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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too early predictions
« on: May 19, 2016, 10:51:34 AM »
Sept. 3–Clemson at Auburn - L (0-1)
Hate to concede anything to some faux tigers with a crack-addled mascot, but even given their losses on the defensive side of the ball I think Clemson is playing at a much higher level than Auburn early in the season.  No shame, really, in losing to a Nat'l Champ contender.

Sept. 10–Arkansas State at Auburn - W (1-1)
Trying to forget the horror/drama of taking Jax St. to OT, and recognizing that ASU is a much better program, I still think we get a confidence-boosting win for my birthday present.

Sept. 17–Texas A&M at Auburn - W (2-1)
Sumlin's dumpster fire may present a bit of a challenge for our boys in blue, but no QB and losing WR recruits left and right has to tame that offense a bit.  Looking for a big day from the DLine in this one.

Sept. 24–LSU at Auburn - L (2-2)
Until proven otherwise, LSU is bigger, faster and (odd as it sounds) better-coached.

Oct. 1–Louisiana-Monroe at Auburn - W (3-2)
Battled-tested and starting to gel, the Tigers get a big win.  No mercy for the North Cajuns.

Oct. 8–Auburn at Mississippi State W (4-2)
No Dak, no Wilson...no hope for the hapless bullpuppies.

Oct. 22–Arkansas at Auburn W (5-2)
Despite an historic case of the dropsies by the entire WR corps, we should have won this one last year.  Hogs are breaking in a new QB and new RBs.  Defense, once again, rules the day for the Tigers.

Oct. 29–Auburn at Ole Miss L (5-3)
Freezus continues to make a silk purse out of the sow's ear that is OM football.  Caveat: the NCAA investigation might decimate OM at some point (unlikely), but hope exists.

Nov. 5–Vanderbilt at Auburn W (6-3)
NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS!  Mason might be the worst coach in the SEC and despite the media narrative that he's got the 'Dores on the come-up, this one won't be particularly close.

Nov. 12–Auburn at Georgia - W (7-3)
UGA once again hangs their hopes on a true frosh QB, but it will be  Chubb's knee that will decide the fate of the dawgs this season.  We get the monkey off our back and beat these pups in Athens.

Nov. 19–Alabama A&M at Auburn - W (8-3)
Really?

Nov. 26–Auburn at Alabama - L (8-4)
Until proven otherwise, Bama continues to field the superior (with asterisks abounding) on-field product.

Bowl win puts us at 9.  Splitting UGA and UAT help quiet some fan concerns and the future looks bright with the young roster.

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Re: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too early predictions
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2016, 11:12:18 AM »
I like your optimism.
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Re: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too early predictions
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2016, 11:19:20 AM »
Scary to say, but I would take that.  Throw in another top 10 recruiting class and 2017 looks even better with a less formidable schedule.
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Re: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too early predictions
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2016, 11:21:34 AM »
Scary to say, but I would take that.  Throw in another top 10 recruiting class and 2017 looks even better with a less formidable schedule.
Yep. Just wait till next year!

Srsly, this is right. Still, QB could haunt us if we don't straighten that out. But if defensive recruiting keeps improving?  :tongue:
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Re: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too early predictions
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2016, 11:38:14 AM »
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Nov. 19–Alabama A&M at Auburn - W (8-3)
Really?
Come see PCT gawk, slobber over, and sexually harass their dance team.
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Re: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too early predictions
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2016, 11:42:07 AM »
Come see PCT gawk, slobber over, and sexually harass their dance team.

You might have to fight Tarheel.  He loves the nubians.
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Re: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too early predictions
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2016, 12:05:23 PM »
You might have to fight Tarheel.  He loves the nubians.
We can cause a scene - a nubian inspired riot.
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« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2016, 12:17:16 PM »
We can cause a scene - a nubian inspired riot.

That's been done before.

Listen here, Cowboy.  When The Sting comes to the Playnes, you and me is meetin' up at the entrance where the visiting band comes in.  The Samsung will be set to video.
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Re: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too early predictions
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2016, 12:29:24 PM »
The Mrs. and I plan on making a Nov game so we have set our sights on the Vandy game. ( I invested my X-mas bonus and we are saving up.)
« Last Edit: May 19, 2016, 12:31:52 PM by dallaswareagle »
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Re: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too early predictions
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2016, 01:30:57 PM »
That's been done before.

Listen here, Cowboy.  When The Sting comes to the Playnes, you and me is meetin' up at the entrance where the visiting band comes in.  The Samsung will be set to video.

Just so there's no confusion...this is the Bulldawgettes.
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Re: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too early predictions
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2016, 01:44:10 PM »
Just so there's no confusion...this is the Bulldawgettes.
You shut your dirty whore mouth! You mean the dancers from that video that was posted several months back belong to the other team?
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Re: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too early predictions
« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2016, 01:57:09 PM »
I think we shock Clemson.  Everything else at this point* I will agree with.


*owner of this statement hereby agrees to change his view at anytime, including how he thinks we will play against Clemson and any other team on said schedule.  No rights reserved.  Only valid in the USA and Canada.
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Re: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too early predictions
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2016, 02:42:11 PM »
I can live with those picks as long as we do in fact split with UGay and The Tahd.  AND...it really has that "Wait til next year" feel to it.
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Re: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too early predictions
« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2016, 02:42:26 PM »
Just so there's no confusion...this is the Bulldawgettes.

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Re: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too early predictions
« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2016, 03:01:40 PM »
 I can never keep the the Hornets and Bulldogs separated in my head. Those SWAC schools all look alike.
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Re: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too early predictions
« Reply #15 on: May 19, 2016, 03:05:07 PM »
fuck it.  we win it all. 

see you in Tampa.




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Re: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too early predictions
« Reply #16 on: May 19, 2016, 03:05:57 PM »
fuck it.  we win it all. 

see you in Tampa.

That can't be good for you.
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Re: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too early predictions
« Reply #17 on: May 19, 2016, 03:06:29 PM »
I only see two losses!
Everyone else is beatable!

And I'm not even sure we lose 2!

Of course this all hinges on JJs run for Heisman!
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Re: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too early predictions
« Reply #18 on: May 19, 2016, 03:07:20 PM »
I can never keep the the Hornets and Bulldogs separated in my head. Those SWAC schools all look alike.
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Re: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too early predictions
« Reply #19 on: May 19, 2016, 03:09:03 PM »
Not losing to Beaver and the Black Bears. 

That's all I'm willing to state. 
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