, 06:31:31 PM

I've heard that he wasn't even in real consideration, it was a smoke screen for Coach Klein.

Mister Coach Klein? The Louisiana legend?? Stop teasing you bastard.

djsimp · « **Reply #90 on:** January 19, 2017, 10:33:24 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on January 19, 2017, 08:37:31 PM

I'd hire Art Briles. While announcing him as the new OC I'd tell the media to Fuck Off and that he's never avaliable for comment.

Serious note...Art Briles was the fall guy for a Baptist school that continues to sweep things under the rug, just so they can look good on the surface. There are people who have known Briles for 30-40 years and they're all saying the same, fall guy for the school or he did it to remove attention towards his son (OC) or son-in-law (Offensive assistant).

Well, Art does have a lawsuit against Baylor for defamation of character.

jmar · « **Reply #91 on:** January 20, 2017, 06:35:39 AM »

Prepare to be underwhelmed is the top answer. Not sure who to give credit to but we were all thinking it.

Ogre asked: "Are we going to hire an OC or nah? "
That was a very strong second.

*
Coach Klein's widow said she's removing his name from consideration because he's dead.

Ogre · « **Reply #92 on:** January 20, 2017, 07:26:26 AM »

I hear Hayden Fox is available. He built a powerhouse offense at Minnesota State between 1989 - 1997.

Kaos · « **Reply #93 on:** January 20, 2017, 08:33:24 AM »

Malzahn's big board:

Tony Franklin
Steve Ensminger
Jeff Conaway
Denzel Washington
Wally Riggendorf
Kelly Anne Conway
Nick Crozier
A can of creamed corn
Lucy Van Pelt

wesfau2 · « **Reply #94 on:** January 20, 2017, 08:51:12 AM »

Quote from: Ogre on January 20, 2017, 07:26:26 AM

I hear Hayden Fox is available. He built a powerhouse offense at Minnesota State between 1989 - 1997.

Only if he can put Shelley Fabares's fine ass in a time capsule and bring her along.

jmar · « **Reply #95 on:** January 20, 2017, 09:01:20 AM »

Hayden Fox is too liberal for my liking.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #96 on:** January 20, 2017, 09:06:52 AM »

Quote from: The Prowler on January 19, 2017, 08:37:31 PM

I'd hire Art Briles. While announcing him as the new OC I'd tell the media to Fuck Off and that he's never avaliable for comment.

Serious note...Art Briles was the fall guy for a Baptist school that continues to sweep things under the rug, just so they can look good on the surface. There are people who have known Briles for 30-40 years and they're all saying the same, fall guy for the school or he did it to remove attention towards his son (OC) or son-in-law (Offensive assistant).

Bull. Shit.

You think people that have known Briles for 30-40 years would say something different?

Kaos · « **Reply #97 on:** January 20, 2017, 09:11:27 AM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on January 20, 2017, 08:51:12 AM

Only if he can put Shelley Fabares's fine ass in a time capsule and bring her along.

YES!

We agree on a female.

But the time capsule is a must. When she went downhill a few years ago? It was like this:

She went from hot to horror in about two months it seemed like.

GH2001 · « **Reply #98 on:** January 20, 2017, 09:30:47 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on January 20, 2017, 09:11:27 AM

YES!

We agree on a female.

But the time capsule is a must. When she went downhill a few years ago? It was like this:

She went from hot to horror in about two months it seemed like.

She kind of entered into her 70s. Nature and all. Cut the lady a break.

And I hate hate hate Jane Fonda's opinions usually. But she is 80. 80!!! And no she isn't what she was in 1980 or how she looked in that bathing suit in On Golden Pond, but geez for 80? Yeah. Most of us could hope to age that good.

Godfather · « **Reply #99 on:** January 20, 2017, 10:03:25 AM »

Quote from: GH2001 on January 20, 2017, 09:30:47 AM

And I hate hate hate Jane Fonda's opinions usually. But she is 80. 80!!! And no she isn't what she was in 1980 or how she looked in that bathing suit in On Golden Pond, but geez for 80? Yeah. Most of us could hope to age that good.

Fuck that communist