Nick Saban = Offensive Genius

djsimp · « **Reply #21 on:** September 09, 2015, 06:28:00 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on September 09, 2015, 05:48:27 PM

By the way, if you were wondering who invented the Hurry Up:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurry-up_offense

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First employed in 1899 by John Heisman's Auburn team,[1] the hurry-up offense is an American football offensive style which has two different but related forms in which the offensive team avoids delays between plays.

The Prowler · « **Reply #22 on:** September 10, 2015, 04:17:02 AM »

Coach sabun is running that High School offense paw.

jmar · « **Reply #23 on:** September 10, 2015, 04:31:38 AM »

Quote from: The Prowler on September 10, 2015, 04:17:02 AM

Coach sabun is running that High School offense paw.

They's got movin' pictures an evarthang.

smooth_operator · « **Reply #24 on:** September 10, 2015, 06:17:10 AM »

Quote from: The Prowler on September 10, 2015, 04:17:02 AM

Coach sabun is running that High School offense paw.

Oh I can play
"Something inarticulate about the barners retroactively stealing Sabbin's brilliant hurry up no huddle offense and genius sideline play cards..ahem.. Pawl"

bgreene · « **Reply #25 on:** September 10, 2015, 06:43:09 AM »

Quote from: smooth_operator on September 10, 2015, 06:17:10 AM

Oh I can play
"Something inarticulate about the barners retroactively stealing Sabbin's brilliant hurry up no huddle offense and genius sideline play cards..ahem.. Pawl"

Only you

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #26 on:** September 10, 2015, 08:31:09 AM »

It truly is remarkable that Napoleon was able to implement a hurry up O that has player safety at the forefront, instead of the reckless and hazardous O that other hunh coaches run.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #27 on:** September 10, 2015, 11:17:08 AM »

Not only was he busy creating the HUNH offense and play cards to go along with it this summer...the creative genius bastard was also inventing a luxury van for HIS company, Mercedes! What other wonders can we expect from this guy?????!

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Nick Saban rolls out limited edition $200K Benz luxury van

University of Alabama head football coach Nick Saban has collaborated with the Mercedes-Benz of Birmingham dealership and specialty vehicle manufacturer McSweeney Designs to create the Nick Saban Signature Series Mercedes-Benz Sprinter. (Special to AL.com/McSweeney Designs)

http://www.al.com/business/index.ssf/2015/09/nick_saban_collaborates_with_a.html#incart_2box

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #28 on:** September 10, 2015, 11:26:25 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 10, 2015, 11:17:08 AM

Not only was he busy creating the HUNH offense and play cards to go along with it this summer...the creative genius bastard was also inventing a luxury van for HIS company, Mercedes! What other wonders can we expect from this guy?????!

http://www.al.com/business/index.ssf/2015/09/nick_saban_collaborates_with_a.html#incart_2box

I was going to post this but I am not as adept at utilizing the quote function. You have mastered it and I just want to say I'm damn proud to post on the same board as you.

You are one of my heroes.

Godfather · « **Reply #29 on:** September 10, 2015, 11:38:12 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 10, 2015, 11:17:08 AM

Not only was he busy creating the HUNH offense and play cards to go along with it this summer...the creative genius bastard was also inventing a luxury van for HIS company, Mercedes! What other wonders can we expect from this guy?????!

http://www.al.com/business/index.ssf/2015/09/nick_saban_collaborates_with_a.html#incart_2box

Honey, git dem kids...were puttin the trailer up fer sale!

djsimp · « **Reply #30 on:** September 10, 2015, 01:41:06 PM »

If only Saban would run for Governor.

bottomfeeder · « **Reply #31 on:** September 11, 2015, 07:25:44 AM »

Quote from: djsimp on September 10, 2015, 01:41:06 PM

If only Saban would run for Governor.

of California.

jmar · « **Reply #32 on:** September 11, 2015, 09:51:43 AM »

Quote from: bottomfeeder on September 11, 2015, 07:25:44 AM

of California.

Word is that Terri is shopping for real estate in so cal.

Kaos · « **Reply #33 on:** September 11, 2015, 09:57:21 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on September 10, 2015, 11:38:12 AM

Honey, git dem kids...were puttin the trailer up fer sale!

FUUUUCK that. We sellin' them damn kids, the fuckin' dawgs and I'm goin' back to tittay dancin' so's we kin get us one a dem dere Nick Sabam ArrrVeeeees. .

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #34 on:** September 11, 2015, 10:12:00 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on September 11, 2015, 09:57:21 AM

FUUUUCK that. We sellin' them damn kids, the fuckin' dawgs and I'm goin' back to tittay dancin' so's we kin get us one a dem dere Nick Sabam ArrrVeeeees. .

It's rollin' baby!

djsimp · « **Reply #35 on:** September 11, 2015, 10:32:42 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on September 11, 2015, 09:57:21 AM

FUUUUCK that. We sellin' them damn kids, the fuckin' dawgs and I'm goin' back to tittay dancin' so's we kin get us one a dem dere Nick Sabam ArrrVeeeees. .

Thanks. Now my breakfast is looking for a way out.

Kaos · « **Reply #36 on:** September 11, 2015, 10:37:29 AM »

Quote from: djsimp on September 11, 2015, 10:32:42 AM

Thanks. Now my breakfast is looking for a way out.

You'd fuck her.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #37 on:** September 11, 2015, 10:42:37 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on September 11, 2015, 10:37:29 AM

You'd fuck her.

That's probably where the little belly pooch came from.

djsimp · « **Reply #38 on:** September 11, 2015, 10:57:59 AM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on September 11, 2015, 10:42:37 AM

That's probably where the little belly pooch came from.

Ima have to cut a bitch.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #39 on:** September 11, 2015, 11:07:55 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on September 11, 2015, 09:57:21 AM

FUUUUCK that. We sellin' them damn kids, the fuckin' dawgs and I'm goin' back to tittay dancin' so's we kin get us one a dem dere Nick Sabam ArrrVeeeees. .

Multi-racial gang-bang line. Go Alabama.