Guarantees for 2015

[Godfather]

No, no, no! You blame it on the alkehol...ALWAYS.
It's the great equalizer and will puts you on equal footing with the rest of these looser's.

I'll have you know that Snaggle is quite tight.

[Catphish Tilly]

Missed you while you were gone and am amazed that I was able to hold this place together in your absence.

Wait. Chizad left?  !

[jmar]

Wait. Chizad left?  !

He be full blown Twitter warrior.

[WiregrassTiger]

Wait. Chizad left?  !

The real AUChizad! never left. It was AUChizad that "took a leave of absence" (ahem).

[jmar]

The real AUChizad! never left. It was AUChizad that "took a leave of absence" (ahem).

You take that ahem back right now.

[Snaggletiger]

I didn't get an ahem outta' that guy.

[Buzz Killington]

I didn't get an ahem outta' that guy.

Give the Snaggle an ahem!

[dallaswareagle]

Give the Snaggle an ahem!

ahems are not given, they are earned. 

[jmar]

An ahem is but a glorified meh.

[Snaggletiger]

-10


-10

[jmar]

-10


-10

Too uppity?

[Jumbo]

Give the Snaggle an ahem!

Ahem.

[Pell City Tiger]

An ahem is but a glorified meh.

It's more of a subdued "harumpfh", but who is keeping score.

[Snaggletiger]

It's more of a subdued "harumpfh", but who is keeping score.

I get no kick from champagne.

[Pell City Tiger]

I get no kick from champagne.

Mongo just pawn in game of life.

[Jumbo]

I get no kick from champagne.

But I get a gas out of you.

[Jumbo]

Mongo just pawn in game of life.

Candy gram for Mongo.

[Townhallsavoy]

Guarantees for 2015:

- Auburn fans will be worried about the quarterback position on October 1st.

*It's not that Jeremy Johnson is going to suck or fail, but he has a difficult task going into this season. The opener is against Louisville in Atlanta, @LSU is week 3, and Miss State is week 4. While all three games are winnable, Johnson is a new quarterback working with a new offensive line. He's not going to be Uganda Cam until he gets a few games under his belt. Expect to hear some bitching as we hit the midseason.

Right and wrong.

- Alabama's defense will dominate, but their offense will cost them three games.

Should have been right.

- USC will go 6-6 and Sarkisian will resign or be fired.

The prophet...but somehow they finished the season by winning without the drunk.

- Washington will be the surprise team of the year.

Wrong.

- Georgia will go 9-3 or 10-2 and maybe reach the SECCG and lose and probably win their bowl game.

They went 9-3. Fired Richt. Did not see that coming.

- Ohio State will lose two games.

Hey, there's still time!

- Leonard Fournette will not be the starting running back for LSU by season's end.

Way wrong.

- Tennessee will represent the East in the SECCG.

Even wronger.

I should stop trying to predict things. How'd you do?

[Snaggletiger]

I said brown.

[The Prowler]

I didn't predict because everyone here now would be all like "...He's a Warlock, burn him!!!!!" And I've got enough on my plate to be dealing with that again.

My predictions would've been:
Roc Thomas will get hurt in every game he plays.

Jeremy Johnson will make us all wish that we had Kiehl Frazier instead.

Les Miles will be on the hot seat after the bama beat down.

Leonard Fournette will be the Heisman front runner, until the bama game, then he'll get passed by another bama cro-magnon/trigger fish teeth Derrick Henry.

Auburn's offense will suck worse than the defense.

Auburn won't finish the season anywhere close to the Top 25.

Duke Williams will begin to complain that he isn't getting the ball enough, get into a fight with Jeremy Johnson and some other players, then get kicked off the team.

The Ol Ball Coach will finally retire.

Coach Tuberville and Cincinnati will run the Spread better than Coach Malzahn.

UGA will finally fire Coach Richt, for what reason, I don't know...they just don't like winning apparently.

Miami will fire their Head Coach around midseason.

Auburn's Kicker will be the only player, on the team, up for any post season awards.