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The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!

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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #180 on: September 16, 2016, 09:29:24 AM »
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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #181 on: September 16, 2016, 09:30:01 AM »
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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #182 on: September 16, 2016, 09:38:34 AM »
Just for you, Jarhead
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #183 on: September 16, 2016, 09:54:05 AM »
Funny thing is, the Cubs lost last night the the Brewers. The Cubs won the Central because the Cards lost to the Giants.  :haha:
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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #184 on: September 16, 2016, 01:31:35 PM »
I got a text from one of my buddies who is a Giants fan yesterday, telling me that normally, he would tell me that he hates me for the next three days, but the Giants have been so shitty, he doesn't care if they make it into the play in game.  I kinda feel the same way.

Congrats, Buzz.  Maybe you'll get a WS Bobblehead to go along with the Waino/Molina one.
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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #185 on: September 16, 2016, 02:00:32 PM »
I'm stoked Bartman that the Cubs jinx are in the playoffs alou.  I hope they finally curse get that ring interference that their fans Bartman have been waiting so long for.
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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #186 on: September 21, 2016, 10:54:49 PM »
Note to Ex-Braves fans.  You need to come back or at least get a look at the nucleus of what looks to be a promising future.  This franchise has found some guys that can play.  They're over .500 since the All Star break.  They have one guy, Matt Kemp, that is over 100 RBI's and will hit 30+ home runs.  Freeman is over .300 and has a good shot of reaching 100 RBI's.  Their lead off hitter, Ender Inciarte, has the most hits in MLB since the All Star break and is one of the best center fielders in the game.  For reference, watch ESPN Top 10.  He saved the game with a 9th inning leap over the wall to take a 2 out, winning HR away from Yoenis Cespedes of the Mets, who by the way, the Braves just swept in NY.  Say thank you St. Louis.

They've solidified 3rd base and SS with Adonis Garcia and Vanderbilt's, Dansby Swanson.  Both incredible up and coming players.  I've stuck with them all year and suddenly, they're playing great ball and they're pumped like it's the playoffs. 

Look, I know I'm pimping a club 30 games under .500.  But I'm telling you, you can start to see a method to the madness. You add a couple of solid starters to the rotation and a couple more veteran sticks, and this team is going to be really fun to watch next year. 
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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #187 on: September 22, 2016, 12:33:39 AM »
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bleeding stops in about 8 games!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #188 on: September 22, 2016, 09:05:35 AM »
Note to Ex-Braves fans.  You need to come back or at least get a look at the nucleus of what looks to be a promising future.  This franchise has found some guys that can play.  They're over .500 since the All Star break.  They have one guy, Matt Kemp, that is over 100 RBI's and will hit 30+ home runs.  Freeman is over .300 and has a good shot of reaching 100 RBI's.  Their lead off hitter, Ender Inciarte, has the most hits in MLB since the All Star break and is one of the best center fielders in the game.  For reference, watch ESPN Top 10.  He saved the game with a 9th inning leap over the wall to take a 2 out, winning HR away from Yoenis Cespedes of the Mets, who by the way, the Braves just swept in NY.  Say thank you St. Louis.

They've solidified 3rd base and SS with Adonis Garcia and Vanderbilt's, Dansby Swanson.  Both incredible up and coming players.  I've stuck with them all year and suddenly, they're playing great ball and they're pumped like it's the playoffs. 

Look, I know I'm pimping a club 30 games under .500.  But I'm telling you, you can start to see a method to the madness. You add a couple of solid starters to the rotation and a couple more veteran sticks, and this team is going to be really fun to watch next year.
Please don't beat the Mets up too badly.  I'm hoping for a 3-way tie in the WC race.
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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #189 on: September 22, 2016, 10:12:27 AM »
Please don't beat the Mets up too badly.  I'm hoping for a 3-way tie in the WC race.

I know right? This will be LMAO funny.
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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #190 on: September 29, 2016, 02:28:40 PM »
Got a new tattoo this week...
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #191 on: September 30, 2016, 10:21:07 AM »
This is a MUST WATCH! So much fucking AUSOME in this. This video is a little long but well worth it.

http://auburn.247sports.com/Bolt/Youll-be-moved-to-tears-by-Auburns-tribute-to-David-Ross-47867520
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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #192 on: October 02, 2016, 07:10:08 PM »
TEX clinched division title and home field through World Series.
CHC clinched division title and home field through NL playoffs.
BOS, CLE, WSH, LAD clinched division titles.
WSH clinched home-field advantage for NLDS matchup with LAD.
CLE clinched home-field advantage for ALDS matchup with BOS.
NYM clinched first NL Wild Card, will host Wild Card Game on Wednesday.
SFG clinched second NL Wild Card.
TOR clinched first AL Wild Card, will host Wild Card Game on Tuesday.
BAL clinched second AL Wild Card.
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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #193 on: October 02, 2016, 09:55:22 PM »
TEX clinched division title and home field through World Series.
CHC clinched division title and home field through NL playoffs.
BOS, CLE, WSH, LAD clinched division titles.
WSH clinched home-field advantage for NLDS matchup with LAD.
CLE clinched home-field advantage for ALDS matchup with BOS.
NYM clinched first NL Wild Card, will host Wild Card Game on Wednesday.
SFG clinched second NL Wild Card.
TOR clinched first AL Wild Card, will host Wild Card Game on Tuesday.
BAL clinched second AL Wild Card.

Wait...what?  Say that again.
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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #194 on: October 03, 2016, 12:03:13 AM »
Wait...what?  Say that again.

TEX clinched division title and home field through World Series.
CHC clinched division title and home field through NL playoffs.
BOS, CLE, WSH, LAD clinched division titles.
WSH clinched home-field advantage for NLDS matchup with LAD.
CLE clinched home-field advantage for ALDS matchup with BOS.
NYM clinched first NL Wild Card, will host Wild Card Game on Wednesday.
SFG clinched second NL Wild Card.
TOR clinched first AL Wild Card, will host Wild Card Game on Tuesday.
BAL clinched second AL Wild Card.
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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #195 on: October 03, 2016, 11:10:16 AM »
Three former Tigers playing.  Ross for the Cubs, John Donaldson for Toronto, and Grant Dayton for the Dodgers.

So I'm hoping for a Toronto/Dodgers Series.
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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #196 on: October 03, 2016, 11:16:45 AM »
TEX clinched division title and home field through World Series.
CHC clinched division title and home field through NL playoffs.
BOS, CLE, WSH, LAD clinched division titles.
WSH clinched home-field advantage for NLDS matchup with LAD.
CLE clinched home-field advantage for ALDS matchup with BOS.
NYM clinched first NL Wild Card, will host Wild Card Game on Wednesday.
SFG clinched second NL Wild Card.
TOR clinched first AL Wild Card, will host Wild Card Game on Tuesday.
BAL clinched second AL Wild Card.


Go Rangers. 
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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #197 on: October 03, 2016, 11:17:28 AM »
Jarhead hates David Ross!
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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #198 on: October 03, 2016, 11:20:47 AM »
Jarhead hates David Ross!

Figures. The question is if he hates Ross more than he hates dallas.
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Re: The official 2016 MLB bitch and moan thread!
« Reply #199 on: October 03, 2016, 11:23:59 AM »
Jarhead hates David Ross!

Ross stole his boyfriend?

Braves go out a winner. 1 - 0 over Detroit. The new stadium might had a decent ball club after all!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.