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What's wrong with people?

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What's wrong with people?
« on: February 17, 2016, 08:47:21 AM »
McDonald's drive thru for breakfast.   One car pulls in ahead of me and this is what I hear:

Take ya order?

I want a large coffee and 130 sugars

Large coffee and three sugars. That complete ya order?

No I want 130 sugars.

Did you say a hunnert and thirty sugars?

Uh huh. One three oh.

Long silence.  Umm I don't think we can do that many.

I got 120 the other day and it wasn't enough.  I need 130. 

Long silence.  Umm we don't have nobody to count out all them sugars.

I don't see any signs saying how many sugars I can have.  I need my large coffee and 130 sugars.

Long silence.  Umm. Pull up to the first window. 

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When I leave she's sitting up at the front apparently having been told to pull up while some morning shift schmuck counts out 130 sugar packets. 

Meantime? My order is wrong. 
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Re: What's wrong with people?
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2016, 09:02:12 AM »
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Re: What's wrong with people?
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2016, 10:20:42 AM »
Some managers need to learn when to step in and tell a customer to go fuck themselves. This is one such instance.
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Re: What's wrong with people?
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2016, 10:24:33 AM »
On the other hand, if you go to the counter and ask for salt, they hand you 87 packs.

Damn, lady. I'm not trying to cure a ham.  Just wanted to dust my fries. 

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Re: What's wrong with people?
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2016, 10:50:01 AM »
We've had this discussion before. You get what you pay for at places like mcds.
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Re: What's wrong with people?
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2016, 11:04:00 AM »
"What's yo order?"

"Supreme Ultra Size Coke. 200 sugars."

"Pull up. We gotta count em."

"K."

"What's yo order?"

"Cheeseburger. No tomatoes."

"Here's your cheeseburger with 500 tomatoes."
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Re: What's wrong with people?
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2016, 11:19:17 AM »
If they would get paid $15.00 an hour I am sure they would do better.
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Re: What's wrong with people?
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2016, 11:41:36 AM »
If they would get paid $15.00 an hour I am sure they would do better.

Then you would just have to pay double the amount for the same crap food and service there.
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Re: What's wrong with people?
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2016, 11:51:23 AM »
If they would get paid $15.00 an hour I am sure they would do better.

absolutely not.  blue collar retail and fast food establishments don't train employees customer service...to expensive when supporting $1 menu items.   

$15/hr...will bring kiosk ordering .   
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Re: What's wrong with people?
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2016, 12:39:57 PM »
absolutely not.  blue collar retail and fast food establishments don't train employees customer service...to expensive when supporting $1 menu items.   

$15/hr...will bring kiosk ordering .

Kiosk is always right
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Re: What's wrong with people?
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2016, 01:16:44 PM »
I'm going to order 97 packets of ketchup tomorrow.  Will just fill up the bottles in the fridge and save that money.
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Re: What's wrong with people?
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2016, 01:30:27 PM »
If they would get paid $15.00 an hour I am sure they would do better.

Let me help you people out. 

 :sarcasm:
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Re: What's wrong with people?
« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2016, 02:02:40 PM »
I'm going to order 97 packets of ketchup tomorrow.  Will just fill up the bottles in the fridge and save that money.

Thought you hated tomatoes.
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Re: What's wrong with people?
« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2016, 02:05:15 PM »
Thought you hated tomatoes.

I hate tomatoes, love ketchup, love tomato soup also.


They hate me I have heard. 
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Re: What's wrong with people?
« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2016, 03:07:11 PM »
I hate tomatoes, love ketchup, love tomato soup also.


They hate me I have heard.

so does sarcasm. 
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Re: What's wrong with people?
« Reply #15 on: February 17, 2016, 03:22:47 PM »
so does sarcasm.

Coming from you I'll file that where it needs to be.
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Re: What's wrong with people?
« Reply #16 on: February 17, 2016, 03:35:02 PM »
so does sarcasm.

A mark.

One was left.
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Re: What's wrong with people?
« Reply #17 on: February 17, 2016, 03:36:04 PM »
Thought you hated tomatoes.


Ketchup


Tomato:



I love a good pork chop but I'm not about to go bite a pig on the ass to get one.  Same concept.
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Re: What's wrong with people?
« Reply #18 on: February 17, 2016, 03:40:01 PM »

Ketchup


Tomato:



I love a good pork chop but I'm not about to go bite a pig on the ass to get one.  Same concept.

Ketchup is just smushed up maters with vinegar. Ammarite? Kind of like peanut butter and peanuts.

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Re: What's wrong with people?
« Reply #19 on: February 17, 2016, 03:52:01 PM »
Ketchup is just smushed up maters with vinegar. Ammarite? Kind of like peanut butter and peanuts.
Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?
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